Mildly Amusing Bored Housewife

 Newish here. Hoping to learn from all of you smarties.Former #tech consultant looking for my next “thing”  #penpal enthusiast
loves #dogs especially #rescuedogs #Vitaminwaterenergy addict
giver and receiver of #wittybanter   #creativity #comedy #podcasting #psychology #photography #tv 

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2024-09-09 16:49:29

Colorado. Is. GROSS!!! This is the breakfast view I was made to look at in Breckenridge.
#breckenridgeCO #mountains #sarcasm
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2024-09-04 20:52:37

Packing for a trip brings out some of my most irrational thinking. Sure I’m taking a roadtrip to the Colorado mountains. But what if I get invited to a gala while I’m there? I better bring a ball gown. Or two. 🚘 🏔️ 👗
#travel #roadtrip #packing #colorado #mountains

2024-09-01 03:55:33

A pen pal just professed his love for me and my sensuality. Umm, I’ve only ever given him encouragement on helping an aging loved one and liked his travel pics he’s sent me. Starting to wonder what vibe I’m giving this guy lol. Idk what is happening right now.
#penpal #sensuality #encouragement

2024-08-27 13:27:48

Had to make some morning #stormporn for my SF #penpal who loves #storms
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2024-08-26 16:16:13

I just heard someone in this eye doctor’s office say, “I would but it’d be unprofessional.” Now it’s all I can think about. What’s so freaking unprofessional? I need to know!

2024-08-26 15:21:22

I’m at a point in life where all of my eyechart exams start with “I wanna say…” 👁️
#eyeexam #eyechart

2024-08-23 16:43:26

The ER nurse came back for round 2. She’s throwing needle caps, surgical tape and examination gloves on the floor like we used to do with peanut shells at the Ground Round. I might be on Impractical Jokers.
#er #groundround #ImpracticalJokers

2024-08-23 16:27:11

Me: If I die in the ER I need you to promise me you’ll let my pen pals know but you won’t read any of our texts.
Partner:
Me: I need you to say ‘yes’.
Him: I can’t. I’d be too curious.
Me: You have to honor my dying wish! Just know you benefit from everything we sext about. I mean text about. 😀
#penpal #emergencyroom

2024-08-21 18:08:53

I sent a random tik tok to a pen pal. Because he doesn’t have it, it took him to my account. Now he knows my handle across all social media 😱 I knew we’d get to this level of familiarity some day. I just didn’t want it to be today. Or this way 😔
#tiktok #penpal #panic

2024-08-20 15:33:23

Tuesday Mood: Going to the antique store to rub some old timey lanterns (not a euphemism) and collect my three wishes. Not gonna stop until I get trespassed.

2024-08-19 14:22:53

In light of my new friendship with a pen pal’s Domme I have decided to change my occupation on all medical forms to Domme in Training, starting with today’s trip to the doc.
I will probably start listing it on my resume as well. I feel like it should at least get me an interview or two out of sheer curiosity.
#penpal #domme #dommeintraining #occupation #resume #interview

2024-08-17 15:35:17

Rule 1 of pen pals: Don’t catch feelings. Which is hard because I’m a middle aged woman with the emotions of a teen girl and the hormones of a teen boy.
#penpal #middleagedwoman

2024-08-15 01:26:48

Today I learned what raw dogging a flight is.
#travel #lifelonglearner

2024-08-15 00:28:04

Lady at the vet wanted to know what perfume/lotion I was wearing because she found it to be lovely. I don’t wear scented stuff because of my migraines. And I didn’t want to tell that the only thing that I’ve smelled for the past two days is my burning lasered eyeball. I panicked and said “it’s probably dog” and walked away. 😑

2024-08-14 13:38:00

I need a remote job that accommodates my midlife schedule of following asleep abruptly and randomly around 10 pm, sleeping for 3-4 hours, getting up for 4-5 hours then alternating between napping and being awake every few hours for the rest of the day. Seems doable 😂

2024-08-10 23:21:17

Decision Day! I have decided to support Stoke City FC. And by “decided” I mean my UK pen pal has told me he’s going to teach me about football and this is the team I’ll support. 😂 Eveything I know about football so far came as a grade school player where I watched one coach bike to the other coach’s house and get in a fight with him after the game. School’s in session. 👨‍🏫
⚽️ 🥅
#football #soccer #decisionday #stokcityfc #penpal #schoolisin
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2024-08-06 17:32:59

As a Minnesotan, we like to glom on and claim anyone that has ever set foot in this state. So the fact that our Governor was chosen as a running mate is huge for us. 👏
#harris2024 #timwalz
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianbushard/2024/08/06/kamala-harris-picks-tim-walz-as-running-mate-heres-what-to-know-about-him/

2024-08-04 21:58:51

Flying Dutchman sounds like a circus trapeze move. But it’s also my fave local distillery.
I’ve gone from “I’m not much of a drinker” to eight drinks in eight days. I’m turning into that middle aged woman binge drinking stereotype 😃
#flyingdutchmanspirits #tequilahoneybee #caribbeanmule #distillery #summerfun #happyhour #cocktail
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2024-08-02 15:10:51

Not to brag too much but I have been awarded $500,000 from the $1.8 billion dollar Powerball winner. They texted me to say they want to share their wealth with me.
I replied by telling them I was going down for 20 years on a murder charge so this money would buy me lots of snacks at the canteen. And that I was looking to build a future with them when I got out.
They seem to have ghosted me now.
#textscam #scamthescammer #entertainingmyself

2024-07-31 22:54:57

Got the “hello” text from a random number. After a little sleuthing I found the owner. Sent him a reply:
[NAME], I moved the body so the police won’t come sniffing around you. I think it’s best if we destroy our phones and forget we ever met each other. I can’t go back to prison.
It’s been hours and he hasn’t written back.
#randomtext #scam #easilydistracted

2024-07-31 02:05:35

Castle Danger sounds like a site that the Scooby Doo team would investigate. It’s also a town and a brewery in Northern Minnesota.
#castledanger #northshore #northernmn #summerfun #roadtrip #scoobydoo
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