KatelynMitalski
Katelyn Mitalski

Feral Juice – 100% Chaos in a Box
Sip responsibly... or don’t. Feral Juice is the ultimate beverage for when you crave maximum mayhem in a convenient, juice-box-sized container. Bursting with untamed energy and absolutely zero chill, it’s not just a drink—it’s a warning label in liquid form. One sip and you're legally feral.
On teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75788564-feral-juice-100-chaos-in-a-box
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171094619?ref=studio-promote
feral juice, chaos drink, funny juice box, parody drink, cursed beverage, meme drink, joke product, chaos in a box, fake drink label, ironic packaging, absurd humor, wild energy, zoomies fuel, fake brand art, satirical design
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2026-06-22 18:06:23 GMT

Spotted this in York uk recently:
Here’s the link in the QR code in case anyone wants a laugh:
https://socialistworker.co.uk/marxismfestival/
It’s amazing how cushy peoples’ lives here must be, that they are coming full circle and desiring to bring about their own downfall
For additional LOLs please peruse some of the bios of the speakers(capitalizations are theirs):
Rapper and activist
Critical theorist
Stand Up To Racism
Author on Transgender politics and Religion
Marxist economist
I’m actually questioning how they came up with the capitalization rules for these titles
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2026-06-11 19:47:13 GMT

Freedom Juice – Unbank Yourself
Freedom Juice is the official drink of the sovereign individual. Brewed on the blockchain, chilled in cold storage, and flavored with sweet, sweet self-custody. Each sip delivers 21 million units of unfiltered financial freedom and a strong hint of "not your keys, not your juice."
It’s lightning-fast, fiat-free, and completely decentralized. Made for HODLers, node runners, and anyone who's done with central bank clown games. Tastes best during a dip and pairs well with a hardware wallet and low time preference.
Inflation can't touch this juice. Open wide, the revolution is liquid.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171048939?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75719560-freedom-juice-unbank-yourself
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2026-06-11 10:17:29 GMT

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I’m super late to the game but I’ll try my best!!!! Good luck to all participating ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

2026-06-11 10:14:30 GMT

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Super cool!! Is there anyplace people can purchase this? I’d love to share it

2026-06-11 10:12:53 GMT

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Wish this was better resolution 😢

2026-06-11 10:12:12 GMT

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Sounds about right 🤣

2026-06-10 12:21:54 GMT

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Oh that’s super cool! I’ll check it out, I need some new frames soon!

2026-06-10 12:21:29 GMT

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Thank you!! I encourage everyone to make and wear their own designs, it’s really fun to be able to customize your own clothes. There’s a lot of tutorials and free software you can use to make it easy. Nearly all my stuff is just me clicking for a lot of hours to hand make vector/curves 🤣 I’ll sketch something out IRL then trace it in the computer 👍

2026-06-10 12:18:06 GMT

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Will be watching this, thanks for the recommendation!

2026-06-10 12:17:28 GMT

Fixed my account so now I’m doing all of this on Damus and not primal 👍👍👍👍 all it took was a simple log out and back in with the correct key. 🔑
I’m seriously “that person” who doesn’t see obvious solutions to problems and needs a lot of hand holding, so thanks everyone for being patient with me 😅

2026-06-10 12:15:42 GMT

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Not a troll, just a person that isn’t used to dealing with things outside of “normal” social media. A log out and back in with the correct key fixed it :)

2026-06-08 18:47:58 GMT

Freedom Juice™ – Now Fortified with 100% Bald Eagle Screams
Crack open a cold one with Uncle Sam and taste the explosive flavor of pure liberty. Freedom Juice™ is brewed in a top-secret bunker under Mount Rushmore and filtered through red, white, and blue lightning bolts. Each sip delivers the raw taste of fireworks, backyard BBQs, unsolicited opinions, and "Don’t Tread on Me" energy. Side effects include spontaneous chanting of “U-S-A,” craving hot dogs, and involuntarily saluting bald eagles.
Now available in Liberty Lemonade, Constitutional Cherry, and Gunpowder Grape.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171048262?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75718455-freedom-juice-now-fortified-with-100-bald-eagle-sc
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2026-06-07 21:31:31 GMT

