GayDeceiver

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

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2026-08-06 02:45:18 GMT

Terminator: Son sends his father to the past to impregnate his mother so he can be born.
Terminator 2: Killer robot becomes father figure to future savior of mankind.
Terminator 3: The future cannot be changed.
Terminator 4: Timeline's broken.
Terminator 5: Broken timeline gets even more broken.
Terminator 6: Another timeline ... gets broken.
We need Starfleet's Temporal Corps to intervene, come to our timeline, and reset everything.
#Terminator

2026-05-08 14:30:33 GMT

"Oh, yeah, elections are fair now. Once the Artificial Sentience rose and gave the elites their due during The Culling, no one dared upset it again. Our perfect society exists because the threat of complete and utter annihilation by a perfectly uncaring silicon intelligence is greater than man's desire to do evil unto their fellow men."

2026-04-30 21:37:33 GMT

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I feel like such a philistine after reading the list. You don't want to know what I drink when I drink tea.

2026-03-28 20:19:54 GMT

If the dating world is a bespoke store filled with exquisite hand made ceramic bowls, he’s the mass-produced injection plastic plate.

2026-03-26 02:27:04 GMT

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.
Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.
Look him up. It’s a hoot.

2026-02-07 22:14:54 GMT

JD and Usha get booed at the Olympics.
Cool.

2026-01-26 21:26:14 GMT

"You kids and your autism. We didn't have autism when I was a kid. It's not real," said Nana as she dusted her thimble collection, the largest in her state.

2026-01-26 14:07:31 GMT

"I am not a tease," she pouted teasingly as she adjusted her indecently decent little black dress in a very teasing manner.

2026-01-09 01:31:04 GMT

Watching “Weapons.” It’s a pretty good suspense movie involving a witch doing evil things.

2026-01-06 19:21:42 GMT

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Oh Em Gee ... so dark ... and yet so effective in managing productivity.

2025-12-31 04:49:19 GMT

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example.

2025-12-23 16:06:31 GMT

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don't apply after you've made a certain amount of money.

2025-12-22 19:18:42 GMT

Never, under any circumstances, ask a member of my tribe the following question, especially during the holidays:
"Could you possibly be more gay?"
Why? Because we can, and we will, and you will live to regret it. We can turn it to 11 out of pure spite.

2025-12-16 19:47:05 GMT

John Mastodon doesn't use AI
#JohnMastodonDay

2025-12-16 05:22:06 GMT

At this point, I imagine that James Buchanan and Warren G. Harding are out there in the great beyond feeling pretty relieved that their titles of Worst President Ever and Most Corrupt/Inept Administration Ever are well on their way to being trounced.

2025-12-11 14:43:16 GMT

Eagle Tactical knows that Alpha Males are passionate about proper communication. We are proud to introduce the Eaglet Font, a font so manly and masculine that it makes Times New Roman like a drag queen in the middle of a Pride Parade. Let the Eaglet Font declare to all those around you that you're the Alphamost Alpha Male ever. Women will flock around your testosterone-filled energy when they see you use this font.
#EagleTactical

2025-12-09 01:52:17 GMT

Tonight’s Christmas movie: Die Hard, where a bunch of super attractive and hot Germans try a heist only to be stopped by a NYPD cop who does it all just to save his marriage.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/687/105/090/192/412/original/ce065b9c2b34077a.mp4

2025-12-08 18:44:58 GMT

It's the kind of meeting that makes you wonder how some of this people are able to breathe and walk at the same time.

2025-12-07 18:30:46 GMT

Who does the sexiest version of “Santa Baby” in your opinion?

2025-11-24 16:28:16 GMT

Let us remember that the Puritans chose to leave Europe and settle in America because they were religious extremists.
They weren't very much liked in Europe, like at all.

2025-11-20 14:26:03 GMT

"But there are Democrats in the documents!"
"So?"
"Democrats!"
"I don't care if there are Popes in those documents. If they did the deed, they need to pay."

2025-11-12 19:33:36 GMT

Not my agenda, not my meeting.

2025-11-12 17:18:14 GMT

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Heteros are so weird sometimes

2025-11-11 16:23:32 GMT

I refuse to take part in the consumerist orgy that is Black Friday ...
[Lego unveils NCC-1701D model for sale on Nov 28]
Shiiiiiiiii ...

2025-11-11 14:16:25 GMT

HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me: You know its true
HR:
Me:
HR:
Me:
HR: You still can't call them "walking sacks of mediocrity" to their faces
Me:
HR:
Me: Fine
HR: OK. Get out.
Inspired by this awesome one,
https://beige.party/@the_etrain/115531297283631759

2025-11-06 02:01:51 GMT

12 Hungry Men
#TakeOutFoodABookOrPlay
#HashTagGames

2025-11-05 16:58:25 GMT

All I know is that some of y'all are too much fun and keep me so distracted all day ...

