No point giving my real name, as there are over a hundred people with the same one. I'm a bit of a lefty, with a degree in Mathematics and Computation. I have a fairly large number of computers.
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Last Notes npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…ey74 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Angry with Dwr Cymru today. No water since yesterday. Today their web site says the water may be discoloured. THERE IS NO WATER. Mrs W phoned them and "blah blah airlock blah". It might be fixed by 10 am tomorrow, supposedly. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 One of my brothers shared this with me... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 One second after the man with the weird glasses put this battery powered piece of junk on the wall, glowing vapour started to fall out of it. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…nmr0 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…x9tq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…x9tq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…f4r9 @nprofile…la7y npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…la7y npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…x9tq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I'm about to start shearing fluff monster Truffle. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 There's no sound reason why we can't have the things the country needs. The cuts, the "austerity", and the poverty, are things our governments have decided to do to us, because the people controlling them want them to do it. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…la7y npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…x9tq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…l70y npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…x9tq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I pinched this picture from @nprofile…yrna npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 It would be good if more people supported the campaign to keep Thiel's Palantir spying system out of the NHS. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 #caturday npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…t03n npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…0gek npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Starmer rolled over for Trump, and agreed to give US pharmaceutical companies an extra £3b for the same amount of drugs. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…0wyq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…pmx8 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…glz5 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Been there, signed that! npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…35ec npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…35ec npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Oh, and Richard does actually mention the people who benefit from the government pretending they are running a household. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 So the question is, how do we get our MPs to understand how government spending actually works? npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I just signed a petition, and you might want to as well. But I think this sentence needs an #OxfordComma. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…mel7 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 #UKpolitics npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…xt9k npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I stole this from @nprofile…tl7u - npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…hzyj npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I keep seeing people saying "Brexit was a 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲". npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Now I don't know, was this guy always the wrong sort of person to be a Labour MP, or has he sold out? If half of what this article says about him is true, he should be thrown out. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Oh, look! Here comes the Apocalypse. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…35ec npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…hzyj npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…hzyj npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…90le npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 From a BBC news item... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Any recommendations for edible veggies to plant now (Northern Hemisphere) that will grow in these dark months? npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…hzyj @nprofile…a8l4 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…ujrl @nprofile…6txm npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Proof, as if we needed it, that billionaires are all suffering from an illness:- npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…pj45 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Keir Stalin says these fine citizens of Totnes are #terrorists npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…rh2x npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Oi, #Putin! We know where you live... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…c6n6 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…rh2x npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Mr Starmer is very clear. If you hold up a sign saying you object to his "government" helping Israel to kill Palestinians, you are a terrorist, and will be arrested. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 The police have arrested a blind man in a wheelchair. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…mgef npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 https://newsthump.com/2025/07/31/after-watching-tv-during-uk-visit-donald-trump-instructs-us-officials-to-negotiate-trade-deal-with-love-island/ npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 What on Earth is the matter with the idiots in government? npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…p78e npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…lfjq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…fult npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…fult npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…jw6j @nprofile…v6ww npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Happy Monday morning, Humanity! npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Here's another of those Fedi #LongShot queries... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…avnq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 We heard it from @nprofile…jxga first, though I always thought so. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…0adr npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I am being told I am needed outside... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 According to the Balfour Declaration, Israel was allowed to exist provided they did nothing to harm the people who were already there, in the British Protectorate of Palestine. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 This sort of thing shouldn't amuse me as much as it does. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I went into the pizza shop, and said "A Dalai Lama" pizza please!" npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 At the rate they are going, they'll end up all shooting each other, and the surviving indigenous people can have the place for their own again. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…y32x @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Can anyone help, please? npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Conspiracy Theory... npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…60lz npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 #Cacti npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I registered with the UK Foreign and Commonwealth Office for messages about whether it is safe to visit America over a month ago. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…2hrv @nprofile…kjwq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…07t5 npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…fynq npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I stole this from the alt-text of a repost of somebody's Tweet, because it's an accurate summary of the basic fault in everything. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…r5de npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Just had a phone call from somebody claiming to be "BT in Hertfordshire", claiming BT are going to be business only, and that we would need to change our broadband agreement. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 Pear and ginger muffins for breakfast! npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…ey0w npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…h4hy @nprofile…pt7d npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…n2nf @nprofile…aq7u npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…n2nf @nprofile…aq7u npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 I look like this. npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 BBC.com: 'Very worrying' pass rates for maths and science in Scotland npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 #Energy npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 #UBI npub1wjmjvac8w9jufc2dzm4qpghuz3dlea6ep03d50d062exg4pqa3vql2huw6 Walrus 🏴 @nprofile…vdm6
