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2026-09-15 23:43:08 GMT

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Wow that's intense! I'm glad you're doing much better. You seem like you made a full recovery.
Hospitals are traumatic. There are emotional scars that take time to heal from too. My 10 day old daughter almost died in front of me last year. We spent the next 5 months staying at a Ronald McDonald House and visiting our daughter everyday from 8am-8pm until she recovered. Be kind to yourself ✌️

2026-09-14 01:21:30 GMT

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GN
I just thought the yellow watermelon part was weird / mind-blowing lol

2026-09-11 09:14:35 GMT

GM 🌞
https://blossom.primal.net/64a68d1250c5e18a21b562a9556f0cf44503ea67e60f2ca7095b1107fe211169.jpg

2026-09-10 22:34:44 GMT

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Do you think the perks are worth the annual fee? When I looked at Platinum, it seemed like I was not enough of a jet-setting baller for the math to make sense

2026-09-10 02:29:05 GMT

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Yay from what I can tell

2026-09-10 01:45:17 GMT

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https://youtu.be/a2hBc5Vxziw

2026-09-07 01:27:24 GMT

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That's badass 🫡💪💅

2026-09-07 01:23:45 GMT

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everyone self-custodying in 2026

2026-09-07 01:22:20 GMT

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You might say we're illiquid

2026-09-06 23:03:21 GMT

I have about 4500 Liquid sats stranded in Aqua Wallet lol
I basically considered them shitcoins and only used them when my CLN couldn't complete a transaction
This video is highly appropriate. Liquid catching fire. 💧🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/710719d39c317d629166c49845c234f556f0984763991d36b90c1ad5c449a4f2.mp4

2026-09-06 02:58:40 GMT

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The Google is saying cryptomator is for files in a cloud. I do not like clouds. What say you?

2026-09-06 02:08:43 GMT

Running Sparrow Wallet on Windows and Linux now.
Trying to add redundancy & strengthen my ecosystem for when AI goes completely rogue
Fax 📠📡

2026-09-03 02:43:29 GMT

This is me as a car.
https://blossom.primal.net/de3fd38c3064906440dc4bb81fc891c8d4ed31a4351a9b836f177415644be7d6.jpg
#nevent1q…ezk0

2026-09-02 10:31:05 GMT

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Same. GrapheneOS

2026-08-30 11:15:22 GMT

GM Fam🦆
You were born to Sunday today
https://blossom.primal.net/9f73a50e986e0753b7f10449f284864bc6c5c98e6795991418c9b508557cd310.jpg

2026-08-30 02:35:20 GMT

GN 🌕
https://blossom.primal.net/0000683015e78790488e866886149a49cd4947a909ef09d2fc8e407df71af48e.jpg

2026-08-29 23:31:12 GMT

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How many are in your bum right now, @nprofile…h8ce ?

2026-08-29 03:25:55 GMT

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You know how I know
you're gay?

2026-08-29 03:23:01 GMT

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Your pubes are bleach blonde 🏳️‍🌈

2026-08-29 02:56:40 GMT

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Hell yeah brother! Rock on!

2026-08-29 02:49:47 GMT

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Because your dick tastes like shit.

2026-08-29 02:47:30 GMT

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Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

2026-08-29 02:40:05 GMT

You know how I know
you're gay?

2026-08-29 02:35:18 GMT

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GM! Epic quote! Thanks for sharing, fren!

2026-08-28 18:42:40 GMT

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Do you think Monero synergistic with Bitcoin? For example, save in Bitcoin, but swap for Monero before payments for enhanced privacy. Something like that?

2026-08-28 01:21:15 GMT

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Lol what did I just watch?

2026-08-27 18:47:20 GMT

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I have no where else to go and no real frens

2026-08-27 02:48:15 GMT

Tip: Some 1080p Webcams are unable to successfully scan Seedsigner QR codes even after adjusting room lighting, screen brightness, and QR code density.
A 4K Webcam did the trick for me. A 4K webcam also costs about 50% more than a Seedsigner 😆

2026-08-26 02:20:31 GMT

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Hang in there. Sending healing vibes & prayers

2026-08-24 20:18:07 GMT

I've been getting into fitness lately.
Fitness banana split in my belly 🍨
#nevent1q…w9p3

2026-08-24 20:15:24 GMT

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That's dope! Better than store bought for sure. Enjoy!

2026-08-24 19:57:54 GMT

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I can't tell who is enjoying the pump most

2026-08-24 19:56:09 GMT

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Have fun making sauce!

