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Prepare to experience to fruits of a *lot* of coke.

2026-04-30 19:07:20 GMT

Just told a dev acting coked up due to LLM coding that “you just built the code equivalent of cop rock”
Unfortunately we are far enough from the 90s that they did not understand how perfect my metaphor was

2026-02-04 17:34:46 GMT

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

2025-07-20 20:04:33 GMT

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Men will randomly generate large codebases instead of going to therapy

2025-07-20 20:03:48 GMT

My favorite part of the replit llm db deletion story is when the dev made the llm write an apology letter to the team after it did something he didn’t want it to do.
That letter cost him tokens and therefore money to generate. Just so he could have an emotional win on something without emotion.
https://twitter.com/jasonlk/status/1946069562723897802

2025-04-25 19:30:15 GMT

thanks, usbguard documentation, this is exactly what i was looking for in the way of job security
https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/114/400/256/955/494/268/original/f0cc27adc4bc9c51.jpg

2024-12-23 00:49:21 GMT

love too write free open source software
(this is a reply to me asking for changes in a pr to my bluetooth library)
https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/113/699/386/569/314/128/original/9e7c0c19f7edd6a6.jpeg

2024-10-19 21:59:35 GMT

in my day we didn't need ChatGPT
we had the Usenet Oracle
https://internetoracle.org/

2024-10-19 17:34:47 GMT

the airport is telling you to go have a goodbye fuck in the car
https://cdn.masto.host/buttplugengineer/media_attachments/files/113/335/289/938/611/390/original/f998d605c6939f11.jpeg

2024-10-07 22:39:23 GMT

Welp, looks like I'm on the job market again.
If anyone's looking for a staff/principal dev with skills in
- Rust
- Typescript
- C#
- Python
- Hardware/Firmware
- RevEng
- Bluetooth
or one of the many other technical topics you may have seen me shitpost about on here, please let me know!