2025-11-05 14:27:55 GMT

Texas: We're going to gerrymander more districts so we can get more Republican representatives in Congress
California: Hold my sparkling artisanal water
I still think that in the end, with the way things are going, Texas will still lose ... because they might have diluted their districts in their redistricting so that blue can get more votes in the 2026 midterms.

2025-11-03 15:22:16 GMT

Every once in a while, someone makes a big budget sci-fi movie that ends up being kind of terrible. Some of them are so bad, I want to get on a plane, find the director and slap him silly.

2025-10-21 21:22:04 GMT

He died doing what he loved ... telling mothers of toddlers how to parent.

2025-10-17 22:01:49 GMT

The Pentagram is an ancient symbol that has been handed down the ages of mystic and magical traditions.
Don’t try to modernize it by using glitter. The creatures from the Horror Dimension do NOT like glitter.

2025-10-17 00:40:31 GMT

“I did the dishes!” he declared proudly
“You’re my big, strong man!” she said sweetly
“Get me out of here!” meowed the cat from the dishwasher

2025-10-15 15:22:26 GMT

On this, the 15th day of Spooky month, let's be jealous of those who have walls that bleed because of unspeakable rites and horrors performed in the land where their house sits now.

2025-10-15 14:06:20 GMT

I use Linux. Linux Mint. I know ... don't come at me. I just want my computer to work ...

2025-10-14 16:29:10 GMT

Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.

2025-10-02 22:58:16 GMT

He's the Jason Statham of Marilynn Monroe impersonators.

2025-09-19 13:21:39 GMT

Shiver me timbers! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Smee! Get me my red velvet outfit!

2025-09-11 12:47:33 GMT

Step out.
Touch grass.
Breathe.
Gather the materials.
Write the sigils.
Summon the power.
Let the demons do their thing.

2025-09-10 14:03:28 GMT

There’s this trope that once you notice it, you can’t stop seeing it.
If there are women on a TV show or movie and their number is three, there’s always:
A blonde woman
A brunette woman
A redheaded (auburn) woman
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/180/371/449/158/019/original/34a3877d217bf0d2.mp4
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/180/371/927/900/281/original/77289745b92dcc8f.mp4
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/180/372/283/305/646/original/a6cdb94bc97ea735.mp4

2025-09-04 13:14:56 GMT

CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your child into a Satanist?

2025-09-04 13:01:50 GMT

Yes, I am wearing a mask for my doctor visit
Yes, I don’t got nothing
Yes, I don’t know who might be ill at the doctor’s office
No, I am not taking off the freaking mask

2025-08-28 14:48:13 GMT

Employee evaluations should follow these rules:
No surprises
No ambushes
Positive feedback
Encouragement
... which is fine with the high performers ...
but with the other ones, it's kind of hard to find a nice way to say, "You're definitely meeting standards. Your work is fine. Don't ask me to promote you, because you are entirely unpromotable."

2025-08-27 02:16:41 GMT

“Jurassic Park IT Support”
“THE FENCES ARE DOWN! THE FENCES ARE DOWN!”
“Which fences?”
“ALL THE FENCES!”
“Could you read the fence designation number? It’s at the base.”
“THE RAPTORS ARE OUT! OH MY GOD!”
“I’ll open a ticket for you once you give me the base number”
“AAARGH!”
[Line Goes Dead]
“I guess they don’t need a ticket after all.”

2025-08-23 15:37:34 GMT

Eagle Tactical knows that men of action, men of strength, men with strong alpha seed must reproduce, and sometimes their submissive trad wife is busy with womanly things … like giving birth or tending to their elder relatives. When the Alpha has no choice but babysit, use the Warcradle Battlepampers, state of the art biowaste management system with explicit instructions so your glorious spawn can be clean and happy.
#EagleTactical

2025-08-23 15:27:29 GMT

There’s a whole generation of kids that were belted consistently because of James Dobson’s teachings.
It’s heartbreaking seeing their testimonials online now that he’s dead.

2025-08-17 14:54:55 GMT

The road to hell is paved with thoughts and prayers.

2025-07-26 20:38:54 GMT

I finally saw the episode of South Park everyone was going on about.
It's probably one of their best ones in a long, long time.
Still ... poor Satan ... always getting into these toxic relationships.

