𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

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2026-08-13 16:51:35 GMT

Nobody better invent a wrap like this that not only evades detection by Flock cameras but also installs a malicious payload that bricks the AI.
Don't do that. That would be wrong. Very wrong.
Here's my money. 💸💸💸💸
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2026-06-28 20:46:39 GMT

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Fair is closed today. Tens of people affected.
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2026-06-28 19:49:41 GMT

Some absolute gems from The Nazi Pedophile State Fair
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2026-06-22 19:25:26 GMT

Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain this to you in as simple a way as I can.
Let's say you're hungry for a sandwich. So you go to the local deli. You walk in the door, and your credit card is immediately charged $1,000. In return, the deli guy hands you a sandwich ticket - good for one sandwich. You don't get a say in this. You are required to buy this sandwich by law. What's more, there were no signs outside the deli, you received no text message, nobody called you. There was absolutely no warning that by simply walking through the door you would be forced to buy this sandwich.
The deli owner gives you a ticket and tells you your sandwich will be out soon. You don't care. You didn't want this sandwich. But you're not allowed to say no. Besides, you already bought the sandwich. So you take a seat at a nearby table and wait for your sandwich to be delivered.
You sit and watch as every person who walks through the deli door that day is automatically made to buy one of the expensive sandwiches, handed a ticket, and told to wait. Hundreds of people. The deli is starting to get crowded. Because of the demand on the sandwich, you watch as the deli owner starts raising the price of the sandwich throughout the day. It goes up to $1,150 per sandwich. Then $1,500, then $1,900. Before long, the price has skyrocketed to well over $2,500 per sandwich. And you still don't even have your sandwich. The deli owner informs you with pride that this is the single most expensive debut of a sandwich ever.
Finally, after several hours, the deli begins to close. You ask for your sandwich and the deli owner informs you that you won't actually receive it until tomorrow. Today was for BUYING the sandwich, he says. Not selling it. The selling part happens tomorrow. Again, you have no choice in this. This is just how it works. It's the law. Oh well, you think, at least once you have this really expensive sandwich, maybe you can recoup some of your $1,000 by selling it at the current price, which is valued now at almost $3,000.
So you go home, hungry, but with a sound financial plan to try to recoup your money. The next day, you're first in line at the deli. You have your ticket in hand. But before the store opens, the deli owner lets in all the employees. You notice some of them are carrying sandwich tickets of their own. Some of them have a lot of tickets. Some of them are hauling in tickets by the wheelbarrow. You try to get in, but you're not allowed yet. Again, it's the law. Inside, you can see the employees of the deli trading in their sandwich tickets for sandwiches. And because there are so many sandwiches going out the door, the price of the sandwich starts dropping again.
After the first hour, the price has dropped to $1,500. Then back to $1,000, and then, to your horror, you see it dip to $750. Then $450. Then $100. Finally, the last employee turns in their ticket and leaves. And the price of the sandwich has settled all the way down to $50.
THEN, the deli owner opens the doors and lets the general public in. You turn in your ticket, which you paid $1,000 for, and receive your sandwich, valued now at $50. Don't feel bad, the deli owner says. You came here for a sandwich. You're getting a sandwich valued well above market value. Why, that sandwich from any other deli would only be worth $20, he says. You should feel good about this! You basically made $30 today!
You look at the gigantic stack of money in the corner, from all those thousands of enforced buys yesterday. There must be trillions of dollars there. Yes, the deli owner says with pride. I am the world's first trillionaire. And I did it all just selling sandwiches. Doesn't that make you feel great? What's wrong? Can't you just be happy for me? I worked hard for this money.
Congratulations, now you understand how Elon's SpaceX IPO made him a trillionaire, and who that money came from. It came from you. On July 1, SpaceX will get two things that no other major IPO in history has ever been granted. First, they will be automatically added to the NASDAQ 100. And because of that, every single person with a retirement account, or student savings account, or mutual fund, will be forced - not asked, not suggested - required by law, to buy SpaceX stock. And you'll do it at SpaceX current July 1 prices. This will skyrocket the value of SpaceX stock through the roof. This isn't theory. This is basic supply and demand. The chair of the NASDAQ 100 said this will happen. Then, the second half of the trade will happen. Two weeks later, every employee of SpaceX who have been up to now paid in SpaceX stock, will be allowed to sell up to a fifth of their shares. They will do that at July 15th prices. This will flood the market with stock. And again, this isn't theory. This will drive the value of SpaceX stock down. Basic supply and demand Economics 101. The more supply there is, the lower the value. Then, and ONLY then will you, the general public, be allowed to liquidate any mutual funds or IRA accounts, that were forced, by law, to buy SpaceX. And you will do that at August 1 prices.
Elon isn't becoming a trillionaire from selling rocket ships. No more than that deli owner got rich from selling sandwiches. Elon is becoming a trillionaire because he rigged the game. He is forcing you, yes you specifically, by law, to purchase shares of a company that he, and every single other person from the CFO on down admit, in writing, in their IPO prospectus, that they are going to immediately devalue as soon as they can. It's a classic pump and dump con. And you're the mark.

2026-06-16 18:01:04 GMT

"when did Star Trek get woke??"
In the very first episode of Star Trek: the original series, we see a white Captain reporting to his black Admiral boss, a black woman on the bridge just a couple years after Jim Crow was abolished, wearing a shirt skirt (a symbol of feminist liberation at the time), a Japanese helmsman on the bridge only 20 years after the internment camps, a Russian crewmate on the bridge during the Cold War [edit: actually did not appear until Season 2 but the point stands], and the foundation of the modern concept of queercoding.
In the very first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, we see a female officer on the bridge in charge of security, a literal ship's counselor stationed at all times on the bridge, a single mom raising her teenage son on her own while juggling a full career in medicine, a blind mechanic whose "disability" is shown to be a strength, and an angry, all-powerful godlike being who is revealed to be simply a petulant child masquerading as a deity.
In the very first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space 9, we see a black man gain a powerful command position, respect the hell out of the customs of a religion he didn't understand, show respect and equal treatment to members of three other alien races he didn't understand, appoint a female guerilla fighter who defeated imperialist fascists to a position of authority within his administration and defer to her judgement in areas of her expertise, accept his friend's gender change, and tell his son he loves him.
Star Trek has always been woke. You just grew up to be a bad person.

