mellon

Me do stuff.

Religion: Mono-modern-waifuism
Website: [waifuism.life](http://waifuism.life )

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Last Notes

2026-11-03 13:59:19 GMT

we're back online baby waifuism.life right on right on

2026-10-25 04:16:19 GMT

Oh no!
Pleroma is about to shoot your database!
Tell her something to save it!
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/95/9a/8e/959a8e5fd55efba1640aee7474b18c71ce6e0e41c35d48d1a445224b82c90558.webp?name=aXAoZdNzxM0PTQ.webp

2026-10-24 16:08:36 GMT

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2026-10-23 01:31:48 GMT

It's so sad that we all have to cave dive and die when we get to 30
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2026-10-22 00:12:20 GMT

>Order some chinese food
>Guy delivers my food, he says:
-"Do you order from here often?"
+"Somewhat yeah"
-"Don't. Just, don't."
+"Okay... Thanks..."
Actual interaction I had 5 minutes ago.
Guys, what the hell did he meant by it.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/cb/b6/50/cbb65085a401167d62deea901174ca93e8aca667154cd51ef92eef0f27a308a5.webp?name=ONQnz7vYS1Axcw.webp

2026-10-21 19:38:30 GMT

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2026-10-21 17:49:51 GMT

they just fixed india
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2026-10-21 14:00:43 GMT

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I thought this was some random alpha humor but the truth was completely different
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2026-10-19 20:58:51 GMT

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#note1g3l…tdtw

2026-10-19 19:37:55 GMT

noticing a minor spuelling error in a post just after posting it
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2026-10-15 18:32:38 GMT

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actually I'm 67 😂 😂 💯 💯 💦

2026-10-15 18:30:12 GMT

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I'm a 69 year old that sounds 420 but looks 1000

2026-10-15 18:19:38 GMT

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yes im 20 im old as fuck

2026-10-15 18:18:45 GMT

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he drew a drawing of the guy doing the 🖕 at the camera from that movie he liked but as an anime girl

2026-10-15 18:10:07 GMT

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PLEASE MESO CAN YOU DRAW MESO-TAN PREGNANT JUST A LITTLE REQUEST FOR ME

2026-10-15 18:09:50 GMT

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IM SORRY MESO OKAY? IM SORRY

2026-10-15 18:09:12 GMT

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meso i wasn't following you sorry

2026-10-04 22:09:32 GMT

Is fedi still addictive

2026-09-25 14:33:19 GMT

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capybaras eat melons im just taking my melon part back
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2026-09-25 14:29:28 GMT

>Why do you eat capybaras, don't you love them?
I love them so much I roast and eat them and they become a part of me (literally)
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/73/0d/c8/730dc8e11d11a87d9dfed8c36ef4fa4666beffc73da4ee795133722120e55007.webp?name=dg22K3wdpZoK7Q.webp

2026-09-21 15:34:33 GMT

my three favorite vtubers, I've heard they do this thing called "stream" but I cannot confirm this information
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8c/c4/14/8cc41445b5083b91aaec04ed3a68c1556b8dfcd4680f6f3374729adb7ceb7692.webp?name=xrVLvle94wqwQQ.webp
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2026-09-21 12:51:06 GMT

Twileh
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2026-09-20 01:31:44 GMT

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2026-09-14 21:43:30 GMT

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2026-09-08 15:02:05 GMT

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EPISODE

2026-09-08 15:02:00 GMT

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A PODCAST

2026-09-08 15:01:41 GMT

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wanna do a collab

2026-09-08 13:44:07 GMT

thanks for 42 subscribers
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2026-09-05 21:30:12 GMT

Morning

2026-09-03 02:14:17 GMT

panty or stocking?
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2026-08-20 02:28:50 GMT

GOT SECOND PLACE IN LOCAL MAGIC TOURNAMENT WOOOOOOOOOO

2026-08-18 03:26:25 GMT

we got there friends
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2026-08-10 19:58:05 GMT

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where 👁️

2026-08-10 19:46:03 GMT

what if there was a bigpig-tan

2026-08-05 16:37:43 GMT

are you guys still interested in pleroma-tan pictures

2026-08-05 00:53:25 GMT

isn't it kinda weird to eat meat?
like, I was eating this chicken right, and i thought to myself like, this is a carcass of what used to be a living being
not that it's wrong or whatever, just thought it was kinda weird
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/df/fa/e1/dffae1cd5c546202ebfd4db473f2f86c75a936999fbc305f3322ecb38f555894.webp?name=jITd2HGSC9WHRA.webp
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2026-07-28 16:11:23 GMT

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IT WAS FAKE???

2026-07-20 20:21:35 GMT

🌱 I harvested Wheat for 16 coins in Open Farm Game.
View this farm plot on the Open Farm Game website: https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=72f2e80d-0c44-41d3-bf35-974cbb0915ac
Sent from the Open Farm Game Miniapp: https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/

2026-07-17 12:34:21 GMT

🌱 I harvested Wheat for 16 coins in Open Farm Game.
https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=d621e99b-37e6-4846-bbd6-1656ccdec863
Posted from the Open Farm Game miniapp.

2026-07-16 19:58:47 GMT

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YOU are going into the known network, not me

2026-07-16 19:57:13 GMT

lord save me if i ever go into the whole known network

2026-07-14 15:00:29 GMT

My Asian women fetish started when I was little waiting for a bus with mom in a terminal.
I was sitting next to an older Chinese girl, and my mom went to the bathroom, the Chinese girl then gave me an unopened can of Asian candy.
Couldn't understand what she was saying so I opened it, but she denied it when I tried to give it back, I was so confused I just stared blankly at the can for minutes that felt like hours, wishing mom would just come back.
When mom came back she understood the girl was gifting me the can of candy.
Thank you for your kindness random Chinese girl 🗣️🔥🙏
Tl;Dr: I was groomed

2026-05-22 13:39:33 GMT

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i forgot to pay for the block storage and they deleted it

2026-05-22 13:37:00 GMT

Well, it looks like mai.waifuism.life got wiped from existence :cat_cry:

2025-05-24 05:11:10 GMT

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glad to know the bot hasn't been broken yet

2025-05-24 04:52:06 GMT

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working as intended

2025-05-24 04:51:17 GMT

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roll

2025-05-24 04:50:10 GMT

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roll

2025-05-12 17:17:01 GMT

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you even got pleroma
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/38/60/11/386011b68781388afe8c4124412fb763c6c44c1c3cb51f676a91523afd3a12c9.png?name=RZn-Fd6-Ojafyg.png

2025-05-12 17:16:29 GMT

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I can see you fine over there, this post federates just fine

2025-05-12 17:16:15 GMT

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seems mai federation is kind of broken with spw, for some reason, I replied to this post but it didn't went through