2026-08-24 19:54:21 GMT

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Not prepping is radical, actually

2026-08-24 19:18:02 GMT

Local Ice Cream Shop: $12.00 cash only
Me: WTF
Large banana split & a small hand dipped
https://blossom.primal.net/c09b063cff6a14e83fc4370234de3005d04441ac6a25ad1f73ea8ddb27bb5300.jpg

2026-08-24 12:46:31 GMT

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The exits are closing.

2026-08-24 02:36:54 GMT

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dumb.

2026-08-23 14:59:40 GMT

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More down before more up

2026-08-23 11:08:11 GMT

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Interesting. The 1.3% top up fee is actually quite good considering Visa gift cards on Bitrefill have a 2.5% fee.

2026-08-23 02:37:09 GMT

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Cool! Interesting tool for removing the back plate

2026-08-23 02:24:08 GMT

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Amazing!

2026-08-23 02:16:49 GMT

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I stopped using mine... for anything

2026-08-23 02:14:30 GMT

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Take your WiFi card out of your laptop. Flash TailsOS to a USB using Rufus. Download standalone version of https://github.com/iancoleman/bip39. Verify all downloads using gpg. If you don't know how to verify downloads, then ask AI. Run Ian Coleman's BIP39 tool on TailsOS. Let me know if you have any questions.

2026-08-22 00:44:00 GMT

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Just solder it

2026-08-21 01:14:59 GMT

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I've had that beer. It's a tasty one 🍻

2026-08-20 23:19:16 GMT

Not bad if I do say so myself
It took less than 10 minutes to solder my own pins to my Pi Zero. I know Pi Zero Supply Chains are f-ed right now. If you can only find pinless boards, then take the leap and solder it yourself. Easy peasy.
https://blossom.primal.net/609d771315fadaf7cc770044ebdee52f2c34d87675ff4b3083f4d925010176ad.jpg

2026-08-20 17:22:08 GMT

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2026-08-20 12:44:41 GMT

BTC grinding higher. I just moved out of Poverty to the Middle Class in the last 24 hours 💸
#nevent1q…q5dl

2026-08-19 17:09:33 GMT

BTC lookin' like it popped a Viagra

2026-08-19 01:41:05 GMT

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Pretty cool! I hope it doesn't catch on fire!

2026-08-19 00:28:36 GMT

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That's very CEO-like of you kind sir 🫡

2026-08-19 00:22:12 GMT

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Did the card the crumbs off the tablecloth between courses? That's how you know your clip-on tie is out of place

2026-08-18 15:25:38 GMT

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Been behind Tor for a minute now

2026-08-18 01:56:13 GMT

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Build a Seedsigner

2026-08-18 01:52:12 GMT

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I said cool

2026-08-18 01:44:29 GMT

Where can I buy a cool Nostr t-shirt?
Preferably a vendor in the USA
Thanks, frens 🙏 . GN ✨️
#asknostr
#shirt
#cool

2026-08-18 00:13:57 GMT

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You look happy today. Good stuff! GN

2026-08-17 02:20:54 GMT

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Sexy... oiled up too

2026-08-17 02:08:15 GMT

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https://a.co/d/09cpAygB

2026-08-16 13:26:47 GMT

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Lol webs of trust

2026-08-15 22:15:44 GMT

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Heck yeah!

2026-08-15 22:04:25 GMT

Met up with @nprofile…rufh ( GoldfishThumb1) today for a burger and beer 🍔🍻
My first Notrich and Bitcoiner meetup ever!
He's a very cool dude! I will definitely be buying a custom watch from him before 2026 ends. I need to think of the design I'd like on the watchface.
We're looking to organize something on a monthly basis for other Nostriches in the Frederick, MD area. Hit one of us up if you're interested.
#asknostr
#meetup
#Frederick

2026-08-15 12:45:33 GMT

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So brave... 🥹

2026-08-15 01:55:22 GMT

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Title: "Transition from standing to swinging"

2026-08-15 01:47:40 GMT

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🤙 how are the trails?

2026-08-15 01:46:00 GMT

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When did you start your transition?

2026-08-14 22:54:38 GMT

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rosettacypher420

2026-08-14 22:49:52 GMT

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We have the Noisy Farm book 🤙
Mooooooooo! 🐮

2026-08-14 22:44:00 GMT

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Are you on Keet? We should coordinate Nostr meetup... off of Nostr. DMs aren't safe

2026-08-14 22:41:27 GMT

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Yestr

2026-08-14 02:19:51 GMT

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Cool still life

2026-08-13 22:58:51 GMT

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furikake = dried HODL butter sprinkles

2026-08-13 11:06:13 GMT

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GM. Your dogs look happy 😊

2026-08-13 10:42:02 GMT

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Sounds like someone had their lightning funds stolen once upon a time
🫂
If we just capture the suppression of the global cycloptic psyop, then we could Bitcoin harder and make numbers go up like it's a calculator 🫨

2026-08-13 01:58:31 GMT

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I would rather use lightning than Hot Wallets. Never had an issue with lightning funds being stolen

2026-08-13 01:55:17 GMT

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But I want to buy things from farmers markets

2026-08-13 01:49:57 GMT

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My CLN node is self custody. No?

