American dissident, satirist, and expert human. I may be bombastic with my words at times, but none of it should be taken literally. Sometimes you need to blow off a little steam.
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Last Notes npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Fact: npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie My boss just asked me if she thought AI would take our jobs. (Finance.) npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Responding to every annoying God-botherer with "Weren't you supposed to be raptured or something" npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie It took two months after buying a used ThinkPad for $400 for me to discover that it has a touchscreen. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie kash patel is like if cocaine was a personality type npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie prius in the front npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Imagine being triggered at someone saying "Death to America." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Brazil is mandating that all operating systems have age verification within two weeks. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie He was the Donald Trump of HIS time and even he got it. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…zpa3 I hear Trump is raising our allotment of chocolate. Doubleplusgood! npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie lol someone threatened to "report me to mossad" this morning npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Cartoon from 2002. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie If America gets attacked again, we will absolutely deserve it. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Cuban-Americans in Florida, expecting they're going to get their family plantations back if America invades, are going to be in for the rudest awakening. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Weird how the two nations most involved with Jeffrey Epstein are eager to start a war to distract from him. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Breaking my silence with my ICE supporting relative by 'congratulating' him on his "America First Peace President" kicking off World War 3 for Israel. Also reminding him not to let his son dodge Selective Service when he turns 18, like his dad did - especially since 1) It's the Law and 2) his son's dad is now (arguably) Law Enforcement. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…nmr0 I remember when Joe Biden took his turn to humiliate Anita Hill during Clarence Thomas's nomination hearing. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie You scream npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Billionaires aren't coughing up enough blood, and that's a problem. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…35kv npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Remember: There's a reason why your favorite mainstream website or app has blocked access using VPNs. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie There is no sugarcoated way to say it - if you choose to remain on Windows, you are giving police, ICE, and the FBI open access to your hard drives. You're not doing anything sketchy, so you have nothing to hide? They won't need a reason - the President has branded dissent to be terrorism. Access to your data will just allow them to find something they can wave around after the fact. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I wonder how long it will take before every small business owner in America is paying protection money to keep their businesses from being burned down. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Tears are wiper fluid for the soul. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie "94% of our users don't want us to throw children into the woodchipper. That's why we've built a separate entrance (around the back by the hazmat dumpsters) so you won't having to hear the screams or the whirling blades that power AI innovation. Here at ShredShredSlop, we believe it's all about choices and options" npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The story that's not being told about Iran shutting off the internet is that they managed to jam Starlink access as well, putting the lie to the claim that Elon's satellite internet service was impervious to national censorship or shutdown. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie ICE thugs aren't Americans. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…nmr0 Aztec Death Whistles can be 3D printed and the files are available for download. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I remember when Scott Adams used a Black character in one of his strips - the first and only black character that has ever appeared in any of his strips - just to deliver the line "I identify as white." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie People Magazine is the only one to get the headline right so far. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…la7y I forget that not everyone here is as internet-poisoned as I am. :ablobspin: npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…la7y It's a type of videogame where you try to escape from a large, menacing face that is pursuing you. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…la7y npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…la7y It's sad. I've loved the UK all of my life and wanted to live there for a good part of it. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…la7y *was npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Ilhan Omar was right. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…gfcd npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The word "butthole" will never cease to be a deep well of immature giggle-fodder for me. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie You KNOW Scott Adams would have signed up for ICE but karma had other plans npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Couldn't happen to a more septic gutterpig. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…fu0r npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The number of Gestapo in Germany was 32,000. The population was 70 million. That's one Gestapo for every 2200 citizens. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie BOYCOTT THE UNITED STATES. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Please, as an American I am begging you: If you have plans to visit the US, cancel them. Cancel them, cancel them, cancel them. If the ticket is not refundable, consider it a small loss compared to the potential loss of your freedom. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie You know where you never have to worry about Dynamic Pricing? npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/837/639/264/336/941/original/d815d66ce91f417f.jpg npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Trump did a 9/11 on Venezuela tonight. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Someone should cut that old video of old Bari Weiss describing Trump as a dismantler of moral barriers and an enabler of antisemitism into a 30 second spot and then attempt to buy airtime to run it on CBS. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie It's a good thing Linux runs the Internet, or they'd make it illegal npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie If sitting at a table full of Nazis makes you a Nazi, what does continuing to post on an app that can generate child pornography and is full of pedos make you? npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…g4vn npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/789/851/512/206/248/original/a38e98f942df3862.png npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie "Female Trouble" npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Happy Holidays to you all, and to my two MAGA/ICE relatives: npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I've had no issues with my new roommate so far. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I like my silly little handheld multi-platform game emulators most of all because they have no proprietary software. There is no service I have to sign up for, and no way for it to be bricked remotely. I have multiple operating systems to choose from, all of them at no cost. Can it play recent stuff? No, but why go on and on about preserving retrogaming history if we don't spend time enjoying what we're preserving? npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I place a lot of blame of the current wave of violent, toxic masculinity on the hyperfocus of competitive sports in school while cancelling all funding for arts education. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie "Merry Christmas and friendly reminder that Jesus was a brown, woke, anti-capitalist refugee from the Middle East who had two dads, became a rabbi, wore flowing dresses, ran around with sex workers, preached radical inclusion, railed against income inequality, and was brutally killed by the police." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie All my friends have two channels: npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Jim Beam Distillery was a money-making machine that ran on Woke and didn't even know it. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie GIF is pronounced like the G's in the Dutch word "graag." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…sp74 npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…sp74 npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie when we were kids our dad let us play with mercury we're probably fine npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/770/415/038/385/253/original/16240d1ce5ced783.png npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The Right's definition of "free speech" was always, "I have the right to say what I want, and you have the right to shut up and listen." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie British police determine "Death, Death to the IDF" is not punishable, but "I Support Palestine Action" is terrorism. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Rockin' Around the Sausage Tree npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Happy Sausage (Bacon is Over) npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie All I want for Christmas is one particular obituary, but if you want to fill my stocking with a Heritage Foundation Collapse, sure, I'll gladly accept it. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie More people have probably seen the 60 Minutes segment than would have actually tuned in to the television broadcast, had it been allowed to run. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie CECOT VIDEO npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie 60 MINUTES CECOT EXPOSE VIDEO npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Happy Solstice npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie No, it is not okay for you have to make the financial decision to take an Uber to the ER instead of calling an ambulance ... or decide to "ride it out" because the cost of the ER visit alone would put you in debt for the rest of your life. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Dear Enlisted Servicemembers: npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie US CUSTOMS IS BLOCKING NORMAL PARCELS FROM LEAVING THE COUNTRY, CITING ABSOLUTELY ABSURD REASONS. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…sl5v npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I remember when Israel bombed a hospital and everyone said "ISRAEL BOMBED A HOSPITAL" and Israel screamed "BLOOD LIBEL!" and then proceeded to bomb every single hospital and school in Gaza. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Given the amount of time Bill Gates spent with Jeffrey Epstein and girls of questionable age, the fact that Epstein kept files on everyone he met with, and the fact that Windows now has a "feature" that constantly photographs everything you do and you can't switch it off ... npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie "We know RAM and CPU prices are now unaffordable for poors, so gamers will be glad to know that AI will be gaming for them now." npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I Shot the Tariffs npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie rob reiner is giving charlie kirk some relief from the flames by pissing on his head npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Still not scared of this dogshit regime. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Good morning. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…f6jq npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Feature Suggestion for #Pico8: CRT Simulation npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie You're not fromage here, are you? npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie @nprofile…me8r @nprofile…6auh npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The "alpha males" are feeling threatened by a font. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie People out here being turbostupid with their whole chests while I'm furiously editing a post to remove the apostrophe from "it's", lest anyone think I failed English. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Betty Boop and Goofy both go public domain in 2026 and I anticipate the crossover merch that will result from this with horror. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Samuel L. Jackson deserves a motherfucking Oscar. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Gee, I wonder why the creator of Calibre is so adamant about including AI. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie The Man in the White Castle npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie Good morning! I just got awarded the Arby's Peace Prize and I'm so excited! npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie If you have a 3-D printer, print out little peace prizes and just hand them to everyone. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I'm glad Andy Warhol's dead for the sole reason that I'm certain he would have been an AI evangelist. npub1xlzzqp33xur4dxjzs83h077suh9v05wu2cqe6stc3aqynuyp04asttw6q4 Angie I think any God worth their salt would absolutely choose an empathetic atheist over a sociopathic evangelical.
