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2024-04-19 17:28:34 GMT

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I've been looking at Harbor Freight boxes :)

2024-04-19 17:08:12 GMT

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New box? First scratch? Suddenly sticker bombed. :) I got my box used (MAC box that is roughly 15 years old) and it was covered with stickers on my 2nd day of owning it.
At some point, I need a replacement box where the drawers stay shut when I close them.

2024-04-17 14:48:39 GMT

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Not sure which group I want to die first: the kikes or the niggers.

2024-04-09 19:59:53 GMT

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Look at that inbred mud savage.

2024-04-09 19:29:46 GMT

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I cheer on the Germans every chance I get and celebrate when allied troops or officers die.

2024-04-09 14:38:23 GMT

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My grandfather was a POW in a Russian camp. The Russians and Americans competed for the most cruel camp systems.

2024-04-09 14:26:27 GMT

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I sing Erika to Helga when I trim her nails.

2024-04-09 00:11:26 GMT

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Proof or it didn't happen. More lies spread by the kikes.

2024-04-08 23:33:32 GMT

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What language is that?

2024-04-08 15:00:57 GMT

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Nigger Fightclub with betting. You can be the bookmaker. I did this in High School and it can be quite profitable.

2024-04-05 17:18:44 GMT

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BTW, the problem was a bad glow plug relay. :)

2024-04-05 17:12:35 GMT

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Congratulations!!!!

2024-04-04 18:35:25 GMT

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They revere as long as they can shoot innocent children in the head.
Man, the kikes really are the children of Satan.

2024-04-04 18:26:43 GMT

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Lying filthy kike Blinken. Burn in an oven, you rat faced jew.

2024-04-04 18:10:07 GMT

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LOL! I should be on that poster. I carry an HK P30L LEM on my hip 75% of the time and 25% appendix. Luckily, I don't like red dots yet. :)
But when I do, I'll switch to my VP9 OR L ;)

2024-04-04 13:24:59 GMT

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Good morning, Snowy Rainy Farts. :)

2024-04-04 13:10:19 GMT

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Nigger music? Video stopped.

2024-04-02 19:01:32 GMT

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So much used to be good and turned to shit. I try to buy grace tools when possible, they seem to be the only tools of quality these days.

2024-04-02 19:00:23 GMT

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Stanley? I'm going to need you to jump off a bridge. Mmmmm kay, thanks.

2024-04-01 16:33:01 GMT

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Dum dum, supposed to go your benis. Has Matty taught you nothing? ;)

2024-04-01 01:34:51 GMT

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Where did you see it? I can't find it.

2024-04-01 00:23:51 GMT

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Aww, I missed it. How is the game?

2024-03-31 14:00:49 GMT

Happy Easter everyone!!!
Christ is King!!

2024-03-30 23:54:57 GMT

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I still don't understand why they have women matches. Who watches that?

2024-03-30 14:44:47 GMT

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Good mornt innit

2024-03-30 14:44:16 GMT

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Good morning!

2024-03-30 14:43:22 GMT

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Good morning!

2024-03-30 14:42:32 GMT

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With or without headphones?

2024-03-27 13:23:08 GMT

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Good morning, Matty. Hope your arm is ok!

2024-03-27 13:22:35 GMT

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Good morning! Have a great day golf carting!!

2024-03-24 17:31:10 GMT

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I took a picture of mine. I was so impressed by the size. I think I know what it feels like to give birth.
Some of the boys even wanted to come in and see it.
Finally, I formally endorse Toto toilets. One flush and my monstrosity was gone.

2024-03-23 21:06:23 GMT

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Taking laxatives to counteract constipation is a fine art. Probably more complicated than splitting an atom.
That said, I'll happily fall on the side of pooping myself vs the opposite. :)

2024-03-23 21:03:42 GMT

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I would invest. It's been 7 days since I shit myself.

2024-03-22 23:50:02 GMT

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What kind of fucky wucky do they have planned?

2024-03-22 20:16:09 GMT

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Your first time? Welcome to a hell thread. 😁

2024-03-22 16:30:03 GMT

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We need to have shoot-and-move snipers with suppressors down at the border. .308 match loads or better (6.5, .300, etc).

2024-03-22 16:02:53 GMT

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Was he playing Mexican music?

2024-03-22 15:48:29 GMT

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Blocking Jeff was the best decision I've ever made.
Because COVID doesn't exist, when MSK asks me if I've been around someone with COVID, I automatically say NO. They just assume I'm answering their question when I'm addressing the entire hoax.
The kikes created the holohoax and now chingchong-bingbong-flu.

2024-03-20 19:55:20 GMT

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I’m just relieved that pee comes from the balls

2024-03-20 18:43:53 GMT

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It's almost too easy to laugh at someone so retarded.

2024-03-20 18:40:17 GMT

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He was hoping to drink your semen but I guess he'll have to settle for just being a faggot.

2024-03-20 16:30:36 GMT

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It’s God with a capital G, you worthless shitbag.

2024-03-19 22:31:00 GMT

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Wait, whose tongue are you smelling? Or did you join the navy?

2024-03-19 22:28:30 GMT

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What does tongue smell like? If you say tongue, I'll smash my benis.

2024-03-18 20:40:46 GMT

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Some questions shouldn’t be asked. Some day I will learn that lesson. :jeb_alpha:

2024-03-18 20:13:10 GMT

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What does a moist Tyler look like?

2024-03-16 13:45:25 GMT

@npub1fe4…dkl3 Thank you again for the wonderful new easter avi!!! The face is perfect.

2024-03-16 13:09:46 GMT

Good morning NICECREW!!!! ☕

2024-03-15 16:14:14 GMT

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Assburger is my favorite diagnosis. Proof that the doctor was just making shit up and likely hungry, or depraved, at the time of diagnosis.

2024-03-14 16:45:55 GMT

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I've thought about that but realized that when the shit hits the fan, I'll have plenty of time to get used to cold showers. :)
That said, I do practice lighting fires with various techniques and do have fire making materials (flint, cotton balls, etc) in the family bug out bag. Same with water filtration.

2024-03-14 16:39:48 GMT

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Well said, Judy!!!
So many people hear "get healthy" and think only about hand-to-hand combat. Having stamina and being agile in the field is so much more important!

2024-03-14 16:37:17 GMT

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I wonder if this is like going to McDonalds and ordering off the "healthy choice" menu. There can't be anything good in a fast food restaurant.

2024-03-14 16:26:58 GMT

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If she doesn't, she'll be dinner. Hopefully she'll get better.
Sounds like our bank and the post office. Got a letter today that one of our accounts is "dormant". It seems the post office was great at delivering that letter but chose to not deliver the 2 warning letters. :)

2024-03-14 16:00:41 GMT

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Kuato Senpai uWu. Yeah, that's gay. :)

2024-03-14 15:58:38 GMT

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It's a lovely morning!!!! Beautiful weather outside, injured chicken happily getting healthier (she thought she was queen chicken and lost her pecking order), and 3 dogs fighting over a reflection on the ceiling. :)

2024-03-14 15:53:10 GMT

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Good morning, Miss GolfCart!

2024-03-14 15:52:56 GMT

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I woke up to 20+ notifications and didn't even bother reading them. Another 40 last night. Same hell thread?

2024-03-14 15:52:16 GMT

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Good morning, Sarah!

2024-03-14 15:51:53 GMT

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Good morning, Miss KiKi!

2024-03-14 15:51:43 GMT

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Good morning, Mr Bender!

2024-03-14 15:49:06 GMT

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Good morning, Miss Salty!!!

2024-03-14 15:46:04 GMT

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You can ask the niggers the same question. They also stink. Actually, I can't think of a brown skin that doesn't stink.

2024-03-13 20:18:39 GMT

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Rob is an ex Gab developer who is quite full of himself. He was too smart for Gab and so he left. He started to build his own thing while bashing Gab. He spent too much time focusing on building the tech and not thinking about the business side and so Shing was a failure. It's been relaunched and he's begging for money and now pro-Gab.
Quite the flip flop.

2024-03-13 19:47:42 GMT

Unfortunately, I am no longer able to comment on Rob Colbertstein's posts. He has, as expected, proven my one single comment. Here endeth my OneInchPenis account.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/263f54d41b7b397df04017ae7d54148d005aad3c8aacb5aacf55f1c6b05e9238.png

2024-03-13 19:18:25 GMT

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I’m not even sure what that is. I only orbit NCD.

2024-03-13 19:16:59 GMT

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Rob does tend to cry out like a jew when attacked. Ironic.
What’s an HT orbit?

2024-03-13 19:12:31 GMT

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Gee I wonder who that gab user might be. He seems oddly familiar. 😉

2024-03-13 17:06:49 GMT

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mmm....cheese

2024-03-13 16:58:27 GMT

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If it wasn't for you, your assistant, and Kek, I'd have the same boring profile pic and profile name. 😍

2024-03-13 16:51:11 GMT

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You always surprise me with new profile pic ideas. I love all of your artwork. :)

2024-03-13 16:11:57 GMT

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I see the NCD ladies as sisters in Christ. They're all beautiful because of that.

2024-03-13 16:07:09 GMT

I created a gab account with a name mocking Rob Colbert. I then proceeded to call him out on one of his posts. The response from him was such an epic fail. That boy has absolutely gone off the deep end. Such destructive behavior.

2024-03-13 16:03:09 GMT

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Now merge it with yelp for reviews.
Ass, 3/5, poor service.

2024-03-13 15:59:24 GMT

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Yet all of Gab likely believed her. :)

2024-03-13 15:56:39 GMT

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How does one poop in an iron lung?

2024-03-13 15:55:52 GMT

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Seems to be 2 patterns. Either newfags blocking everyone or newfags bringing their gab attitudes and I need to block them. I've yet to find someone who just sits back and observes to learn their new environment.

2024-03-13 15:37:27 GMT

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I love them!!!! My favorite is on the left.

2024-03-13 14:47:10 GMT

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You have better imagination than I do. Maybe replace the head with a multi colored easter egg or add bunny ears and a cotton tail?

2024-03-13 14:26:27 GMT

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I would love to. Have to limit to 50 carbs a day until I've flushed out this jew cancer.

2024-03-13 14:23:41 GMT

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I am. I shit myself twice yesterday. Today, I plan to live less in the bathroom. :)

2024-03-13 14:22:57 GMT

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I...I would love it. :)

2024-03-13 14:21:26 GMT

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Good morning, m'lady!

2024-03-13 14:20:15 GMT

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Good morning, KiKi!

2024-03-13 14:19:23 GMT

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I am him.

2024-03-13 00:59:17 GMT

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I mistrusted 2 farts and reset my “shit myself“ counter to zero, twice on the same day.

2024-03-12 23:59:46 GMT

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Confirmed!

2024-03-12 20:58:34 GMT

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Sounds like a blind taste test challenge....

2024-03-11 22:23:10 GMT

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The kikes only pretend to be White when they're up to their jew tricks.

2024-03-11 20:30:29 GMT

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What's a Quoast? Is that like a Dan Quale roast?

2024-03-10 18:03:41 GMT

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Please leave carry ons. As retard proceeds to carry his carry ons. The people not following instructions need to burn up inside the plane.

2024-03-04 02:22:48 GMT

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2024-03-03 17:16:30 GMT

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I can't even understand the language they're speaking.

2024-03-02 21:06:58 GMT

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I knew a jewish woman who had a serial number tattoo. It was only 5 digits. That's an odd way of counting to 6,000,000.

2024-03-02 19:27:01 GMT

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Hmmm, interesting. I installed Garuda. Nothing more bleeding edge and it worked OOTB for everything I needed.

2024-03-02 05:56:36 GMT

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It's why the cell calls from the 911 planes is a lie.

2024-02-28 19:11:35 GMT

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You're not a retard? Who exactly let you into NCD!?!! :)

2024-02-28 04:12:32 GMT

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Haven't shit myself since December!

2024-02-28 04:07:37 GMT

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My wife hates when I say "Honey, someone shit my pants". The joke was on her when I actually did.

2024-02-25 23:31:35 GMT

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I know exactly what you mean. You're probably doing it, but you should pivot your body and head before eyes or with eyes (point your benis at the target).

2024-02-25 23:28:11 GMT

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I wouldn't kick you out of bed for those times. 🤣
My plate rack work is the same. I get to plate 3 or 4 and everything goes to shit because I start rushing the shots. The thing that helps is to target the left edge of the plate when moving left to right because you can't stop the gun accurately when moving fast.