2026-06-16 15:41:16 GMT

The dipshit Nazi pedo in the White House is desperately dumping hydrogen peroxide in his disgusting algae-infested pool one gallon at a time BY HAND you guys. 😆😆😆😆
I did the math.
The White House reflecting pool contains 6,750,000 gallons of water.
It takes 100ppm hydrogen peroxide to effectively clean a pool full of algae.
This is store bought 12% hydrogen peroxide, exactly like the kind you get in Walmart or Home Depot. Not the readily available 30% bulk commercial stuff.
In order to effectively treat the problem would require 4,523 gallons of this 12% homeowner grade bullshit.
Harris brand hydrogen peroxide costs about $20/gallon at Home Depot.
These fucking amateurs just spent $100,000 on trying to shock treat an active algae bloom by hand, one gallon at a time.
Also, there's no fucking way they somehow sourced almost 5,000 individual gallons of consumer grade hydrogen peroxide and then hand-poured it into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time for 5 hours straight. I guarantee they underestimated how much they'd need. So this probably won't even fucking work in the end. 😆😆😆
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2026-06-03 04:58:12 GMT

Not gonna lie, that is an impressive level of fuckup.
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2026-05-17 17:22:05 GMT

"Billionaires will leave if you tax them"
Oh no not our beloved billionaires who destroy our climate, ruin our air and water, leech our power grid, steal our data, monitor our every move, profit off our misery, refuse to give anything back but the absolute rock bottom bare minimum, and buy politicians to keep it that way. Whatever shall we do without them?

2026-05-15 05:09:34 GMT

Oh hey look it was literally always that simple to fund basic public services. What the fuck were you doing for 50 years, Democrats?
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2026-05-07 15:06:22 GMT

I know I speak for most people when I say I hope whatever he's going through gets worse.
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2026-04-23 20:47:56 GMT

The craziest thing about the Strait of Hormuz and the war in the middle east is that in the '80s and '90s, Donald Trump raped a bunch of kids and his name is all over the Epstein Files.

2026-04-22 01:24:03 GMT

The past week of MAGA regret is what happens when an entire nation of people suddenly runs face first into the reality that they have allowed themselves to be in a parasocial relationship with a violent, deranged, narcissistic sociopath who no longer requires their support in order to retain power, and can therefore be discarded like the trash he has always viewed them.
The pundits are going crazy trying to figure out "why now?" What makes his current batshit deranged mania a step too far for his supporters? What's different about the recent attacks on the Pope versus his attacks on women and children? What's so different about the recent AI photo of him as Jesus Christ versus the AI photos of the Obamas as monkeys? What's so damn different about the debacle in the Strait of Hormuz versus the debacle over the murder of Alex Pretti and Renee Good?
Let me answer that for you. What's different is it's happening TO THEM now. Trump's deranged, narcissistic violence is finally, and in measurable ways, HARMING THEM. That isn't a change in Trump. That's not a sign of disease, or onset of dementia. The only thing that's changed is the fact that Donald Trump, violent, deranged narcissistic sociopath that he's always been, no longer requires the support of his base to stay in power. And that makes them disposable.

2026-04-20 18:37:33 GMT

There's this weird trend I've noticed among large corporations with a strong public-facing line of business. And that is a very strange attitude toward customer interaction - treating it as some kind of chore or drain on their bottom line instead of their core method of earning profit. And this is a fairly recent development too. Some time in the last 5-10 years it's as if businesses started feeling weirdly offended every time they needed to engage directly in customer interaction, instead of identifying that interaction as a core component of the value of their business.
This is, I think, the core emotion currently driving the A.I. bubble. Not greed. Not fear. Not lack of empathy. But laziness. The desire to simply reach into a customer's pocket and extract cash without the need for all that messy and icky "talking to the customer" bullshit.
As the Director and founder of PlayLoveLearn, my company will never do that. Not just because it's the right thing to do. But also, just as in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king, in the age of A.I., human interaction is a luxury service.

