Sabrina Ryan

i have a costume and a saturday halloween and no plan
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2026-09-30 18:11:00 GMT

in high school i had a job at my local library as a page and i miss it every day. pages could not help patrons, but could simply direct them to librarians. so the job was basically wandering the library putting away books and alphabetizing and dissociating and flipping through the weirder things people would take out
i yearn for those conditions at work every day

2026-09-26 00:44:28 GMT

they run ads for ice and musk has never held political office https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/elon-musk-documentary-trailer-rejected-tiktok-youtube-1236710259/

2026-09-23 06:08:26 GMT

when i explain to people in real life that mastodon isn't about virality or engagement, just vibes and scrolling through pleasant stuff and missing stuff sometimes, they look at me like i must be doing it wrong instead of like i'm doodling in a journal with my friends

2026-08-25 18:56:10 GMT

thank you dolly, for:
the imagination library
buffy the vampire slayer
9 to 5
i will always love you
dollywood
islands in the stream
hard candy christmas
just because i'm a woman
the best little whorehouse
steel magnolias
trixie mattel
travelin' thru from transamerica
jolene
the coat of many colors
the moderna vaccine
trio
that playboy cover
heartstrings
the dolly parton children's hospital
dumplin
here you come again
many boob jokes i rip off
and i ran out of space because there is too much
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2026-08-18 08:56:08 GMT

so i get dehumanized but a gpu is your girlfriend. GOT IT.

2026-08-17 10:41:31 GMT

we have (accidentally) achieved alchemy before gta6 https://www.earth.com/science/lead-was-turned-into-gold-cern-collider-high-energy-physics/

2026-08-15 12:20:58 GMT

it’s crazy how much cheaper food and activities are in france. i paid for my plane ticket using points, but honestly, it would’ve balanced out with a trip anywhere else in the states

2026-08-13 21:27:10 GMT

just to be clear taylor lorenz is transphobic
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2026-08-10 14:46:21 GMT

high laurie is a terf now too btw

2026-08-08 04:32:45 GMT

this is salem, he is bent on world domination (so far it’s just the couch) #caturday
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2026-07-21 00:04:04 GMT

today i had the medical choice of feeling constant nausea or feeling like i’m being burned with hot water at all times and i chose the latter and i would do it again 1000 times
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2026-07-20 23:11:13 GMT

british people are scared of air conditioning and hrt

2026-07-18 02:11:50 GMT

i want my mascara to look like gene wilder’s in young frankenstein
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2026-07-05 06:16:48 GMT

i'm not against gay marriage. i just don't think men should get married. they're not good at it

2026-06-27 06:18:20 GMT

i made a patty duke reference to a 25-year-old tonight so if you wanna know what immortality feels like, its lonely

2026-05-19 05:02:52 GMT

on my second physical assault while walking home this year, so being trans... pretty cool!

2026-04-11 06:51:43 GMT

30% of republicans and 19% of democrats want to bomb agrabah, the fictional country from aladdin
people will just do whatever! start that cult you've been dreaming of! what are you waiting for!

2026-04-05 06:49:28 GMT

i think my dream job is to run the spice girls' social media account

2026-02-23 06:14:31 GMT

made a little friend
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2026-02-13 04:02:00 GMT

“you handled it so well”
i don’t remember 40% of my life

2026-02-08 08:35:41 GMT

we could just start telling men that voting is performative and gay and then build the matriarchy

2026-01-27 15:53:18 GMT

i wonder if you ever read that book i got you. i understand if not. there are books i can’t read now, too.

2026-01-24 02:12:44 GMT

wuthering heights sucks and is a bad book and i hope that the surreal movie version being made upsets the book fans as much as they think it will
except kate bush

2026-01-07 06:04:07 GMT

both lady gaga and i are gnostics who oppose the demiurge and all its works but she keeps her money so she’s not very good at it

2025-12-23 21:09:33 GMT

i didn’t speak to my family for a pretty extended period of time because of disagreements about vaccines — and now we were gonna have a really nice christmas together where i was just going to ignore that — but guess what?
they got sick. and now i have to do the emotional labor of not bringing it up. instead, i will spend christmas eve doing witchcraft on myself and maybe them

2025-11-04 05:51:59 GMT

“teen vogue is being absorbed into vogue.com and has fired all of their black employees and political writers”
do i need to tap the sign
https://mastodon.social/@magicalgirlsabrina/115461148352062117

2025-10-01 02:20:36 GMT

there’s this really amazing magazine called trans mag that put out a killer and vital first issue but is struggling to stay afloat and get out issue 2
i am not involved in this project as anything but a fan, but it would mean a lot to me if you contributed
https://crowdfundr.com/transmag_2?ref=ab_4PH8msJDazi4PH8msJDazi

