TracketPacer 🚀

i have been informed that this may be more SDN, and also heavy service provider stuff too. it’s gotta talk to the ground after all.
no job reqs open that im aware of yet but keep yr eyes peeled

2026-01-21 17:30:28 GMT

ANY SD-WAN FOLKS WANNA COME WORK ON SPACE NETWORKS? https://www.blueorigin.com/news/blue-origin-introduces-terawave-space-based-network-for-global-connectivity
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2025-11-17 05:08:22 GMT

im going to make a network engineer labubu

2025-10-05 16:12:36 GMT

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@nprofile…jtex well thank you very much!

2025-10-04 17:02:07 GMT

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@nprofile…3mxt haha i wish! in kent, WA :-)

2025-10-04 17:01:31 GMT

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@nprofile…6p5z ye

2025-10-03 19:56:45 GMT

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@nprofile…svcq fair enough !

2025-10-03 17:55:30 GMT

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@nprofile…veey don’t apply then

2025-10-03 17:55:13 GMT

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@nprofile…xczr i just want to be clear—im not implying ANYTHING about the network because that would get me fired. the point im trying to make in the video is 1) you shouldn’t be an asshole, 2) you can think outside the box/not immediately dismiss any singular technology because of your ego

2025-10-03 17:53:30 GMT

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@nprofile…svcq i mean i just have stuff. i didnt put it there just for ragebait, it just ends up being that for assholes

2025-10-02 15:46:07 GMT

my workplace is hiring! if this sounds like it could fit you (or someone you know), please shoot your shot or pass it on!
key points:
- network engineer
- beginning to mid level
- US citizen or legal res
- shouldn’t hate women or diversity (this one’s mainly for twitter)
- you’d have to work with me. a lot
link: https://blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/job/Seattle-WA/Avionics-Network-Integration-Engineer-III---New-Glenn_R53158
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2025-08-10 16:12:58 GMT

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sorry im tired she was not hitting on me she was ringing my egg salad sandwich up

2025-08-10 16:12:16 GMT

had a long convo w the lady checking me out at 2am in the sahara convenience store about what hackers actually are + why u shouldn’t buy gift cards for strangers on the phone. someone come get me this is not my domain i need a Cybersecurity Adult

2025-08-04 20:12:40 GMT

i wanna try something new, humor me?
would yall send me one photo of your favorite piece of kit in your home lab, along w your job title? for interesting science & sharing purposes 📝

2025-07-26 20:01:08 GMT

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@nprofile…37lj 8 MORE DAYS FOR ME TOO

2025-07-26 14:26:07 GMT

neteng is gnarlyyyyy
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2025-07-21 04:22:52 GMT

i miss red delicious apples where did they go

2025-06-25 16:03:46 GMT

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@nprofile…kay9 basically me

2025-06-25 16:03:34 GMT

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I FIGURED IT OUT omfg further proof that when i rant on socials about my technical problems they always get solved (it’s called manifesting)

2025-06-25 15:17:53 GMT

having a crash out rn because this Arista 7150 is dropping traffic from my GLComms BERT but it’s totally fine fwding the traffic generated by a shitty software traffgen i’m hosting on this random old PC & i do not for the life of me understand why im losing my mind

2025-06-22 19:25:49 GMT

how being ND affects my career 🪿
(i always hesitate to self diagnose & refuse to speak for anyone else, but what i can talk about are my symptoms + how it shows up for me personally)
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2025-06-17 15:10:12 GMT

every once in a while a Brit comments on one of my videos & makes fun of me for pronouncing router “row-ter” which is fine & funny, but once a guy said it with such vitriol i felt i had to respond with “i don’t speak colonizer” which then led to both of us arguing over whose country sucks more lmfao