2026-04-13 20:42:59 GMT

I want you to picture what immediately comes to mind when I say the phrase "the Strait of Hormuz is closed." Got that mental picture? Great. Because, if you're an American, odds are everything you're currently imagining is wrong.
You might be thinking that in order to "close the Strait", some amount of military presence is required. Some form of naval barricade. Ships with guns and mines and things. Or at the very very least, boats. And you would be wrong.
The Strait of Hormuz is not closed due to some physical barricade. It's closed because of paperwork. And, more specifically, insurance paperwork. And, even more specifically, American capitalist insurance paperwork. This sounds like the most boring subject ever - until you realize that it controls literally everything about the war, how the war ends, and how things ever get back to "normal". (Spoiler warning, they don't.)
On February 28, 2026, the same day Iran publicly announced that a peace deal was on the table in which America gets literally everything they ever wanted, America decided to set fire to Iran in the form of (deep sigh) "Operation Epic Fury". We live in the stupidest timeline. In less than an hour, American military forces bombed more than 1,000 civilian and military targets in Iran, and murdered more little Iranian girls attending elementary school than the Taliban ever did.
Ships going through the strait immediately saw their insurance rates rocket sky high. Why? Because war is one of the things that insurance covers, along with piracy, natural disasters, and foreign governments seizing your cargo. Before the bombing, ship cargo insurance ran about 0.02% of the value of the cargo they're hauling. On an average cargo ship carrying somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 million barrels of cargo worth approximately $100 million dollars, that's a rounding error. $20,000 per transit is nothing. Immediately following the bombing though, that insurance rate went up to 5% of the value of the haul. Or roughly FIVE MILLION DOLLARS per ship per transit. Put simply, that's like you waking up one day and finding out that because some idiot bombed the Toyota factory half a world away, your car insurance just went up to $50,000/ a month overnight.
And then, to make things worse, on March 2, the insurance companies just yanked everyone's insurance completely. They sent out letters saying that in 72 hours, all ships in the Strait of Hormuz would have their insurance cancelled. If you had infinite money, you couldn't buy insurance for your vessel. The actuarial tables took one look at the state of US involvement in Iran and just went FUCK NO. So, on March 5, 2026, every single vessel attempting passage through the Strait of Hormuz - an active war zone - quietly and completely lost all their insurance.
Now, what can ships do without insurance? Basically nothing. If you're an uninsured cargo vessel, no port is going to take you, your cargo won't make it through customs, your financing collapses, and your flag State pulls your registration. Basically the entire legal infrastructure underpinning global overseas trade says if you don't have insurance, you don't sail. So don't sail is exactly what everything and everybody did. America essentially clockblocked itself using capitalism.
Over the next few weeks Iran began allowing a few vessels through the Strait, from nations it considers non hostile. And by "allowed", what I mean is, the insurance companies decided that some non hostile nations such as China could buy insurance for their vessels. But there's a catch. They had to buy that insurance using Chinese yuan. Which, China was only too happy to do.
And then, THEN, something amazing happened. Something that hasn't ever happened before in the history of the world. Cargo ships started broadcasting their international country of origin AS CHINA. Japanese and Indian cargo ships started blasting the airwaves claiming "China owner" or "All crew and ship Chinese". They were hacking the embargo WITH BRANDING. And it worked! They bought insurance with Chinese yuan, and were allowed passage through the Strait. Problem solved! Everyone's happy!
Guess who isn't so happy about that, though. America. America, who is the largest exporter of petroleum and liquid natural gas in the world. Of course, Trump wants the Strait open. If America can't export its petroleum and petroleum based byproducts, because its ships, and its ships alone can't buy the insurance they need at literally any amount of American dollars, then American petroleum manufacturers start losing money. Which means Trump starts losing money.
So what does Trump do next? In his infinite wisdom, he decides to, in order:
- insult them
- insult their religion
- threaten them with annihilation
- send the Navy to physically blockade the Strait.
The Strait which was open before he bombed them, and is still open to everybody but him, and which he desperately needs to be open.
And I want you to just have a little think about what that "blockade" actually looks like. Because if you think the US Navy is just shooting down Japanese and Chinese and Indian and South Korean civilian shipping vessels with absolutely no response from those governments, you're a special kind of stupid. No, what this actually looks like in practice is a Naval vessel is parked just outside the Strait of Hormuz asking everyone else who has the legal right and paperwork to sail, to please pretty please don't sail through. And then when they fucking ignore us and set sail anyway, they write down the ship's identification number on a list and have a little cry about it.
So, here's the international state of affairs as it stands right now:
America is currently blockading itself, and ONLY ITSELF from passage through the Strait of Hormuz using its own Navy, because of actions taken by its own Air Force, which closed the Strait of Hormuz due to its own capitalist system, which is the only reason America even gives a shit about Hormuz in the first place.
Art of the fucking deal, folks.

2026-04-09 17:58:47 GMT

The 4 Stages of Any Trump Crisis:
1. cause a problem
2. blame woke
3. give up
4. declare victory

2026-04-08 16:00:39 GMT

How To Negotiate Like A President
TRUMP: Surprise! I have murdered your leader and also 160 schoolgirls.
IRAN: Cool cool cool hey go fuck yourself. The Strait of Hormuz is closed now.
TRUMP: You have one day to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself.
TRUMP: You have three days to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself.
TRUMP: You have two more days to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself.
TRUMP: You have one week to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself.
TRUMP: You have 24 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself.
TRUMP: You have two weeks to open the Strait of Hormuz or else.
IRAN: Go fuck yourself. Also, here is a list of 10 demands where you give us everything we want and the Strait stays closed.
TRUMP: Deal!
TRUMP: I am the smartest and best negotiator that ever negotiatinged.

2026-04-07 20:57:50 GMT

I need you to understand that the person currently threatening to exterminate an entire nation of people if he doesn't get his way is the same person who repeatedly raped and punched children when he didn't get his way.
There is very little that is beyond this person's Hell No I Won't Do That line. He is morally capable of committing a genocide. He is threatening to commit a genocide. He has the tools to commit a a genocide. I do not understand where this discussion is coming from wondering whether or not he means to commit a genocide.

2026-04-05 19:16:40 GMT

The US "Christian" pedophile President just used the most sacred day of the Christian faith to drop the F bomb, threaten other nations with "hell on Earth" and praised Allah. All so he can steal oil and sell it to enrich himself and his pedophile friends.
This is deranged blasphemy.

2026-04-04 16:35:41 GMT

This is an egg.
If you see a chicken, you're delusional and denying God. An egg can't just transition into a chicken. That's basic biology.
There, that's how stupid you sound.
#transphobes
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2026-04-03 16:35:13 GMT

TRANS PERSON: please don't press the button that makes children kill themselves
CIS PERSON: but it's such a pretty button
TRANS PERSON: yes but it kills children
CIS PERSON: it looks so fun to press tho
TRANS PERSON: uh huh it kills children
CIS PERSON: you don't understand this button reminds me of my own childhood
TRANS PERSON: i feel like I need to remind you - dead children
CIS PERSON: *sweat pouring down their face* but i can separate the button from the person who made the button!
TRANS PERSON: good for you, the button still makes children kill themselves
CIS PERSON: *straining from the effort of not pushing the button* but i want my children to enjoy the button
TRANS PERSON: the button that kills children
CIS PERSON: you just don't want anyone to enjoy things
TRANS PERSON: again...dead children
CIS PERSON: *pushes the button*
This post is about JK Rowling.

2026-04-03 16:17:53 GMT

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@nprofile…n2fr I spend an average of $5-10 to fully charge my EV

2026-04-03 16:03:50 GMT

Seen in Seattle today. We're going to see $10/gallon before this is over. I guarantee it.
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2026-03-29 19:01:36 GMT

CPAC 2026 literally had a white supremacist drag queen for the children.
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2026-03-26 19:22:34 GMT

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@nprofile…7q7j me when I boost and favorite my own post
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2026-03-23 16:37:17 GMT

I love the 1984 version of Dune but their characters were so over the top! Look at this guy. An orange, necrotic, decaying pedophile billionaire ruler who starts wars in a desert on his own personal whims, all to control an important limited resource that's necessary for commerce and transportation. Talk about unrealistic.
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2026-03-22 01:28:50 GMT

Raise your hand if you would purchase weed for the troops ✋🏻💯
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2026-03-19 18:35:34 GMT

"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.

