Brian

Here’s a photo of the eclipse from Japan this morning.
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2026-07-27 08:50:20 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 lmao complaining at 20mm. Even when converting to USD he’s doing very very well lmao.

2026-05-28 10:11:38 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 Homelabbing is the way to go.

2026-05-15 11:03:19 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 Are we putting alcohol behind content warnings now? 😭

2026-05-15 03:55:44 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 lmao https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/commit/46d3bc29f270fa881dd5730ef1549e88407701a5#diff-b3c07d9485bc3ae6894a60cba66d6d93c1c43223c9dcf47ad64691930f090152R352

2026-05-13 05:21:05 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 any changes in particular you'd make? Most of what I do with git is checkout, pull, push, and branch. I think everything else is overkill. Stashing? Whenever I use it I lose my shit. I think having multiple merging strategies is dumb too. Squashing commits enables the wrong behavior.

2026-05-10 13:02:10 GMT

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2026-04-16 04:35:22 GMT

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@nprofile…el3w Teriyaki burger slander on my timeline??

2026-04-02 07:04:50 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 Oh nice! That’s a good change. Never understood why I had carry two.

2026-03-30 10:54:13 GMT

My biggest worry about visiting New York one day is that there’s a chance I don’t want to leave.

2026-03-30 10:27:45 GMT

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2026-03-28 09:31:21 GMT

Cheers lads.
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2026-03-23 07:48:11 GMT

Woohoo my batteries arrived. Hopefully my arms arrive tomorrow so I can solder everything together! 😋
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2026-03-21 06:36:36 GMT

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@nprofile…fc2c Yeah that’s rough. Is he looking for like akiya?

2026-03-21 03:45:28 GMT

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@nprofile…fc2c Never heard of them, but if you have 40% upfront (yenloan requires this) and long tenancy in Japan I think most shinkin will welcome you. And you’ll get much better than 3.5% + TIBOR.

2026-03-20 03:50:48 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 lmao do you follow the BBC pidgin account?
A train will have crashed, 30 people dead, and the comments will be like “mi tink me gwaan take da car today”

2026-03-19 11:37:12 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 I’ve been a fan from the start. It’s not ideal for privacy but great for everything else.

2026-03-19 02:30:39 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 I don’t want to scare you but it looks like there’s a skeleton inside of you. 😱😱

2026-03-05 02:09:39 GMT

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@nprofile…y0k9 This one? 👀 From JAXA!
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2026-03-05 00:51:27 GMT

Alright. Printer a new master and poured a new mold. Forgot who it was, but someone suggested using a massage gun to vibrate the air bubbles from the mixture. Not 100% sure if it worked. Also this time poured a lot slower. Mold is curing now at 65 degrees Celsius. Let’s see!
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2026-03-04 01:33:29 GMT

An introspection on coding agents.
https://brian.jp/blog/claude-code-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-agent-34/

2026-03-03 11:34:20 GMT

Me, after my friend rejects the snake I offered for smoking: "ごめん、へびスモーカーと思った"

2026-02-25 04:13:47 GMT

Can't believe I have to say this AGAIN, but guys... YOU GOTTA CUM. Don't forget to cum. It's PARAMOUNT.

2026-02-21 13:17:45 GMT

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I’m quite happy with how well the start menu functions on mobile.
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2026-02-21 13:12:54 GMT

Made some changes to my blog. And as I was making them, I realized how fucking bland everything is these days.
https://brian.jp/blog/fun-33/

2026-02-19 06:37:26 GMT

Fuck you, Discord. 🖕
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2026-02-06 09:26:14 GMT

Whatever was deep inside is me is inside me no more. 🎉 Just a minor lingering headache.

2026-02-04 04:50:10 GMT

It’s his birthday, and he’ll cry if he wants to.
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2026-02-02 02:40:55 GMT

Completed sign up procedure at the gym today. But of course my 16 year old cash card that has seen less action than an incel didn’t work. “Can I pay by cash?” No. But next month they’ll accept credit cards so… 💀

2026-02-01 04:13:52 GMT

Constantly striving for more and more convenience I think is the same trap as chasing infinite growth. We slowly erode our ability to communicate for the sake of saving a few minutes every day. So we can spend more time scrolling the feeds that are perfectly catered to everyone individually. YouTube. Instagram. TikTok. Netflix. Consume more and more media. Grow stationary. Own nothing. Just consume more. It’s so convenient. But it makes me wonder, what does it mean to be human these days.

2026-01-26 11:29:59 GMT

Love the story of techbros relegating everything to “multi-agent” AI systems. Mental atrophy is going to be very real and hit them very hard. It’s going to be Wall-e but in real life.