2025-06-07 20:31:20 GMT

happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
remember to bring plenty of water, snacks, & sunscreen to the parade ok
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2025-05-30 16:56:15 GMT

ok so some of yall may remember me smashing a bunch of network equipment with a sledgehammer last year. i did it as a fun way to raise funds for my good friends who had rescued a bunch of puppies & their mama. well, meet Buster. he was found shot in the mouth & unable to eat normally 😞 https://www.gofundme.com/f/give-buster-a-chance-to-live-and-love/
i dont do this often, only for these specific ppl. but they’re raising funds to help with the cost of surgery to get his mouth back to a state where he can eat properly on his own again.
if u have a little to spare, pls consider throwing it their way. i can personally vouch for these lovely folks ❤️
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2025-05-29 19:23:26 GMT

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@nprofile…qc4j it sounds like a modified version of 802.1q to me? not sure but that’s why i wanna see 👀

2025-05-29 17:05:41 GMT

anybody who uses firewalla router + AP(s) willing to provide a pcap of VQLAN? or screenshot of frame? i am super curious and want to compare it to some other stuff

2025-05-28 14:35:41 GMT

things i cared about as a baby neteng superimposed over my constant neverending self-imposed nightmare reality🧃
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2025-05-23 18:43:03 GMT

i learned yesterday that Firewalla has a proprietary protocol called VQLAN & from cursory research it sounds like it’s basically VXLAN-lite?? i have a firewalla router but not any of their APs so i can’t get a pcap of it… anyone out there have a pcap or screenshot i could use to compare to VXLAN?

2025-05-15 10:29:59 GMT

PLEASE IM BEGGING FOR MORE WOMEN EMBEDDED SOFTWARE ENGINEERS 2 WORK WITH
i asked my coworkers what they suggest for learning embedded things specifically if u already have a comp sci/dev background of some kind & here is what they said
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2025-05-14 12:57:41 GMT

i talk often about space network stuff & the differences between terrestrial networks vs a network designed to blast off into space… but i have never actually designed one! you know who has? my brilliant mentor Eric, who will be doing a talk with me & Patrick Gargano in june at cisco live ☺️
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2025-05-07 20:48:23 GMT

anybody got any good open network engineer positions floating around? asking for a friend who’s just curious

2025-04-30 16:25:23 GMT

charli xcx trend but it’s just me reminiscing about our first launch
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2025-04-27 14:43:09 GMT

those sharks’ll get ya 🦈
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2025-04-26 16:25:04 GMT

what i imagine its like talking to a CEO in corporate America in 2025
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2025-04-17 15:05:49 GMT

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@nprofile…8x2j might recognize the device i’m using as a stand-in in place of the actual board 😂

2025-04-17 15:00:52 GMT

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@nprofile…dewn 😂😂

2025-04-17 14:59:27 GMT

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@nprofile…etza thanks! how do u feel abt it? decent? bad?

2025-04-17 14:59:05 GMT

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@nprofile…0r3q anything*

2025-04-17 14:58:56 GMT

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@nprofile…0r3q yeah! anti f that gives you visibility into the network/your devices

2025-04-17 14:56:06 GMT

the day i learned what FTDI is (it was yesterday)
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2025-04-17 04:21:11 GMT

hey what network monitoring software do u use? & how do u feel about it?

2025-04-15 05:01:53 GMT

how the entire internet is built
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2025-04-06 17:39:44 GMT

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@nprofile…8x2j i asked but they wouldn't let me 😭

2025-04-06 15:43:44 GMT

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(some of these are repeats you’ve already seen but i added some notes)
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2025-04-06 15:40:43 GMT

my week at NSRL ☢️
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2025-04-04 05:11:26 GMT

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@nprofile…dpy5 unfortunately i can’t share any more than i did in posting this! that’s the downside of my job 😭

2025-04-04 05:10:50 GMT

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@nprofile…8x2j i actually brought this up with the rad team and they thought it was hilarious lol

