Lighter core but still a dickhead. Army vet x3, I like shooting, gun control, motorcycles, computers, python, aviation, repairing things, books, TTRPGs, bad puns. A good joke leaves a mark, a GREAT joke leaves a welt.
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Last Notes npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Crows and ravens are badass. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him :squirtlecool: C R Y P T I D C O R V I D :squirtle_jam: npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him first class that hit my screen: npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him unused things atrophy. True for skills, processes, things. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him so Fedi is an echo chamber, sez a recent unnamed toot. I see that too. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Spider: The Video Game https://share.google/zz4ZbLEduLbrrqwug npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Y'all I have been reading this wall of text and retained none of it because I've been dying to share a favorite image from the old net the very first toot brought to mind npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I took two of those drinks yesterday and don't even have a colonoscopy scheduled npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him The way into my girlfriend's bed was fully cleared when I made a horrific Charlie Kirk joke npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him IDGAF if I have to get up at 4 for work tomorrow, I'm getting cantankerhoused, listening to Radiohead, getting some puff on, and celebrating the perfectly administered dose of hot lead to an absolute monster for my birthday npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him And even more important, when there is no possible good choice, we can pick whichever path is the funniest since all options suck anyway, and I think that's beautiful npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him hey, Gen ai can be accurate after all npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Any vets mind reaching out? npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Polynesia by Mother Mother is an absolute treasure trove of odd rhymes, and also a certified banger npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I wasn't kidding when I told you I freaking love Summer (the dog, not the season) npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him People who confuse entomology and etymology bug me in ways I don't know how to put into words npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Man, quit putting words in my mouth. I never said the OBJECTIVE SCIENCE OF ECOLOGY is faith based, or anything like that. Making it more "faithy" by adding religious overtones. THAT is what I object to. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him THAT chicanery. Gospel. Taking things on faith. Magical thinking helped get us here npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him You dress a noble goal in the trappings of chicanery, and chicanery will follow. Join a reputable NGO? npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I feel like that is a gross mischaractarization of their stance and you know it. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Ainsley's cool, I've seen them around. They're fierce, and good npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him The cowards, you mean? Yeah, I know them. "I never leave the house without it!" Or "What do you mean you don't carry with a round chambered?!" npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him yeah. In a magic world where that could be guaranteed, yes. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Gun owner here. I love marksmanship training, and even though I carry one most of the time I am fully of the opinion that there is probably no situation you can't make worse by bringing out a gun. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him y'know, buffing floors is kinda fun ngl npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Whoooooah, you guys GO AT IT npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him US Military marches do not have any exaggerated foot or hand motions. It's a slightly crisp walk. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I had one and loved it. 4 doors for more contracted workers amiright npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I JUST posted about making anti-car caltrops, hang on... npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him ... Is that a Tuxcart machine in the background? Baller npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/part-one-how-tainted-human-blood-became-a-major-u-s-export/id1373812661?i=1000700727704 npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Hillary's stupid power grab helped put us here in the first place, and made money selling blood from prisonersin Arkansas prisons taken with dirty needles. She's been a piece of shit since they were state level npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him CHIRP. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him ... npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Thank you for confirming what we already knew: Rich people get dumber the more wealth they accumulate npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him BtB fan? That's an insta follow on top of everything else. Love it npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him We're bringing up the artillery then, are we? <pours fizzy orange flavored energy drink powder into peppermint tea> npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him How long before you started forwarding his messages to his spouse npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him OH SHIT, you can't get banned for posting The Gif here! I never thought of that. What's my imgur password.... npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Costco does it, local tire shops *might*. Also, if you get a flat just using normal air is not an issue, just worry about replacing it later when you are safely mobile again npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Sorry folks I can't stop npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I'd have a pristine restored 1984 Honda CRX with either an electric swap, or electronic fuel injection added. Probably the latter. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Snek warm, move for us npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I'm at 8 years on my gaming PC, my ultimate goal is 15. Your story reminds me it's probably time to renew my thermal paste though- I'm checking my CPU Temps this weekend! Thank you for this post npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him motherfucker npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him That is pretty damn cool though npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him I test rode for Indian for a year and a half in northwest Arizona. We had soaker vests that we kept in the freezer, by the halfway point they'd need to be re-soaked. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Where's my guillotine oil npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him 0430 is a standard wake up for me, gives me time to take the dog out before work at 6. He's a German shepherd pitbull mutt, and is a nuisance all day if the poor guy doesn't get to go out for some fun. npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Why does a chicken coop have two doors? npub1y6dpuzr5ra3h7td7ta2pf3eaw8l3kt9jwd5nkg2cpkpg4laqfw8srn9mh5 TeflonTrout :bc: he/him Dgar, if I'd known you in school I'd have bothered to actually learn the theory behind what I was playing. Holy crap you dorks are amazing :clap:
