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2026-09-27 13:24:25 GMT

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Everyone is leaving.
There's only 670k people here, down from 800k when Wu took office.

2026-09-27 03:43:20 GMT

Is this a trap to lure ICE agents to where illegal immigrants will surely gather?
https://www.massdailynews.com/2026/09/26/boston-taxpayers-funding-activist-pipeline-wus-mayors-office

2026-09-19 05:54:49 GMT

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Fingerlings

2026-09-19 05:46:20 GMT

I’m an expert on Greenland

2026-09-18 09:22:21 GMT

Thebans…

2026-09-17 05:08:07 GMT

No way the Dems are going to protect ilhan Omar. She's gonna run.

2026-09-16 08:15:22 GMT

Macklemore wrote a rap song about the protest at Columbia, which was mostly 50 yo antifa dudes holding some janitors hostage and got Mahmoud Kahlil deported.
Why would anyone want to hear that shit?

2026-09-14 04:46:26 GMT

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Actually, the problem is bike riders have become worse. No road test is required, no safety training of any kind. A CDL driver undergoes hours of training, in a classroom and on the road with an instructor, but when a cyclist tries to pass them on the right during a turn - it's the trucks fault.
Even Moped riders are supposed to have at least a learner's permit and know the rules of the road. Not so for bikes.
Bike riding is a MUCH more dangerous way to get around and cyclists are dum.

2026-09-09 05:58:57 GMT

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People aren't invested in Ai art. If it isn't made by a person, we don't care. Your kids drawings stuck to the fridge are priceless compared to an Ai generated image.

2026-09-09 05:48:54 GMT

I'm surprised there hasn't been an artistic response to Ai, like people learning how to draw and write just to spite the machines.

2026-09-08 11:59:53 GMT

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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dem-gov-maura-healey-signs-sweeping-massachusetts-bill-allowing-abortions-up-birth

2026-09-05 07:38:07 GMT

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Maduro, Solemani, not to mention surviving a few attempts on his own life.
If you've never actually done anything with your life you might not know what to look for.

2026-09-05 07:30:56 GMT

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closed border is a triumph.
do you know what a triumph is?

2026-09-05 07:27:15 GMT

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how dare he do rad shit.

2026-09-03 16:37:25 GMT

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did you forego power windows?

2026-09-03 04:57:33 GMT

It would not surprise me to learn that Joe Biden died over the summer and was cremated, thrown into the sea, and no one ever asks what happened to him.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/205/329/192/434/053/original/73300ed7d1463b47.jpg

2026-09-02 12:30:31 GMT

i bought it
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/201/451/595/028/953/original/e5c8d92e97e2804b.png

2026-09-02 06:44:52 GMT

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American Indians farmed..
Deez nutz!

2026-09-01 05:34:44 GMT

Does anyone use Apple Maps?

2026-09-01 00:41:46 GMT

I have a peach
I eat a peach
I am a peach
🍑

2026-08-30 09:41:35 GMT

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Guy jawline?

2026-08-28 13:08:36 GMT

Quit bitching, go paint.
https://newengland.com/travel/maine/winslow-homers-studio/

2026-08-28 12:47:11 GMT

https://newengland.com/food/main-dishes/crispy-cod-cakes-with-tartar-sauce/

2026-08-27 12:03:14 GMT

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"to educate the student by the needs of society and the ability of the child."
is a very profound way of putting it.

2026-08-27 11:57:35 GMT

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I would not say the current college model is much of a benefit to society.

2026-08-27 11:51:46 GMT

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College loans should follow the same guidelines as a buisiness loan. Show collateral, have a plan, show your work.
If you have shitty grades or attendance or no support from family/community - no loan.
Resources should always go to those who use them best.

2026-08-27 05:49:56 GMT

Get ready for "cancel student debt"
https://thefederalist.com/2026/08/26/5-ways-the-right-can-start-fixing-the-student-loan-crisis-without-punishing-taxpayers/

2026-08-27 05:42:20 GMT

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2026-08-27 04:44:44 GMT

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Next comes the diarrhea.

