Another Angry Woman

Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. Tumblr psychopomp. She/her.

Website: https://anotherangrywoman.com/
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Last Notes

2026-02-20 10:35:03 GMT

New fave adhd object: a wristwatch. Just a little miraculous doohicky that tells me what the time is without telling me I have a ton of texts and emails to look at. 10/10 would recommend.

2026-01-22 12:08:58 GMT

Spent this morning unfucking AI generated alt texts on [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) website (which our provider has started doing, wasn't a choice) and pretty much every painting of a nude with pussy out, it gendered as "a nude man". Thank u terrible unwanted AI for assuming men have puss as the default.

2026-01-16 18:41:06 GMT

TIL that in 1981, a conference was called to organise a search for the impact crater for the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. That same week, at another conference, a paper was presented having found just such a crater off Yucatán but it wasn't noted because everyone was at the other conference.

2026-01-10 11:26:03 GMT

Ordered something which unfortunately was sent via Royal Mail and therefore didn't turn up. Contacted the seller, who contacted Royal Mail. Immediately after the seller contacted them, the parcel was marked as delivered with... a photo of some parcels obviously on a desk in the delivery office.

2025-12-10 13:52:09 GMT

Love you fedi but this toot was 100% for you https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115695545974140049

2025-11-14 09:46:59 GMT

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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
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2025-11-10 18:30:23 GMT

Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!
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2025-09-28 18:07:23 GMT

As a member of the diaspora, I sometimes get asked how you can tell if it's *good* halloumi or not. My top tip is to look for packaging with the absolute most dogshit, unhinged graphic design possible. If it looks like this, it's going to be delicious.
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2025-09-26 23:22:46 GMT

a lot of benefits to gender neutral single stall toilets but hands down the best one is watching cis men getting furious at having to wait to have a wee like a normal person

2025-09-23 11:29:01 GMT

PSA: paracetomol/acetaminophen/tylenol obviously does not cause autism but it's a medicine you need to be very, very careful about taking no more than the rexommended dose, even slightly. Overdose can cause liver damage or failure.

2025-09-18 09:16:37 GMT

quoots have been with us for all of a few hours and already we have embraced calling them quoots. great job fedi, let's hit the showers

2025-09-14 14:31:26 GMT

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like I can't even be mad at starmer because everything that comes out of his mouth is so profoundly, deeply *embarrassing*. before I can get any further in feelings I am subsumed by sheer cringe.

2025-09-14 14:24:43 GMT

so kier is fully at bellowing "no surrender" to try to make anyone like him now
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2025-08-24 16:00:51 GMT

Annoying grammar sticklers, now is your moment to shine. Be more like Ian.
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2025-07-30 20:36:21 GMT

I'd always believed democracy sausages were one of those Australian jokes in the vein of drop bears, but today in a bare cupboard and minimising washing up, ended up eating a sausage pinched in buttered white bread and it was actually pretty fuckin good.

2025-07-26 10:32:01 GMT

Saving this one in my bookmarks for ongoing relevance
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2025-07-22 09:59:40 GMT

It blows my mind that in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five, the most efficient and effective way of transferring a file from one device to another remains emailing it to yourself as an attachment.

2025-07-10 10:28:28 GMT

Real talk: I think it is *incredibly* helpful and formative for all cis people to question their gender identity from a position of "what if I'm *not* cis?" It helps immeasurably with your relationship with gender, even though chances are you end up at "yup, cis af"

2025-07-05 16:33:57 GMT

I have genuine appreciation for people who bookmark my old posts to boost again when relevant because I have so much adhd that I often completely forget (but never forgive) grudges I hold against wrong uns and it's always good to know that I was ahead of the curve.

2025-07-01 11:11:55 GMT

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Latest development: three senior managers at the hospital have been arrested on suspicion of negligent manslaughter. I've said it before and I'll say it again, everything surrounding Letby's conviction fucking reeks https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ddkde7y5o

2025-06-25 14:32:35 GMT

Okay fashion knowers and historians, I'm trying to date an object in the Vagina Museum collection that we have no date info for, can anyone figure out a rough date from the clothes the models are wearing?
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2025-06-11 16:57:52 GMT

ea nasir is back baby awooo
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2025-06-10 21:36:36 GMT

After decades of refining, I have finally found the perfect tactical nuclear strike way of pissing off absolutely everyone, regardless of political leanings, cultural background, etc: referring to Camilla as "the Queen".

