Joscelyn Transpiring

Most of the alphabet soup: Queer Bi Lesbian and Non-binary Trans Woman.

Disclaimer: I am a bimbo, so assume that any claims I share are likely more nuanced and careful than my ditsy ass can put into words at any moment. Apologies in advance. 😅

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Patreon: https://patreon.com/JoscelynTranspiring

Gender Euphoria Basics:
Gender Euphoria Basics for Trans Fems (https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110226818047150799)

Transpiring Considerations: https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/109886947900877778

Trans Music Monday:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/110911825722130749

Sapphic Music Sundays:
https://chaosfem.tw/@JoscelynTransient/111359295995560251

Profile picture: Photo of me, a blond trans woman, wearing a green tank top

Banner image: A comic panel of Harley Quinn punching a neo-nazi

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2024-07-05 21:25:37

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fudge. I wish i knew some way to help. May all the shitwads not hiring you get sand in their buttcracks they cam never quite get out and have ingrown nose hairs.

2024-07-04 20:35:53

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i mean...us anarchists have been saying this for centuries 🤭
We can haz a lil' anarchy as a treat? 🥺

2024-07-02 18:22:53

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i mean....I'd call Freddie "Daddy" 🥺
🤭🤭🤭

2024-07-02 03:12:35

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yeah, the point is that voting alone can't do what we need. We need to organize, we need community power, and we need to put plans to act on electoral outcomes to force those in power to make change. You'ee absolutely on the right track Jessica.

2024-07-02 03:05:00

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i really didn't expect the futuristic dystopia i'd live through to be as badly written as a half-baked sketch on SNL 😅

2024-07-01 19:58:10

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this is why i've been focused on community work and scholarship for the last 5 years - community is how queer folk survive and thrive in a world that doesn't want us.
I really encourage everyone to start local - go to small lgbtq events and just talk to organizers. They have networks and by collaborating with them, you'll not only have backup plans ans support, but you'll also feel your power in your work and be able to build on that together.
And you can alwayd reach out to trans focused orgs and get involved too. :QueerCatHeart_Trans:

2024-06-30 16:35:20

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Went to see Guitar Wolf last month and loved seeing several old punks up front just rocking out with the rest of us...and we made sure to help them get out of the way when the mosh pit started up 😅

2024-06-30 07:48:16

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wait....what gave away Maryland and that area specifically? I have never been in a situatiom where i felt i could pick someone out as being from that area in particular! 🤔

2024-06-28 23:25:10

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me if anyone claims Harley Quinn is a psychopath or Joker made her, if they want to claim that the 13th doctor made no sense in canon, or who makes claims about Camus based solely on The Stranger... 😅
Seriously, i struggle to not get very serious and pedantic about Camus and i don't know why i'm like this. 🙃

2024-06-28 18:04:18

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biggest irony: being "overweight" actually correlates with longer life expectancy and health. Likely because, when you get old, having padding means when you fall you don't break every bone in your body unlike those "healthy" people.
Anywho, I'm grateful for my fat. It gives me boobs and curves. And it makes me very squeezable and good for cuddles. And i like other fat folks too because, again, squeezable and good for cuddles! 💖

2024-06-28 04:20:32

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Having been in Peace and Conflict Studies scholarship, I've been thinking a lot since 2016 about similar things. People I know who have fled violence in Afghanistan, Palestine, and other places...they've all talked about those moments and it is hard to not be eying when will we cross that line here.

2024-06-27 17:07:38

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100% THIS! When i work or volunteer as a crisis counselor, i have seen cats and dogs save more lives than any truism or persuasive argument. People not wanting their animals to be without care can keep them alive in those really bad moments when all the color and life has drained out of the world until they can get the other side of those moments. We are specifically trained to help people look past the tunnel vision the brain falls into in that state and help them think about the impact it will have on people they care about. This is actually best practices!
When SI gets real bad, when we are at that place where it's a very real possibility, those external reasons to live are essential. Long term, yes, there is a need to find that motivation internally in addition to external reasons, but in the short-term, there's nothing wrong wirh a crutch that helps you keep moving forward.

2024-06-27 16:59:49

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um, okay, but i would buy all of these. If this is rainbow capitalism, i'm here for it 🤭🤩

2024-06-26 17:23:13

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what gets me about this - they could instead ask you to infodump at then about nuclear physics and get to watch a hot girl talk about interesting things! Like...please talk nerdy at me about nuclear fission....please? 🥺

2024-06-24 22:45:12

This feels like an indictment of our society: women don't feel safe, so should we work on ending rape culture and patriarchy? Nah, just slap some glitter on the pepper spray so the girlies know it's for them. Found at target of all places. 😮‍💨
https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/673/536/284/156/272/original/385b4fb47b25030b.jpg

2024-06-19 23:34:12

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okay, but that is definitely a queer couple i know 😂

2024-06-18 16:19:46

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GURL! GUUUURRRRLLL!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀

2024-06-18 16:15:11

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...but um, please? PLEASE? I would love a queer sitcom that's not just about white twinks or middle-class lesbians in new york!

2024-06-18 04:58:57

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why have I never noticed your shower curtain is sharks before? Cute!
But um...hot mom look for sure...for the hot weather...yes... 🥵

2024-06-17 20:04:06

...i think my boobs have gotten even bigger since my orchi... 😳

2024-06-17 02:32:04

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this is really frustrating, as i read every post of his that came across my feed and really learned a lot about AI/etc from his public work. Wish white shitasses could just learn to be decent to other folks around here. Blarghity blargh blargh! 🤬

2024-06-13 18:08:25

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i keep my keys on a carabiner on a belt loop or hooked on my purse usually! 😅
I also carry a fanny pack with random things people may need like sunscreen and bandaids because i am *that* auntie.
Carabiners and fanny packs are me living my best bisexual dyke life 🥰

2024-06-13 16:18:38

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i would also want to talk to this girl....right now, in fact. Hi! Um...so um what brings you here? What kind of music are you into? And um...you're very pretty... 😳

2024-06-08 04:37:38

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ummm...yes you are...and just a good Jessica day really 🤩🫠

2024-06-07 20:21:40

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maybe this is my nonbinariness, but i wanted to be both the pink and the green/white ranger 😅
Then again, i sometimes wonder these days if i really wanted to *be* the brooding sad boy or if i wanted to *be with* the brooding sad boy but couldn't access that before 🤔

2024-06-07 06:49:18

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a few months back i got called sir at a restaurant...when my cleavage was VERY visible...and i was like, um, okay, i guess i'm giving off Daddy dyke energy today 😅
I joke, but it's weird and kinda disorienting when it happens this far into transition. 🫂

2024-06-05 17:18:49

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Any time a person over 30 talks like queer or trans people are a new thing, I'm like - huh, you all sure as hell knew what we were when you bullied and beat me as a kid. And when you murdered my elders. Funny sort of memory problem you got there.
Honestly, I just wish these people who platform editorials and pundits on this had even one vertebrae of spine to let one of us reply with, "THE REASON THERE'S MORE OF US IS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MURDERED US YET!"

2024-06-05 17:15:12

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You do look heckin cute! But also - mood. Did it for 2 - 3 years and finally got to a point I just couldn't anymore. Blegh

2024-06-01 19:28:25

This tracks...you have been made extra gay by the gay cat @npub1gae…gc59 🤩🤭
https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/542/539/231/988/331/original/62c2cdf0eb87ee49.png

2024-06-01 18:50:36

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I keep debating getting some too...it's soooo tempting

2024-06-01 17:26:40

I still think corporations have Pride Month backwards: this isn't a month to make money off me, this is a month to give me discounts for doing the public service of being this gay!
I should be able to walk into any Target and get 30% off by kissing another girl or showing the cute bandaid from where I did my HRT shot! I should get free coffee at starbucks for walking in with carabiners and a fanny pack! I should be able to demand any random driver pull over and become a free uber by waving a rainbow flag so I can go spread my gayness across the city! Strangers should just hand me a twenty because I'm slouching bisexually in public!?!
#RainbowCapitalism #Queer #PrideMonth #Pride

2024-05-29 21:41:00

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Seriously though....I think I know how older people felt when millenials started wearing bell-bottoms.

2024-05-25 23:37:36

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Seriously though, you do realize you are perfect hot girlfriend material, right? Like, anybody coming home to you chilling like that on the couch is a lucky person who I gotta imagine would be very very happy :blobcataww:

2024-05-25 23:26:24

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Whatever it is, I'm not going to remember it and need to rewatch it because my brain will just be doing this the whole time as we snuggle: "Girl! GIRL! Pretty Girl! Snuggly Girl! Gay Snuggles! ....Girl."

2024-05-23 16:40:13

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so many cuties in one place!!! 🤩🤩🤩

2024-05-22 16:11:25

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https://chaosfemtw.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/112/485/142/483/212/326/original/77760d52ad008eea.mp4

2024-05-15 18:39:50

Oh lord, apparently Hillary Cass has bought into the conspiracy theory that "sissy hypno porn is turning the kids trans!" It's absolutely infuriating and naked bigotry that anyone pretends she is a neutral, honest, or scientific researcher. I am going to bet within the year that she will blame either George Soros or Bill Gates for the transes, or come out as an anti-vaxxer.
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/opinion-no-dr-cass-porn-will-not?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=994764&post_id=144515631&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=21qnxp&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
#CassReport #HilllaryCass #Transphobia #Transmisia #Pseudoscience

2024-05-13 17:08:06

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also, there's this attitude from middle class folks in activist scenes like they are there to educate poor and working class folks, rather than learn from or with them. As if they already have the better knowledge and politics and anarchism or socialism is only accessible if you read their books - because middle class kids are so inexperienced with the world outside neoloberalism they had trouble imagining otherwise.
Meanwhile, poor folks have always been organizing in anarchistic modes through mutual aid and more. Whether it was figuring out rides and carpooling when my friends and i were too poor to have cars or transportation, sharing food and resources when shit hits the fan, or always making space for someone in need to crash on the coach, we lived mutual aid. And we also tend to live outside of the racially and ethnically segregated middle class neighborhoods, growing up together.

2024-05-13 16:57:19

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In the US, it has long been very similar. I grew up white trash and lower class, I started working when I was 14 in service industries, and back in the 00s, unions and activists didn't want to have anything to do with someone like me. I wasn't really welcomed into places because i couldn't afford to buy tickets for a show or splurge on a coffee or whatever.
Heck, most places wouldn't even let me use the bathroom if i didn't have money to spend. And when I first got interested in leftist politics, there weren't any community centers or meet-ups where everyone was welcome in my area. Part of this is because of paranoia - US police agencies and the FBI did tend to try to disrupt things like Food Not Bombs, so fair. But the result is there's no real movement, just middle class kids with spare time to philosophize and play pretend.
....sorry, just a rant in agreement

2024-04-06 19:47:07

Random thought: When people started sharing artist's work without their permission on Napster, there was a freakout by corporations and wealthy artists, and it was criminalized. When corporations started sharing artist's work without their permission through "AI," laws were changed to make it easier and corporations forced it on everyone.
It's almost like whoever owns the means of production will bend the media and government to increase their profits without regard to a consistent ethos. And that whatever they do will be at odds with the interests of those that actually do the work to produce things. Hmmmm.... 🧐