Mallard Beakman

He'd completely mess up the bed if I didn't have dog blankets lol https://video.nostr.build/46a443d19876628cd6b494f7fa4deade2794d24b947b2c0ef5d9b4fcf54090ae.mp4

2024-06-26 16:54:29

The solution to censorship is not legal. It is technological. #nostr

2024-06-15 21:43:35

Lyft driver is telling me she got drunk at Applebee's last night and she doesn't remember how she got home but the car ain't dent and that's what's important

2024-06-06 20:53:06

It's hard to focus when I work from home https://video.nostr.build/5b05d698711e42b8e33ddc3e1866e50df02b35750f8e254ec0338ca95d3e202f.mp4

2024-06-06 17:04:00

I would sooner start an OnlyFans https://image.nostr.build/bba99a1016bc9c477d06fdb6d2df6ddda8cde165f0492fe7f20678eed393b291.jpg

2024-06-02 23:00:33

Atlanta https://video.nostr.build/716816d148b755d9501afed59b2eceb55f80f855d27564de624853435bde4b89.mp4

2024-06-02 17:00:25

Atlanta you are uniquely dysfunctional.
Still no timeline on returning to first-world status. https://video.nostr.build/850f216b20bb528cee09ccd6876d1bc073e09f74e0b66cee53411e085efe9262.mp4

2024-05-30 06:06:04

My heart breaks when twinks ruin themselves with ill-advised mustaches.

2024-05-28 19:24:49

I have a Start9 but am too dumb to figure out how to use it to Zap you people. I don't know with whom I'd have to open channels. And receiving non-custodially seems nearly impossible.
I do miss Phoenix tbh

2024-05-25 22:34:01

I kind of want a katana. Maybe that's what my life is missing

2024-05-22 12:50:01

Reed Timmer did it again and captured some of the most insane tornado footage of all time yesterday https://video.nostr.build/6347f4d6f46813910b5e2b2ab562a0ce92b1285bbb1583c61cf935b539f865ec.mp4

2024-05-20 04:43:39

Approaching Union City, OK right now https://video.nostr.build/9ecb6aa9f10be01d74c04612f1166eefeb3c9020309bb2884951da2314fa8307.mp4

2024-05-19 15:31:01

Wen decentralized Uber? https://image.nostr.build/e7e7bc07ec0745b085822f7deeaf62ed544bbd615f2898fee23d358fd731ff9b.jpg

2024-05-18 16:37:21

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Happy Saturday, Odell

2024-05-18 16:36:54

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Let's fucking go

2024-05-16 22:46:18

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.@npub1qny…95gx its no longer itty bitty

2024-05-16 22:45:07

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I mean I was able to figure out Bisq, and I'm retarded. The hardest part was troubleshooting my Start9 node.

2024-05-16 22:43:46

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I wish I understood you better. Did you give up on Bluesky or something? Are you more optimistic on Twitter now? What are your thoughts on the future of Nostr?

2024-05-16 19:10:41

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https://mempool.space/tx/bfa347972315e475982cced2d59d7b2c9015c56c86c636bd7b00a7d074fe864f

2024-05-16 19:10:35

WHO DID THIS https://image.nostr.build/b5cdd604a01717147ea61bb2b9386f096e306627a5693ed88d5ac1308833e006.jpg

2024-05-16 18:58:27

I was at a law firm earlier this week with marble halls adorned with magnificent paintings. On an ornate coffee table was a book specifically about the firm's artwork.
This would not impress me as a client knowing I'm paying for all that. But it impresses some people.
I used to work at a fancy law firm, but I vastly prefer working somewhere without all the frills where the focus is getting results efficiently and effectively.
More and more clients prefer that approach, and I want to be where the puck is heading.