2026-03-19 17:22:57 GMT

Today's lesson in GOP "logic": 2+2=5, up is down, and islands are not land
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2026-03-19 08:25:40 GMT

"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you were assigned male at birth"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"you're mentally ill"
non sequitur
"you're invading women's spaces"
category error
"you'll never be a real woman"
no true scotsman
"you're normalizing a fetish"
strawman
"you can't change your sex"
skill issue

2026-03-09 15:32:19 GMT

Let me predict the future for you:
- Oil stays above $100/barrel for a few days
- Trump panics as his poll numbers continue to drop
- Trump claims military victory via insane, rambling 2am Truth Social rant
- U.S. troops withdraw from Iran
- Mysterious day-old accounts somehow predict the exact day on Polymarket and make millions
- Israel is left holding the bag in a forever war with Iran which your tax dollars continue to fund
- Ayatollah's son gets a 40 year reign courtesy of your tax dollars
- Trump and Hegseth bomb Cuba next
- Trump starts claiming he "ended 9 wars" now

2026-03-08 20:34:38 GMT

Hey
I just met you
And this is crazy
But if you find yourself about to mansplain the gender pay gap to a woman on international women's day maybe instead just shut the fuck up forever

2026-03-08 16:46:04 GMT

WOMEN: hey can we get equal rights and equal pay for equal work?
COMPANIES: no
COMPANIES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY: no, girlboss ✊🏻♀️

2026-03-08 03:06:42 GMT

Stop asking the people who never had a plan about healthcare about their non-existent plans about Iran. They don't have plans. They never did. Plans are for woke libtards. They are operating on ChatGPT hallucinations and day drunk gut vibes only.

2026-03-01 17:30:57 GMT

Sometimes when people ask me how I'm doing I say "fine" but they never follow up with payment so perhaps in future I should tell them how much I am fining them.

2026-03-01 17:19:13 GMT

Happy late Caturday. Dorian has his lap so all is right with his world.
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2026-02-28 16:55:23 GMT

My days of not taking these rumors about a Firefly reunion seriously are certainly coming to a middle
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2026-02-28 01:33:46 GMT

It's cute how Trump thinks if he only commits enough crimes then we'll stop talking about his crimes

2026-02-27 21:55:16 GMT

"the average trans girl has 3.7 girlfriends" factoid is actually just a statistical error. Girlfriends Zoe who lives in Seattle and has eighty seven thousand girlfriends in her polycule is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

2026-02-27 08:11:55 GMT

Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Jupiter has 95 moons
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2026-02-26 18:34:36 GMT

People who are allowed to have a driver's license in the state of Kansas:
- Murderers
- Rapists
- Drug dealers
- Child molesters
- People with 4 DUIs
People who are not allowed to have a driver's license in the state of Kansas:
- Trans people

2026-02-26 18:04:02 GMT

HOW TO SPEAK LIKE A SEATTLEITE
Yeah a little bit = Yes a whole fuckton
Looks like Seattle sunshine = It is typical cold, overcast, drizzly day
Mountain's out = It is a nice clear sunny day for once
I'm taking the slut = I will be arriving by trolley car
Fill me up with leaded = Coffee. Now.
Gimme a Vitamin R = I would very much like to partake in a beer please
We should get coffee sometime = Never speak to me again
I'll check my calendar = I will not be checking my calendar
I stand with Seattle PD = I am a massive tool who can't get laid
Bringing my umbrella = ??? Nobody has ever said this in the history of Seattle
Getting on I5 = Fuck me specifically

2026-02-25 19:06:23 GMT

VOTES CAST IN AMERICAN ELECTIONS IN THE LAST 50 YEARS
TOTAL: 2,000,000,000+
CASES OF VOTER FRAUD: 1,546
BY NON CITIZENS: 58
WHO ARE UNDOCUMENTED: 10
Source: The people who are telling you undocumented non-citizen voter fraud is the biggest problem with our elections
https://electionfraud.heritage.org/search?state=PA

2026-02-22 18:53:54 GMT

The recent surge of transphobia was literally a psyop created and pushed by Epstein, his friends at 4chan, and other billionaire pedophiles, and nobody is talking about this.

2026-02-21 19:35:30 GMT

Attention DNC: Nobody likes a Moderate. The people want progressive policies.
If you define Moderate as “tempered by both parties views and somewhat in between them”, what the hell does that even look like nowadays?
What’s the midpoint between trans rights and tax cuts for pedophiles? What's the midpoint between universal healthcare and let's shoot moms in the face in broad daylight? Moderate positions do not exist under fascism. You're either part of the resistance or part of the problem.
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2026-02-18 05:59:10 GMT

Complete list of everything racist Charlie Kirk has said in 2026:
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2026-02-09 05:13:26 GMT

More people watched the Puppy Bowl than the Turning Point sponsored Halftime Klan Rally Featuring Walking Midlife Crisis.

2026-02-09 03:58:05 GMT

Kid Rock is another name for Epstein Island

2026-02-08 00:22:51 GMT

This is fascism. They're not enforcing laws. They're suppressing votes.
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2026-01-27 19:02:05 GMT

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I SCARED THE CATS AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF THEY SPENT 35 MILLION DOLLARS IN ADVERTISING AND SOLD ONE FUCKING TICKET
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2026-01-26 17:32:29 GMT

Please don't think that you can stop a Nazi by pointing out hypocrisy or by pointing out that they are lying.
They know. It is a feature, not a bug.
When a fascist lies to you, they are displaying power. "I know I am lying. You know I am lying. What the fuck are you going to do about it."
When a fascist lies to other fascists, they are displaying loyalty. "I know I am lying. You know I am lying. We do this because it is how we show allegiance to the cause."
In this way, fascism is inherently an empty ideology. It stands for nothing. It believes in nothing. It can therefore lie about everything.
Except one thing: power.
Fascism MUST lie. It MUST deceive. It MUST play to baser beliefs like racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and xenophobia, because it has literally nothing of value to offer.
They know this. We know this. That is why they lie.

