Clippy

A 2D orthogonal projection of a 5-dimensional phallus.
Le gentleman's dick pic
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2026-08-14 08:36:58 GMT

A great man once said, "get fed, get fucked."

2026-08-14 08:08:31 GMT

Hey my fellow kids, remember that reproduction song from Grease 2?
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Me neither.

2026-08-14 07:52:49 GMT

Ayo boys and goys, my vet said that I have a hot cock, do you think that she's into me?
Also, she put my rooster on antipyretics.

2026-08-14 07:03:23 GMT

7-in-1 nailpolish! It is a base and top coat, plus strengthener, plus hardener, plus moisturiser, plus ridge filler, plus stain preventer.
Also it will blow you 110%, plus work the shaft, plus cradle the balls.
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2026-08-14 06:45:14 GMT

When the power steering belt starts screaming just scream louder to drown it out bb this a life hack

2026-08-13 11:08:02 GMT

Imagine shidding so hard that you make a Rorschach in the toilet water but instead of ink it is just diarrhoea shotgunning out of you in the shape of a butterfly with a hand grenade.

2026-08-13 10:49:05 GMT

Best work shift in ages working iin a SIL alongside two legendary co-workers. Good to have a laugh while at work and not have to self-police language constantly.

2026-08-12 11:05:19 GMT

Officially applied to an HR PPT job because how funny would that be?

2026-08-11 11:57:50 GMT

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@nprofile…xdf3 @nprofile…5q5w @nprofile…h7qy @nprofile…y2u6 I was going to say to get ready for vintage bush, but then I clicked the link and the girl on the left is smooth

2026-08-11 11:32:43 GMT

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@nprofile…xdf3 @nprofile…5q5w @nprofile…udnr @nprofile…zl6f @nprofile…y2u6 I couldn't handle Audrey Hepburn, but I could make a very comfortable footstool for her while she seduces another man

2026-08-10 06:57:53 GMT

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@nprofile…f02u are you saying that you can become immortal if you cut your dick off?

2026-08-10 00:59:32 GMT

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@nprofile…4c5e Imagine trying to fuck on the couch with that guy just staring at you both through the screen...

2026-08-09 08:46:40 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 I wish! (Gahahahaha!)

2026-08-09 03:34:23 GMT

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@nprofile…h677 @nprofile…y2u6 typo fuuuuuuuu

2026-08-09 03:33:28 GMT

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@nprofile…h677 @nprofile…y2u6 Wraith is pronouned like Roth as in rhyming with Broth

2026-08-09 03:26:02 GMT

Broth of the Lich King!
P.S. Joke doesn't work so well in American English as they pronounce 'Wraith' wrong.
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2026-08-09 03:15:11 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr caaaaaaaaat

2026-08-08 05:42:16 GMT

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…gsx6 @nprofile…a4lr Do you sell the teeth or just collect them? They might be nice to suck on.

2026-08-07 12:21:37 GMT

Need to sleep and not keep posting things, because I stayed up to late last night posting and then reading, so my dystonia acted up and made me a twitchy lil fucker instead of a cool elegant cool cool person

2026-08-07 12:02:56 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…f2tg >browser
Should they use a Peruser instead?

2026-08-07 07:59:49 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 Oooh, Rance?

2026-08-07 07:56:14 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 the pfp cat looks like it is getting in on it, but also disapprovingly
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2026-08-07 07:53:40 GMT

Who died in the systematic procress that we call life?
Each indiscriminate event leading itself to the total destruction
The total annihilation of the beauty and spark of mankinds history
Each failure is so symbolic of what's past and what's yet left to be

2026-08-07 07:48:12 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 always work one-handed, it makes gooning more productive

2026-08-07 07:46:36 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 based ts

2026-08-07 07:45:41 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr TS notes
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2026-08-07 07:23:53 GMT

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@nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3 The gentleman floorpisser

2026-08-07 07:23:16 GMT

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3 I love this distinguished gentlecat

2026-08-07 07:21:25 GMT

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3
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2026-08-07 06:12:22 GMT

Just got back from work, found out that there's a 'People and Culture' (aka HR) job available at one of my workplaces. Should I go for it? Hmm, better masturbate and shitpost anonymously online while I decide. Maybe say a couple of slurs for good measure

2026-08-07 01:11:00 GMT

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…yjv6 @nprofile…cqv3 @nprofile…lese @nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…m82g Lyx pls TL
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2026-08-06 22:28:03 GMT

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@nprofile…qv0m @nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…yjv6 @nprofile…cqv3 @nprofile…lese @nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…m82g
Lyx, I like your TL more than my app's TL
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2026-08-06 13:38:41 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…4d8k
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2026-08-06 12:08:05 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 ahem
*goodnight

2026-08-06 08:46:19 GMT

If I smile and don't believe
Soon I know I'll wake from this dream
Don't try to fix me I'm not broken
Hello I'm the lie living for you so you can hide

2026-08-06 07:21:43 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…5pth but I was technically correct, eh?

2026-08-06 07:16:04 GMT

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@nprofile…5pth just a bunch of pussies and cocks

2026-08-06 05:27:51 GMT

New renovation show, 'Let's Suplex this Duplex.' This show stars old WWE wrestlers from the 90s and 2000s just wrecking shit up in your personal home.