2024-05-15 22:38:34

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Lol

2024-05-15 22:38:10

Atlanta is a decent place to live, but I'm not sure what we have to offer for tourists.
The Blue Ridge Mountains far surpass anything in the city IMO. https://www.wsbradio.com/news/local/wallethub-ranks-atlanta-metro-area-top-destination-summer-travel/6JBJVKRBVBFNZLZAKAF3MYR3IE/

2024-05-13 13:56:14

Good morning https://video.nostr.build/8d422c1d648b53dfcac9ebe3595540993b51a6ddb4550b16b4e9dc89f75b3283.mp4

2024-05-12 03:41:06

I don't see no northern lights.
I'm not engaging with this psyop. https://image.nostr.build/28341b5d1ee37ae9541bbb105e1d1c3dc69408fcb82530f05838e0de90632470.jpg

2024-05-10 16:32:52

I don't really understand what the point of a DJ is.
Can their services not be replicated by an MP3 file?

2024-05-10 14:58:47

Sometimes witnesses being deposed think they can win their case right then and there if they answer questions a certain way.
IMO a more appropriate framing is you start a deposition with 100 points, and your goal is to lose as few as possible.

2024-05-10 02:08:08

A clear sign of a violent tornado is ground scouring. The most extreme example of this was the 2011 Philadelphia, Mississippi tornado. The EF5 removed up to two feet of soil in some spots. https://video.nostr.build/095c9c50f7c83fa4897cd54f1d196f3e84af345ad3458661d76d23fffd00acd6.mp4

2024-05-08 16:44:28

I told a twink how in the 90s we could only get the weather from TV every ten minutes and how it always came with a particularly distinctive style of smooth jazz https://video.nostr.build/0594c055922fdca6700260f69bfe5c5bad70946c449515607bcf9c0996c6741b.mp4

2024-05-07 14:31:31

https://image.nostr.build/38f09a44a9dd88e0440f0ea0f382be087576abf2240c1a68d789c37654712c6c.jpg

2024-05-07 13:30:15

What https://image.nostr.build/d00931e1faf984cbd607f552990a4394cedf3c8759517227dbf43355515eb6d5.jpg

2024-05-07 04:41:50

I need to log onto Nostr more often just to get these Lyn Alden Nostr exclusives
#nevent1q…79lx

2024-05-07 04:40:04

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There's something oddly comical about this story as dark and gruesome as it is

2024-05-07 04:39:06

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I'm dead 😂

2024-05-07 01:45:04

It was only on the ground for 12 minutes, but this tornado was a high-end EF3 with estimated winds of 158 MPH in Waverly, Nebraska on April 26, 2024. https://video.nostr.build/612a4fbb90c926451b6148378f191322d1fae96b1f6cbf631f0d56420c9e55e9.mp4

2024-05-05 22:06:10

For tomorrow. "Multiple strong/potentially long-track tornadoes, very large to giant hail, and severe/damaging winds all appear likely." https://image.nostr.build/96a228be701b43995b5fc95b3d6d044d1e0014d785b382b1cfdc312e74b29ead.jpg

2024-05-05 21:54:16

Age verification laws are pointless at best.
Do apologists for the nanny state ever bother to think?
https://m.primal.net/IDes.png

2024-05-04 06:26:13

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Well how nice is this zoo
And is the zookeeper hot?

2024-05-04 06:02:07

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https://youtu.be/6zrVomQYXYg?si=1hw0Lcqb4u5gZKLj

2024-05-04 06:01:15

The infamous 2013 Washington, IL tornado was noteworthy for happening on a November morning. With low precipitation and the light of day, the high-end EF4 (190 mph) was well-documented as it traveled 46 miles in 48 minutes. https://video.nostr.build/91618a447c52fb3ad8d247ab45fbcde17a03753296cfcb00a9c40fe4c325489e.mp4

2024-05-03 23:12:35

Somehow this dog instinctively knows to shit at the Federal Reserve https://video.nostr.build/fac8cfddd2d4273ea05d9b354c14e54d90fe34d8fa62dbd2370d3531af29aa0a.mp4

2024-05-03 21:46:37

The most frustrating misunderstanding in bitcoin these days is conflating mempool rules with consensus rules.
Your mempool rules cannot stop consensus-valid transactions because consensus-valid transactions can skip the mempool.

2024-05-03 17:35:26

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I think about it every Friday and am pleasantly surprised on the Fridays where new tyranny isn't announced

2024-05-03 14:16:47

Happy Friday!
What tyrannical overreach will the government announce today?