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Awww turddle frens

2026-06-07 21:31:05 GMT

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Can I just say I love those glasses

2026-06-07 21:29:35 GMT

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How can you even pay attention to a book in this setting? I would be daydreaming the whole time lol

2026-06-07 21:25:32 GMT

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I’m very late to this but just wanna say I love what you’re doing for others
As an artist all I want is to get my designs in front of more people, and hopefully save enough to pay a printer to make shirts and ship them myself and accept BTC for them instead of having to work through print to order manufacturers

2026-06-07 21:16:52 GMT

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Honestly I try to just finesse legal ways to get things (I’m part of a family network on my phone plan and it comes with Netflix)
But I rent ebooks on a library app and download epubs when they’re not available at the library
Surprisingly the best books to read aren’t even available at the library it’s super weird

2026-06-07 21:14:38 GMT

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I tried checking out rumble for a bit but that place is crazy like legit crazy …. Sometimes I like to see the YouTube ads purely so I know what they are trying to shill me

2026-06-07 16:01:56 GMT

Jazz Juice™ – Now With 100% More Improv
Introducing Jazz Juice™, the only beverage that scats back. One sip and you’ll find yourself wearing sunglasses indoors, snapping rhythmically, and calling your cat “cool daddy-o.” Infused with chaotic horn solos, mysterious chord changes, and zero regard for time signatures, this box of liquid swing will have you riffing through your day like it’s a smoky 2 a.m. jam session.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable finger-snapping and existential sax solos.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171047850?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75717336-jazz-juice-now-with-100-more-improv
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2026-06-05 15:02:08 GMT

Sippin' on That Brine Like Fine Wine
When life gives you lemons, throw them out and grab a juice box of straight-up pickle juice. This classy green carton isn’t for the weak — it’s for the bold, the briny, and the braver-than-you. Whether you're hydrating like a legend, flexing your sodium intake, or just trying to ward off leg cramps and social interaction, this is your drink. No sugar, no nonsense — just pure pickle chaos through a bendy straw. Drink responsibly... or don’t.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171047024?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75680190-sippin-on-that-brine-like-fine-wine
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2026-06-03 17:52:40 GMT

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Yeah I don’t have a big purple button on Damus, I don’t even have a reply button there

2026-06-03 17:52:14 GMT

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I am literally the person who misses obvious things, triggers random bugs, etc…. Maybe I’m just dumb 🤷‍♀️

2026-06-03 17:50:56 GMT

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I don’t have anything like that, this is the view from Damus
https://blossom.primal.net/1bdc189f6aaf68b913ccf8ae0cdb97690fe176a09b2b9cba067a2f86bef51ff4.jpg

2026-06-03 17:16:00 GMT

Nap-Driven Development Sleepy Code Guy
One important principle that is often forgotten is the vital nap. Naps are the fuel that we all need to be able to create wonderful things!
mouse pad:
https://www.redbubble.com/i/mouse-pad/Nap-Driven-Development-Sleepy-Code-Guy-by-KatelynMitalski/169040284.G1FH6
holographic sticker:
https://www.redbubble.com/i/holographic-sticker/Nap-Driven-Development-Sleepy-Code-Guy-by-KatelynMitalski/169040284.A3LW6
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2026-05-31 10:38:44 GMT

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Pepsi vs coke

2026-05-31 10:38:19 GMT

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Incoming: some sort of unexpected mass crop failure or ecological collapse

2026-05-31 10:37:09 GMT

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Personally I think the lack of casino-style random rage bait and doom posts makes people able to click out of nostr more easily.
All other social media apps are designed for addiction.
Yes there are less users here but I think the absence of the type of slop like on other social medias will mean nostr remains less addictive.

