shibao

workaholic replikant executing its function // walking in the woods // silicon // pewpews // 摩托車 // muscles // <18 dni

https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?farm=5833385c-8e7c-448b-b754-3f7631126073

website & links: https://shibao.dev

🔗 bridged from [email protected] (fediverse)

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Last Notes

2026-10-19 23:52:41 GMT

update: i'm white now
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2026-10-19 02:35:21 GMT

if you've been struggling, i get it. life is tough but you don't have to let it get you down. just remember, eating drywall will fix all of your problems

2026-10-18 05:00:52 GMT

i was moving some furniture around in my apartment and then i felt something kinda weird under my foot and i thought it was a key that I snapped off in a lock that fell down but then i look down a house centipede is walking around so I think i actually just stepped on a house centipede and not only did it not bite me but it survived
killed it with raid after

2026-10-15 21:38:54 GMT

https://x.com/GondolaGunGuild/status/2110772501835849746/ oh my lord

2026-10-15 15:03:31 GMT

https://github.com/fyzugx/DEsk

2026-10-15 13:18:25 GMT

opening a PR to every project that isn't elixir to change it to be elixir

2026-10-15 01:36:44 GMT

snapped the tip off of my poor leatherman so he's circumcised now :(

2026-10-13 01:24:03 GMT

https://troon.com/

2026-10-12 15:22:27 GMT

"Retrogrades could be here" she thought. "I've never seen this precession before. There could be signs in retrograde anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE TAROT" she thought. Vedic mantras reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the ashwagandha circulated through her powerful huang and washed away her (merited) fear of samsara after death. "With awakened chakras, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

2026-10-12 04:27:10 GMT

at some point i swear i owned http://cotex.app but then i stopped paying for it cuz i thought i would never make this app and then since then someone has bought it and it's for sale for like $1k+ dollars
lmao go fuck yourself

2026-10-11 07:03:05 GMT

im really sundowning, suya

2026-10-11 05:23:45 GMT

i should become one of those guys who dm women to ask for pictures of their boobs just to feel something again

2026-10-11 04:44:32 GMT

can't believe my twenties are already over

2026-10-11 04:39:12 GMT

someone gave me their story to read, i should read it i suppose

2026-10-10 05:17:44 GMT

queen
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2026-10-10 04:56:52 GMT

yaoi brick

2026-10-07 14:31:49 GMT

fujoshis around the world are eating good tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKtqL4yHVOs

2026-10-07 03:40:34 GMT

i introduced someone born in 1960 to phonk and fukkit and vaporwave today

2026-10-06 18:45:54 GMT

>woman with a badge and holding some legal documents enters the building
well looks like someone is going to not have a good day today

2026-10-06 09:50:40 GMT

why is there nothing as good as bed when you need to wake up

2026-10-06 00:09:45 GMT

guys my neighbor won't stop showing me satanic memes

2026-10-05 23:51:22 GMT

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2026-10-05 17:25:01 GMT

fukkit prod. dutchman - fly (on the wall)
#np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8wMHr_zeE

2026-10-05 17:23:13 GMT

pleroma mcp when. need to give it my old list of followers and have it programatically find all the alts. i should fix pleroma search first tho it's absolute complete ass unfartunately

2026-10-05 03:36:13 GMT

if you're sloppy with opsec is that slopsec

2026-10-05 03:08:02 GMT

i need to wear more tank tops before the summer is over
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2026-10-05 02:26:57 GMT

@Burrson i don't like traveling. i wish there were more people in south carolina

2026-10-04 05:08:28 GMT

@vivi can't believe vivi is racist now

2026-10-03 15:22:20 GMT

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2026-10-02 19:32:05 GMT

i want a burger

2026-10-02 02:42:30 GMT

LET MY PEOPLE GO
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2026-10-02 02:21:50 GMT

the South Arcade girl is cute but unfortunately she's british :pensive_cowboy: i hope she gets better one day

2026-09-29 18:08:17 GMT

i went into the office and i've gone to the bathroom like 5 times today

2026-09-29 02:39:52 GMT

gave my motorcycle a sloppy chainjob. my back hurts now. from all the dick suc-

2026-09-29 00:55:06 GMT

it's been so long since i frosted a cake

2026-09-29 00:13:54 GMT

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2026-09-29 00:04:13 GMT

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2026-09-28 17:06:10 GMT

@lain also "my pussy tight, pussy pretty, pussy clean" is an insane lyric holy shit

2026-09-28 17:02:58 GMT

@lain i like her skirt

2026-09-28 16:23:06 GMT

heavy is the crown - linkin park
#np https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMpEkqbAdzI

2026-09-28 16:22:19 GMT

i'm gonna end up fweezing this year

2026-09-28 00:37:17 GMT

hmm i don't have a turntable, i should get one

2026-09-27 03:26:53 GMT

@mia they're getting what they want
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2026-09-26 23:29:39 GMT

drained a $100 chatgpt sub in like 7 hours and the anthropic 5 hour limit means it's shit, grok doesn't give me the $100 a month option so I'm going to buy the $300 a month grok sub I think

2026-09-26 23:28:07 GMT

i keep talking to people and they're like "yeah when you pulled up on that motorcycle for the first time and took off your helmet, it was like something out of a movie"

2026-09-24 20:05:24 GMT

lesbian businesses are cute

2026-09-02 20:44:28 GMT

good stone cold morning to everyone

2026-08-22 05:50:06 GMT

finally cancelling my claude subscription(s). combination of all the fuckery, the models that basically fight you at every turn (confirm: confirmation (recommendation)) and the fucking text. the shitty watermarked claude voice makes me go fucking ballistic. idgaf what i use honestly it's just not gonna be claude anymore. honestly idk if i should use grok code

2026-08-14 01:13:14 GMT

talking to pro ai people in person is more fun than anti ai people because pro ai people talk about all the cool stuff they're doing with ai and then anti ai people don't have anything cool they're doing