zonk :fatteratte:

godspeed, artemis
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2026-03-04 18:47:29 GMT

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2026-02-12 04:37:52 GMT

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@nprofile…vpvm @nprofile…qjtr give me your sugar daddy's phone number NOW

2026-02-12 04:35:57 GMT

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@nprofile…vpvm @nprofile…qjtr wtf i thought you needed to be a hotel guest to swim there??? you can just swim???

2026-02-01 04:29:23 GMT

when the 23:29 lightning bolt of inspiration hits, you can either choose to let your muse speak through you and create generational art, or you can forever fade into obscurity

2026-01-29 02:31:54 GMT

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2026-01-27 16:51:45 GMT

something i will probably never quite get is boomers losing digital object permanence the moment they switch to another tab/program. i see it at work a lot: people signing up to our newsletter at 10:01am and then replying "i accept" to our sign-up email at 10:02am, not realizing that the previous page said "click on the link", as does the email they're reading. we get a few of these a month. i feel sorry for people that get filtered by a sign-up email. what do you even do with that knowledge

2026-01-27 05:27:31 GMT

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@nprofile…vpvm but what if i want to be a good piggy for Big Fag and grasp at all the fagslop that i can see

2026-01-27 05:12:25 GMT

as lebron said: delayed fagslop is eventually good, rushed fagslop is bad forever

2026-01-27 05:06:55 GMT

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2026-01-26 16:00:02 GMT

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@nprofile…xsag this is me with ikea furniture. i get drunk and think i can do it better than ikea before giving up and following the instructions exactly word for word like a good boy

2026-01-25 00:36:13 GMT

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@nprofile…vpvm cock foto

2026-01-24 18:18:14 GMT

yeezy taught me

2026-01-23 19:52:09 GMT

tag yourself
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2026-01-22 04:22:36 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag i hate building stuff that gets a lot of eyeballs, too much pressure, i like working on behind the scenes stuff that's both more critical and fun

2026-01-22 03:23:14 GMT

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2026-01-15 12:53:32 GMT

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@nprofile…alxm we literally took an edible together

2026-01-15 01:44:23 GMT

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2026-01-15 01:44:14 GMT

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2026-01-15 01:25:00 GMT

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@nprofile…alxm by plug i mean weed. im curious what's on offer here but the only guy blew me off lol

2026-01-14 22:12:03 GMT

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@nprofile…alxm things are not nearly bad enough for christ to return though???

2026-01-14 21:14:41 GMT

tried to get in touch with the town plug and he called me a fed and blocked me because i moved here half a year ago. ok???????

2026-01-14 20:04:33 GMT

boss is ranting and raving about how cool claude code is. it built a pretty cool prototype web app for someone with basically 0 tech experience. but then i looked under the hood and spent the better part of a day fixing all the security issues. im the furthest thing away from a web dev and even i know that stuff like input validation is MANDATORY

2026-01-13 18:34:34 GMT

i can't believe we shut down vine so we could watch thirst traps, followed by footage of war crimes, and then an ad for moisturizer, all within 30s of each other. no wonder we have irreversible brain damage

2026-01-13 15:15:45 GMT

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2026-01-13 12:22:40 GMT

i got everything i wanted last night, a long-standing multi-year fantasy bordering on obsession finally came true. and in the moment i panicked, not knowing what to do with the ultimate freedom i'd been granted. but i eventually managed to get myself together and enjoy it. man. i feel so fulfilled and whole again. a part of me broke last night, but by morning i realized what a huge weight it was off of my shoulders. finally, i am free

2026-01-06 17:09:01 GMT

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2026-01-04 15:44:12 GMT

explaining same sex attraction to straight people is always fun.
out of all of the directions that my brain and heart pull themselves into, the "woman" direction is absent. it just doesn't exist. i see women as friends, but my heart just can't feel anything in that direction.
it's like a massive, gaping void. there just isn't anything in there. and then straight people will look into that void and go "what the hell. how can this be a void? i don't get it" and it's very difficult to explain my lived experience that there is, in fact, that void, and that it's the same void for the "same gender" directions in their own personal coordinate systems.
it's really not that difficult, it's just a hole. but because we don't talk about these types of things that often, it's hard to communicate precisely :)

