a flower most sour, blooming black bitter blossoms - a toxic tea made of me. take a lick flick my switch which witch is this with the bitch's snitch-stitches? unzip my britches and slip 'twixt your lips oh! how bitter! there's blood on the tip snip! snip!
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Last Notes npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1xtl…352u this https://cannibal.cafe/media/babfc654d04a427523f5a4fcd11bc6f7852f39ca1689e049ff9652fff93f3cc2.png https://cannibal.cafe/media/9148a3222f5fc4837bde61c0198d403bfbd9f214e071c781228dd13b08078089.png npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub15wf…r4sh pee-toh toob npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub14s2…0qgv youve gotten older, the supermarket has updated music, but also your taste in music has deteriorated bc they still dont play great music, its just tolerable now. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub16fs…xw8z i count only 99¢ there, presuming the final cent is appropriated by the Camels Inside America for the propogation of drugs npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1x70…cxkp if you can still identify it as a sandwich, you havent used enough cheese npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc @npub158s…2gcr degen getting some bussy finally npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub107w…9n4a theyve been doing that for years its not very accurate npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1fr8…lmwg all ducks are cute, ugly gucklings are a myth created by cuckoldry and elitist swan sluts npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub15wf…r4sh you gotta go for the tour bus isekai-initiator https://cannibal.cafe/media/5ff54e3194f37bcc7eef0454a565e63ed45e66c2d00951603bd15f03095e8e98.jpg npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub1m6p…5lnt @npub109x…wvvl @npub1pnp…52zw @npub14y6…errt dont need sugar when espresso though. taste pure bitterness to match your soul while it spites you back to a semblance of functional life. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1jm4…83x3 @npub1m6p…5lnt @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub109x…wvvl @npub1pnp…52zw @npub14y6…errt mediocre coffee served by pretentious atmosphere and miserable and/or stupid peopleat extreme prices.... ...vs going to Dunkin for a cheap mediocre coffee served by unpretentious losers who are legitimately grateful when you tell them to keep the change. America runs on Dunkin. Starcucks was a fad all along, just like the k-cup shit. Except the k-cups at least have practical use in an office environment, or at home with extremely lazy people who dont care about low quality coffee. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub15c7…suze ok but what about the tentacled aliens that drop on your head and pop out eyeballs with their needle sucker things? npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub15c7…suze > half face respirator bro your eyes are gonna get toxic metal shards and dust in them npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom why the fuck do mostr.pub accounts all have massive giberish hash names that's going to make every thread illegible and trying to tag people outside of replies impractical. also all three users ive seen so far on that instance sound like bots so the hash names are even more sus npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv everybody, even straight beefy men, should grow tiddies. tiddies is good. anybody who says they dont want tiddies is a liar or whatever alien species zuckerberg is. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1sa2…jgrv @npub1fr8…lmwg only a fool would regret tiddies npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv better npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub158s…2gcr @npub1y9k…k4gd @npub1at4…us9r the rules explicitly state that "there are no girls on the internet" npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1fr8…lmwg @npub1sa2…jgrv i call bs, no way terry's tits are that small npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub107w…9n4a @npub120n…nr5j @npub14z0…633a "jacked in" is slang, but only in scifi fiction. and it usually refers to cybernetic stuff where you are physically plugged into a computer or terminal or robot npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1vwr…fnzd https://youtu.be/nZKtrbnqqNc?feature=shared npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1vwr…fnzd https://cannibal.cafe/media/47d784fae783057472a28c7e74570651c16898f6c3c241804b5484dd1856235d.png npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1vwr…fnzd 35.6F is pretty problematic if you feel feverish like that, doublecheck the presence and functionality of your digits. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1at4…us9r i mean... it's been called "NN" modeling for technically "non-nude" content for decades at least... all that does is add "CSEM" broadly to a wide category of material that zigzags over the lines of "exploitative" and "sexual enough to be considered softcore pornography". it's an applicable term IF it gets applied properly to material that is actually sexually exploitative, not to artistic or safe material that some people find attractive enough to fap to... or to non-exploitative sexual material. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc no more infinite nig-posting? just gonna give up the world record on fedi? npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc was not expecting socialist bimbo propaganda on etsy today https://cannibal.cafe/media/5f08f8e655f32aaefc6baed091b3731afbed7c55150c7fca6bc1ee545e82b4f9.png npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc :nice_eyes: 🚬 https://cannibal.cafe/media/ab3a5cfd95903e7194d19d029d8b99a0092cb176e1d577f8ce16e0d3a7cb0095.png npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc in which case there's definitely something wrong with their audience, GitS is divine npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc make 'em watch Akira instead. that'll hook 'em. or.... Appleseed (i think that was the right one). And Ghost in the Shell. literally fucking anything by Ghibli. so many options. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc @npub1s2z…prac that's what it's supposed to do, but really it's just another money sink. you pay a not-negligible fee out of every paycheck you get, on the off-chance you maybe need to use the insurance; the main purpose is to cut down own out-of-pocket medical costs for seeing a doctor or emergency medical treatment or to lower the cost of prescription drugs you need. what actually happens when you need to use it, though, is that the insurance company claws its way over the fine print to avoid actually paying out for any of the services it exists to cover, and some insurance companies are shitty enough to lie to your face and completely deny you anything (this is specifically prevalent when it comes to vehicle insurance policies). they're literally just another sort of bank. they take your money, give a certain allowance for overdrafting it to pay for stuff you need, but unlike a regular bank you have to fight tooth and nail to actually get your money back. for mild, normal cases, it's cheap enough you can ignore it and then just pay your co-pays at the doc's office and feel justified that you spent under fifty dollars total for it all instead of five hundred. because that's how high the cost is for anybody who doesn't have insurance. the entire concept of insurance is... necessary, simply because of capitalistic practices that allow necessities andemergency care reach unreasonable, astronomically high prices. if we kicked big pharma's ass and forced hospitals to be state-funded and not allowed to be privatized for-profit corruption pits, there'd be no motivation to pay for insurance. originally, i believe, insurance came out as life insurance only - which was a reasonable thing where you paid a small fee, and if you got seriously hurt or died on the job - and thus left your family bereft of any income source, since this was back when it was basically just the men working - it would give them enough to get by on in your absence. in a communist system, or anything where the taxes everyone pays actually feeds into a viable support network for people who need it, we wouldn't need insurance at all outside of personal, private collections of high-value items, and the transportation or storage of high value items. as it stands in america, everything is so fucked up that it's actually illegal to NOT be paying into a minimum-coverage form of insurance. npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1asx…e9gc i'm a what now??? https://cannibal.cafe/media/77e4be8225c46c7f872f1bcfb22cf542219e107834cd6773f65b00a14ba53011.png npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c not VIII this was relatively recent vaguely remember a buncha high schoolers or something fighting monsters in/around an academy, you controlled the whole class npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c i havent actually seen it anywhere to pirate not really a priority anyway, too many other games to churn through i had the same issue with that ff game where you''re some school class? dont remember what it was but it was so laggy i couldn't appreciate anything long enough to figure out if the game was even decent npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c i could never finish xiii because i bought it on pc and the pc at the time couldn't run it lost that steam account and im not dropping that much money again for it though my current computer should have no problems running it npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub12d4…erfl @npub1t6s…ad0c as far as the "after VI" goes, stick with VII, VIII, IX, X (just X, not the weird little fanservice sequel), XII (far more based that it seemed at the time, just ignore the fact that Vaahn exists), XIII is a bit too railroady but looks fucking beautiful npub1xlqrecdgl4ah4a057qywwf0kpnnd67g96lg3z0p7zvks9wlpcusqph2k7w bitchybloom @npub1hw7…3w5a @npub1y9k…k4gd im just pirating a game i bought and complaining that the evil elf sorceresses aren't totally naked will be ingesting *some* alcohol at some point later today, not sure if im going to be calm and just drink my cider or if I wanna start chugging vodka. depending on how this goes, i might start drunkpedo posting or i might just fall asleep