Cwanbewwy

@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…asjc
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2024-12-23 08:08:59 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 to be honest, we forgot all about christmas this year, so we’re not going to do anything special for us. We like to watch old nostalgic cartoon christmas specials, so we’ll probably do that for coziness. One year we made a biblical themed christmas dinner based on what may have historically been available during the time and location of Jesus’ birth, but this year for christmas dinner will be small and unthemed

2024-12-21 02:16:43 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…pltp youve been assigned as a linux user, you have no choice but to install a new os

2024-12-21 02:07:56 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…n67w why’s going into the stinkhole so popular

2024-12-21 01:48:03 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 Happens to us all the time. We always end up setting up a fan under the fire alarm to help keep it from beepytime

2024-12-20 07:32:21 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…4d6j SNOOTER POKER!!!! :acat_fightme:

2024-12-20 04:52:02 GMT

@nprofile…4d6j mr pikmin, between 3 and 4 which pikmin should i play

2024-12-19 04:31:59 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24
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2024-12-19 04:14:10 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 do you look anything at all like the pink puffball, kirby?

2024-12-17 01:23:35 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 she can be raised to marry you, but i think it’s kind of convoluted? I remember doing it with a guide when I was trying to see all the endings. 9/10 it’s just a numbers go up game, but you get to watch her grow up and she’s cute and and and you can take her to the mountains and look at how :D she is about her family vacation

2024-12-16 22:03:04 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 anyway, if you can’t find the original version I think that one is probably fine? It’s just a silly little management game where you raise stats, i don’t know if you like those

2024-12-16 22:00:43 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 I liked the original version when I was a kid, I used to cheat in massive amounts of money to give my daughter ginormous breasts. one time i stuffed her full of so many breast enlargement pills they wrapped back around into being flat

2024-12-16 20:58:41 GMT

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@nprofile…ghwv i never know what to expect from you you’re an unpredictable loose cannon

2024-12-16 01:25:16 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 i picked up @nprofile…asjc and carried him across the room once and he said it was scary

2024-12-15 23:53:12 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…c6v8 @nprofile…szdn do you take your tea with a lot of precum in it?

2024-12-15 23:50:25 GMT

arbys taste like throwd up delightful

2024-12-15 23:49:34 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 NOOOOOOO YOU CANT!!!!!

2024-12-13 02:31:00 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 i took him out from the library so much as a kid that ive found him shitloads of time i can sniff him out like a bloodhound

2024-12-13 02:27:05 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 you should play wheres waldo

2024-12-12 11:53:48 GMT

reason 8575757464 this shitty otome game about cloning sucks: you cant date the crazy pint-sized shota
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2024-12-11 15:15:08 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…asjc @nprofile…0vm0 we needed to buy me a new sd card because i keep taking videos and 800+ screenshots of anime boys

2024-12-10 17:22:38 GMT

rgb fans have gone too far
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2024-12-09 22:03:55 GMT

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@nprofile…5ptj
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2024-12-08 16:16:58 GMT

a nice cheerful meal! it’s supposed to be some salmon-y potato salad thing i got off bon appetit. https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/herby-salmon-potato-salad
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2024-12-06 19:58:08 GMT

man went to er with 23 plastic horses in his anus… his condition was stable…

2024-12-06 12:16:23 GMT

under the current shotaland administration, if you poke your partner on the tip of their nose during sex and say “boop!” you face immediate execution

2024-12-05 14:06:25 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…asjc his biggest secret is that he’s fine with short flats as long as theyre huge sassy bitches who would push him down and skin his knees

2024-12-05 01:56:00 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 @nprofile…asjc @nprofile…0esq AAAAAAHHH!!! IT’S THE FLUFFERNUTTER!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEZE HER!!!!

2024-11-26 04:15:37 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 poor rehn, maybe this’ll make you warmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7KXGr4vwuk

2024-11-22 23:24:40 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 do NOT breed with people who wear purple lipstick

2024-11-22 20:35:25 GMT

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@nprofile…asjc now add boymilk oreos

2024-11-14 16:31:40 GMT

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@nprofile…nk24 as a three year old i had a nightmare aboit it after watching family play it, so i sleepily got up and expelled my nightmare by snapping the ps1 disc in half

2024-11-14 15:01:49 GMT

@nprofile…nk24 You’re always upset about censorship, so I thought I’d show you that in the Tomb Raider 1-3 remaster, Lara is as she always was
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2024-11-12 07:29:03 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz was there oregano in the sauce

2024-11-10 21:20:15 GMT

the protag girl’s mom is kind of hot in this game. too bad it’s not that kind of game.
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2024-09-26 05:46:04 GMT

tea with milk and honey 🧶 🐈

2024-09-25 18:41:27 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz I’m happy I get to play as a pretry lady :3

2024-09-07 00:58:25 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz wheres the raisins

2024-08-29 21:40:34 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Everything but the elves seem in line with the setting to me. It’s the elves that seem really stupid. They look like bad cosplayers, like Tallis from the Dragom Age II DLC, Mark of the Assassin.