2026-01-03 16:27:59 GMT

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2026-01-02 06:50:05 GMT

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2025-12-30 06:08:17 GMT

heartbreaking: tourist forgets headphones while walking around town; has to endure traffic noises, music

2025-12-26 03:35:46 GMT

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2025-12-24 19:05:33 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws as opposed to the straight kind, when you say no homo afterwards

2025-12-24 17:25:52 GMT

perhaps it would be wise to delete files like "Heated Rivalry S01E01 Rookies 2160p HMAX WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 265-STC.mkv" from my hard drive before i land in kazakhstan (not because piracy, but because homosexuality)

2025-12-24 17:19:59 GMT

twink peaks

2025-12-23 18:07:19 GMT

i-294 is NOT for the weak. a truck passed me while i was doing 85 (still not keeping up with the flow of traffic, speed limit is 45) and i had to go full moscow driver mode to survive

2025-12-23 03:34:40 GMT

saw this licence plate today. you can't tell me god is alive
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2025-12-22 02:49:38 GMT

i love zootopia 2, absolutely worth the watch

2025-12-22 02:16:56 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa i don't know man, im a cocktail deep into this movie and i have feelings for the fox

2025-12-22 02:14:48 GMT

animal racism: the movie is crazy

2025-12-21 22:01:37 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws one of my brainworms is that im terrified this is me

2025-12-21 21:40:26 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w @nprofile…00ws press like if you don't think

2025-12-21 21:38:37 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws i think it's because he goes further than just the wikipedia references in his research, his videos are really well polished

2025-12-21 21:35:49 GMT

what can i say, i love listening to the deer while i fall asleep. i dont think i actually remember half of his videos
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2025-12-21 20:30:40 GMT

what if instead of the wild wild west it was the freaky wild west and instead of looking for someone "dead or alive" they'll look for them "bred or alive"

2025-12-21 13:18:15 GMT

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@nprofile…u7gv i suddenly understand why the straights like miku so much. cute........

2025-12-21 06:03:23 GMT

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2025-12-20 20:02:35 GMT

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@nprofile…c0xd even better when you're actually sick and not in the right state of mind to process any financial information. squeezing you when you're most vulnerable. it's sick

2025-12-20 19:57:24 GMT

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@nprofile…k5zk there's a few hotspots where drivers are insane, but for the most part they're okay. when your entire life revolves around driving for at least 4 hours a day, you get pretty good at it

2025-12-19 17:33:46 GMT

Untracked files:
(use "git add <file>..." to include in what will be committed)
.vscode/

2025-12-18 17:10:42 GMT

irs estimated tax payments are so retarded. i understand that they want to make people pay quarterly in order to acquire the most revenue, but if you forget about them and pay up to 90% before jan 15, you're fine?? what's the point of quarterly payments then???

2025-12-18 04:52:20 GMT

the rakuten amex card is such an interesting little oddity. the card network is american express, but the issuing bank is first electronic bank, and imprint payments (whose website looks similar to deserve's, which has been sold to intuit, and is now defunct) is the card program manager. it's a no-fee card that earns rakuten cash back, which can be converted to mr points. i don't really care about the dining and grocery cashback, but +4% to any rakuten purchase is worth the hard credit pull. plus, there's a 20,000 amex point bonus for $2k spend in 3 months. time to extract maximum value from this card before they close it lmao

2025-12-18 02:35:56 GMT

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2025-12-16 05:46:30 GMT

home at last
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2025-12-16 03:43:23 GMT

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2025-12-16 03:43:12 GMT

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2025-12-16 01:51:47 GMT

HOW MANY knots!? 🤤
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2025-12-15 21:20:57 GMT

have you ever felt 活

2025-12-15 02:06:45 GMT

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@nprofile…083c you do realize neko is a guy?