2024-05-03 00:15:47

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado_outbreak_sequence_of_April_25%E2%80%9328,_2024#Minden%E2%80%93Tennant%E2%80%93Harlan%E2%80%93Defiance,_Iowa,_Iowa

2024-05-03 00:15:23

The April 26 Minden tornado was a mile wide at its peak and produced EF3 damage (estimated 160 MPH). A Doppler on Wheels, however, recorded winds of 224 MPH at an altitude of 2000 feet. https://video.nostr.build/d20153a02ecaa91deeb687dff95c422c35e7fdada9efbb66bdb42f839d31765a.mp4

2024-05-01 04:41:41

Interesting https://image.nostr.build/0c7d579b5817572d3a2ae5ff16f7acce59fc192fee55d57bc7cf80b5de7ab6f9.jpg

2024-05-01 02:39:08

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Least arousing choking ever :(

2024-05-01 00:01:46

This is where bitcoin's poor privacy properties become problematic.
To renounce your US citizenship, you have to pay a tax on everything you own.
And because bitcoin is an open and transparent ledger, the gov't can more easily prove you owned BTC you failed to pay taxes on. https://image.nostr.build/a4f651561a80bc733213937f447e93564e9dbbde6a6fe0a3811c247924cf0435.jpg

2024-04-29 20:44:30

I can't breathe 🥵🥵🥵
https://void.cat/d/DV1qzD5SdFyZgZjDv69iYZ.webp

2024-04-29 19:16:50

My legal assistant on days I work from home https://image.nostr.build/56bfce0d858c1853f9a0e92287906412f753dfb248254fa0063b3af7bc6a47ee.jpg

2024-04-29 14:22:41

I think people are confusing mixers with CoinJoin coordinators.
As is the case with miners, CoinJoin coordinators never obtain possession, custody, or control of the coins for which they facilitate transmission.