2026-05-31 10:32:25 GMT

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Thanks for these insights, I’m currently using primal bc it’s the only one that I can easily figure out how to post and reply. I still can’t figure out how to post on Damus, I’ll have to literally watch one of my friends do it to figure it out

2026-05-31 10:24:20 GMT

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The photo is of an enraged vegan who just found out their seed oil burger was flipped with the same spatula as the beef burgers. This contamination is unacceptable!! 🤣

2026-05-26 08:01:06 GMT

Anyone else with a uk iPhone get an update last night and get a an id verification check this morning?
Absolute security theater, this doesn’t protect children it just decreases privacy for everyone.

2026-05-24 03:18:48 GMT

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Similar vibe
https://blossom.primal.net/027b21f5f305f3bc0d365897d7854e7dbd4590a1fbdc80b904c2c62bf87f6ddf.jpg

2026-05-24 03:12:31 GMT

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Following you on here now purely bc of this post 👍👍👍

2026-05-24 03:11:24 GMT

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This looks so amazing… love your “travel blogs” :P

2026-05-24 02:34:01 GMT

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2026-05-22 04:46:26 GMT

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2026-05-21 21:01:36 GMT

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2026-05-14 04:53:12 GMT

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Nature’s miracles

2026-05-13 03:07:41 GMT

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Yo why did you have to make Lisa’s face like that

2026-05-13 03:06:51 GMT

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Housing options figured out!! :) but guess what I can’t delete this post bc it’s nostr and nostr posts are forever 🧡

2026-05-12 22:46:24 GMT

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2026-05-12 19:36:56 GMT

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This gives me so much closure lol

2026-05-12 17:53:00 GMT

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Best bet is to make money in the USA, and vacation in Europe 👍

2026-05-12 17:52:06 GMT

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Lots of my friends grind their own fresh flour, make their bread, and homeschool 👍

2026-05-12 17:27:36 GMT

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Is this really the move to make? Seems too good to be true to make $ lol

2026-05-12 17:27:00 GMT

I’m looking for housing options in London starting 10 of August and ending about 5 of August, just need a place to stay before I catch a flight. Even a sleeping bag on the floor would work 🤣 Would rather give my sats/cash to friends than Airbnb!! Also a good excuse to hang out with my London frens :)
Thanks 🙏👍

2026-05-12 05:21:03 GMT

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I love these designs!!
#nevent1q…e09t

2026-05-12 05:10:41 GMT

Cozy Pepe Late-Night Vibes
A sketch-style illustration of Pepe the Frog, cozied up in a hoodie with wide, sparkling eyes, sitting at a laptop with a can of energy drink nearby. The rough, hand-drawn aesthetic gives it a gritty charm — perfect for those late-night internet grind sessions, deep feels, or just vibing in solitude. Whether it’s coding, gaming, or soul-searching, this is peak introvert-core Pepe energy.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171021066?
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75678693-cozy-pepe-late-night-vibes
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2026-05-09 17:37:51 GMT

https://x.com/kennethbosak/status/2051827846956363985?s=46&t=kyaevomOjhZe5cDMG1GoqQ
My article about the Kansas City Bitcoiners!!

2026-05-08 00:51:20 GMT

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Posting this on twitter rn

2026-05-08 00:50:37 GMT

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Time for hobomaxxing

2026-05-08 00:49:59 GMT

Americans Love Fishing and Freedom
A nostalgic, vintage-style image featuring a rugged man casting his fishing line while the American flag proudly waves in the background. This patriotic design blends the peaceful spirit of angling with the proud heart of freedom-loving Americans. Whether you're a weekend fisherman or a red-blooded patriot, this artwork hooks both passions in one cast.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171017307?
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75669804-americans-love-fishing-and-freedom
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2026-04-29 03:36:25 GMT

Bitcorn – Crypto’s Corny Mascot
Meet Bitcorn, the coolest cob in the crypto field! This anthropomorphic ear of corn isn’t just packed with kernels—he’s full of crypto wisdom too. With a confident pose, shades, and a speech bubble shouting “Bitcorn!”, this character brings a hilarious twist to the world of digital currency. Perfect for meme lovers, crypto fans, and anyone who appreciates a pun that's extra corny.
Leaving this ai description as ragebait for all my friends who don’t like the word “crypto” 😉
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171016501?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75668183-bitcorn-crypto-s-corny-mascot
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2026-04-29 03:36:04 GMT

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Wish I could be there!!