2024-08-26 00:37:54 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz i accidentally bought too many mushrooms im going to be eating this filling for weeks

2024-08-25 23:37:59 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz people can throw cool toys like this at you!
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2024-08-25 18:02:44 GMT

It’s cool today, so I can bake a pie tonight! Beef and mushroom

2024-08-19 22:52:31 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz I think the white one with the pretty red flowers is the classiest, personally (i think everyone can agree the yellow one sucks)
When I showed it to him, he didn’t say! Although, that was just to ask him if I needed to tag them as sensitive

2024-08-13 08:48:15 GMT

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@npub1rf0…gyed @npub1dkf…z4wz it’s because teasing boys with phimosis is hot

2024-06-25 02:00:05 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Wow, the ori games sure are pretty, but man does that prettiness make it hard for me to tell what’s happening in the pictures!
To be honest, singular they being used regardless of if a character’s gender is known doesn’t bother me at all, so I can’t relate to your feelings very well.

2024-06-25 01:45:14 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Gimme a linky to the guide, now I’m curious

2024-06-17 02:24:16 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz sometimes i like apples in my salads, or toasted nuts (:

2024-06-15 17:01:36 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz she’s got a jolly red nose like santa claus (: is she jolly?

2024-06-10 19:26:55 GMT

My husband and I finished watching Ascendance of a Bookworm, and he was so into it I’ve been tasked with reading the light novel and giving him little tidbits about the plot and stuff!
It’s my first time reading a light novel, and I’m a little surprised at just how easy it is. It’s like a middlegrade fiction book, like a chapter book for kids, in terms of reading level.

2024-06-03 15:07:41 GMT

I wish I was tall enough to see the flowers better!
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2024-06-01 06:15:18 GMT

We’re going to the store to get new plant friends soon (: I cleared out some spots for them, so hopefully they’ll be happy (or at least healthy/useful for fixing our bad air)

2024-05-31 03:28:35 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz she’s gonna tear his banjo string!!! somebody stop her!!!

2024-05-28 16:06:18 GMT

mourning dove coos always make me smile (:

2024-05-28 04:56:35 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz @npub1rf0…gyed You’re a sweet li’l nature lover and we LOOOOOVVVEEE you

2024-05-23 09:05:39 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz @npub1rf0…gyed titty shrinkers must be punished

2024-05-23 08:55:26 GMT

he has no right
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2024-05-20 21:52:12 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz i got all of them, say it isnt so

2024-05-19 01:52:11 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz FLUFFALUMPS!!! :acat_chirp:

2024-05-18 23:33:09 GMT

I MISS MY HUSBAND!!! (he is visiting his mom while i clean the house)

2024-05-18 03:12:09 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz @npub1rf0…gyed we went on a walk and I got a raspbewwy tea drink!!!!!!! :3

2024-05-15 15:15:49 GMT

i want the nsfw version of chou no doku wheres the fucking PORN

2024-05-15 15:07:27 GMT

the gym is so fun :Cat: one day i will be able to pick up my disa-honey…

2024-05-15 00:22:33 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz @npub1rf0…gyed would you put a frog in a loli’s bag to watch her wiggle and squeal when she opens it

2024-05-05 20:41:52 GMT

the life of a shota
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2024-05-05 14:09:45 GMT

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Typical!!
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2024-05-05 14:08:22 GMT

All the snails are out… :ablobslurp: but really, I’ll have to be careful on my walk today! They always crawl on the sidewalks, carefree as can be, completely ignorant to the threat of being stepped on!

2024-04-30 14:13:18 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz she got those two dots next to her mouth cause an angel pinched her kitten cheeks in the womb and said “ooouh so cute!!” and it left a mark

2024-04-28 00:26:29 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz i know, it’s great, it softens things immensely because then it doesn’t seem like a problem with them

2024-04-27 23:52:56 GMT

i got asked for my number by a poor fella while buying my husband’s grandma ice cream. i feel bad turning people down in real life, they always have this pitiful voice shake

2024-04-26 10:15:02 GMT

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@npub1rf0…gyed @npub1dkf…z4wz it’s just shiny from all the suntan lotion he had to rub between her buttcheeks for her nude sunbathing.

2024-04-25 01:50:19 GMT

think the big bang theory gave me a thing for asthmatics being fucked so hard they hack and wheeze

2024-04-25 01:49:24 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz imagine the BEES

2024-04-22 11:04:46 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz rehnsturm confirmed for uncut???

2024-04-14 00:07:24 GMT

just discovered valais blacknose sheep why are they so cuuuuuuute
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2024-04-13 09:44:45 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz still think it’s stupid what they did to the reoccurring character Harold in Fallout 3, where he’s rooted and you kill him. if they can shit on older fallouts, they will

2024-04-10 00:16:56 GMT

my sister was on a hike and saw this big fat snake in a tree. I’m surprised the branches could hold them!
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2024-03-30 08:32:08 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz insert face into belly

2024-03-11 02:26:04 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz @npub1rf0…gyed @npub1s6c…eftm His innocence did not last long. We were long distance, and the first thing he did after we’d met in person and were alone was eagerly grab my breasts with a crazed expression of glee in his eyes.

2024-03-06 20:29:58 GMT

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@npub1gzs…qnue @npub18zd…q5lu goofy koala

2024-03-03 04:06:16 GMT

i cant believe cinnamoroll is a dog

2024-02-22 22:16:09 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz Narrowly avoided!
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2024-02-22 08:34:07 GMT

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@npub1dkf…z4wz she’s wearing christian dior jesus she’d be your gyaru sugar mommy