2024-04-28 16:36:52

The case law isn't extensive, but it doesn't seem to take much to be a money transmitting "business."
Intuitively, I'd expect that liability under 18 U.S.C. § 1960 for the "business" requirement depends on the extent of money transmission. Is money transmission an object of the business, or is it merely incidental or accidental? Let's look at some cases I found that discuss the “business” requirement, which seems to be construed quite broadly. But first, I note that in 2021 Congress expanded the definition of "money transmitting business" to include "any other person who engages as a business in the transmission of currency, funds, or value that substitutes for currency, including any person who engages as a business in an informal money transfer system[.]” William M. (Mac) Thornberry National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2021, P.L. 116-283, 134 Stat. 3388 (Jan. 1, 2021). Many of the cases below, therefore, won’t reflect the statutory language currently in effect:
United States v. Banki, 685 F.3d 99, 114 (2d Cir. 2011) (vacating conviction under section 1960 because the district court denied defendant’s motion to define “business” for the jury). The court reiterated Second Circuit precedent that “to find a defendant liable for operating an unlicensed money transmitting business, a jury must find that he participated in more than a ‘single, isolated transmission of money.’” Id. (citation omitted).
United States v. Elfgeeh, 515 F.3d 100, 108 (2d Cir. 2008) (affirming § 1960 conviction of defendant who ran a hawala, an informal money transmitting business, out of his ice cream shop). At trial, the defense argued that the hawala was merely a “service” to Brooklyn’s Yemeni community rather than a “business” under section 1960. Id. at 111. One defendant testified that “the hawala service was for Yemeni-Americans only, that he transmitted money only for individuals, not for businesses, and that he charged individuals for his service only in order to cover the banking fees charged by commercial banks for the transmissions and to cover the costs of delivering the money on the receiving end.” Id.(citations omitted). “The government had countered this defense with testimony by the New York State Banking Department representative, who testified that a money-transmitting business need not take in revenue, and need not be profitable, to trigger the licensing requirement.” Id. The jury apparently found the defense’s arguments unconvincing and convicted both defendants of operating an unlicensed money-transmitting business in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1960(a). Id. at 107. The defendants did not raise the issue on appeal, and the convictions were affirmed for other reasons. Id. at 108.
United States v. Velastegui, 199 F.3d 590, 595 n.4 (2d Cir. 1999) (reversing dismissal of charge of illegal money transmitting under section 1960 but noting in dicta that the court’s “holding does not mean that an agent could face federal criminal prosecution for innocent conduct in mistakenly transmitting money that it had received on behalf of a licensed principal, or for an isolated instance of improper transmittal of money. First, section 1960(a) requires that the unlicensed entity be ‘an illegal money transmitting BUSINESS’ (emphasis added) which insures that persons or entities cannot be prosecuted for a single, isolated transmission of money”).
United States v. $215,587.22 in United States Currency, 306 F. Supp. 3D 213, 216, 220 (D.D.C. 2018) (rejecting argument that “a government-affairs and public-relations ‘consultancy’ [] is beyond the reach of the money transmitting statute as a matter of law” where the consultancy allegedly “distributed more than $8.4 million on behalf of clients through hundreds of wire transfers and checks to many different individuals, vendors, and financial institutions while charging a fee”). See also id. at 220 (“In a similar vein, the Szlaviks suggest that applying § 1960 to businesses that transfer funds as part of work they do for clients would subject other professional services firms, including law firms, to misguided prosecutions and civil forfeiture actions. This concern may well be valid. But the Court’s job at this juncture is to decide whether the government has statutory authority to seek forfeiture based on the conduct alleged in its complaint. It is not to predict how the government might choose to exercise its authority in future cases.”) (citations omitted).
United States v. Neumann, 2022 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 147582, at *13, (S.D.N.Y. Aug. 17, 2022) (rejecting Defendant’s argument that the “Government did not adequately allege that he conspired to operate a ‘business’ under § 1960 as it only allege[d]that he participated in four isolated transactions with the [cooperating witness]”). The court held that the “the allegations in Count Five alone are sufficient because the Government alleges that on multiple occasions, Defendant accepted cash amounts from the CW and gave him back a check for a similar amount minus a ten percent commission Defendant retained as fee ‘for laundering the cash.’ (Indictment ¶ 10.).” Id. at *15-16.
United States v. 47 10-Ounce Gold Bars, 35 1-Ounce Gold Coins, & 3,069 1-Ounce Silver Coins, No. CV 03-955-MA, 2005 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 2906, at *17 (D. Or. Jan. 28, 2005) (denying government’s motion for summary judgment in civil forfeiture action that “Crowne Gold operated a money transmitting business”). “While these records and other evidence in Exhibit 7 may show that Crowne Gold sold gold holdings and transferred the proceeds as directed to third parties, the bank records in Exhibit 7 do not establish that money transmission was an integral, not collateral, part of Crowne Gold's business in 2002. Many businesses receive and transmit funds as payment as a part of their business.” Id. at *16. Thus, the court held that“[t]he evidence is not adequate to establish that it is more probably true than not true that Crowne Gold was a ‘network of people who engage as a business in facilitating the transfer of money’ or to connect the gold and silver seized with purported money transmitting activities.” Id. at *17.
Disclaimer: I could've been tripping out on shrooms for all you know while I wrote this, so don't rely on it.

2024-04-27 22:33:59

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The government made this argument yesterday in its opposition to the motion to dismiss the Tornado Cash case: https://t.co/Cq6HorEB2N

2024-04-27 22:32:06

As of yesterday, the federal government's position is that no "control" is required to be a money transmitter.
Note: it is a crime to be an unlicensed money transmitting "business." Commentators on Twitter are overlooking the "business" requirement, IMO. https://image.nostr.build/72a3e0ba56c43e64c356c4b25b47be9a425fd2ed668284e5f79ca8ed73de495b.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/9df38c93701d2d3f534a93209eac729f7b79e6079744fbbe8a4c163407b24a0a.jpg

2024-04-27 19:32:10

He really likes the texture #huskies https://video.nostr.build/1391ed5a62022b0fb27ff55fe43f5dcb0263f22af66534cfc17ac537edf19816.mp4

2024-04-27 16:20:30

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In my world, an argument is just [premise + facts/reasoning -> conclusion], which can comprise math and physics. It's possible the Monero people have a responsive argument that also invokes math and physics.
I always think of the 1(b) definition, but perhaps most people think of 1(c) when they hear that word. https://image.nostr.build/0233bb3cfc49f25c0453a8b6e0316594416f302696a1086f6151eb769c96653a.jpg

2024-04-27 16:11:41

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I fixed it; thank you and apologies for the confusion :)

2024-04-27 14:47:27

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Your problem with that statement is fucking dumb. I'll speak however I please on here. #muted

2024-04-27 14:44:54

That's an interesting argument. Jameson Lopp made similar comparisons between Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash.
#nevent1q…l9uf

2024-04-27 05:48:28

I will say this only on Nostr: my conviction in Bitcoin has been seriously rattled over the last few days.
What have I got myself into? Is Bitcoin doomed to failure due to its unfavorable privacy properties? Can it get co-opted and turned into fed surveillance coin? What if the Monero bros were right? Privacy on Bitcoin now seems as elusive as a dream.
And on a separate matter, as Matt Corallo just pointed out to Marty Bent, miner centralization is worse than we previously thought (many miners, it turns out, are just proxies for AntPool). Also concerning is the amount of hash power residing in the United States. And worst of all is that miners aren't even TESTING Stratum v2 to potentially alleviate these vulnerabilities.
Although I'd prefer to sink with the ship, I couldn't sell my bitcoin even if I wanted to. No exchange wants tainted coins at this point, and I have no way of calculating taxes due to my poor recordkeeping (I'm stuck in the U.S.).
I think for now I will focus on my fiat savings. I'm 31, which (although quite ancient for homosexuals) should theoretically give me time to save myself if my high conviction in bitcoin was misplaced. But should bitcoin fail, it would be an extremely painful setback.
I suppose it would be for many of you as well. I just wish I could share your optimism, but my mind is poisoned with doubts.

2024-04-27 04:49:47

"Phoenix obviously is not a MSB and they are not doing anything illegal." lmao topnotch legal analysis right here
#nevent1q…muze

2024-04-27 04:47:38

The most impressive footage I've seen from today's tornadoes https://video.nostr.build/562501b3f079c1beb820d976f9e3abb25252e2df65e21a5da275c9281ff9e9d5.mp4

2024-04-27 01:23:59

Near Harlan, Iowa https://video.nostr.build/30d9023075afe788ee8c931700be036fea7ed721e38c2ef8892c58dbd7a67b0b.mp4

2024-04-27 00:10:49

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https://twitter.com/WOWT6News/status/1783972014358679668?t=82srCzILEbMf792ehk3JkQ&s=19

2024-04-27 00:10:31

Yet another tornado https://video.nostr.build/8f8809bd72fe228a33d6d2f1d2361d9b841d9660cf65aee85e70cc2f6abb9087.mp4

2024-04-26 23:35:07

Damage reports are still coming in from Nebraska but it looks bad https://video.nostr.build/525bc4b02724645fc5925c4cde78fb4f3e20e1de799193dba2d014face43df63.mp4

2024-04-26 23:30:19

Very crazy day in Nebraska today https://video.nostr.build/82d0013e92d0a1d2edb0cefbde578d1379529fe37d4ce375cb8ca3d539f37dc8.mp4

2024-04-26 22:07:06

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https://twitter.com/aaronjayjack/status/1783949373660971141?t=Obd5whHdY0K-Z148y5uMFQ&s=19

2024-04-26 22:06:54

tornado just crossed the interstate 80 Lincoln, NE https://video.nostr.build/55fa886eaeab3d44d31d54038f1862ad0b8213713a8dd09d28e8614d4acd54ae.mp4

2024-04-26 14:15:52

Good morning https://video.nostr.build/a69394206328962f4f9ab4b4fc0e0c74e0430edf6dfce406ac0f0803dc44cbee.mp4

2024-04-26 04:36:49

I'd be nervous if I were Phoenix, Breez, Muun, Voltage, or anyone else "who engages as a business in the transmission of .... value that substitutes for currency."
If it applies to Samourai, it seems just as applicable to LSPs. Yes, this is a disaster.
#note1g3h…e5jr

2024-04-26 04:35:31

Here's an example of painful legal analysis I like to do on my free time for some reason (I wanted to see if Samourai could actually be a "money transmitting business" as alleged). According to 31 U.S.C. § 5330(d)(1)(A)-(B) (left), the definition can apply to a "business" that both (1) "engages as a business in the transmission of ... value that substitutes for currency" and that (2) must file a report under 31 U.S.C. § 5313.
But 31 U.S.C. § 5313 (right) simply says that the Treasury gets to say which "financial institution" files a report. The Treasury, I found in 31 C.F.R. § 1010.300, says that "all financial institutions," as they are defined in 31 U.S.C. 5312(a)(2), must comply with the reporting requirements of subpart C (shown below). Section 5312(a)(2), in turn, shows that a "financial institution" includes "any [] person who engages as a business in the transmission of currency, funds, or value that substitutes for currency, including any person who engages as a business in an informal money transfer system or any network of people who engage as a business in facilitating the transfer of money domestically or internationally outside of the conventional financial institutions system." See 31 U.S.C. 5312(a)(2)(R). (So 31 U.S.C. § 5330(d)(1)(A) and (B) circuitously seem to refer to the same damn thing). So this absurdly broad definition would seemingly cover Samourai (as well as all Lightning service providers and miners). Whether or not a "money transmission business" can encompass node operators or wallet providers seemingly depends on the interpretation of the term "engages as a business."
If the statutory basis for the allegation cannot be attacked, I understand it must be attacked on constitutional grounds. At the very least this challenge will likely involve the First Amendment, which is its own complicated area of the law.
And at this point my head hurts. I'm going to switch to reading some sci-fi for now.
https://void.cat/d/RHuKLmSrNsB98Lu6Saahx7.webp
https://void.cat/d/QYo3xUA9tqdHKHEKnKPpVU.webp
https://void.cat/d/MN1yknBJYZXG4br7eWss2t.webp

2024-04-26 02:15:59

I fucking hate LinkedIn https://image.nostr.build/b4c16386a85bc5e68cf69aa2c887087416a569eefd8a050418381192da428707.jpg

2024-04-26 02:06:59

This dog is ridiculous. #huskies https://video.nostr.build/25fd9668941695d58fd3d80d983afb2fd359a5e1f889bb8a3bcb139b7eb4307f.mp4

2024-04-25 22:20:10

How is @SamouraiWallet a "money transmitting business" if users never surrender their private keys? How is there a "transfer" if users retain custody?
Otherwise, why isn't an ISP a MTB? Or a miner? Or a node operator?
Announcing new law by imprisonment is disgusting. https://image.nostr.build/2ab1f7b29ab44eede4d5c3b9afca07071617c1e4c6832413c45077d8593d6729.jpg

2024-04-25 21:59:23

This is chilling. https://image.nostr.build/7296a5f91a711933bbca2bd18622a42b5cf4131a261f2f5319c499b41ce3a9af.jpg

2024-04-25 21:02:20

Is there a Nostr client that allows you to tag others? I don't think you can tag on Android for Primal or Amethyst

2024-04-25 18:40:43

Why, specifically, is Monero a weaker store of value than Bitcoin?
FYI, "because it's not Bitcoin" is a brain dead response that indicates tribalistic feelings are being substituted for technical understanding of the underlying technologies.

2024-04-25 14:59:07

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born*

2024-04-25 14:37:35

Yesterday wasn't a setback. It was a step forward to the inevitable.
Stay focused, but don't despair. Some of the most beautiful creations were borne under high pressure in adverse conditions.