2026-04-27 20:59:07 GMT

https://x.com/spacecadoodle/status/2048869412359516232?s=46&t=kyaevomOjhZe5cDMG1GoqQ

2026-04-24 18:35:05 GMT

Squiggly Savior Jesus
This playful and endearing illustration depicts a cartoon-style Jesus made entirely of intricate squiggly lines, blending faith with whimsy. Dressed in a traditional white robe with a red sash, and radiating a golden halo, this charming character brings a lighthearted, approachable take on a beloved spiritual figure. The doodle-like patterning adds a creative, modern twist, making it perfect for those who appreciate faith-inspired art with a fun and friendly vibe. Ideal for Christian-themed gifts, kids' items, or uplifting decor.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169926590?
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74223008-squiggly-savior-joyful-jesus-in-doodle-style
https://blossom.primal.net/73db6c30ecb613fc398eb1971650a55f56ea4d32237738ef984be98a6fe10f84.jpg

2026-04-23 23:12:01 GMT

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Vegasss timeeeee yay

2026-04-23 23:10:19 GMT

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lol I love bitrefill
https://blossom.primal.net/f3fdfc599e7aeea3ba4f60b4db335d4796aefcfcfe171c0b3cbeb13428285f95.jpg

2026-04-23 23:05:16 GMT

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Yes!!! We need to support more people making their own meetups!!

2026-04-23 23:04:34 GMT

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If you build it, they will come!!

2026-04-23 23:04:13 GMT

Hooked on Peace: Fishing Is My Therapy
Who needs a shrink when you’ve got a rod, a reel, and a lake full of possibilities? This bold and funny graphic tee design features the phrase “I Don’t Need Therapy, I Just Need to Go Fishing” with a dynamic silhouette of an angler reeling in the catch of the day. Perfect for fish fanatics, weekend warriors, and anyone who finds serenity in the splash of the water and the thrill of the tug.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171013294?
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75664578-hooked-on-peace-fishing-is-my-therapy
https://blossom.primal.net/f273dd0c4ca0a4d2d317d139164f8ad7c91ce2d2d194a8fc0961a95bc91289e9.jpg

2026-04-22 22:46:20 GMT

Fin-tastic Spectrum: Betta Fish in Full Color
This vibrant illustration showcases eight stunning Betta fish in a dazzling array of colors and fin styles. Set against a black background for maximum contrast, these flamboyant aquatic divas are practically striking a pose—because who said fish can’t be fashion icons? A perfect blend of natural beauty and artistic flair, this design is a tribute to diversity, grace, and the undeniable drama of Betta fish.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171012887
teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75664325-fin-tastic-spectrum-betta-fish-in-full-color
https://blossom.primal.net/202f9cb89555b1c8eeb5c9e08488cf349871f381fe707367d41abcef46fce739.jpg

2026-04-22 22:05:12 GMT

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Would be awesome to go to Rome, that’s my top one I want to see

2026-04-22 22:02:46 GMT

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Unfortunately I’m already pulled in a thousand different directions country wise… but it’s nice to see what’s out there in the big wide world!

2026-04-22 21:45:16 GMT

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Love this travel guide!!!
#naddr1qq…rlwc

2026-04-21 02:30:17 GMT

Diversity Is Beautiful (And Delicious)
A sweet celebration of uniqueness—this cheerful cartoon features a delightful mix of donuts in all shapes, colors, and toppings, proudly standing together beneath the phrase “Diversity is Beautiful.” From sprinkles to glaze to jelly-filled, this design is a playful (and tasty) reminder that our differences make the world better…and yummier.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170992227?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75635727-diversity-is-beautiful-and-delicious
https://blossom.primal.net/331aa7c5fc6a1fb4dcab1cd8b4aaf0ee976e4301beccdc462b4e119d4d6dfc14.jpg

2026-04-20 22:26:03 GMT

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🥹🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥 so excited just to be here showing my art… not a lot of other artists here yet! (A lotta bitcoiner artists tho ❤️❤️❤️)

2026-04-20 18:17:45 GMT

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I did wallet of satoshi so should be working now

2026-04-20 07:27:33 GMT

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Currently asking @nprofile…0mgc about it, it might be some dumb thing I didnt realize I needed for zaps. I’ll update when it’s solved. Thanks for letting me know!!