2026-08-27 04:30:04 GMT

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/165/588/464/786/305/original/1e409ac0f250421b.jpg

2026-08-25 12:50:32 GMT

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... when there is no second date.

2026-08-25 12:30:53 GMT

basketball and soccer are stupid.

2026-08-25 05:43:33 GMT

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/154/552/855/805/362/original/6ad3d9a968f33ddf.webp

2026-08-25 05:36:01 GMT

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Aren't they classified as terrorists now?

2026-08-25 04:26:36 GMT

https://babylonbee.com/news/england-welcomes-meghan-markle-back-with-mandatory-burqa/

2026-08-24 07:55:08 GMT

Lindsay Clancy just made the filter.
I don't need that shit in my head.

2026-08-24 07:23:25 GMT

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french toast and then back to sleep. Later I might hang around a junkyard like Sanford and Son.

2026-08-24 07:19:16 GMT

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first rocket hits UK, 1 million migrants flee.

2026-08-24 01:49:02 GMT

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The CA just passed, they're scrambling to liquidate assets and screw. Moving isn't a big deal when you own your own plane.

2026-08-23 17:54:43 GMT

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when do those laws take effect?

2026-08-23 12:48:40 GMT

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The rich respond by leaving.
See: Detroit

2026-08-23 12:47:11 GMT

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Because I’m a people person

2026-08-22 18:15:25 GMT

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Mullets working at Starbucks is an attractive thought though.

2026-08-22 11:57:25 GMT

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I thought the birds knew me but they just know what time I feed them. They shitté all over my car too.

2026-08-22 11:56:23 GMT

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When the teamsters went with Trump it was a seismic shift. The UAW went all gay and lame but Sean O'Brien took his southie tuff guy act to the GOP convention, and look at Trump cracking down on foreign truckers...

2026-08-22 11:50:30 GMT

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it might appear as a seasonal item but the tariffs murdered it.

2026-08-22 11:49:27 GMT

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if you mean the blood orange yogurt, it's a supply issue. I looked into it.

2026-08-22 11:48:45 GMT

I was up at 6 to feed the birds.
god help me, I'm that guy.
I might go to the bakery before they open too.

2026-08-22 11:46:26 GMT

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female dominated unions like nursing and teaching are fruitcake unions.
the trades are still rational.

2026-08-22 11:44:08 GMT

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Ed Markey is a good example of what happens when you don't fight the leftoids and follow all their nutty ideas just to remain relevant.
He goes back and forth on packing the supreme court, ending the filibuster, permanent daylight saving time, trans kids..
This is the unions choice?

2026-08-22 11:38:43 GMT

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"I didn't leave the dems, they left me."
~ every MAGA person

2026-08-22 11:32:07 GMT

Starbucks moving to Nashville means they'll be changing the Hi-Fi music to country and will have Kyle Rittenhouse as a spokesman.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/starbucks-headquarters-seattle-lays-hundreds-as-they-prepare/

2026-08-22 04:24:51 GMT

https://tubitv.com/movies/100060083/the-ministry-of-ungentlemanly-warfare

2026-08-21 19:02:11 GMT

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Hire protesters like the Dems.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/135/044/044/220/020/original/31eaec97b6890c89.jpg

2026-08-21 19:01:26 GMT

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Go to a Sharia court and get one of their daughters in marriage.

2026-08-21 18:58:54 GMT

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I would advise you not to make it personal.
Allow your enemy to save face.

2026-08-21 18:55:46 GMT

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land a drone with a node on a high high mush.
https://hackaday.com/2026/08/19/nasa-tests-featherweight-radar-antenna-for-skyfall-mars-helicopters/

2026-08-21 18:52:06 GMT

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Call your lawyer.

2026-08-21 18:39:07 GMT

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did you just call me a bot?!

2026-08-20 12:15:07 GMT

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Lol, ActBlue gives you AIDS

2026-08-18 07:37:44 GMT

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A windows update will erase all the evidence.

2026-08-18 07:36:18 GMT

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Has no idea where he is but they keep bringing him rum n cokes, so he’s not complaining.
This could be a revolution in elder care. Leave your dad with some meatball drunks.

2026-08-18 07:30:41 GMT

A guy at work has to care for his father with dementia for a while and they leave him smoking and drinking in the porch all day.