2026-08-13 01:34:39 GMT

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But I love lightning

2026-08-13 01:02:31 GMT

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Thanks for that tip! When you receive a zap from me, that's when you'll know I successfully imported my Primal wallet into Dark Wisp

2026-08-13 00:43:59 GMT

You know what's funny?
I haven't been able to upload pictures or publish notes whatsoever from Primal for like the last 3 months.
Now I use Dark Wisp to send notes to relays.
I don't have a wallet setup in Wisp or Dark Wisp. I have a wallet setup in Primal. Therefore, I have to open Primal and find the specific note I was just looking at on Dark Wisp when I want to zap someone.
This has ultimately resulted in me zapping less. There are a number of solutions. What is going on and how do you suggest I fix this situation? I would like to up my Nostr zap game
#asknostr
#wisp
#darkwisp
#zaps
#gay

2026-08-12 22:32:00 GMT

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Don't worry... I don't do 69, 420, or 69 and 420 at the same time... at work

2026-08-12 18:46:26 GMT

Bored at work
I did a thing
https://blossom.primal.net/5fdfa5d5a667e0fb2c054d0b4920558b0e2ea552edb657fc965c01b13d80cbab.jpg

2026-08-12 17:27:03 GMT

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Not based. Tallow lotion prevents my knuckles from bleeding due to dry skin... particularly in the winter. Tallow soap helps, but tallow lotion is essential for me

2026-08-12 16:48:21 GMT

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I wood dabble

2026-08-12 12:44:32 GMT

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Feasible. I just might

2026-08-12 02:09:03 GMT

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Cool knife

2026-08-11 23:25:10 GMT

A little dessert after dinner
🍎 Apple Crisp + @nprofile…ruw3 Drunken Vanilla Bean Paste
Get krunkd!
https://blossom.primal.net/c7a2dde1efa8416a6238e98d42443aa105e29d02b9fdcfadb5a3eb75b44c2335.jpg

2026-08-11 21:47:59 GMT

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Not okay with it. Also, not sure how flock cameras showed up across the nation seemingly overnight.
https://blossom.primal.net/e9c87d1facd6d34dbe94ed5b3a471b99fc9d292cc41e1681e768572996c288e2.jpg

2026-08-11 09:55:24 GMT

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Create notes. Reply to notes. Zap notes. Repost notes. I don't think there is a correct way to Nostr.

2026-08-09 01:55:17 GMT

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Do you have a bitcoin address to send donations to? Also, do you have an estimate of how much your repair or replacement vehicle will cost?

2026-08-08 17:00:17 GMT

It's BLT season
Sourdough
Purple Cherokee heirloom mater
Butter Lettuce
Wild Boar Bacon
Took a bite before I even snap a pic. I couldn't resist.
#FoodPorn
#nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/2ff97fd6fa09b56d5a88b74fe773342e8ff130b240bc493d1c9f094d8c066910.jpg

2026-08-08 13:45:08 GMT

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GM good sir!

2026-08-08 13:41:31 GMT

GM 🐗🥓🍳🍅🥪
Wild Boar bacon with my eggs this morning. I cooked 11 pieces and no fat ended up in the drip tray.
I am making BLTs for lunch with the extra pieces I cooked, sourdough, and Purple Cherokee heirloom tomatoes from my garden. I've been looking forward to this for about 6 weeks now.
For dinner...seared & slow cooked Venison medallions in a beef broth and red wine reduction.
@nprofile…82sq
https://blossom.primal.net/0383b2b9bed6a404319d7a8d9e78500b04682fc1c80fb4ee33215995a2189677.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/520898c1562a07cb88ba1e357d72ef3d0ebd9d226da80c9f8b570bdca2e19e06.jpg

2026-08-07 23:32:33 GMT

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Try this
https://www.waveshare.com/raspberry-pi-zero.htm

2026-08-07 23:25:12 GMT

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🤙
I wonder if X has a Red Team. Doubt it

2026-08-07 15:54:16 GMT

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GM
lookin' swole my man 🍻

2026-08-07 15:14:08 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/3f722b6035b5bc07b26cf73ed0ad9e83063d8373c4deb6c3946c076f90c717ab.jpg

2026-08-07 10:40:32 GMT

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55378008

2026-08-07 10:31:46 GMT

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This is why I drive used and buy used. I like vehicles before 2010

2026-08-06 11:09:15 GMT

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