2025-12-14 18:52:10 GMT

when a tiger furry tells me something : 🫡🫡🫡🫡

2025-12-14 18:43:22 GMT

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2025-12-14 18:05:37 GMT

i have died and gone to heaven
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2025-12-12 22:40:24 GMT

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2025-12-11 20:27:21 GMT

Unknown Artist and Various Artists should collab sometime

2025-12-11 16:24:35 GMT

mom im scared of opening the comments. i wanna go home
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2025-12-11 16:23:14 GMT

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2025-12-10 21:35:37 GMT

it feels a little weird to have my own sona as a pfp. ive had something generic and approachable for so long, but now i finally get to be me. i think i like it

2025-12-10 21:07:12 GMT

it crimbas
huge thanks to @nprofile…7lu0 for going absolutely crazy with vance, get your commission before the holiday season ends, limited time only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2025-12-09 00:08:24 GMT

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2025-12-09 00:08:18 GMT

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2025-12-08 18:07:22 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf you get used to your foul tasting water bottle if you only drink from it

2025-12-08 18:02:12 GMT

mmmmm. residual dishwasher liquid in my water bottle. tasty

2025-12-08 15:13:53 GMT

little guy is mad i didn't pet him while walking past
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2025-12-08 13:32:25 GMT

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@nprofile…t2n7 completely fair and i do the same. except ill occasionally have trouble falling asleep at 2am and ill say "fuck it" and work on the accursed thing in the garage. it's even funnier when i have to go somewhere for work the next morning and parts of it are completely disassembled

2025-12-08 13:28:18 GMT

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@nprofile…t2n7 this is me with my car rn (except instead of money it's time (and nerves because im stupid enough to diy with absolutely 0 experience whatsoever (but god loves fags and it always works out)))

2025-12-08 06:22:53 GMT

i think it's very cool how more airports in the us are opening up their terminals to travelers without tickets. the flexibility of being able to meet or say goodbye to someone right in the terminal is sick

2025-12-08 06:03:14 GMT

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2025-12-08 06:03:07 GMT

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2025-12-08 05:27:42 GMT

girls are right bro the big ones actually hurt 😭😭😭

2025-12-07 00:46:33 GMT

incredible discount, retard
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2025-12-06 22:34:12 GMT

poppers don't fund cartel drug violence. stay safe and happy sniffing, kids

2025-12-06 21:19:35 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws @nprofile…00uk yet

2025-12-05 23:26:34 GMT

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2025-12-05 23:26:23 GMT

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2025-12-05 23:26:13 GMT

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2025-12-05 07:35:18 GMT

it’s so insane how you could be perma freaked out for life if the sex part of your brain decides to activate when something weird is playing on tv

2025-12-04 21:54:27 GMT

:D
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2025-12-04 20:56:55 GMT

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2025-12-04 20:56:44 GMT

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2025-12-04 20:44:28 GMT

the one who got away.......
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2025-12-04 16:48:46 GMT

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2025-12-04 04:08:56 GMT

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@nprofile…9qx9 i have a rolodex of men in most major cities in europe and america that i can visit and sleep with with just a few month's notice. and they say having many connections on linkedin is power

2025-12-03 17:46:15 GMT

what the 𝄢uck
oh my 𝄞od

2025-12-03 06:33:27 GMT

no one told me that part of being an adult was being unreasonably excited about renewing my car insurance because i can effectively double my coverage without affecting my premium

2025-12-03 06:24:54 GMT

y'all

2025-12-03 06:17:52 GMT

the things they say when they think you're one of them, you just won't believe it

2025-12-03 04:21:03 GMT

the new national parks annual pass is going to be $250 for "nonresidents". everyone (including me) has been freaking out about how much more expensive it will be to visit national parks, but no one's actually thinking about how this is going to be enforced. in fact, we don't even know what a "resident" is. does that mean lprs (green card holders) or anyone with a valid real id? if the latter, even providing citizenship is something the federal government struggles with, how in the world are they going to prove residency?
one really interesting detail that usa today (https://archive.ph/Bz3t6) has published is: "Residents purchasing annual passes through Recreation.gov will be asked to enter their zip code online and to show a U.S.-government issued photo ID when using the pass." assuming i can read, it seems that the recreation.gov checkout page will just have a zip code field (like it does already), and enforcement will be handed off to the parks employees on the ground. given that i have a real id, and i'm not a permanent resident, i should be able to get the resident annual pass (as fucking ugly as it'll look with trump's mug on it) and slide on through into any national park.
i guess im gonna wait until january 2026 to buy a pass and find out lol