2026-01-25 09:06:02 GMT

Single user instance of Mastodon isn’t any kinder on disk space than one with 300+ active users. 😬

2026-01-23 08:31:39 GMT

Sweet, got a coupon for free 5kg Koshihikari from the local government because of Tommy. 🍚

2026-01-22 10:19:09 GMT

Cancelled my Spotify. I’ve been pretty much a subscriber since day one. But if I don’t do this, I’ll never get off this teat.
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2026-01-20 04:11:18 GMT

Thomas decided that naps are now optional. He’s taken off his pants in protest. 🪧 His yawning seems to indicate he _is_ tired though.

2026-01-15 05:52:45 GMT

Lotta tiny earthquakes around Nagano/Gifu

2026-01-15 03:57:04 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 yeah I’m trying not to think about what happens when I run out of money. 😎

2026-01-15 03:48:32 GMT

Only meeting for today is done. Haven’t been this free in years lmao.

2026-01-14 10:40:12 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 I was reading about the US Afghanistan base earlier and I think it was like 200 gallons of lube for an Abrams.

2026-01-14 10:36:02 GMT

Nice Brian why not post your entire fucking lube collection. 🤦‍♂️

2026-01-09 02:37:14 GMT

Hmmmm.
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2026-01-09 00:58:45 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 are those exchange rate post-its there for motivation to get paid in euros?

2026-01-08 11:00:50 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 what in the fucking world

2026-01-07 09:28:28 GMT

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@nprofile…dvrd おかえり!

2026-01-03 03:45:50 GMT

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@nprofile…y095 *frantically googling*

2026-01-03 03:13:02 GMT

Testing new audio setup. It werks. Now just need to find a place to put it.
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2025-12-26 01:15:13 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 will you be making lemonade?

2025-12-26 00:41:28 GMT

A LEMON SHAPED EXOPLANET.

2025-12-25 01:37:58 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 @nprofile…3x0k new famichiki servers!

2025-12-24 11:06:42 GMT

Merry Christmas 🎄 friends! Hope everyone is able to celebrate one way or another. 🎄

2025-12-24 01:20:49 GMT

Where does America draw the line? Nowhere, it seems.

2025-12-23 03:31:14 GMT

On the topic of citruses in baths, Chinatsu dropped one in the bath yesterday and she forewarned me not to break it. My two questions were, how did she know I was planning to break it, and how else can I bathe in the juices of yuzu without breaking it open?

2025-12-22 01:43:10 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 are they doing fent now? Can't wait for Shibuya to look like something out of The Walking Dead.

2025-12-16 09:40:17 GMT

Was yapping about an OSS OS for Kindle, HN listed a Kobo OSS OS and I can't stop cumming.
https://quill-os.org/

2025-12-15 07:44:12 GMT

What in the fuck?
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2025-12-15 06:58:23 GMT

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@nprofile…gzza more time for naps now! SIGN ME UP.

2025-12-15 06:31:25 GMT

I love looking after Thomas. It’s the best. Some YouTube playing in the background. Cooking some food. Playing with his toys together. Homie goes to sleep. Do some laundry. Some cleaning. Pump him full of milk. Some more games. Good stuff.

2025-12-07 03:46:30 GMT

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@nprofile…ad6y Yeah! Show up with a passport sized photo of your mug. Bring your Japanese license. Fill in form. 30 minutes later they’ll call your number and you’re ready to drive in the kaigai.

2025-12-06 11:01:17 GMT

Sushi at in-laws. It was alright. Grandma becoming more and more racist by the week. 🫩

2025-12-05 09:58:04 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 How the fuck did you boil off so much water in 40 minutes?

2025-12-05 05:08:33 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 forwarding to Chinatsu!

2025-12-05 05:00:19 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 I hope Chinatsu freezes my corpse after I die. Where to find a freezer that's large enough, though?

2025-12-04 08:37:24 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 godverdomme nee.

2025-12-04 07:59:03 GMT

pushed my django starter project to a self-hosted version of Forgejo!
https://code.brian.jp/brian/django-kickstart

2025-12-04 03:57:54 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 A lot more than you’d expect, apparently.

2025-12-04 03:45:44 GMT

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2025-12-03 11:15:15 GMT

I’m about to have an amazing wank with Tokyo as my audience.
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2025-12-03 07:22:48 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 *fires up 3d printer* I GOTCHU HOMIE.

2025-12-03 06:08:05 GMT

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@nprofile…gzza are you thinking about chewing on it? I am.

2025-12-03 05:01:22 GMT

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@nprofile…fxe3 I thought those DMs of my cock went to you, not @nprofile…k5ry

2025-12-03 04:51:18 GMT

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@nprofile…sf56 first name: John. last name: Mastodon

2025-12-03 04:47:17 GMT

THE FEDIVERSE IS WORKING AS EXPECTED. 😍