2025-07-16 21:26:24 GMT

if anyone in #NYC is looking: i’m doing portraits and headshots! $200 for 1-2 looks with 5 fully retouched photos.
#photography #gethired #portrait #headshotphotography #headshot
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2025-05-15 20:38:07 GMT

this is me texting my grandma, who remains very confused about pronouns
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2025-05-10 07:39:01 GMT

the one thing i miss about testosterone was having really strong, hard nails
oh and super-strength

2025-05-10 05:45:42 GMT

if you’re trying to avoid a feeling, you’re already feeling it.
you’re not dodging it — you’re layering it: the feeling, the panic, the impulsive coping mechanisms, the shame spiral after.
sometimes the cleanest move is no move.
just stay put. let it hit.
grief. jealousy. anger. shame.
dysregulation.
if you can’t welcome it, sit with the part of you that wants to run.
it’s not comfortable. but it’s true. and it ends. and it’s less next time. and every time after that.
i love you.

2025-05-02 01:48:26 GMT

if i was some celebrity’s trans kid i’d have had a magazine offer me a photoshoot when i took hrt but instead i just cried about a bird i saw

2025-04-18 03:23:31 GMT

did you know seahorses flirt by changing colors and spinning around each other every morning? also the men carry the babies
seahorses 🤝 trans people

2025-03-17 03:36:48 GMT

People act like if Trump was to die, this would all be over. Even though, the truth is, Mr. Beast would immediately step into the role and be so much more effective

2025-02-10 00:31:27 GMT

Is it me or do the Super Bowl commercials seem to reflect an America that does not exist anymore and has not existed for an extremely long time? Like, who is excited about a Mountain Dew flavor endorsed by Seal? Who thinks it’s fun when mascot characters of different companies crossover for a high five? Are we shocked by grannies behaving badly in a car commercial? This is novelty?

2025-01-26 07:07:02 GMT

I went the whole day without my autism causing me to do multiple Nazi salutes! When will Elon!

2025-01-20 05:37:59 GMT

Reels and TikTok are both down at the same time. That’s weird. That’s suspicious. That’s different.

2025-01-17 00:09:53 GMT

Michael Caine is a domestic abuser, but a domestic abuser whose name is inescapably fun to imitate in his own voice

2025-01-13 08:34:44 GMT

‼️🚨 PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND THEN PUT COOKIES WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.🚨‼️
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪: https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans-girl-scouts-to-order-cookies

2025-01-07 21:07:12 GMT

What a headline change!
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2025-01-06 22:12:20 GMT

"You can tell it's ChatGPT because it has em dashes and nobody writes with those."
I, uh, exclusively write with those. 😳

2025-01-05 05:42:52 GMT

I know produce stands absolutely hate to see Indiana Jones coming

2025-01-03 06:55:18 GMT

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@nprofile…6k6g
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2025-01-03 06:37:31 GMT

There’s a show that everyone queer seemingly loves and I’m watching it and feeling extremely meh and now I feel guilty lol
I will not be naming the show, I cannot handle the judgment and replies

2025-01-03 01:55:40 GMT

I just found out my mom didn’t vote for Trump because of me (I thought she did — again) and I need a round of applause for that

2024-12-28 17:49:12 GMT

Elon Musk uses Twitter the way conservatives think China uses TikTok

2024-12-26 03:55:05 GMT

Tonight I’m setting up my TV and I am so excited to play A Lot of video games. I have played basically zero games released in the last two or three years (I was going through a thing). Recommendations for deals on things you like

2024-12-24 20:18:42 GMT

My apartment is tantalizing close to actually being completely done and my autistic nervous system can feel the regulation pour in with every last task oh my god
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2024-12-23 21:32:48 GMT

The hardest part of a bad breakup, especially with someone avoidant, is that the person he pretended to be would never have done these things. So I’m stuck mourning someone who never existed while some other person I now know walks around with his face. Buffy nailed it, unfortunately.

2024-12-23 19:06:50 GMT

The New York Times hand wringing about autism like it’s a problem or we don’t have an explanation for the rise in “cases,” which is just literally awareness, is their transphobia all over again.
They do this intentionally.