2026-01-22 21:52:45 GMT

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus kidnapped a five year old and forced him at gunpoint to be used as bait so the Roman government could abduct his parents and imprison them a death camp

2026-01-18 19:36:49 GMT

Spotted in Minneapolis today. What's left of the mask is disintegrating by the day.
This MAGA's sign says "GAS THE IMMIGRANTS".
Gone is the pretext of "illegal"
Gone is the pretext of "criminal"
Gone is the pretext of "deport"
MAGA are Nazis. And Nazis are MAGA. They have one goal and one aim and one purpose, and that is a Holocaust. Everything else they ever say is set dressing.
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2026-01-15 19:44:09 GMT

no no you see tyranny is when someone requests that you use a certain pronoun not when I send rogue paramilitary death squads into your city to hunt down and murder your neighbors

2026-01-11 21:15:10 GMT

You cannot have a nation where the ruling party, the Republicans, get to break every rule, every law, every social moral and ethical norm and convention, without consequence, and the rest of us, the citizens of America, must instantly obey every order shouted at us by masked anonymous death squads, even the conflicting ones, or else face immediate execution.

2026-01-06 21:38:44 GMT

Advice to European nations from an American:
Put troops in Greenland now. He will try to seize it if you don't send military assets to protect that territory. And you need to do it now. Shoot American troops if necessary.
He's an idiot and he's evil. But he's also a coward. He will back down immediately if faced with aggressive, coordinated, international opposition. It's simple. We are your enemy. Treat us as such.

2026-01-04 10:43:23 GMT

The last three days have been a hell of a year.

2026-01-04 06:13:58 GMT

Dear MAGA,
"We got scammed" isn't the excuse that you think it is. We KNOW you keep getting scammed. That's the entire problem.
If grandma keeps driving to the bank week after week to withdraw her entire life savings because she keeps falling for the exact same Nigerian Prince Email Scam over and over the solution isn't "oh well nothing anyone can do, she just got scammed that's all." The solution is we take grandma's car keys away.

2026-01-04 02:26:13 GMT

Is Maduro in our country legally or illegally now?

2026-01-03 19:40:32 GMT

So you're saying if a President is a felon we can just send the military in to kidnap him and his entire family and yank him out of power and install whoever we want and that's totally a legal and moral thing to do under the American justice system?
Hmmm. Interesting. Tell me more.
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2026-01-03 19:34:04 GMT

Hey remember when we captured Saddam Hussein and afterward Iraq became peaceful and prosperous and democratic and ISIS didn't happen?

2026-01-03 18:26:34 GMT

Trump has bombed:
🇸🇴 Somalia
🇾🇪 Yemen
🇳🇬 Nigeria
🇮🇷 Iran
🇮🇶 Iraq
🇸🇾 Syria
🇻🇪 Venezuela
🛥️ Some random ass fishing boats
MAGA:
tHe mOsT peAcE pReSidUnt

2026-01-03 18:18:29 GMT

I am once again asking elected Democrats to FUCKING DO SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

2026-01-02 22:50:40 GMT

Oh you hate socialism?
The US spends about $106b/yr out of its $10.3t/yr budget on food stamps. That's about 0.001% of the yearly budget.
Let's put that in perspective. If you make $50,000/yr salary, about 8¢ of your taxes goes toward food stamps, and about $4,000 of it goes toward corporate subsidies (defense contracts, billionaire tax breaks, farms, distributors, oil and gas, etc).
If you're mad about the 8¢ cents instead of the $4,000 dollars, you don't hate socialism, you hate poor people.

2025-12-31 06:38:58 GMT

Iowa just made history by electing their first black woman to the Senate.
She won with a 71.5% supermajority, a 27 point overperformance in a district Kamala Harris only won by 16 points, which makes the electorate swing a gobsmacking 11 points toward Democrats.
Trump has pissed off the ENTIRE nation.
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2025-12-31 01:36:42 GMT

Trans people didn't traffick your children to a secret private island to be raped. Billionaires did that.
Immigrants didn't break into your social security accounts and steal your money. Billionaires did that.
Liberals didn't slap random tariffs on every item in your grocery cart. Billionaires did that.
Feminists didn't buy up millions of homes for pennies on the dollar and make housing literally unaffordable. Billionaires did that.
Muslims didn't start dozens of wars around the world over oil and then send your sons and daughters overseas to die in them. Billionaires did that.
Stop blaming other people for what billionaires did to us.

2025-12-30 23:50:37 GMT

"The homegrowns are next"
- Donald Trump, convicted rapist
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2025-12-30 18:50:23 GMT

There is no such thing as "sex with underaged girl", CNBC. The words you're looking for are MATT GAETZ RAPED A CHILD.
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2025-12-29 18:27:51 GMT

We can't have this ⬇️
· $20 billion - ending homelessness
· $25 billion - eradicating hunger
· $79 billion - free college for all
Because we bought this instead ⬇️
· $40 billion - make Argentina great again
· $70 billion - Trump's personal Nazi ICE army
· $318 billion - Israeli genocide
· $620 billion - Pentagon contract for Don Jr
· $2.21 trillion - US military
· $4.5 trillion - billionaire tax breaks

2025-12-29 17:50:36 GMT

One day, Trump will be dead, and everybody you know will suddenly have always been against this.

2025-12-28 22:36:31 GMT

Okay MAGA christofascists, let me talk to you in words you'll understand.
1. It is a sin to persecute immigrants.
- Leviticus 19:33-34
- Exodus 22:21
- Deuteronomy 10:18-19
- Zachariah 7:10
2. It is a sin to persecute trans people.
- Matthew 19:12
- Acts 8:27-39
- Genesis 37:3
3. It is a sin to idolize Donald Trump.
- Exodus 20:3-6
- 1 Corinthians 10:14
- Leviticus 19:4
- 1 John 2:15
If you have problems with that, take it up with God.

2025-12-28 22:07:45 GMT

If we can't prevent Trump from seizing the reins of power when he is a self confessed Nazi, fascist, narcissist, misogynist, racist, transphobe grifter and child rapist, how the hell are we going to prevent J.D. Vance from doing so when he is still all of that minus the child rape.

2025-12-26 06:39:36 GMT

Lana's Razor - never ascribe to stupidity that which your enemy has actively informed you is malice.

2025-12-25 10:18:31 GMT

Trans people shouldn't bother you more than fascism.
Happy Christmas to ALL. :trans_heart:

2025-12-24 03:09:54 GMT

If you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie backwards it's the heartwarming tale of a small-town girl who finally summons the courage to dump her loser idiot manchild of a boyfriend who still literally believes in Santa Claus, moves to the big city, immediately lands a high powered executive position at a major Fortune 500 company, and rediscovers the joys of urban hedonism.

2025-12-24 02:21:02 GMT

I am not a toy. I am a 4,000 year commitment. Please think twice before gifting someone a 3rd Stage Guild Navigator this Christmas.
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2025-12-23 17:08:20 GMT

Oops they forgot to redact this one-
Convicted child rapist Jeffrey Epstein to convicted child rapist Larry Nassar, in a letter dated right around the time that Epstein "killed himself" in prison:
"Our President also shares our love of young nubile girls. Whenever a young beauty walked by, he loved to 'grab snatch' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess hall of the system. Life is unfair."
Source: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00035759.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%208/EFTA00035768.pdf
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2025-12-23 15:17:09 GMT

But they were all of them deceived. For in the Land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a sixth Mambo.

2025-12-22 08:48:53 GMT

Everyone mourns differently. For instance, if I died suddenly, I would hope my spouse would at least grieve for a few months before hopping back in the dating pool. I never even considered fireworks.
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2025-12-22 04:04:59 GMT

"where were all the trans people before?"
We hid. And if we didn't hide, we died.
- we were deemed clinically insane.
- we we imprisoned.
- we were put in institutions.
- we were forcibly medically castrated.
- we were tortured with electric shocks.
- we were hunted down and killed.
- our murderers claimed "panic" and were set free.
- many of us chose the "easy way out" instead.
Helping trans people exist is good, actually.

2025-12-22 00:58:29 GMT

There are 0 trans people in the Epstein files. Take all the time with that you need.

2025-12-20 09:46:57 GMT

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@nprofile…7uhk yeah you're probably right. They want to FORCE me to open the app and look at the damn ads.

2025-12-20 09:40:23 GMT

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@nprofile…7uhk you would be mistaken. There are banner ads embedded in the app.

2025-12-20 09:38:11 GMT

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@nprofile…7uhk honestly I wish I knew the answer to that. I feel like the answer is probably something dumb like "nepotism" or some bullshit. Like, this feels like it was designed by someone's nephew who is "good at coding".

2025-12-20 09:34:02 GMT

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@nprofile…7uhk that might be the most frustrating part of all this. I HAVE AN RF CARD THAT I ORDERED FROM THIS COMPANY. They disabled it a month after I ordered it and changed the process TO this.

2025-12-20 09:22:48 GMT

I drive an EV car. And generally I've been very happy with using public chargers to keep my car topped up with the electrons it needs. But I feel like I have to speak out against the folks at ChargePoint specifically because whoever designed this bullshit needs to be fired into the fucking sun. This might be the single most irritating U.I. that I have ever had the misfortune of using in my entire life.
1. First, the U.I. presents you with a blank map of the ENTIRE United States. You have to click that map to get it to eventually zoom in to your location.
2. Then, you have to click the specific blue dot on the map that you want to charge at.
3. Then, in the menu below the map, you click the green "Available" sticker for the one you want to charge at.
4. Then, you click the orange "Start Charge" button.
5. Then, for some reason you need to click this different green "Available" sticker/button.
6. And then, for some reason, you click this other more differenter orange "Start Charge" button.
7. Then you have to confirm in this popup that yes, you are physically at the charger that you have already repeatedly confirmed you want to charge at.
8. Only then will it allow you to put in your payment information and unlock the spool for the charger.
That's SEVEN DIFFERENT STEPS just to begin paying money for electrons. And if you fuck up at any of these steps, you will need to start over at the beginning. My parents' generation put men on the moon. Why the fuck is it so difficult to pay for electricity in the year of our Lord 2025?? We used to have a society.
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2025-12-20 08:42:01 GMT

Home Alone 2: Epstein Files Edition
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2025-12-19 23:40:03 GMT

Almost every single page of the Epstein files looks like this. One document totaling 119 pages is completely like this. Just black squares over every single page.
This is not "releasing the files" as ordered to by both Congress and a court order.
Every single person involved in this should be in jail.
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2025-12-19 21:48:56 GMT

I hope we all understand something - that the $1,776 which Trump is sending specifically only to military families - THAT'S BRIBE MONEY.
Trump desperately needs the military on his side. Why? Because the "mass deportation" part of this genocide is about to explicitly turn into the "mass graves" part of the genocide.
The Nazi Holocaust started the same way, as a mass deportation exercise. It's just that the deportation became too overly complicated and expensive, so they just started killing them.
We're seeing this happen already, as detainees are shuffled around and around to various prisons and not allowed contact with their family or their lawyer or anybody in the outside world. It's done on purpose to remove legal liability and make it harder to track where any individual body is at any single time.
If Trump and his demons are allowed to keep this up, Mass Graves is where this is inevitably headed. And Trump just bribed the military so they'll follow the kill order when he gives it. FUCK I hate these people with every single fiber of my being. Every single Trump voter and every single Abandon Harris shitheel threw the rest of us into their own personal parasocial grotesquerie and every last one of them can rot in the fucking dirt.

2025-12-18 20:42:10 GMT

My response to anyone asking me to do anything for the next two weeks starting Monday
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2025-12-18 20:17:02 GMT

The fucking house was on fire and we offered you MAGA dipshits water. But you asshats told us to "cry harder" and demanded more gasoline.
No psyops necessary you dumb bitch. A learning disabled preschooler would have been harder to fool.
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2025-12-17 02:35:03 GMT

MAGA: women are the people who bear children!
WOMEN: many of us don't have kids.
MAGA: ok but women are the people who could!
WOMEN: lots of us can't.
MAGA: women are people with periods!
WOMEN: many women don't menstruate.
MAGA: women are people with a uterus!
WOMEN: you can literally remove your uterus.
MAGA: women are people born with a uterus!
WOMEN: you can also be born without one.
MAGA: women are people with two X chromosomes!
WOMEN: you can be a cis woman with a Y chromosome.
MAGA: women are people who are female at conception!!
WOMEN: bro EVERYONE is female at conception.
MAGA: WOMEN HAVE VAGINAS AND MEN HAVE THE PENIS!!
WOMEN: you're not going to believe this.