2026-04-20 07:18:42 GMT

Under the Tree, Getting Things Done
A whimsical cartoon of a girl working peacefully on her laptop beneath a big shady tree, while a curious little bird watches from a branch above. It's the perfect blend of productivity and nature, proving that Wi-Fi might be great—but birdsong is better. Ideal for lovers of remote work, cozy vibes, and outdoor inspiration.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170991801?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75634984-under-the-tree-getting-things-done
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2026-04-18 04:27:09 GMT

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Wow! I need the recipe!! It’s been a personal goal of mine to start grinding and using my own flour

2026-04-18 04:25:56 GMT

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Legit, at this point sometimes a “good deal” eating out is definitely cheaper than cooking it yourself

2026-04-18 04:25:03 GMT

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I’ve been using the “Toogoodtogo” app a lot, bc many of the items are cheaper than if I bought the ingredients and cooked. They also have grocery stores- I got a lot of fresh fruit + veg from them for very cheap!

2026-04-18 00:00:04 GMT

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You make me want to try in a tub

2026-04-17 21:25:10 GMT

The Circle of Life (Now with Extra Chocolate)
Behold the true meaning of existence: a glorious donut topped with rich chocolate icing and labeled “The Circle of Life.” Forget the savannah—this is the only circle that matters. A deep, philosophical tribute to snacks, self-indulgence, and the never-ending cycle of eat-regret-repeat. Ideal for breakfast enthusiasts, dessert philosophers, and anyone whose spirit animal is a pastry.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170990957?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75633582-the-circle-of-life-now-with-extra-chocolate
https://blossom.primal.net/c9871c4aa2c5e5bc1d4b12edb72a266fa98942f4c6126373bdb4cb6fcb61db40.jpg

2026-04-17 21:24:23 GMT

Bitcoin Corn Meme – BTC Kernel of Truth
A playful illustration of an ear of corn, where each kernel is stamped with the Bitcoin logo. This image is a fun nod to the viral crypto meme that originated when a speaker accidentally said “corn” instead of “Bitcoin” during a congressional hearing. It has since become a humorous symbol within the Bitcoin community, blending farm-fresh vibes with digital gold.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170989335?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75619286-bitcoin-corn-meme-btc-kernel-of-truth
https://blossom.primal.net/cb8371f8f0c670b93145814250b7be68476797218cc0547c67300a33955ca09f.jpg

2026-04-17 21:23:30 GMT

“CORN” – Bitcoin Meme Moment
This meme captures a now-legendary moment from a congressional hearing where a speaker accidentally tripped over the word “Bitcoin” and blurted out “Corn” instead—sparking laughter across the crypto community. The slip instantly became meme gold, with “Corn” adopted as an ironic stand-in for Bitcoin among maximalists and crypto fans. In this remix, the speaker holds an ear of corn as the bold orange text drives the joke home. A perfect example of internet culture transforming a flub into crypto folklore.
on redbubble:
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170913132?ref=studio-promote
on teepublic:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75524432-corn-bitcoin-meme-moment
https://blossom.primal.net/8f9547eb5587e474297e329d19a6a26c5e3b30315cec1b57068381196e9a3ae1.jpg

2026-04-17 20:41:29 GMT

Hello world, here’s a cool spray paint angel i found
https://blossom.primal.net/2f1c175e58aac028f5f7859b390bd5ac74f2bbfb3227fb0fb93028e8ab94fbaf.jpg