2024-12-20 03:36:44 GMT

I wanna publish a coffee table book of CEO headshots and lists of things they’ve done. I love art

2024-12-14 19:23:19 GMT

When I told everyone close to me my name, I had such high expectations that they would give me a nickname and nobody did. (I am not asking you to by posting this.) Maybe I just need to give it time? I liked that so many people had nicknames for my deadname

2024-12-14 17:26:29 GMT

A new physical insecurity has once again emerged from TikTok and, while I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, it’s called “low income white girl eyes”

2024-12-10 18:58:56 GMT

I’m still in the midst of moving bullshit and I really cannot stand how much this is dictating my life and work. I hate this!!!!

2024-12-10 18:51:10 GMT

If he’s fit, you must acquit

2024-12-10 07:34:28 GMT

Can Luigi Mangione run for president and pardon himself?

2024-12-10 02:51:22 GMT

People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025: Luigi Mangione

2024-12-10 02:08:05 GMT

Every time I go to McDonald’s, I bring my manifesto

2024-12-08 22:47:58 GMT

Which pop star is the worst actress and why is it Ashanti

2024-12-06 18:03:52 GMT

How did UnitedHealthcare make any money while the CEO was dead? Isn’t he the most important person that the company? That’s what the salary would tell you!!!

2024-12-05 23:09:19 GMT

America is edging class consciousness right now

2024-12-05 07:09:15 GMT

I’m Fediverse for life, by the way. I’ll go down with this ship if the day ever comes. I look at what happens elsewhere and I do not need that smoke.

2024-11-30 05:52:44 GMT

I just realized that my new apartment is on top of a Michelin star restaurant. They’re going to hear a lot of the Josie and The Pussycats soundtrack.

2024-11-28 22:50:00 GMT

Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to be referred to with words like “niece”

2024-11-28 05:37:13 GMT

So the aliens travel by bubble like Glinda. The future is so gay 🙄
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2024-11-27 18:18:09 GMT

A man at a gay bar last night asked me if I was “becoming a girl or becoming a boy.”
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2024-11-25 21:03:14 GMT

I splurged and spent my whole disposable income on wallpapering my new place and when I arrived they didn’t line up the wallpaper. They just put it on the walls in whatever misaligned design pattern was at the start of the roll. So now I have to remove all of it.
I’m like, shaking with rage. Their response was “you didn’t specify.”

2024-10-23 02:21:58 GMT

I don’t believe that it takes 10 business days to remove me from marketing emails. I just don’t believe you.

2024-10-14 07:05:22 GMT

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@npub1sdu…w074 It’s definitely lukewarm

2024-09-10 04:08:34 GMT

Immigrants are not eating your cats. Trans children are not getting surgeries or using litter boxes. There is no caravan or War on Christmas. The vaccines don’t cause autism.
You’re just a gullible bigot.

2024-09-10 03:59:20 GMT

As of today, I am legally a woman. Which is great, because…
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2024-09-09 18:28:08 GMT

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@npub1sdu…w074 Yep. It's impressive. But for... whom?

2024-09-09 18:16:08 GMT

We're proud to have bravely designed the new iPhone 16 Pro exclusively in four nearly identical shades of vanilla.

2024-09-09 18:01:21 GMT

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@npub1sdu…w074 INNOVATION!!!!!!!!!

2024-09-09 17:56:27 GMT

Apple having an onboard AI translation app and only offering the AI features in English is as hilarious as it is fucked up

2024-09-09 17:50:24 GMT

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@npub1sdu…w074 Call it the A17XYZ then

2024-09-09 17:48:04 GMT

Apple is like "We were gonna call it the A17. But we bravely pushed forward and innovated. We're calling it the A18. that's one number higher. On the packaging. You're welcome. 😌"
And you loser fanboys eat it up! Every time!

2024-09-01 05:21:01 GMT

When did the Duolingo owl become a slut
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2024-08-29 11:14:36 GMT

People who do the After picture on the left and the Before picture on the right – what is WRONG with you and can you be stopped?

2024-08-25 22:25:37 GMT

Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars… Star Wars fans did. Decades ago.

2024-08-25 05:54:40 GMT

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@npub1ugl…yvd7
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2024-08-25 05:49:58 GMT

Hey gang, how do we gain the motivation to keep leaving our houses, when it is so often disappointing or hurtful or just an unexpected amount of effort?
This is both a Trans specific question and also… not.

2024-08-19 04:26:46 GMT

I wanna be in the crisis PR team meeting that Ryan Reynolds is leading for Blake Lively every morning…
…But even more than that, I wanna be in the afternoon *secret* crisis PR team meeting he’s holding for himself.

2024-08-17 20:38:24 GMT

I’m rebuilding my account. Point me to other Trans people worth following?
DO NOT suggest Charlotte Clymer 🙏 #transgender #transjoy #t4t

2024-08-13 04:46:23 GMT

I have a new name. It’s Sabrina!
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