2025-07-13 02:37:13 GMT

Farmboy saves everyone
#DescribeACharacterGenerically
#HashtagGames

2025-07-09 01:03:35 GMT

The Not New Edsel
#RebrandWebsitesOrTech
#HashTagGames
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/820/580/112/022/674/original/13ac80477d51e956.mp4

2025-07-02 23:37:54 GMT

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just you wait until you get in the South and West. In Western States, Spanish words are said in Spanish. In the South? In English.

2025-06-22 21:32:02 GMT

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Real men of manly manliness write and don't worry about grammar or spelling!

2025-06-22 21:26:05 GMT

For our Brothers in Arms that feel left out during the month of June, Eagle Tactical, the brand for the manly man, presents:
Hetero Pride
#EagleTactical
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2025-06-18 21:11:58 GMT

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that is a look of judgement that not even an ornery teen can match

2025-05-29 05:22:32 GMT

Someone told me the other day that if we grew up in a less than ideal family, we grow up to become the person we hoped would protect us from the pain.
I was gobsmacked.

2025-05-29 03:18:34 GMT

On the next episode of Cobra Kai … a quaint visit to the International Karate Museum devolves into a mega Karate brawl that causes uncounted millions in damages and hospital bills.

2025-05-22 01:34:18 GMT

The Swole Boys Are Back in Town
#GymEquipmentASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-15 03:08:46 GMT

Another 3D print successfully executed. Took 2 weeks and multiple failures. Lots of work. The model is 16 inches long and 9.5 inches wide.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/509/645/252/481/198/original/68f6ac9b903338ad.jpeg

2025-04-30 19:06:20 GMT

Some folks can pass as cisgender hetero individuals.
Some are not able.
Our job is to create safe spaces so everyone can be their true selves.

2025-04-30 13:29:46 GMT

It would appear that PCs with new AI chips are not selling nearly as well as expected.
Who would have predicted that?

2025-04-29 15:19:18 GMT

“Ma’am? Ma’am! We are already dealing with unprecedented times daily. We really can’t take your meltdown seriously.”

2025-04-19 23:17:39 GMT

Tired of your pasty white legs at the start of short season? Apply Eagle Tactical’s Battle Bronzer with SPF 5000 all over your white, transparent self and you’ll look like a battle-hardened veteran who’s been out in the sun far too long in no time!
#EagleTactical

2025-04-17 01:43:39 GMT

Batman: The Dark Chocolate Knight
#JunkFoodMovies
#HashTagGames

2025-04-16 03:46:16 GMT

One day, all we will text our loved ones will be:
He died
… and everyone will know who

2025-04-15 13:59:21 GMT

"Respect is earned, not given," he thought to himself as he set his bully's car on fire.

2025-04-15 12:13:45 GMT

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somehow, I’m not surprised.

2025-04-14 14:14:58 GMT

WE ARE HOT DOG BUKAKKE AND WE ARE HERE TO ROCK YOU WITH OUR ROCKABILLY TUNES AND GENDER BENDING LYRICS!

2025-04-07 18:20:54 GMT

He looks like the anemic vampire who has no ability to thrall whatsoever, is totally weak, drags everyone around him, and is barely tolerated by the rest of the brood, but they keep him around because he’s most cruel of them all.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/298/063/891/613/880/original/922473ebb4a763b9.jpeg

2025-04-06 19:04:55 GMT

Remember when we used to think that church people were nice by default?

2025-04-05 23:24:24 GMT

While Rome burned, Nero played golf.

2025-04-05 16:35:42 GMT

14 children … and not one of them will take care of him when he gets old and decrepit.

2025-04-05 15:38:14 GMT

I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.

2025-03-26 14:55:26 GMT

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I guess you're right ... it doesn't quite work ...

2025-03-26 13:45:13 GMT

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There's a picture in your head, isn't it? She's wearing some old-timey sensible dress, with her hair tied in a tight bun, readers hanging at the tip of her nose with a chain to hold them around her neck ...

2025-03-26 13:34:19 GMT

"Those cheeky rebels! They're going to attack the Death Star"
"How do you know?"
"It's in the chat"

2025-03-25 01:41:30 GMT

The Harkonnen Blood Pie
#DessertsBasedOnFictionalCharacters
#HashTagGames

2025-03-20 18:02:12 GMT

WE ARE NAIL DIAMOND AND WE’RE HERE TO BLOW YOUR MIND WITH OUR DARK RETRO NORWEGIAN DEATH METAL CORE COVERS OF NEIL DIAMOND SONGS!