2025-06-02 15:48:15 GMT

My uncle had what looked like severely metastatic cancer in his lungs but in great news biopsy shows what actually happened was at some point in the last 20 years he inhaled a bit of clingfilm and didn't notice it.

2025-06-01 22:19:16 GMT

The hands down funniest thing they could do with Billie Piper as the doctor is to thoroughly retcon the last 20 years of show and have her regeneration be what happened when 9 sucked the vortex out of Rose.

2025-05-13 11:51:38 GMT

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 40 today!!!!! Some of you might know this but among the things I do in my day job, I run [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) socials. It's basically dream job shit. In place of overwhelming well wishes replies, I would *love* for you to donate today. It would mean a lot to me! https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

2025-05-07 14:27:09 GMT

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put a fiver on pizzaballa and another fiver on tagle becoming antipope

2025-05-07 09:34:55 GMT

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Would probably put my money on one of the food-themed ones, pizzaballa or zuppi

2025-05-07 09:22:43 GMT

I don't gamble usually but I seem to have been possessed by a medieval florentine with an overwhelming urge to bet on the conclave today

2025-05-06 08:44:22 GMT

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The thing I'm talking about is that the guy who gets elected is intersex and chose not to get surgery to remove his uterus and ovaries because god made him that way.

2025-05-06 08:41:21 GMT

Did everyone just decide to not mention the revelation at the end of Conclave? Genuinely would have expected oodles of Discourse, probably flame wars, and massive accusations of ~woke~ and I haven't seen a whiff of it.

2025-05-01 16:56:09 GMT

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I used to be tangentially involved in London SitP back in the day and I really cannot emphasise enough the extent that these exact people were the core founders of most of the uk's organised media transphobia wing, via an intermediary step of "debating" "legitimate issues" raised by elevatorgate (which was around the point I noped out entirely)

2025-04-21 10:11:55 GMT

did... did the couch fucking guy just liz truss the pope?

2025-04-18 19:01:52 GMT

Going on the demo tomorrow? Remember to wear your mask at all times - there's covid about!

2025-04-17 16:46:12 GMT

I maintain that the reason everyone is so excited to assign newborn babies a sex is that newborns are really fucking *boring* and once you've exhausted the conversations about how long they sleep at a time or how much they feed, all there's left to discuss is their genitalia.

2025-04-11 09:47:49 GMT

I surely cannot be the only one who, upon seeing the "do not operate heavy machinery" warning on meds labels, imagine the heavy machinery as some steam-powered orphan-eating contraption from the industrial revolution, rather than something normal like a car.

2025-04-08 23:44:28 GMT

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Other Dracula adaptations which should exist but don't:
-the cowboy movie because they always gloss over the literally cowboy
-one where Mina is a trans girl who wears cat ears
-truly shitty halloween costumes edition, most are obvious (especially cowboy) also Harker is in a see through nightie

2025-04-08 23:37:07 GMT

Pure blows my mind that nobody has done a fully found footage Dracula movie when that is literally the entire premise of the novel

2025-03-18 12:24:39 GMT

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Due process is protection for the powerful. They seem to have forgotten this.

2025-03-18 12:21:33 GMT

Something that I think those in power have forgotten is that things like the right to protest, strike provisions, human rights legislation, etc are the *compromise*.
By stripping those away, it's just as illegal to march from A to B as it is to drag them into the street and beat the shit out of them, and that's usually a damn sight more effective.

2025-03-14 17:42:46 GMT

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can I get a NICE going in chat
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2025-03-14 17:19:58 GMT

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Ummmm this is legit wild, total is standing at 40k out of the 60 we were hoping to raise, I'd prepared an entire campaign with daily topics about why this matters and now might not even need to fucking use it and starting conversations about stretch goals????? You are all amazing, thank you thank you thank you https://www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2

2025-03-14 14:06:07 GMT

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lmao the transphobic wizard lady just retreated disparagingly on twitter and the replies are a terfy shitshow, donate to boil terf piss

2025-03-14 13:39:08 GMT

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okay seems to be going pretty well????

2025-03-14 11:40:53 GMT

If I've been a little quiet in the last few days, it's because I've been working flat-out on this campaign, which came together in a matter of days. This is an emergency. Please help in any way you can. While there's breath in my lungs I will do everything I can to save this museum https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/114160437554736140

2025-03-06 10:49:49 GMT

how does every hatchet job on this man just make him seem even more fuckin legendary
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2025-03-02 12:47:49 GMT

Utterly stunning burn, 11/10, no notes
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2025-02-23 13:49:04 GMT

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Here are some pics of the chimney and the frankly asphyxiation-risk contraption they use to burn the ballots in the chapel in case some of you haven't seen it before, it makes me cackle every time because it's so unceremonial-looking.
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2025-02-23 13:43:32 GMT

Very niche question, but I suspect someone in the fediverse will know all about this. I'd like to know more about the hardware used for the temporary chimney, flue and stoves used in papal elections to make the smoke come out. All I can find is information about the chemicals they use to make the ballots burn black or white, but I want to know more about the chimney. Do they use the same one every time? Is it kept under lock and key by a holy order of monks?

2025-02-12 23:13:33 GMT

I would like my wikipedia page to have these categories
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2025-02-07 22:05:34 GMT

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I was in a band called Diphallia. We had two members.

2025-01-27 12:20:59 GMT

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[novelty tourist photo where a person lines up with the leaning tower of pisa to look like they're holding it up]
the average fedi user: this is clearly gen ai as the leaning tower of pisa is in fact much taller than a person. following this lecture on how ai is bad I shall block you and your instance.

2025-01-27 12:14:51 GMT

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2025-01-27 12:12:12 GMT

Honestly worried by the number of replies on this going "it's AI" when it is very clearly two different groups of people posing with the same cauliflower, one with a black and white filter. Like come the fuck on, lads. Not everything is AI https://masto.ai/@stavvers/113894585499842124

2025-01-20 11:51:30 GMT

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I no longer have a reply guy problem because I have hundreds of profiles muted and annotated with the label "tedious reply guy".

2025-01-20 11:46:18 GMT

I just want to echo how *good* the mute function is on here, both keyword muting and muting users for set periods - even as little as a few hours if they're off on one! Futhermore, you can add private notes to their profiles to remind yourself why they're muted, which is super helpful if they do it again. https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/113853782612183999

2025-01-09 10:41:10 GMT

just another day working at [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum )
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2025-01-03 12:14:21 GMT

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incidentally this was posted on bsky too and half the replies are men going Well Actually You Can Turn That Off Or Install About 50 Various Apps To Change It. maybe I just successfully blocked all the fedi reply guys because I haven't seen them round here so much recently, but maybe they just moved over there https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113764159296164076

2025-01-03 10:33:35 GMT

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gonna say it again and again, bluesky's content moderation system is genuinely worse than instagram and it is funny to me how much of its user base is defending it by going "nobody wants to see that"

2025-01-03 10:29:55 GMT

bluesky users: mastodon is mean about content warnings wah wah would never use because of that
also bluesky users: omg vagina museum please put a porn warning on anything you post

2024-12-25 00:33:00 GMT

Carols From King's drinking game:
-drink every time a line is weirdly horny
-drink whenever it doesn't really rhyme
-drink on any mention of Mary
-drink when the organist fucking goes for it
Hard mode:
-drink on "angels"
Death mode:
-drink on any mention of Jesus

2024-12-24 11:18:47 GMT

Which is the Proper day to watch muppet christmas carol?

2024-12-12 11:37:56 GMT

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Also watch out for norovirus, that one is HORRIBLE to get even if it's not a hospitalisable case.

2024-12-12 11:37:14 GMT

Lots of talk about covid but not about other, less exciting but horrid bugs wreaking havoc this winter. Flu jabs are quick, easy, and reasonably cheap if you have to pay, so get yours now. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/dec/12/nhs-warns-of-tidal-wave-of-flu-as-hospital-cases-rise-70-in-england

2024-12-01 19:09:02 GMT

American football shoulder pads and helmets are the perfect recipe for a broken neck. That heady combo of safety equipment giving a sense of invulnerability plus rigid stuff all around causing the neck to be a crumple zone. Either add in neck braces, or just grow up and accept a broken nose.