2025-04-03 13:18:59 GMT

we shooting gold ions this week ☢️
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2025-04-01 11:53:54 GMT

explaining why plaintext passwords are actually more secure to junior pentester @nprofile…37lj
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2025-03-23 17:13:20 GMT

good vibes only 🚀
((someone asked about network vibration testing a few days ago so here’s the gist!))
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2025-03-21 09:07:58 GMT

STREAM WAS GOOD will post the VOD soon :) ty as always to everyone able to join last minute lol
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2025-03-20 20:12:45 GMT

got new probes, gonna do some very basic oscope stuff soon (1:30 pacific) on tiktok live ❤️ https://www.tiktok.com/@tracketpacer

2025-03-11 05:04:33 GMT

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@nprofile…3mxt OH hahaha 😂

2025-03-11 05:03:38 GMT

i hope those teenagers that DDoS’d twitter do it again

2025-03-10 21:46:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3mxt what?

2025-03-10 14:22:56 GMT

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@nprofile…exww 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

2025-03-10 14:22:30 GMT

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@nprofile…qrcn this is so unbelievably kind of you to say, thank you 🥹🫶🏼

2025-03-10 14:22:00 GMT

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@nprofile…0804 this is what i repeat to myself everyday tbf

2025-03-10 14:21:16 GMT

ruggedized industrial switches be like “legitimately we would love to be working in a coal mine” (these are from botblox)
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2025-03-09 15:15:53 GMT

to be beheld by weird conservative men on the internet
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2025-03-04 15:57:09 GMT

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@nprofile…59kj not a bad thought, but i can say this guy at least is def an american native english speaker

2025-03-04 15:56:09 GMT

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@nprofile…rf6c you got scary close to what this guy’s comments sound like 😂

2025-03-04 15:33:57 GMT

there’s a guy on instagram who’s obviously using AI to comment (sometimes multiple times with diff variations of the same thing) on my videos. it’s all supportive/nice so no reason to block him but it’s very uncanny valley. the comments he leaves always misunderstand the point of what i posted.
 i know the whole account isn’t a bot bc looking at his posts he’s clearly a human (videos & photos, streams) but he uses AI to generate every single caption & comment/reply. soo uncanny valley it’s weird af lol

2025-03-04 15:33:19 GMT

ere’s a guy on instagram who’s obviously using AI to comment (sometimes multiple times with diff variations of the same thing) on my videos. it’s all supportive/nice so no reason to block him but it’s very uncanny valley. the comments he leaves always misunderstand the point of what i posted.
i know the whole account isn’t a bot bc looking at his posts he’s clearly a human (videos & photos, streams) but he uses AI to generate every single caption & comment/reply. so so uncanny valley it’s weird af lol

2025-03-01 16:41:05 GMT

why can’t we say plug & socket or whatever lol
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2025-02-27 14:55:04 GMT

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@nprofile…z22s lmfaooooo

2025-02-27 14:46:20 GMT

yes hello i don’t work in cybersecurity
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2025-02-23 05:18:19 GMT

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@nprofile…8x2j not a bad theory. it is upsetting & bleak but you’re probably right. sigh.

2025-02-23 05:02:30 GMT

chris hadnagy depos. fucking yikes.
bro managed racism, misogyny, sexual harassment, violent intimidation/threats, complaining about his wife, verbally abusing his son, & successfully blacklisting multiple women he didn’t like from cybersecurity talks, events, & well known podcasts. & he didn’t do this alone or unsupported.
many people complied with his wishes or looked the other way. jesus christ

2025-02-22 01:28:10 GMT

who works at TI? i need a field application engineer 👀

2025-02-19 16:24:16 GMT

“we value diversity here, but we will comply with the law”
coward

2025-02-06 16:12:24 GMT

how to catch someone watching corny silly cheesy videos on your home network 🌽
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2025-01-29 16:36:14 GMT

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don’t disappoint me like bluesky has been, mastodon
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2025-01-29 16:16:06 GMT

just got the call. fired. i was the space network DEI coordinator. my job was to Tx/Rx as many nonbinary packets as possible. enjoy your horrible starlink now

2025-01-24 22:13:08 GMT

people do not just make decisions about safety critical networks—and i can’t stress this enough—on a fucking whim

2025-01-24 19:49:54 GMT

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@nprofile…vmxk no nazi salutes from him yet so i am there

2025-01-24 19:48:27 GMT

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@nprofile…f96q good question, you’d have to get your hands on TTE compliant hardware first!