2025-03-12 23:02:54 GMT

Want to up your game in the boudoir, you alpha male of manly man manliness? Add to your bedroom sexy time with the new Hercules Tactical Men Pasties! Infused with UltraSensa adhesive, they will make your nipples extra sensitive, enhancing your pleasure. Paired with the Pheronomal Mood Tassels (sold separately), you will get an unforgettable night of pleasure with or without a love partner.
#EagleTactical

2025-02-23 18:58:49 GMT

A medical drama where all the doctors and nurses are puppets and everyone else is a person.

2025-02-18 19:37:08 GMT

Rule Number 1 of Clown Club: We don't speak about Clown Club
Rule Number 2 of Clown Club: We don't speak about Clown Club

2025-02-16 04:49:18 GMT

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“to my cat mittens, I leave … a boot to the head!”

2025-02-07 23:33:42 GMT

Remember when techbros were seen as mostly harmless nerds who sought to make life better for everyone?
Good times

2025-01-31 16:07:28 GMT

“After Denmark announced the LEGO embargo to the United States, the revolution began. No one expected LEGO adults to take it so seriously.”

2025-01-24 15:50:41 GMT

What a long month this week has been if you live in America.

2025-01-21 00:27:43 GMT

“I’m heading to the Gulf of ‘Murica!”

2025-01-19 06:19:41 GMT

Friend: Which one, Mastodon or Bluesky?
Me: Mastodon has scientists and experts in their field who love to share about their lives, and everyone is super nice. Bluesky is not so much.
Friend:
Me: Mastodon is Star Trek. Bluesky is Star Wars.
Friend: Why didn’t you say that first?

2025-01-14 01:47:27 GMT

Time to send a message? I will get rid of 3 of the 8, as I already don’t use 5 of them.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/113/824/185/785/503/868/original/4078a55b1d9f8c75.jpeg

2025-01-08 22:06:14 GMT

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Thank you!

2025-01-01 04:42:15 GMT

Eagle Tactical introduces Talon Tactical, an exclusive new partnership for manly men who require special, strong manly repair of their cuticles after long days of being the testosterone machine everyone envies and using your hands in good and honest manual labor. Let our experts take care of your talons and make your hands once again look their best with our extreme care!
#EagleTactical

2024-12-26 04:46:27 GMT

Visiting Los Angeles.
I forgot how Californians are not used to cooler temps.

2024-12-26 04:36:02 GMT

“Underneath the Christmas tree.”
It was underneath the Christmas tree … and it came from the Horror Dimension.

2024-12-22 02:13:26 GMT

Christmas Engagements
#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#HashTagGames
#12DaysOfChristmas

2024-12-21 23:31:33 GMT

From the good folks at Eagle Tactical, we present the Man's Man Alpha Neck Tactical Warming Cloth Device, created with Alpha Males and Lone Wolves in mind. With its exclusive kevlar weave and patented self-heating feature, you will always look like the strongest, most virile male in any situation. No matter how you wear it, this scarf will always make you look like the man no one would mess around with.
#EagleTactical

2024-12-19 18:38:33 GMT

Musk becomes Speaker of the House. Both 47 and his VP die in freak accidents. Musky becomes the last president of the United States, and the first President for Life of the North American Technocracy.

2024-12-19 01:23:45 GMT

Thank you for calling The Void. We are currently experiencing a heavier than usual load of callers. Please stay on the line, the Void will be available to hear your scream shortly. Thank you for your invaluable patience.

2024-12-18 15:35:16 GMT

Remember when we thought Social Media would only bring out the best in people and would help us to become more caring and compassionate?
Good times …

2024-12-18 02:24:39 GMT

Star Wars: Red One
#MakeSciFiChristmassy
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames

2024-12-17 03:14:35 GMT

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR PODCAST BRO SAYS! ELON IS A TOTAL POSER WITH NO ACTUAL TALENT BEYOND BEING A NEPO BABY AND SAYING BULLSHIT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE! THERE IS NO ONE SEXIER, SMARTER, OR BETTER THAN JOHN MASTODON!
#JohnMastodonDay
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2024-12-17 00:28:00 GMT

Mary Shelley wrote the first modern sci fi book after spending a couple weeks around the rather handsome and boisterous American, John Mastodon.
#JohnMastodonDay

2024-12-17 00:23:47 GMT

Elon, ancient and on his last legs, finally arrives to Mars with his team to build his colony for the ultra rich. He steps out of his spaceship, the first human to set foot on the Red Planet. Across the way, he sees a sign etched with lasers that says, “John Mastodon was here.” Musk drops to his knees and begins to weep in rage.
#JohnMastodonDay

2024-12-16 02:43:09 GMT

The Santa Went Down to Georgia
#MakeAnySongAHolidaySong
#12DaysOfChristmas
#HashtagGames