2024-12-01 15:31:29 GMT

First shots fired in our annual War On Taste.
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2024-11-30 21:43:56 GMT

seriously, fuck those hire ebikes/escooters, genuinely making cities way less accessible. entire pedestrian crossing blocked off by a pile of discarded ebikes. having to walk into the road because there's a pile of them on the pavement. dodging wobbly inexperienced riders weaving all over the pavement. the experiment has failed. they've made cities objectively worse.

2024-11-21 22:20:57 GMT

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So the moral of the story is that tena pads are incredibly useful if you ever need to fix a washing machine, and also for the love of god check your clothes for awareness ribbons before washing them so you don't have to get the tena pads out.

2024-11-21 22:18:04 GMT

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It was none of those things, but the blockage was my fault. Last month, at [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) I helped host a menopause cafe. It was a wonderful event. And to celebrate, the team were all wearing menopause awareness ribbons.
Wrapped around that impeller was a perfectly intact pink and purple ribbon emblazoned MENOPAUSE CAFE.

2024-11-21 22:15:46 GMT

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Once drained, the next step, per the tutorial, is "stick your finger in the impeller". There's a bit in there that goes round and round and washing machines get fucked because something blocks it. Me and the missus had discussed the probable blockage. I had accused her of it probably being either screws that she carries round with her always, or her hair. It was suggested that maybe it was random fruit seeds because I sometimes put muslins in the wash.

2024-11-21 22:13:04 GMT

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I am truly awed by the absorbent capacity of the tena pad. Each one swelled to more than three times its size. They were carefully placed into a plastic bag for disposal. The bag of 16 washing machine sodden tena pads weighed somewhere between eight and ten kilos.
That's at least half a litre of water per pad. I am definitely taking these with me to piss into in future, much more dignified than a she-wee.

2024-11-21 22:10:39 GMT

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It actually worked a charm. A baking tray lined with two tena pads could hold about 40 seconds of washing machine dribble.
Reader, we got through 16 tena pads in this process.

2024-11-21 22:09:30 GMT

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We have a lot of boxes of tena pads. We bought in bulk in advance of my partner's surgical recovery and it turned out they weren't necessary. And so I fetched them from deepest storage, and we began lining the baking tray with them to slowly drain the washing machine.

2024-11-21 22:08:07 GMT

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Anyway, the capacity of a baking tray is not very much. It holds maybe about 15 seconds of trickle before you have to veeeerry gingery pick it up off the floor and empty it into the sink. So we needed to be more efficient. This was where I became helpful.

2024-11-21 22:06:48 GMT

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(My technical language is poor because my partner is the competent one who actually understood the tutorial)

2024-11-21 22:05:19 GMT

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For those of you who have never had to fiddle with the drain on a washing machine, there is a little bit at the bottom that you can open up. If you then twiddle it, it will start letting water out of the machine, trickling like a tap. It will go all over the floor unless you catch it.
Now the thing is, the water comes out from about an inch above the floor. So if you don't want to piss an entire wash cycle of water over your kitchen, you need to get a baking tray under it.

2024-11-21 22:02:18 GMT

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Now, I am far too neurodivergent to follow instructions from a video so it fell upon my beautiful girlfriend to undertake this unpleasant task. And this is also happening on her birthday. And her laundry is forlornly locked in there, swimming around water that's now been there for days.

2024-11-21 22:00:36 GMT

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The landlord replied with a video tutorial for checking the drain, and asked us to try that and if it still didn't work then he'd send someone out.

2024-11-21 21:59:01 GMT

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Our washing machine broke down. The drain was fucked, as in it was not draining at all. My partner's laundry was locked in there, swimming in water levels of fucked washing machines. So we did what any reasonable london renter would, and asked our landlord to fix it.

2024-11-21 21:57:17 GMT

I'm going to tell you a story about menopause, except it's not really about menopause because I'm only 39, but menopause is sitting on this whole damn story like a sleep paralysis demon.

