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2026-05-08 06:33:39 GMT

Peach, or Lemon iced Tea? — lemon and [v important] carbonated
sparkly ice tea is the best thing since sliced breb
https://revospring.net/@sn0w/a/116537546469781858

2026-04-12 17:56:44 GMT

can't have a cat bcs i'll forget to feed it and stuff
but what if i modded my roomba to just randomly drive into rooms and beep at ppl every now and then

2026-04-06 15:04:34 GMT

event wall is being updated
lovely postcards again <3
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2026-03-26 08:27:54 GMT

dreamt that my company cut my pay in half by starting to measure time in "american hours" instead of regular hours :bunhdgoogly:

2026-03-03 11:48:56 GMT

> go to kitchen to make cofe
> return to office without taking the mug
> sip 2 days old mug that happens to still be on the workbench
> "why is it cold already"
i might be stupid

2026-02-26 23:34:10 GMT

cleaning out a cabinet and randomly found like 3 CHF in coins
HOW DID THEY GET HERE
i haven't even been to switzerland yet apart from briefly driving thru it omw back from france
and this apartment was completely empty before i moved in
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2026-02-24 23:26:48 GMT

:salute: goodbye ireland
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2026-02-24 22:29:43 GMT

Øl Telecom at the forefront of research as usual
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2026-02-22 13:14:32 GMT

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2026-02-21 22:56:22 GMT

> USA plans freedom.gov VPN
finally i can hand my data directly to the NSA without all those pesky middlemen

2026-02-20 14:18:56 GMT

friend: "men will do anything to not have therapy"
#nevent1q…6eer

2026-02-12 18:52:12 GMT

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@nprofile…32wr @nprofile…sjem just get a larger antenna [owo]

2026-02-11 19:34:00 GMT

all messengers suck
if you wanna talk summon me by performing an intricate forbidden ritual

2026-02-10 22:57:58 GMT

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2026-02-09 15:21:16 GMT

i'm still not over the AI Wash™ washing machine with AI Bubbles™
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2026-02-06 20:21:51 GMT

ninja creami: turn anything to ice cream for the low low price of total hearing loss
this message brought to you by WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2026-02-04 23:55:19 GMT

OH: what is the terminal velocity of a harddrive

2026-02-01 13:08:18 GMT

1990: i bet they will have flying cars in the future
2026: the world is ending but i can use a game console to charge my toothbrush
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2026-01-31 02:23:10 GMT

finally someone found a use for them
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2026-01-29 00:54:40 GMT

:woozy_baa:
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2026-01-26 17:53:23 GMT

new tech warcrime
ppl always complain that the clock on my microwave never shows the right time bcs i cant be assed to set it manually
so now i have an unfuck-microwave.sh cronjob which briefly kills its power every day at midnight
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2026-01-23 13:53:50 GMT

:ablobrollbounce:

2026-01-23 12:11:18 GMT

*cat noises from the living room*
vacuum robo: ERROR 8 ROBOT IS TRAPPED

2026-01-17 17:41:31 GMT

:waf:

2026-01-07 13:48:05 GMT

billion dollar company
cant properly rotate a circle
:wandoos:
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2025-12-31 06:58:53 GMT

morni
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2025-12-29 00:30:08 GMT

john mastodon the ibm salesman
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2025-12-26 15:45:30 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke @nprofile…vgdh @nprofile…2n2m damn that sucks, i never have cash
my wallet doesnt even fit any

2025-12-26 15:33:36 GMT

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@nprofile…2n2m mit karte bitte

2025-12-25 21:44:24 GMT

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2025-12-20 09:58:27 GMT

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2025-12-09 17:37:29 GMT

wouldnt be a true fedi meetup without someone getting bahned

2025-12-07 14:25:46 GMT

how i sit here when friends start talking abt math
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2025-12-07 12:54:04 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke
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2025-12-04 11:45:35 GMT

getting a cofe and coming back to 100 notifs out of nowhere
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2025-12-03 13:34:19 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl
>Code on Github
not even lol
the flutter codebase that powers the webapp and android/ios is closed-source

2025-12-03 10:27:42 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke get hornbach as a sponsor

2025-12-02 21:07:55 GMT

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2025-12-02 17:51:58 GMT

lmao
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2025-12-02 16:32:10 GMT

finally the years of insanityposting pays off
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2025-11-30 18:43:53 GMT

@nprofile…ac3x 🐀
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2025-11-30 14:23:50 GMT

https://github.com/the-P1neapple/WinJS-Microsoft-Account-Bypass
>you can skip the forced microsoft account during setup by accessing the hidden javascript console
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2025-11-28 10:48:37 GMT

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2025-11-24 12:54:22 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke for 2k bucks we could diy one this size out of aliexpress hub75 panels :RequinaHehe:

2025-11-18 12:02:14 GMT

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2025-11-14 23:00:46 GMT

finally, coffee in minecraft :blobcatscience:
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2025-11-13 21:37:55 GMT

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2025-11-13 17:59:38 GMT

>cnc-adj lewd cw
i will just assume they're talking about this
don't correct me
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2025-11-12 15:02:26 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl or go to their traewelling profile where they will tell you that information for free :RequinaHehe:

2025-11-04 14:02:01 GMT

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@nprofile…u7gv yes
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2025-11-04 00:41:13 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke ahhh that stuff
yea i think i saw that at some point but i wasnt sure how reliable that would be
somehow expected it to run into signaling issues so i didnt look into it further yet ^^'

2025-11-04 00:19:45 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke by accident yes :D
while steph and me were messing with a WLED matrix i stumbled over the fact that it can also do both cabled DMX and E1.31/ArtNet ^^
v interesting and cool stuff

2025-11-03 21:58:02 GMT

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@nprofile…sqke i'll finally meet jain! :happyday:

2025-11-03 10:01:42 GMT

eth0 day 4
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2025-11-02 10:19:04 GMT

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2025-11-01 01:24:10 GMT

*excited james may noises*
ALL THE CHEESE
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2025-10-29 22:12:55 GMT

ok i gave pharmacie ouverte a fresh coat of paint and it looks decidedly less crap now
very not approved by the inner perfectionist but i'm out of time
surely in a dark hackcenter no one will notice the crimes :RequinaHehe:
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2025-10-19 11:06:35 GMT

netherlands has weird pasta
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2025-10-16 09:41:09 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl leak on @[email protected]

2025-10-15 12:39:16 GMT

family gave me a dinner table they dont need anymore
not gonna be used for dinner tho
the blahajs claimed it for their council meetings
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2025-10-05 06:59:24 GMT

:blurbsleep: :coffee_mug:
morni

2025-10-03 12:59:22 GMT

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2025-09-07 12:45:12 GMT

i'm so happy with where this silly project is going
thanks for the awesome visuals aety :)
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2025-08-23 12:03:21 GMT

:blubtrash:

2025-08-15 20:03:53 GMT

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@nprofile…gd8h free stuff? damn i need to visit revspace

2025-08-13 15:06:15 GMT

did not have any energy left yesterday to unload the car and then the weather decided to go "35C no clouds all day"
everything is boiling in there
enjoy these pics of a well-done UPS and servers i literally cannot touch rn
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2025-08-13 10:19:50 GMT

redecorating the back wall of my office into a silly event-trophy area
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2025-08-12 18:23:09 GMT

abt to leave :SadBlep:
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2025-08-12 12:14:50 GMT

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@nprofile…vpe5 ok coming too

2025-08-12 12:07:11 GMT

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@nprofile…vpe5 sure i just finshed messing w my tent
should we meet at parking?

2025-08-12 10:57:35 GMT

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@nprofile…vpe5 same, i'll still be here a while
gonna message you / call you

2025-08-12 10:19:31 GMT

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@nprofile…vpe5 sure! :3

2025-08-11 15:50:33 GMT

oh: we could plug your thing into my thing?

2025-08-11 10:06:37 GMT

* puts iced cofe in her cofe bcs getting milk / creamer requires getting up

2025-08-08 15:54:27 GMT

achievement get: annoy orga
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2025-08-07 11:22:07 GMT

made a silly flag for why
(link doesnt work yet but will soon)
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2025-08-07 09:26:38 GMT

had a run-in with food moths, put out some traps around the kitchen, and now my hair keeps getting stuck on them when reaching for stuff
assigned moth at cupboard

2025-08-06 16:44:27 GMT

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2025-08-05 09:38:31 GMT

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@nprofile…nx60 :CoffeeTime: :neobot_reach:

2025-08-02 10:16:27 GMT

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2025-07-31 20:12:59 GMT

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2025-07-31 11:40:57 GMT

neeed :neobot_aww:
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2025-07-27 10:07:09 GMT

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2025-07-26 17:14:14 GMT

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@nprofile…vcde almost enough for 5 chrome tabs

2025-07-24 20:12:36 GMT

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@nprofile…nx60
:long_pancake_top:
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:long_pancake_bottom: :meowHungry:

2025-07-23 21:12:22 GMT

yeah sex is cool & all but have you tried flopping onto an incomprehensibly soft bed after a week of air mattress

2025-07-22 19:18:59 GMT

ducky has a nice big pool now
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2025-07-21 09:23:08 GMT

lecker kaffee trinken mmmm
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2025-07-19 21:35:06 GMT

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@nprofile…wsdh i have not watched steins gate and refuse to ever do so

2025-07-19 21:34:37 GMT

projector got sillified
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2025-07-19 21:32:20 GMT

no one took the second IBM server so i adopted it too >:3
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2025-07-19 17:02:06 GMT

happy crowdstrike anniversary
crash all computers you can access to celebrate :neobot_bsod:

2025-07-17 01:00:31 GMT

WAS IST DEIN LIEBLINGSFACH

2025-07-15 20:53:48 GMT

owo
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2025-07-12 10:38:56 GMT

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2025-07-10 14:28:11 GMT

sending this to everyone i know on a daily basis
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2025-07-08 07:13:22 GMT

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2025-07-05 21:00:55 GMT

my WhAT :wideflushed:
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2025-07-05 20:59:54 GMT

malware? no those are my friends
they all live in there
do not mess with them
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2025-06-30 14:56:11 GMT

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