2026-08-18 07:22:33 GMT

Bill Gates daughter gonna go to jail

2026-08-18 05:18:40 GMT

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radio shack
so I can be alone.

2026-08-18 02:38:07 GMT

I got that S1 kobra and it just jams all the time.
3D printing will never be anything but a hobby.

2026-08-17 21:16:40 GMT

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one would think... anywhere but Portland.

2026-08-17 21:15:58 GMT

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I didn't mind the arrows. Made shopping go much faster.

2026-08-17 19:43:42 GMT

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some guy got new boots?

2026-08-17 19:41:25 GMT

Portland just keeps surprising you.

2026-08-17 19:06:06 GMT

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hate to say, I'd have willingly gone to a camp full of the unvaxxed compared to sharing a whole foods with the karen's.

2026-08-16 18:23:43 GMT

the donut place gave me an extra donut.
my love is fungible.

2026-08-16 16:59:37 GMT

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Gurl u no it’s true

2026-08-16 00:56:32 GMT

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I don't think there were any US fatalities under Trumps watch, the 13 died as part of Biden's withdrawal.

2026-08-15 18:05:15 GMT

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SPLC lady should have used that bingo card.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/12/trump-administration-arrests-southern-poverty-law-center-expert-for-fraud

2026-08-15 17:34:20 GMT

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I hope that's real.

2026-08-15 17:30:54 GMT

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Trump was in the Afghan war.

2026-08-15 12:33:33 GMT

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go to home depot instead of IKEA

2026-08-15 12:10:47 GMT

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I assume this is a battery truck that uses the torque of pedaling instead of a throttle?

2026-08-15 12:06:49 GMT

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I want one.

2026-08-15 11:54:52 GMT

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Occasionally I have to hire people and they must first be screened for literacy, also for poor eyesight. It's amazing how many people don't have glasses.

2026-08-15 11:08:04 GMT

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Kids should have a hobby

2026-08-15 05:13:10 GMT

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better to burn out than to fade away...

2026-08-15 04:41:11 GMT

A guy brought his kid to work and I showed him how to pick a padlock with some paperclips. He was able to do it in a few minutes.

2026-08-14 12:17:54 GMT

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hm... interesting.
a kid at work uses an Ai to select items he resells on a commerce site.
I still prefer to put AoC is a bikini tho.

2026-08-14 12:10:30 GMT

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what is it doing?

2026-08-14 05:09:08 GMT

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CNN should lose their corporate charter. They aren't a public good.

2026-08-14 05:06:46 GMT

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simple
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/092/122/260/984/483/original/42a056d5ffce5f5e.jpeg

2026-08-14 02:26:50 GMT

We already have a statue to general Hooker.
https://babylonbee.com/news/massachusetts-democrats-unveil-statue-of-molech-at-state-capitol

2026-08-14 02:24:13 GMT

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https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/peta-responds-hasan-piker-dog-abuse-controversy-1236396303/

2026-08-14 02:06:47 GMT

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https://idwpublishing.com/products/event-horizon-dark-descent

2026-08-13 21:45:12 GMT

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... Until the active denial system is miniaturized.
That little device will be standard on every car thanks to peaceful protesters. It will replace horns.

2026-08-13 13:46:51 GMT

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I can fix her.
💔

2026-08-13 13:36:40 GMT

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AOC is going to sell those eggs.

2026-08-13 13:26:20 GMT

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I'm a master of the rebound, watch me move.
https://youtu.be/5sIuyKdIQMU

2026-08-13 13:18:22 GMT

Ok bros...
I'm making my move on a freshly single AOC.
Wish me luck.

2026-08-13 04:49:45 GMT

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I bet these are 'placebo effect' gloves, and protesteurs will respond to their touch like they are being shocked, but in fact, they are normal, non-electrified gloves.

2026-08-13 04:48:33 GMT

Zero chance they will end up shocking each other.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/08/ice-equip-agents-electric-shock-gloves-safely-subdue/

2026-08-13 04:17:06 GMT

no piercings, no tats, no kids, no cats.

2026-08-13 04:10:22 GMT

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