2025-01-24 19:39:29 GMT

i can do all things thru adderall & caffeine, which strengthen me

2025-01-22 01:32:39 GMT

“hey tracket can you come take a look at this weird thing in the lab real quick? i’m sure it’s not the network, but…”
*3 hours later*
it was the network

2025-01-21 20:02:50 GMT

old video but a fun protocol to look into + learn about
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2025-01-21 17:15:18 GMT

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@nprofile…mash @nprofile…5dzf @nprofile…rhv7 i will start being better about posting :)

2025-01-21 16:55:23 GMT

after yesterday i just can’t continue to justify my existence on twitter anymore

2025-01-19 17:13:59 GMT

well everyone was so busy focusing on the fact tiktok was going to be banned no one really paid attention to the fact that EVERYTHING owned or operated by bytedance, directly or indirectly, is banned. i include myself here.
this fucks me over pretty hard because i was using capcut for all my video editing & i woke up today to find that it is also unavailable to me. i had tons of video drafts in there. this sucks

2025-01-19 17:02:59 GMT

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@nprofile…z6ka no my network is on new glenn

2025-01-18 04:07:24 GMT

welp. on monday i was being called a moron diversity hire & then on wednesday i watched my network launch into space so needless to say this week has been a fucking rollercoaster

2025-01-17 16:45:29 GMT

every time a rocket blows up in the sky i have to remind folks that this is a normal thing that happens, they’re learning from the flight data, & spaceX engineers are not the same thing as elon musk.
there is only one aerospace company in the running that is currently funded entirely out of a single billionaire’s pocket & it is not spaceX.
criticism about things like environmental effects is completely valid. but at least get your facts right.

2025-01-16 16:01:02 GMT

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@nprofile…v2n4 bless u thank u 🙏🏼

2025-01-16 08:49:45 GMT

no words except: gradatim ferociter
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2025-01-15 15:38:07 GMT

well this has been fun but i actually was just trying to share something cool & technically interesting & of course it turned into this. the comments on this video i made about CAT 7 cables are overwhelmingly negative. it hasn’t gotten easier to be shit on over and over for literally just sharing things i think are cool
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2025-01-13 16:14:44 GMT

does anybody want to pay me money just to play around in my home lab every day & make silly little videos about it

2025-01-13 16:13:55 GMT

does anybody want to pay me money just to play around in my home lab every day day & make silly little videos about it

2025-01-10 00:25:25 GMT

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@nprofile…dlqj naw looks like it is smart enough to partition it if it senses… something? a loop? collisions??

2025-01-10 00:23:04 GMT

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@nprofile…mash i’ll double check!!

2025-01-10 00:22:34 GMT

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@nprofile…mmpy i found it odd too!!!

2025-01-09 23:51:39 GMT

TIL many hubs won’t actually let you create network loops & have logic that partitions the interfaces if they detect this
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2025-01-08 16:43:06 GMT

i’ve thought about how to say this perfectly for a long time but there is no perfect way. my network is finally, actually, truly, genuinely going to blast off in less than a week. let’s go Blue 🚀🪶💙
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2025-01-06 06:40:45 GMT

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@nprofile…fpxc absolutely

2025-01-06 06:40:07 GMT

it’s Depression O’Clock i need as many fiction podcast recommendations as possible (similar to The White Vault or The Magnus Archives) pls & thank u 🙏🏼