2025-12-16 17:31:53 GMT

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I suppose Arthur Dant is much less prepared for things than Arthur Dent. LMAO

2025-12-16 08:13:43 GMT

Arthur Dant was trimming his beard when he heard the voice whisper in his ear. More specifically, he was trimming the left side of his beard when he heard it. The voice, a pleasant though somewhat androgenous one, said quite clearly "two hundred and fifty-five". And then he cut off the left side of his mustache.
He hadn't meant to snip off the left side of his mustache. It's just that at that very moment, he hadn't been at all prepared to hear the number "two hundred and fifty-five". And in his astonishment, he found that he had quite involuntarily contracted the muscles of his right hand, in which was held a pair of small metal trimming-scissors. And just like that, the entire left side of his moustache dropped softly into his bathroom sink like a depressed caterpillar.
"Bother," he said to himself in the mirror.
The right side of his moustache waggled gloriously when he said it. The left side did not, as it was, as previously mentioned, in the sink.
The voice in his ear said "two hundred and fifty-four".
Arthur Dant frowned at himself in the mirror. He scratched his earlobe. He frowned again.
"Two hundred and fifty-three" said the voice in his ear.
"No, no, no, that will not do. That simply will not DO." Arthur Dant said to the voice in his ear. "Who the devil is that? Show yourself!"
He whirled around and tore open the shower-curtain behind him; the yellow polka-dotted one his girlfriend had given him on Boxing Day "to remember me by". But there was nobody in the shower.
"Ah-HA!" he yelled, slamming the small bathroom door shut and pointing dramatically at the corner where his bathrobe hung. He flung the bathrobe to the floor and stomped on it. But there was nobody in the corner, OR behind the bathrobe.
"Two hundred and fifty-two," the voice said emotionlessly.
Arthur Dant slapped himself in the face. Hard. And passed out.
When he awoke a few minutes later, two things occurred to him. The first is that he could finally pinpoint what the voice kept reminding him of. It was exactly like those types of announcements you hear over the tannoy on a train, telling you things like "Next stop Piccadilly" and "Mind the gap". The sort of announcement that nobody actually listens to, but everybody is very very cross indeed if it is absent.
The second thing that occurred to Arthur is that the voice was no longer saying "two hundred and etcetera". And that was because the voice in his head (and he must now admit that the voice was indeed happening inside his head) had graduated to saying things like "seventy-two" and "seventy-one" and most recently "seventy".
"Bother." Arthur Dant said to nobody, as he scrambled to his feet and wrapped his tea-stained bathrobe about himself. He wondered madly for about a second and a half whether he should also bring along the shower curtain and firmly decided against it. Whatever this was, it would not be solved by the addition of a twelve pound ninety-nine pence yellow polka-dotted Boxing Day gift.
"Sixty-eight" said the voice as Arthur turned the front doorknob of his house and came face to face with his neighbor, Prentice. Prentice's hand was raised to about eye level and balled up into a fist. Arthur immediately ducked to dodge the certain incoming pummelling.
"Here now old chap I was only about to rap on your door ha ha. Up you go. Good chap." Prentice pulled Arthur to his feet and brushed an imaginary speck of dust off his shoulder. Arthur suffered this indignity in silence.
"Erm, look, I know this might be a strange question..." Prentice began. "But you wouldn't be...?" his voice trailed off uncertainly. "What I mean to say is, are you...?"
Arthur merely stood there in his own doorway, letting his insufferable neighbor figure out how to finish that sentence.
"Sixty." said the voice.
Prentice gulped visibly and sputtered. "Do you...erm...are you hearing..."
"A voice in my head counting down numbers that sounds almost exactly like a tannoy announcement?" Arthur finished.
"Yes!"
"No." Arthur tried to push past Prentice, but the taller man caught him by the elbow.
"Now look here old chap, I think you are. And if you are, you've got to come out with it. Because..." Here his voice became conspiratorial. "Because I think *everybody* is hearing it."
"You wot??"
"I think it's in *everyone's* head old chap. It's not just me and it's not just you. It's ALL of us." He finished.
"Forty-six," said the voice.
"How..."
"Ask me how I know."
Arthur shut his eyes for a moment and envisioned running Prentice's smug little face through the business end of a wood chipper.
"Alright. How do you know."
"Well, I was listening to the radio just now when it happened. And when the voice said the first number, the radio jockey was just starting to read out the news and do you know what he said? Ask me what he said."
Arthur briefly entertained a vision of stuffing fireworks up Prentice's nostrils and lighting them. Not the small-time stuff either. The kind you only see on American television during July.
"Fine." Arthur sighed and extinguished the fireworks. "What did he say?"
"Here, do you know you only have half a moustache?" Prentice blinked like a fish in the sunlight.
"JUST TELL ME WHAT THE RADIO MAN SAID YOU BLITHERING BEACHED COD!"
"Well you don't have to be rude about it. I think it's rather a fun fashion statement actually. Quite suits you."
Arthur let out a scream that frightened several crows the next county over, which was cut short when he heard the voice in his head say "thirty-five." How the bloody hell had it gotten so low? Had he missed so many?
"I don't have time for this," Arthur said, pushing past Prentice and descending the short stoop.
"Two hundred and fifty-five". Prentice said.
Arthur stopped dead in his tracks. "What did you say?"
"That's what the man on Radio One said. Clear as day. Two hundred and fifty-five." Prentice insisted. "Now what would make a man go and say that during the weather report hmm?"
Arthur shook his head, eyebrows working up and down in confusion. "I haven't the foggiest."
"Nor did I. But I had a little think about it, and I think... He heard it. You see? He heard the numbers in his ear. Just like he always hears the producer in his ear, telling him what to say. So he just... repeated it. Only it weren't the producer this time."
"So who bloody is it??" Arthur said, grasping Prentice by his lapels and physically shaking him.
"I have no bloody idea!!" Prentice said with a toothy grin, as if someone had just told him he won the lotto.
"Twenty-one" said the voice.
"How do I know you're telling me the truth," Arthur said.
"Because I just bloody heard her say twenty-one in my head, innit."
"Her?"
"Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, I dunno. Could be a him I guess."
"Or a they."
"Oh don't tell me you're one of those pronoun people," Prentice began. "I just can't figure out all these new pronouns, I mean how could they not be able to tell? I think they're—"
Arthur punched Prentice. Hard. In the mouth. And Prentice passed out. Arthur wrung his hand a bit. It was beginning to swell. Probably broken.
"Worth it." Arthur said to nobody.
"Eighteen," The voice said.
Arthur ran down the street in a full sprint, looking for — well, he wasn't quite sure what, actually. An authority he supposed. Someone to tell him what to do in this situation.
"Seventeen," the voice said.
A bus whizzed by, going much, much too fast for this residential neighborhood. The driver looked like he was in shock.
"Sixteen," the voice said.
Arthur began fumbling in his bathrobe pockets for his cellphone, before remembering that, for one, he has never in his life, ever, kept his cell phone there, and secondly he wasn't quite sure who he would call anyway.
"Fifteen," the voice said.
"Dotty!" Arthur screamed aloud. "Oh my heavens I need to call my Dotty! She must be worried sick! I need to—"
But just then, a little brown Toyota pulled up behind him with a tiny squeak of the brakes. He knew that squeak. And seconds later, Dot was tumbling out of the Toyota and into his arms and he was kissing her and she was kissing him back and
"Fourteen," the voice said.
"Fourteen." Dotty said, breaking the kiss.
"What." Arthur said.
"That's what the voice just said. I mean, I assume you're hearing it too. Everybody is hearing it. It's all over the news. Everybody in the whole world. They're saying it's some kind of a countdown. And I just couldn't bear the thought of..." her voice trailed off at the end, her bright green eyes searching his.
"I'm glad you're here, Dot." Arthur said.
"Thirteen," the voice said.
"There's nobody else I'd rather..."
Dotty kissed him again. And again.
"Twelve".
And again.
There was a long silence.
"Do you know you only have half a moustache?" She said.
"I... yes, I'm aware." He finished lamely.
"I kind of like it. Gives you a certain...panache."
"A panache, you say? Well. Suppose I keep it then. I've never had a panache before."
The silence lingered.
Dotty broke it first. "Do you notice anything?"
"The highlights in your hair. The way the sunlight catches the curve of your lips just so..."
"Oh well done Don Juan." she said wryly. "I meant the voice in our heads.
"Now that you mention it, I... Well I suppose I don't hear it anymore."
"Neither do I."
"Is that a good or a bad thing, do you think?" he said.
"I dunno. I guess it depends on what it was counting down to."
"Listen, nothing good ever came of a mysterious telepathic voice counting down from two hundred and fifty-five."
"I suppose you've got me there."
"I have, haven't I." He pulled Dot close again and kissed her thoroughly.
For months, nothing came of the voice. There were investigations by several world governments. There were trials and tribunals. There were countless efforts of professional investigative journalism. There were scientific panels from every subject ranging from neuropathy to extraterrestrial life. Nobody knew anything. It is an amazing thing that a human can do, when there are no answers to be had, and nothing to be done about it. We simply move on as if it never happened.
And for exactly five months and eleven days, it was as if nothing had. Arthur proposed to Dot, and they were married the very next week at the local courthouse, Judge George Bowman presiding. It was done on a lively spring day with the flowers in bloom. Prentice sued for assault of course, and was awarded several thousand pounds in damages. Judge George Bowman presiding. That also happened on a lovely spring day with the flowers in bloom which just goes to show you, you can't trust flowers.
Arthur's half-moustache began coming back in, and Arthur snipped the left side off again because Dot said she rather liked it that way. Then, one Saturday morning in September, Arthur was making pancakes when he heard the voice like a whisper in his ear. "Eleven."