2024-11-06 12:48:13 GMT

RIP Janey Godley, who died last week.
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2024-11-04 21:59:26 GMT

Why is all the reporting on the birth of Haggis taking the tone of "move over Moo Deng"? Why are you pitting two queens against each other?

2024-10-31 21:56:02 GMT

my dream trek spin off would be a noir miniseries where miles o'brien, honourably discharged but psychologically and physically irreparably damaged, tries to work out just why he and other gold shirts were let down so badly by starfleet in between drinking to excess, and discovers it goes all the way to the top. possibly assisted by garak. who is conflicted by being married to bashir.

2024-10-25 15:05:43 GMT

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This just in: Helen Mirren really does always say that she's sad Kurt Cobain missed out on various technology.
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2024-10-25 11:01:20 GMT

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the "always say" is sending me

2024-10-25 11:00:51 GMT

Absolutely no-one: ...
Helen Mirren: Isn't it sad that Kurt Cobain never used satnav
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2024-10-17 18:41:49 GMT

the [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) can't possibly fave or share really fuckin funny replies because of various charity and museum regulations, but I can
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2024-10-15 21:07:47 GMT

cooked and ate a bowl of Wet Vegetables

2024-10-13 11:05:23 GMT

Yesterday some dickhead in an LGB Alliance t shirt got on the bus so I did what any normal human being would do and laughed at him then made out with my beautiful girlfriend.

2024-10-11 15:19:10 GMT

Fediverse peeps, I thoroughly checked this voting form, and in great news you legit don't have to sign up to anything and you don't actually even need to click a link in an email to confirm your vote. So do your thing, and let's get the fedi's resident [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) £5000 https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113289439692342069

2024-09-21 17:30:41 GMT

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literally, my school reports are SO mixed because some teachers just let me be an knowitall who would sit in a corner and read half the time and largely avoid anything involving motor skills; the other half think I was as insufferable as I was lazy

2024-09-21 17:26:06 GMT

"Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a little shit"
"Neurodivergent childhood is when all your teachers thought you were a joy to have in the classroom"
The secret third thing: you were intensely polarising among the teachers you had.

2024-09-05 21:59:47 GMT

Okay, website full of European computer nerds who are used to hearing how USians pronounce things weirdly and use brand names all the time, let's figure this out. I'm about 95% sure it's an acronym, probably either AONC or IONC or something similar, so what could it be?
US-ian Reddit commenters are *convinced* it's either giving results of A1C blood sugar test (unlikely) or pronouncing "I honestly" really weirdly, but neither sound right.
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2024-09-03 23:07:14 GMT

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idk at this juncture I would not be surprised if it turned out that one or both of the following were true:
-someone senior at the hospital is good mates with someone at the CPS
-the hospital arranged her legal defence "to help her"

2024-09-03 20:54:06 GMT

At this point, I've crossed fully from "this was not a sound conviction, even if she might have done it" to "there is no way she did it, this entire thing fucking stinks and there's a coverup going on" https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/sep/03/i-am-evil-i-did-this-lucy-letbys-so-called-confessions-were-written-on-advice-of-counsellors

2024-08-30 13:27:25 GMT

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£113,000 imaginary government money would have made this exhibition happen next month. Please chuck in a couple of quid if you enjoyed this thread (or think the persons mentioned in it deserve their piss boiled) https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/113051159244056486

2024-08-29 19:20:13 GMT

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The following inaccuracies have been brought to my attention:
1. I alleged that Matt had eaten a book. In fact, he only nibbled a bit of a page despite saying he'd eat a whole book.
2. I assumed Charlotte was a nepo baby. Apparently, she *hates* that.
I am happy to correct the record.

2024-08-29 16:17:46 GMT

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I love you people, that piss is heated to over 130°C now, it's started to make this whole depressing exercise feel worthwhile

2024-08-29 15:35:39 GMT

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Also please donate because I had to fucking read those two articles and it was honestly like falling into a world inhabited by the daily mail comments section in 2007. It would mean the world to me if you made my suffering worthwhile.

2024-08-29 15:27:20 GMT

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Anyway, remember: no charity boils right wing piss like [@vagina_museum](https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum ) Every £1 heats Matt's piss by 1°C... so please give what you can; it's all for a good cause which incenses the right people https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate