Laura K

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2024-10-17 16:48:51 GMT

BREAKING: Now that Israel has killed the leader of Hamas out in the open, it turns out they didn't have to blow up every hospital in Gaza after all x

2024-10-17 13:50:28 GMT

At last someone is going after the real enemy x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-government-is-going-after-the

2024-10-15 18:19:15 GMT

who else would we sanction? x
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/government-responds-to-al-aqsa-hospital

2024-10-15 18:16:50 GMT

BREAKING: Joe Biden told Israel that if it doesn't end the humanitarian crisis in Gaza within 30 days, he will impose an arms embargo. Upon hearing the news, seventeen AIPAC donors passed out x

2024-10-14 16:47:40 GMT

Can't believe Russia burned children alive in a hospital. Oh hang on, it was Israel? Okay, that's fine x

2024-10-12 09:52:52 GMT

BREAKING: The US has asked Israel to stop shooting at UN peacekeepers and says when it finds Israel's arms dealer, it's going to be having angry words x

2024-10-11 16:57:32 GMT

BREAKING: Israel just shot a newborn baby because there was a Hamas b... um, the baby was going to... nope that's not gonna work either... Fuck it, even I can't defend this crap. Israel shot a fucking newborn baby!

2024-10-11 10:59:02 GMT

The only democracy on the Middle East is at it again
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-hopes-to-put-american-on-death

2024-10-10 17:40:09 GMT

BREAKING: A UN inquiry has found that Israel "implemented a concerted policy to destroy Gaza’s healthcare system" which is confusing because we've spent the last year telling you this was all down to stray Hamas rockets x

2024-10-10 08:27:15 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has laid siege to another hospital and is going to let babies die in a neonatal unit again. This is why the IDF is the world's most moral army x

2024-10-09 11:14:46 GMT

Stop what you are doing right now. This is the important thing you will ever read 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/here-is-why-nuclear-war-would-be

2024-10-08 17:51:38 GMT

BREAKING: Netanyahu has just threatened to do to Lebanon what he did to Gaza, but given the serious risks, our leaders assure us they will take the strongest possible measures to stop... Iran x

2024-10-08 17:20:29 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has just planted its flag on Lebanese soil, but if you suggest it is expanding its settler-colony through land theft and violence, you are obviously racist x

2024-10-08 13:38:52 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has explained the reason for the delay in striking Iran is because they're still trying to figure out where all the schools and hospitals are x

2024-10-08 11:14:35 GMT

The world's most moral army 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/idf-uses-irish-unifil-troops-as-human

2024-10-07 08:05:47 GMT

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has rejected President Macron's call for an arms embargo on Israel because we are making lots of money from these arms sales and he doesn't want that to stop x

2024-10-06 20:06:08 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has declared that Hamas has been militarily defeated, but it's going to keep doing genocide anyway x

2024-10-06 19:07:51 GMT

If you were concerned the world is not about to end, I'd like to assure you that Yoav Gallant is threatening to turn Iran into Gaza, and Iran is feared to have just tested a nuke. I, for one, am so glad we didn't stop arms shipments to Israel. World destruction is much better ♥️

2024-10-05 20:23:41 GMT

For those of you who can't wait for a false flag to really kick things off, here is some exciting information 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/hugely-exciting-world-war-iii-updates

2024-10-04 19:46:00 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has explained the Hamas base that wasn't under one of the hospitals in Gaza is probably under one of the hospitals in Lebanon, so it's bombing them all to be safe x

2024-10-04 18:52:46 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has reassured the world it is only after legitimate military targets in Lebanon, such as ambulances x

2024-10-04 18:50:21 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has explained it has no choice but to carpet bomb Beirut because when it tried to invade Southern Lebanon, its soldiers ran away with their tails between their legs x

2024-10-04 13:03:49 GMT

Facebook is automatically removing this article. Clearly they don't want the world to read my outstanding journalism ♥️
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-says-irans-attack-on-its-air

2024-09-08 13:50:51 GMT

It's racist to oppose genocide 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/jewish-filmmaker-who-opposed-genocide

2024-09-05 14:58:36 GMT

BREAKING: Emmanuel Macron has appointed a prime minister from a right-wing party that only won 22 seats, so the West is deeply concerned about what this means for democracy in Venezuela x

2024-09-04 18:26:50 GMT

BREAKING: Conservatives are absolutely disgusted to discover the UK imposed a blanket ban on arms sales to Israel back in 1982 when we were led by that leftie terrorist lover called Margaret Thatcher x

2024-09-01 12:28:40 GMT

BREAKING: A Palestinian doctor wrote an article on Gaza trauma surgery for world-renowned medical journal The Lancet, so naturally, the IDF kidnapped and tortured him and are keeping him in custody. This is why they're the world's most moral army x

2024-07-31 17:31:30 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has explained it had no choice but to kill the Hamas leader due to serious concerns he was willing to agree to a a ceasefire x

2024-06-25 09:41:53 GMT

This is a dark day for the establishment 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/man-freed-from-prison-despite-undeniable

2024-06-19 18:20:45 GMT

If you're worried about paying your rent or mortgage, this is really going to help 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/party-leaders-discuss-the-biggest

2024-06-11 19:01:24 GMT

BREAKING: After Israel rejected a UN Security Council resolution calling for the US-proposed ceasefire which Hamas has accepted, the US has condemned... Hamas x

2024-05-21 09:24:23 GMT

BREAKING: Israel has announced a full blockade of the Hague and cut off water and electricity to the Dutch city. No aid trucks will be allowed in and the local population will be deprived of food, water and medicine while being bombed until they hand over the judges of the ICC x

2024-05-14 11:45:15 GMT

This is one of the great mysteries of our time 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/un-worker-dies-from-unknown-causes

2024-05-07 11:50:13 GMT

It has no choice but to attack 1.4 million refugees in tents 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/israel-insists-it-has-a-right-to?utm_source=activity_item

2024-05-02 11:05:06 GMT

Critics of Israel cannot be allowed to have jobs 👇
https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/woman-sacked-from-radio-station-for

2023-12-22 12:37:38 GMT

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