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2023-12-12 03:16:09

Any updates on Akon City? I am fatigued.

2023-12-11 16:18:47

Saw this the other day and thought of my lil brother Doc. :catnoearschew:
https://i.poastcdn.org/599545dc330c161e872adf99fc9efbb3db434bf3e62d3743a42e0dde14b38712.jpg

2023-12-11 14:03:38

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Black Mrs Claus gonna beat yo ass for that nigbot.

2023-12-11 13:59:07

Funny but honestly Gucci Mane in a Santa suit is the only way they're going to sell these.
https://i.poastcdn.org/6a5a07a486423b4f5253f6af800a8ea8f15c856185bff7aa5ac0ba155f3a532d.mp4

2023-12-11 05:01:45

What a nice man.
https://i.poastcdn.org/882a6936445ab6a72997e0dc537ecca779c7c8a01dd20eb7ed9b68c6f97e160d.mp4

2023-12-08 13:13:22

Why.
https://i.poastcdn.org/bf88a139d48503e82ef18d078e555d9af2de596877bf60985e4cf9a92b60b7cf.mp4

2023-12-08 13:03:49

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Good morning :catnoears:

2023-12-08 13:00:55

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You're like the tick tock crocodile from Peter Pan.

2023-12-08 01:38:21

https://i.poastcdn.org/2be42e621a57e85c2787e5878c35e4edf23e9449c5d02c89b9cc393eb065b705.mp4

2023-12-08 01:36:20

https://i.poastcdn.org/55c4b7214ecfcd9481c47c6cf950570d7029f6973d2583c0f06ad20b4b2aa1cb.jpg

2023-12-08 01:36:06

https://i.poastcdn.org/125135bf6d324b28fc033d2d0e4603f83f027f26520a1d767dc16bfd67622728.jpg

2023-12-07 22:24:12

P
https://i.poastcdn.org/21aae859776b55b430f8c7ef087d4e6feb8d1ab50c4c44f18b88578356cfba74.png

2023-12-07 22:08:35

https://i.poastcdn.org/c1570cb147a0d79ce0730b787a3c4ae6ad3a674ccbdb2120408cb36484c5b7b5.mp4

2023-12-07 20:43:30

https://i.poastcdn.org/2d35efd01a527b077bcdfd7185ef494b489188abff9113791ed5913dcdcc063f.mp4

2023-12-07 19:57:19

snack time
https://i.poastcdn.org/7e1936c157134b48a105715541bb2986ffbc519f10ff00d640a366f9277ecf4d.mp4

2023-12-07 19:55:43

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I don't think so. Ripping apart their draft management plan.
Why is fish and wild life mgmt the only agency that does anything about "invasive species?"
https://i.poastcdn.org/5148d07e90e87e2c0d8ae76c180256493bd8379dc0e549fd8104ed0314bf9711.mp4

2023-12-07 15:36:47

https://i.poastcdn.org/fcd7d0a49ea8c1070c4ba8bf3fe2c1db7dc18335df4cf78fd7ad3af3524a3e11.mp4

2023-12-07 15:35:32

https://i.poastcdn.org/d378f0d8ffdc6a7775df555c6e5b548b2c44f2bd4e908c1a87befdc4ee35ebb2.jpg

2023-12-06 02:46:55

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He could cosplay the scene where Peter Griffin was typing with long red nails.

2023-12-06 02:44:54

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Idk pretty sus if you ask me

2023-12-06 02:37:25

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There's a fungus amongus

2023-12-06 02:34:07

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well owl be damned
https://i.poastcdn.org/7bfc022b9e8d2590bd09e38e3412f6edd80a30bfcf7b1aa6f932218e0a911b7c.jpg

2023-12-06 02:06:50

https://i.poastcdn.org/01f9288953be38cafc666ace1323a4682ea3cc157d00433626e573e557e71cd7.jpg

2023-12-06 01:58:24

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Send a card in the mail with a personal note from you on the inside. There are services that text birthday cards if you don't know her address. 🤷🏻‍♀️
If you absolutely must buy a gift for some girl you don't know, never met and lives far away then a Scentbird gift card is nice. 😌 🤷🏻‍♀️
What about NCD merch? Well, maybe when you get to know her better. Matching beanies one day. 😅

2023-12-06 01:17:08

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🙄 you know nothing about her, do you?

2023-12-05 19:32:14

I'm going to dress like Martha May Whovier- Christmas fashion icon- for the rest of the season.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7e80a8386beb643c1c5e4e4f09eb37ff545c75dd2bb5ebdf1c37db4e2e5d4de3.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/2f128d70aade9f238308685a01ea87f2433880170a2eef47452062d30811e3d8.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/76b61c291c005e187fe4a2474454814b538ea2795e1b66f80db6f0e05c513a4a.jpg
https://i.poastcdn.org/79c39a49117b0e0acd23f99500480a24b87818131b349b1a20b0395404caf7a2.jpg

2023-12-05 19:25:29

😅 uh... no thank you.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d66cd5f5d3171e869d4057d57dd9d5276adf624fdbaf4e39ed352f8509e63ef9.png

2023-12-05 19:18:25

https://i.poastcdn.org/d545ff0f91b8b0ed8df175f05e858be4afbf86bc5339499424165823a2a7d20b.mp4

2023-12-05 15:33:35

Granny tries the shacket trend and one accessory throws the look all off. 😆
#note14g4…dfsz

2023-12-05 15:31:17

https://i.poastcdn.org/05b08ec7574379138717d50a3287396f54c898841fbd06bf504bcb264277cb07.jpg

2023-12-05 15:26:05

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Not sure if this is just some schizo or what. twitter.com/based_coach1/status/1731900923163627573?t=AOtmBFQs1CN7cCl0A4rFgg&s=19

2023-12-05 15:15:00

Can't even vibe at the park without haters.
https://i.poastcdn.org/fd9c3b6db91001ed7f73523b19e59503ad12cc4ea8202542f65ac60a52682d67.mp4

2023-12-05 15:11:52

Tfw you take granny shopping 20 days before Christmas in a multicultural society. She got that nina in her cane I bet.
https://i.poastcdn.org/46a405f9eacef5cad50c8933e26c0c52d838544a6b1977c6137c6a02fa0a3651.mp4

2023-12-03 22:08:16

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Doc I got him, feed him a big bite.
https://i.poastcdn.org/8fb39b972522511b1443f498ac1e2b94c633012bb216ad113c32dd5ade31302f.jpg

2023-12-03 16:49:29

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Yes if I pick up my phone. Otherwise, no.

2023-12-03 16:47:55

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May I suggest peppermint hotdog pickle pie for lunch
https://i.poastcdn.org/2d58c82af7cf6645ace57f5deed93112171cf31a15acd85288a772d48923639d.jpg

2023-12-03 09:06:16

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Meanwhile
https://i.poastcdn.org/1219b22179afec8fa93dc09f69e620884aee86a5bcd6ca1669a46e0da16afb56.jpg

2023-12-03 00:03:16

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Endless entertainment: tiktok.com/@hrhandming?_t=8hrLERmT6op&_r=1

2023-12-02 23:54:48

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She tells people what they need to hear but the way she does it is wild.

2023-12-02 23:51:54

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Yes she admits to all sorts of procedures. Plus she's nuts. 😅

2023-12-02 23:47:36

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It tends to cause "moon face."

2023-12-02 23:43:43

This lady's cortisol is off the charts. Look at those cheeks. 😏
https://i.poastcdn.org/d6a1de85fe026a5ad1c8fdc31b007cc7fb950d25bd91eb9729cb2fc787d1fecc.mp4

2023-12-02 15:51:21

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There's a thick fog here too. Must just be a blanket over the US. lol

2023-12-02 15:40:52

Pods and work from sleep jobs.
https://i.poastcdn.org/1ffdf05a9bcf5051470478596d6ceb27cddcb7057cdc0dbcd122b9e40900521f.jpg

2023-12-02 15:36:49

I am sorry to inform you that the Trader Joe's credit card chip reader no longer gobbles when you leave it in too long. 😞 It's over.

2023-11-30 01:06:35

He's visiting from Zamunda.
https://i.poastcdn.org/016ece6dead78800a0ee3428f9114104e0fb2aef438da79e4591abe752e02bbc.mp4

2023-11-29 23:05:20

@npub19xz…pg06 what are the 9 most terrifying words in the English language again?
https://i.poastcdn.org/b0024f819eb1f2ccc97d03bc4d15a62fc2ac10882fe6b9d4a1fec6bf16356c9d.mp4

2023-11-29 22:21:35

Happy belated
https://i.poastcdn.org/27131559dc1e36a5e3b6108bf5cec2e22f705793fffda620ffd1cb0e2c69758d.jpg

2023-11-29 22:16:30

You should troll Patriot Front with memes like this. Definitely worth it for the Mr Rousseau's disproportionate sperging over it. 😂 He mad.
https://i.poastcdn.org/73ef31845bdf605799a72ce18870201307bae860ad597d6a52747a4076d7d16c.jpeg

2023-11-29 22:11:00

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National Jewish Party

2023-11-29 20:15:56

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Black Dr Phil.