2024-04-25 01:36:02

I'm having a harder time arguing against count one. Constitutional arguments aside, 18 U.S.C § 1956(a)(1)(B)(I) is quite broad:
"Whoever, knowing that the property involved in a financial transaction represents the proceeds of some form of unlawful activity, conducts or attempts to conduct such a financial transaction which in fact involves the proceeds of specified unlawful activity—
...
knowing that the transaction is designed in whole or in part—
...
to conceal or disguise the nature, the location, the source, the ownership, or the control of the proceeds of specified unlawful activity ...."
You can't really argue that Samourai didn't "conduct[] ... a financial transaction" when they collected a fee from it.
#nevent1q…zn9y

2024-04-24 22:37:34

If CoinJoins are already illegal, then why did FinCEN see the need to propose rules last year specifically targeting them? https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2023/10/23/2023-23449/proposal-of-special-measure-regarding-convertible-virtual-currency-mixing-as-a-class-of-transactions?s=09#footnote-75-p72710
#nevent1q…u6y0

2024-04-24 22:21:45

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Everyone should read the indictment. https://www.justice.gov/media/1349321/dl

2024-04-24 22:21:05

How can Samourai Wallet be a "money transmitter" if it merely provides noncustodial software that never accepts or transmits currency? See 31 C.F.R. 1010.100(ff)(5). This could be a more egregious injustice than the Ross Ulbricht case. https://image.nostr.build/4dd8e95b09db4faa0174e3c427df8ddab0dbd36d5aa7ecf664f21740957b9bf4.jpg

2024-04-24 18:52:07

Current mood https://video.nostr.build/f9fe01a08b56538a61c85fcbd1d9c9bc726f0befdc4c2d838e48751b61e07cfc.mp4

2024-04-24 01:09:04

It's the best we could do https://image.nostr.build/bc9753ca0c43e26bd74817cc94056697fe74a34d60373a0f0367d1e762d07a0f.jpg

2024-04-23 16:30:04

I think he wants to play #huskies https://video.nostr.build/dd75586139b9e362b9e9b78ee6da30480a71ba40bffcf7a5e164dc4133ed1e6b.mp4

2024-04-23 04:52:57

Moon shot https://image.nostr.build/d33ab4abb8e8dbeb44406b875ac670060b5f55e059883b4568fa43d387e6cafd.jpg

2024-04-22 15:13:34

I like to be nice to opposing counsel and affectionately call disputes "our little squabbles." I do think it leads to better results. Kill them with kindness is a powerful phenomenon.

2024-04-22 04:59:39

Woofgang likes soothing evening piano solos https://video.nostr.build/c6393360234bc5ff8f5acaa5c82efed42647df699c22b488856bb99560202c1b.mp4

2024-04-22 04:52:47

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Omg thank you I'm going to use this so much

2024-04-20 18:54:04

Unknown number: Hey.
Me: Who's this?
UN: You gave me your number at a bar a few months ago.
Me: Ohhh. Hi. Yeah. I moved to, uh, DC actually since then.
UN: Oh that's amazing! I'm up there all the time.
Me: *plotting faking my own death*

2024-04-20 18:32:37

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https://blog.petrieflom.law.harvard.edu/2022/03/15/ama-scope-of-practice-lobbying/

2024-04-20 18:32:05

From a doctor I know on Facebook.
The extreme requirements for doctors and medical schools imposed by law is one of the reasons healthcare in this country is such a mess.
We obviously need more doctors, but who would subject themselves to something like this?
https://void.cat/d/5qui5185BcfSBnyDuguNr3.webp

2024-04-20 16:49:11

Yesterday: "Miners won't get enough money to secure the network. Bitcoin is dead!"
Today: "The impoverished citizens of Zamunda can't pay for coffee on-chain. Bitcoin is dead!"

2024-04-20 02:27:39

Omg https://image.nostr.build/a1334673c82ca1e24c062e7d5765c93f7a748c661b04ab1805904ef16760ab5b.jpg

2024-04-20 02:20:28

Holy crap https://image.nostr.build/63dbeee9e68a86ac4a5d7e21ba70df8d2e497be3ddf1457572b93e5f3c2a3876.jpg

2024-04-19 23:05:49

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What's your skincare regimen? You look good ngl

2024-04-19 23:04:29

I'm just looking for my zap daddy tbh