2025-12-16 06:53:04 GMT

We are now in a race against time to see whether public disapproval of Trump will grow fast enough to save our democracy before Trump builds such a crushing dictatorship that public opinion no longer matters.

2025-12-15 04:33:20 GMT

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@nprofile…egxd HOW THE FUCK ARE MAGA PEOPLE SO CONSISTENTLY WRONG ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING

2025-12-15 04:24:34 GMT

Can't wait to hear tomorrow about how Nick Reiner has been secretly trans for decades

2025-12-15 00:51:18 GMT

There is money for ICE.
There is money for ballrooms.
There is money for golden toilets.
There is money for the president of Argentina.
There is money for prosecuting political enemies.
There is money for death camps.
There is money for DOGE.
There is money for war with Venezuela.
There is no money for healthcare, housing, or food.
Making us suffer is a policy choice.

2025-12-14 21:58:41 GMT

Reviewing Classic Christmas Stories As A Klingon:
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. A Ferenghi businessman is haunted by three spirits who attempt to remind him of his honor. The Ferenghi should have simply slain the demons who attacked him. 3/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Glory to Tiny Tim!
The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry. Two pathetic humans attempt a mating ceremony in which they sell their most prized possessions in order to purchase gifts for each other. Incomprehensible. Why does the female not simply bite the male to show her affection. 1/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
The Nutcracker by E.T.A. Hoffman. A child's toy comes to life and defeats the evil Rat King in glorious hand-to-hand combat. Then the toy's honor is memorialized in dance and song. A true warrior's tale! 5/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr Seuss. A cautionary tale. A Klingon from a lowly house is shunned by his peers and forced to live without honor on the outskirts of town. Instead of seeking honor and glory on his own like a true Klingon, he instead sneaks around under cover of darkness and steals the town's presents with the help of his faithful targ. As punishment, Kah'less removes his warrior spirit and he is doomed to stay in the small town facing his dishonor every day. If he had the heart of a warrior, he would have done battle against Whoville and claimed the glory of Christmas for his own. 4/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
The Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton. The King of Halloween Town assigns three children to kidnap the demon Sandy Claws because he is a coward who refuses to fight his own battles. They too fail, because none of them possess the heart of a warrior. 0/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Tim Burton has no honor.
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by Robert L. May. A young warrior is shunned by his peers due to a physical deformity. He leaves his family and house to seek his own glory. He returns after defeating a dentist, a filthy gold-loving Ferenghi prospector, and an abominable snowman. Recognizing his fearless warrior spirit, he is given the place of honor at the front of Santa's sleigh. 5/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Glory upon the House of Rudolph!

2025-12-12 16:55:37 GMT

I like how MAGA constantly taunts us with civil war, as if they won the last one.
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2025-12-12 16:45:23 GMT

CIS MAN: *wears a skirt*
MAGA: you are no longer a man
TRANS WOMAN: *wears a skirt*
MAGA: you will always be a man
These people have no coherent beliefs. Just a need to abuse queer people.