RotisserieBastard
Rotisserie Bastard
Creator of the npub1r5awk8fq8hyakd4fwy0w7gn5znx0f8ursve80dsk6pfw3yluutls8tr22v project. Host of The Sunday Bitcoiner Podcast. Chief Keef Sosa is the best artist. Bitcoin is the best money
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Last Notes npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard 🤣 I'm playing devils advocate but I didn't expect this response. I figured you didn't know what it was. I didn't until a couple of months back. But I thought you'd look it up out of genuine curiosity. I was curious. Curious to know if you thought that it might explain what you're observing. So you're running an experiment without curiosity. You had your mind made up before even running the experiment. Your name is corndalorian which means you must like star wars at a certain point. I'm guessing you heard the quote "only a sith deals in absolutes"... https://blossom.primal.net/e94106a4b4114ce59a555c92751484366da462a2930cc32078f60d00db151d6a.gif npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard What do you think of goodharts law? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Bitcoin conference data breach incoming npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Maybe. Or a symptom of it being bad 😂 npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Mine makes no money so good ain't a byproduct. It ain't even a product 🗿 npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard From the greatest show humanity ever created https://blossom.primal.net/e02b37eba210577aef0320397916949deee063bb3fa2c98978b744ee9ae4adc1.gif npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I mean... If there ever was an economic incentive to go outside and touch grass.... npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I really like this. But I'm scared about the ledger app.... You still need to trust ledger in a way... I guess I don't know enough about ledger apps and how auditable and accessible they are, and the incentive model for ledger to keep those apps available for their devices. #nevent1q…uxg6 npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard #asknostr. Anyone have any fun ideas of other software you can flash on a coldcard? Might as well repurpose the useless brick... Doesn't have to be Bitcoin related. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard These clowns. The more time passes the more I'm certain they're covering their asses and they're 100% in on it. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard At this point I'm scared they just know they can't be blamed or sued for their shitty incompetence. I hope that somewhere in their terms of service isn't a disclosure like: "were not responsible for your funds" When their whole product is about securing your funds and it failed at the one FUCKING thing it was supposed to do. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard No it's not a funding based project. It's virtue signaling in the hopes of getting more money out of people who actually made it out intact from the cold card scam Give them your sats then my guy. I can't stand any virtue signaling but that's just my PTSD. There's no nobility in defense work. People do it because it's necessary because the alternative is chaos. Virtue signaling and posting how much you're doing is scammy as hell. And it's maddening people like you are falling for it. "We're the red team and we're here to help" https://blossom.primal.net/f4d50b82577540e33eb3a4adb14906204038e8d01500a7c371478d9b84b8e130.gif npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Maybe. But did the black hats virtue signal they're gonna start attacking everything? Real G's move in silence like lasagna. Don't interpret my attempt at a joke as a favorable view of black hats. Rather, see it as a critique of the virtue signaling the so-called "white hackers" have been doing. "Hey everyone look at us we're gonna do the right thing. Now give us money" Boi if you don't FOH https://blossom.primal.net/df632166c2f66f53dc678a842d7ee14d4331d5c37937d294cf3674712965f792.gif npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Bruh. I can't argue against your absolutism. It's a Schrodinger's cat debate at this stage. The red team is saying we looked inside the box and the cat is alive. This prompts everyone to go look inside the box. What you are saying is like saying "That's okay because the cat was always alive and there's no harm in going to look and validate that the red team is right". What I am saying is: "stop promoting people to go look inside the box because you don't know WHO will go look and end up taking the cat's life in the process." npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Anti-BIP-110? What is that? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I would argue that it does. It shifts from "is there a needle in the haystack?" To: "there is one.... In EACH haystack". Basically putting them in active search mode. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard @nprofile…afdc No one ever said you disclosed which projects you scan. @nprofile…za9h was simply saying to stop signaling that you're finding critical vulns because this can act as an incentive for ill-intended hackers. You're basically putting extra pressure on the red team by saying "we've found bugs". npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Idk how to respond to this. I'm too autistic. Felt appropriate to tag you since I thought I saw you call out how many critical vulns you've discovered with the red team. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard @nprofile…969u food for thought my guy npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Fair point. Though to be fair to Matt. Idk. I think he trusted too much, but I don't think he intentionally missed. From what I saw in the clip, I don't think that's the mentality of a Bitcoiner, but it's also not the mentality of an intentional deceiver. You shouldn't just blindly recommend whatever the manufacturer tells you to say just to remain in his good graces. I think it was stupid to take NVK's request at face value. He should've pushed back or asked more questions. And should've been transparent from the get go. That could've ensured the big was caught sooner. But it's easy to fall in a kumbaya trap when number goes up and you think you're all in it together. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard So does this exonerate the other coinkite founder? Asking questions. Because if they tried to fix it then he wouldn't have exploited it. Unless this tranny knew that the fix they applied might appease most while he could still bide time to begin exploiting the fuck out of it... npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Bruh... Wen does it en npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Mam i can't stop laughing at the memes you post. Hope your coins were ok npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Omfg #nevent1q…sy4z npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Is it me or both didn't seem to provide a detailed explanation of what is going on with lightning? Aside from "accelerated AI attacks". npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Good luck. Hope you weren't affected npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard #asknostr are there any reports of cc with 50 dice rolls reporting funds being stolen? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard https://blossom.primal.net/4a9564d31180eaf2d963a474cbbe75389e7afc8d24c5eafae539eb325fa55d5d.jpg npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Wdym "2 password wallet". npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Im not on the bip110 camp (but honestly who TF knows at this point)... But @nprofile…c7dz pointed out something interesting. The possibility of the firmware bricking devices being the intent... They mentioned that the firmware won't fix the issue... So it's not a stretch to assume other intentions. Idk if bricking prevents you from retrieving the manufacturer UID but someone asked this question over on X @nprofile…nt7c npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Idk... BIP-110 supporter? 🤷 npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard This is legit the biggest blow to BTC while I've been around. I can't compare it to 2017 or 2013... But seeing how some OG's are reacting, it must be fucking bad even compared to those moments. Not to mention we are less than a week away from a fucking fork activation. Not to mention @nprofile…250w also found damning evidence that one of the fucks was mining with ocean potentially... I don't know how significant this will end up being. #nevent1q…cnpy npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard @nprofile…fm4n https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/s/tl174zS3OT npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard This is so fucked npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard You're Canadian as fuck. "Douchecanoe" "The beave" 😂 insane. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Exactly the same boat. I'm technically inclined and severely autistic and recognize the dilemma I'm in. To the point I'm debating to fucking learn code npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Not saying he does. Trying to understand the best path forward Is the most secure option is no longer secure... What alternatives are there npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard #asknostr If coldcards are being targeted, does it mean they will never be safe? Say I wanted to buy a mk4 or Mk5 and use 100+ dice rolls... Is there still a risk of another bug being discovered with the hotfix? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard This is the bleakest I've felt about Bitcoin in a while. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard How accurate can this be? How verifiable is this claim and how reputable is this dude? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Do you think exchanges are more prudent than hot wallets? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Yes npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Bro if you have a cold card and didn't use dice rolls move the funds ASAP If you have less than 50 dice rolls move the funds. Less than 100 move the funds. And even then... npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I guess... You're a software dev. How can non software devs safely audit the code. AI isn't an option. AI audited the codebase and found nothing wrong... So ite means that suddenly, to many people's points, self sovereignty has just become exponentially more difficult. Rolling a dice isn't difficult. What's difficult for plebs & normies to understand is why spend 45-60 mins rolling dice when they can just sleep at night knowing their banks protect them. I'm playing devil's advocate here... But it's a huge blow to the industry as many people pointed out. The issue here is that the convenience vs security/freedom debate took a huge step back. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I just read on their blog they might push one last firmware update if it doesn't carry the risk of bricking most Mk3 devices. https://blossom.primal.net/6683e426ffeb582c3efb54ea032abcf674a80f84aee71b82b047cad3d0898151.png npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard is there a sufficient number of dice rolls that act as a threshold above which finds are considerably safer? npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard We get it bro you vape. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Went to a steak n shake recently and they told me they didn't accept Bitcoin. Tf npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard You need to teach us your ways. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard If you could ban someone on Nostr you'd be on the chopping block rn npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I remember when chief keef used to perform save me at a show and barely anyone would dance. https://youtube.com/shorts/33eOee-FGJI This is a 🥹 moment for me. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard https://blossom.primal.net/f1faa9cf9034a1de982b2d14c4d5a0df550f30287afdc43d262ad5dfeaa8b9ad.gif npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I keep coming back to this one https://on.soundcloud.com/AaHLtwdpqDjIH6gTqv Absolute madness npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I don't think people understand this era: https://on.soundcloud.com/ugvjG09CVogv5D8Dw0 This added years to my lifespan. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard One of the best feelings in life is passing the fuck out in an airplane with your headphones listening to your music Only to be woken up by a random banger you'd never heard before. You wake up confused as fuck but enjoying every moment of it. This the one that woke me up: https://open.spotify.com/track/7eqHFQDYEGMNogmSwonibj npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I can't tell if the interviewer is laughing because he agrees or if it's because he thinks professor Jiang is an idiot. But that laughter resonated with me for the latter reason. I originally thought this guy's interesting and I wondered how he came to the conclusion that Bitcoin ain't it....until I saw this clip. Damn. Every day that passes I'm more and more convinced we found something incredible and we're just waiting for the world to catch up. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard This shit is so stupid. But it got me gone 🤣💀 https://youtube.com/shorts/mzARwkTf0J4 npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I heard they do have waves but it's rare... Apparently if you zap them the equivalent of 2 million dollars, you might not get any waves. But if you zap them less than that, you might get some rad waves my guy. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Honestly if this were me and I'd not know about this space mission I'd be shitting bricks. #nevent1q…mugq npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I mean.... npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I did a student exchange program a couple of years back. I studied in Switzerland. Winter of 2018 to be specific. While Chief keef is and always will be my favorite artist of all time, I gotta recognize NBA Youngboy. This man went on an absolute generational run. This song made my 2018 summer: https://youtu.be/9KN8YsHYCBM Instrumental is flawless and incredibly hypnotizing. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I switched recently. Android feels more techy & nerdy. The ability to side load apps is awesome. Apple is just convenient. Most of my friends are on iMessage and my group chats don't work anymore. Even with RCS, the support varies greatly. Also, I've been pondering about a 2 device setup. An iPhone for the convenience shit with minimal pii on there and a pixel with more Bitcoin, nostr & other geeky apps. I know many people here use grapheneOS but I still like the pixel experience. And the camera software is just too good. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I've never been more hopeful for a nba street vol 4. https://open.spotify.com/track/3wt9q4iqYtI28WJlZPwgZM npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Will follow for the memes 🫡 But will zap if you drop the Chinese for beginners and begging for mercy files somewhere. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Are you willing to share? Lol. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Humans are flawed and they make mistakes. I don't like to point fingers. I thought trump was going to be good for the country also. And here I am realizing that that was a misconception. And I was wrong. Maybe hodl also thinks he's wrong. Doesn't change the fact that we don't think we're right about Bitcoin and the power for peace a stable money has. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard The art of neutrality is lost. How do you know the crime isn't part of a long line of retaliation. And you hop l into the mix willingly. Rule no.1 I was taught in taekwondo is to avoid conflict. I didn't get far in taekwondo but the principle stuck with me. I'm not an officer of justice. And I don't want to be. I'm just a fan of peace & collaboration. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Ok then I have no beef with it. You probably don't care. But I actually admire a lot of your takes. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I will assume you are keeping a neutral tone. Because if you aren't, I think you lost the plot as a bitcoiner. And as a father. I'm not hating. You do you. But fuck war. I am all for getting guns for protection. Not for imposing my will on others. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Big cope imo. The jump to 1m ain't happening this year. Too big a leap npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard It's actually the most common trait I noticed in people. We're incredibly naive and gullible for lies, but incredibly skeptic for truths. npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I need to try this. Getting obsidian to sync between my different platforms has been no fun. FOSS Ross ftw #naddr1qp…zuvp npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Saving this as a reminder for myself. Re-posts on nostr work better for me than bookmarks. #nevent1q…7ejc npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Art speaks to people here's what I see: 1. "My brain is fried" 2. "The odds are stacked against me" npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I laughed out loud. I love this community 🤣 #nevent1q…fujf npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard CASE IN FUCKING POINT. CHIEF KEEF IS THE GOAT. https://image.nostr.build/3c30b65b2c814ceda2370022ed70e648a9ba22bad43d01a4f68ee1922b23fcb7.jpg npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard It worked for me a couple of minutes ago npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard I wish I had this level of aura https://image.nostr.build/ca451ef7d31cf66f5a790c329333c16c07247f89c8ecedd16ccb60752c9573e8.jpg npub1xjyk7v377r5gmvmuckr52yn3f88s70jeczf5dgpz7vasd40swcjstp2kdj RotisserieBastard Why tf is he wearing glasses? 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