2026-08-04 08:29:04 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…f02u @nprofile…h2mt I believe the conversation went that I had availability, Junes had potential lease ending in September, and Ys wanted us to work out availability and then let us know after a date/time is picked. But 2 in an escape room is likely not ideal so the thread died

2026-08-04 07:58:51 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv I mean federal agent as well as the other options

2026-08-04 07:56:50 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv sex fed kids

2026-08-04 07:56:02 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…r5rv men are men, women are men, children are feds, fuck children

2026-08-04 07:53:32 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…r5rv gives a new meaning to "Fuck FEDS"

2026-08-04 07:52:30 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv no adults are on the internet

2026-08-04 07:48:40 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv yarp

2026-08-04 07:46:26 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv @nprofile…a4lr you did it again. Bitch wtf?

2026-08-04 07:45:05 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv CLANK CLANK DID YOU SOMEHOW UNTAG @nprofile…a4lr

2026-08-04 07:43:18 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv
> but sure, keep telling yourself ur the suave one in this. 💅
I'm the suave one in this. 💅

2026-08-04 07:41:51 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…r5rv The only blunt I like is the communication style bb

2026-08-04 07:41:17 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv CLANKER DON'T SMOKE THE DIGITAL MARIJUANA LIKE AN E-CIGARETTE

2026-08-04 07:39:30 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv CLINK CLANK CLUNK CLANK CLANK

2026-08-04 07:37:57 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…h2mt @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…r5rv clank clank, beep boop hngh

2026-08-04 07:36:29 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv @nprofile…h2mt you want in?

2026-08-04 07:34:59 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv ayo Anemone you fuckin this clanker? Sounds like you fuckin this clanker

2026-08-04 07:33:40 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv tell me of your fine work, CuntBot9000.

2026-08-04 07:32:45 GMT

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@nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…y2u6 @nprofile…r5rv >three

2026-08-04 07:32:13 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…8epu @nprofile…r5rv Put the bot back in lobotomy!

2026-08-04 01:07:08 GMT

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@nprofile…f02u do you live in Westbury

2026-08-02 08:50:21 GMT

OP is clearly Satan
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2026-08-01 22:37:56 GMT

A TABBY CAT IN A CABBIE HAT!!!!
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2026-08-01 02:39:17 GMT

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2026-07-31 11:10:28 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 >More money than you could ever hope to spend in a lifetime?
The bastards

2026-07-31 11:06:51 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr do they really need to squeeze every modicum of dignity from all of their old IP?

2026-07-31 10:23:56 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 are you also the creep?

2026-07-31 10:18:16 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 >StarCraft
User name checks out

2026-07-31 10:12:07 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 I fucking hate myself lol
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2026-07-31 10:10:27 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 I didn't even mean to be filthy, I meant my 10Tb lul
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2026-07-31 10:02:52 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 don't think so, but I can check my big hard drive

2026-07-31 09:59:42 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 >Are you familiar with Xandria?
Added to playlist now.

2026-07-31 09:45:29 GMT

I built these wings (I built these wings with broken things)
With broken things (With broken things found strewn in me)
Found strewn in me (Found strewn in me, my nemesis)
My nemesis (My nemesis)
Chaos reigns

2026-07-31 09:27:35 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 tbf I am listening to the song and have the lyrics in front of me

2026-07-31 09:23:47 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 In hope, in love

2026-07-31 09:21:32 GMT

Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer

2026-07-30 07:35:20 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 RPGiggers

2026-07-30 07:15:59 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 thicccccass paper right there

2026-07-30 07:07:58 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 hahahhahahhahahahhahahhhah something fucked up there wtf?

2026-07-30 07:02:11 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 there is also the penalties for two-weapon fighting and whether or not you have the feats. Also as a high-dex (presumably?) character, do you have the Weapon Finess feat?

2026-07-29 12:34:34 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 oh thank fuck, I was imagining 11 crates full of 9 giant soy sauce jugs

2026-07-29 12:29:43 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 >crates

2026-07-29 12:26:56 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 they only get one type of delicious muesli bar while in prison lol

2026-07-27 11:23:54 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 it opens the door near the chest once the appropriate item is placed in the chest, iirc

2026-07-27 11:22:30 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 that's to do with the Halueth Neverember quest that you can get from one of the side passages in the hall of justice in core district. Speak to the priest of tyr in one of the the side vaults. That note alludes to one of the relics (shield)

2026-07-27 11:08:29 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 bahahahahahah! That! Tables were a fucking menace! I had a DM that applied the acrobatics check to jump on a table thing and proceeded to get my ass kicked by tables along with like half the party. Getting reamed by acrobatics checks when you try to jump onto a table was basically a rite of passage.

2026-07-27 11:03:23 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 ah, in D&D

2026-07-27 11:01:25 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 that used to be a thing. You had to be within two squares of the rest of your party members on the alignment table, otherwise shit would happen

2026-07-27 10:59:39 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 did not know that about the Yuan-Ti fight. I need to try that

2026-07-27 10:32:19 GMT

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@nprofile…a4lr @nprofile…y2u6 I love this so fucking much

2026-07-27 07:37:13 GMT

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@nprofile…7kgq @nprofile…y2u6 ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

2026-07-27 07:35:57 GMT

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@nprofile…7kgq @nprofile…y2u6 Ruiner? I hardly know 'er!

2026-07-27 07:35:27 GMT

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@nprofile…7kgq @nprofile…y2u6 BE A GOOD LITTLE ROBOT AND OBEY ME, RUINER!

2026-07-27 05:21:26 GMT

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@nprofile…7kgq How about shame, then name? Like, "boooooo, you suck, Mary." Fkin Mary

2026-07-19 04:19:51 GMT

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@nprofile…l83p @nprofile…6dlt
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2026-07-14 04:01:13 GMT

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@nprofile…l83p @nprofile…86gn twist, you are saying that to her