2023-11-29 18:59:16

I need TP for my swastika.
#note1fxx…50vg
https://i.poastcdn.org/a0f32b7a991ea9a97baf606e657ad74634c1c726c5df30eb4027fc54d84b7c62.gif

2023-11-29 18:52:08

https://i.poastcdn.org/009e716bda254d85e657f2ba442a08c0fdf34e90a29e78ef0b54a3b2b12c324f.jpg

2023-11-29 18:51:36

https://i.poastcdn.org/99bc69f9f8977ede56afc88a86ebcafb90cce258e683352a91f12534557fa2de.jpg

2023-11-29 18:49:54

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Yes but she also does not deserve her husband speaking about other women at the gym like this either.

2023-11-29 18:48:39

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This is white privilege Matty.

2023-11-29 18:47:18

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You're the sexual harassment guy in the comic aren't you?

2023-11-28 21:29:36

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Most motivating speech I've ever heard. 🥹

2023-11-28 21:25:02

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Took me a minute to think of what PIV even is. :catnoears:
One day you boys will stop oversharing and it will probably be the day after I delete my account.

2023-11-28 21:20:29

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Andrew what the fuck

2023-11-28 20:53:02

https://i.poastcdn.org/d789448c89ec53b8198e8e12bc981a6b961010f43fa8e5d2b87495e6974f9277.jpg

2023-11-28 20:48:44

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And there's kids involved? Hell no. He might as well kill himself because there's no way I would allow my kids to be abused by their father's fetishes.
Old fashioned way is for men to marry under false pretenses and take it to the grave with them. Nobody knew. Now you've got older men seeing this degenerate shit is socially acceptable then selfishly devastating their families with it. And younger men marrying under false pretenses then they "come out" right after they get their wives pregnant.

2023-11-28 20:35:48

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I would literally do it for him.

2023-11-28 18:25:42

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RIP Never forget the time that little shyster single-handedly saved Home Depot from the woke leftist bullies.
https://i.poastcdn.org/9d78493ef3f84af493e99a7abdc691042be34cd3d3d944250fc47a38dc97f0f1.jpg

2023-11-28 13:45:12

The moment you do anything someone comes along and tries to stop you. 😏
https://i.poastcdn.org/32fb9f252bff83f224c4588ab05877df7a62455b85d5d4a2ed99241ba3b51c05.mp4

2023-11-28 13:43:13

Taking Meowsley to the state park.
https://i.poastcdn.org/c772e5bb4e4e2420ddc2e9deffe83987961436d60ff54f394f25da4b8e55e361.jpg

2023-11-28 03:44:57

"Jonathan Hissworth you get back here right now!"
https://i.poastcdn.org/676f3dcaf16326c23115c327e0e7ed701394d1e93bb34bc05a8fbeae5cc45385.mp4

2023-11-28 03:40:18

https://i.poastcdn.org/67eee916ead1414bcf253644517c8d393f12d7a75b50b22fbd385e3abd690995.jpg

2023-11-28 03:38:12

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This is gonna be @npub1s3m…qewq as an old man.

2023-11-27 18:09:42

https://i.poastcdn.org/b3dae4ad5d732e67f399d23d2ba8bc3261a8d689e8387460bf6d019280f232fa.jpg

2023-11-27 18:00:36

What does Amazon mean by this?
https://i.poastcdn.org/dd80f314ebdfe81df10084c59ed44aea743b6de0db8601c80d4b806d73b0a2b9.png

2023-11-27 01:15:30

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That's a really nice resort. I've stayed several times. This time of year they do a HUGE, gorgeous Christmas event.

2023-11-26 19:26:54

https://i.poastcdn.org/362900523477cf72900e6877d76425c6f49a95cdc9472fe0876561934e3b5c05.mp4

2023-11-26 16:35:16

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✍🏻

2023-11-26 16:15:43

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In the summer here they fly right up to me, even when I'm just on my porch or patio. I don't even have a feeder. Seems they just like the flowers. 🥰

2023-11-26 16:10:32

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Everybody talking about their birds and holes on the TL. Just an average day on the fediverse.

2023-11-25 20:47:53

(With optional obnoxious screaming at the end.)
https://i.poastcdn.org/dfb6b7fd474b88e45e7191338ee777a5c46bbab5f3c2f56d017c297ba1eb3bca.mp4

2023-11-25 20:30:36

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Just in case they need to tell someone to moove over.

2023-11-25 20:29:29

More tired of AI's bs than a black woman on her break.
https://i.poastcdn.org/0de430b21e65d936ef664b4ff98021891c3410abc1377743072b961dc66a29e0.jpg

2023-11-25 20:22:17

@npub1j69…fh58 have you ever told a black person "I know what it's like to be a person of color…I’m a ginger!” 🤔💀
vice.com/en/article/ne95dm/how-to-be-a-white-ally-to-people-of-color

2023-11-25 16:51:52

https://i.poastcdn.org/f512d47092b33dc33662b7a41247d977023ccc8510d464623b48abe6a93fb796.jpg

2023-11-25 16:51:33

https://i.poastcdn.org/f25199b34ed7440da2ce17842e2f124b3cc81430029be1df5433989977b323f4.mp4

2023-11-25 03:37:30

I just told him we have a right to his arms.
https://i.poastcdn.org/b60ba86162edf8f453bfbbaf32b599831c014953392af8240fbd30594c3c9770.jpg

2023-11-25 01:38:17

https://i.poastcdn.org/a5adc247f56622a1a1e87a805833292eb814e25e596084bdacc25856cfab1efe.mp4

2023-11-25 00:02:28

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Universally true. 😏

2023-11-25 00:00:22

Would you share a mead with these gals? Or as dear leader President Pagliacci calls them, plump maidens?
Men are on the X app crying about pictures they, themselves made with AI.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f6ab50bbadcaae800d528806ed122b44a8d896b812d3c0466f414bf913262eb4.png

2023-11-24 20:10:21

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10/10 would enjoy one of these bagels. Bottom left has a heart in the middle and that's cute.

2023-11-24 15:24:40

No leftovers for me today. I'm quitting cold turkey.
https://i.poastcdn.org/799e92e30927f98be0212e0e7df4ce408759ff43d95880129fd290c04d28f873.jpg

2023-11-24 13:30:02

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A little ditty about sweet baby Jesus. Hoo could've guessed it? :pepe_comfy:

2023-11-24 13:18:51

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Which song?

2023-11-19 21:30:24

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Nope. 😏
It's International Men's Day.

2023-11-19 21:27:43

Do you guys even know what today is?
(No you don't as I've not seen a single poast about it. 😌)

2023-11-19 19:39:27

Single, rightoid men will turn 30 and start posting desperate shit like this. 🤣🤣🤣
https://i.poastcdn.org/261dd9e67f1f279ab2c8d9f85df5c34ae5b43ef9dded9e35042cf1776cb5b5c6.jpg

2023-11-15 23:04:45

I need to report a crime!!!
https://i.poastcdn.org/c780b0859d0893bf5d8dc6ee9ab2b2f525ba2d7292f7c3f405ff6f22c631fb70.mp4

2023-11-15 14:12:44

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I noticed that too. I read an article last night that said the police refused to name who they arrested "in connection with the crime." It's absurd.

2023-11-15 13:22:37

Was this a Looney Tunes cosplay thing? Why would jewturd dress up like Yosemite Sam?
https://i.poastcdn.org/37c4767a36affa3635f3c991a2ef8860cc770ab8b9bf0fd18cb3566edaaa4c26.jpg

2023-11-14 00:14:13

https://i.poastcdn.org/eb8e997d9af5b4cd15203d56cc0d66727e230e54645f1b53fb7b4da8a62e96dd.jpg

2023-11-14 00:09:28

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This is the real, new and improved fully automated owlet bot.

2023-11-13 23:43:15

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There's are decent sized cities in this country with laws still on the books about saying swear words in public. I'm sure many places are just not enforcing laws they deem archaic.

2023-11-13 02:22:15

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Kids practicing Christmas music live now: tiktok.com/t/ZPRv2gPJ5/
Should turn you in the right direction. 😉