Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders

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2024-06-16 17:56:23

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@npub1lh5…n08y
They made up for it by making me caramelized bacon with eggs and biscuits! Win!

2024-06-16 05:41:05

Wound up helping a buddy move 3 bookshelves today. When I agreed to help him, I had no idea he meant the three largest bookshelves on the Eastern Seaboard. I'm amazed we got them into the back of my truck (had to stand them vertically and strap the heck out of them), and I'm pretty sure I won't be able to walk tomorrow.
But mission accomplished!

2024-06-16 05:33:48

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
On the playground during recess.

2024-06-14 14:23:33

Juneteenth. The holiday that shows modern American government worships blacks so much it dedicates TWO whole days to honoring how great they are (Jesus and George Washington just get the one).
But that doesn't matter, America will still be called the most racist of racist racists that ever racisted.
🤡 🌎

2024-06-14 04:17:37

The ending of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" goes on forever! Folks complained about Return of the King? Well, at least stuff HAPPENED in that long, long ending. This is just shot after shot after shot after shot of "wow . . . . aliens." We get it. You did some cool effects. But no amount of "awe-inspiring music" can keep me invested in 30 minutes of everyone just looking dumbfounded.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/612/569/474/385/691/original/9ed47524d8e4bb80.png

2024-06-14 03:53:19

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@npub1ptm…6rn8
Yes - this one falls in the "dumb enough to be a Mayan creation myth" category for me. Yet those who claim to be "rational" will get very heated in defending it. It's a real headscratcher for me.

2024-06-14 01:34:25

While there are honorable exceptions, I have to say most atheist/agnostics I encounter fall into the smug but brazenly uninformed and mostly thoughtless category. They have little conception of actual philosophical concepts, no nothing of the theology they reject, and have been exposed to nothing artistic that existed before the 20th century. And history? Fugheddaboutit.
But this doesn't stop them from brashly making all sorts of "bold" claims so they can let folks know how "smart" they are.

2024-06-14 01:17:47

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@npub1drg…7yxw
Yes, I've heard the AWFL term - I like it. Wish it would stick.
I also wish folks would switch from the LGBTQ+ acronym (and however many other letters they include) and just call those folks Prouds. It'd be a lot easier to remember.

2024-06-14 01:06:37

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@npub1drg…7yxw
To be sure, single white females are the hordes of shock troops being employed. And they are a formidable force.

2024-06-14 00:39:18

It has occurred to me that in Reconstruction 3.0, black useful idiots are very much serving the same function they did in Reconstruction 1.0.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/611/707/739/357/061/original/4f2a0afcecfa1604.png
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2024-06-13 22:02:57

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@npub12dm…r7ef
I have no clue. I stopped listening about a year ago.

2024-06-13 21:57:46

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@npub12dm…r7ef
A marketing gimmick that has lost its charm?

2024-06-12 22:19:05

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@npub1lh5…n08y
She's got a new look!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoE3jhyK960

2024-06-12 14:33:20

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
I honestly don't think I've ever heard a Nickleback song. I only know of them from the "everyone hates them" meme.

2024-06-11 18:16:39

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@npub12hn…jefx
Human Centipede on a Bike?

2024-06-11 15:35:57

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@npub18su…nd38
The thing about CSB and his journey through the tournament is, the real treasure was the memes we made along the way. Or something.

2024-06-11 14:13:04

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@npub1ttw…67ld
You got a DM from JCD?! Lucky dog!

2024-06-11 05:12:33

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@npub12hn…jefx
With as many fines as he's having to pay, does anyone think he can even afford to pay folks to attend rallies?

2024-06-11 05:11:18

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@npub18su…nd38
Man. Ain't nobody home. Wow.

2024-06-10 23:28:08

Screening the Quatermass Xperiment (1955) for the kids as part of Sci-Fi Summer. Wow - it is intense. And surprisingly graphic. 😬

2024-06-10 21:02:41

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@npub1lh5…n08y
If you find one where he yells "Kurwa" - then we'll have final confirmation . . .

2024-06-10 20:42:47

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@npub1lh5…n08y
In the subtitles to the video I could have sworn it said "We should follow each other . . ."

2024-06-10 20:41:50

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@npub1lh5…n08y
Good luck - that's a whole lotta spaz right there.

2024-06-10 19:18:01

I want to take the kids to a theater show at the local dinner theater, but $675 is a lot of money!
😬

2024-06-10 06:45:08

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@npub18xj…juxh
Dang it. Never, ever, ever, thought of this before, but now you've got me wondering.
If they remake Clash of the Titans again, they'll probably have the answer.

2024-06-09 17:13:47

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@npub1xn0…ugrf
They did. They lost. (cf 1861 - 1865)

2024-06-09 16:59:26

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@npub1zdp…zq2j
These two guys cracked me up with this video on foam rolling. They just can't get past how silly it is.
https://youtu.be/gZQBzToP5KQ?si=eA2or0V41WIs-jCH&t=578

2024-06-09 16:06:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
Also, you can Vote for CSB and still not have to follow him - so don't let the "Rule of Reciprocity" hold you back!!

2024-06-09 15:38:27

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@npub12hn…jefx
600 weeks!!

2024-06-09 15:36:11

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@npub1xp5…jcs3
What?! They gave their dog to the shelter and then went to adopt a DIFFERENT dog from the same shelter?
I mean, WTF?

2024-06-09 00:44:54

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@npub1zdp…zq2j
No. But if you want to get MORE weird, go for the vibrating foam roller.

2024-06-08 12:22:43

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
This is the absolute truth.
Damn cables.

2024-06-07 20:01:10

I wonder if they're just gonna say, "the hell with it" and make the vote rigging beyond ludicrous with the November election. I think they should have Biden win a historic 400 million votes!

2024-06-07 04:16:49

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
Dude! What if, on the way to your wedding, you stop for a snack, and TWO CANDY BARS FALL DOWN AT ONCE OUT OF THE VENDING MACHINE!?!

2024-06-06 21:05:51

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@npub1lh5…n08y
They won't quit until they are forcibly stopped.

2024-06-06 01:59:12

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@npub1yev…f08e
Karenception?!

2024-06-06 01:52:40

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@npub1yev…f08e
Magnum is about the only guy on the planet I can take seriously while he's wearing shorts.

2024-06-06 01:51:39

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@npub1c66…tduv
How does one vote in this thing?

2024-06-05 17:37:29

@npub1mjp…4vyq
It's probably a good month to visit Dinosaur Kingdom II:
https://www.dinosaurkingdomii.com/
#JurassicJune

2024-06-05 16:17:32

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@npub12hn…jefx
I feel like this generation has unlocked a new, hitherto only theoretical level of dumb.

2024-06-05 16:03:25

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@npub12hn…jefx
Can't imagine why so many counties want to leave Oregon and join Idaho. What a mystery.

2024-06-04 21:01:09

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@npub12hn…jefx
Poor bear - he got friend-zoned HARD!

2024-06-04 19:06:00

Another email scam, this time from a PayPal account I don't have. I like the "until you call us for cancellation has cancelled a money request" verbiage. Real smooth, scammer dude.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/559/439/117/356/388/original/5d4b51a3bbe7f410.png

2024-06-04 18:22:24

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@npub1x8j…kyh3
Was someone traveling back to 1955?!

2024-06-04 17:34:26

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@npub12hn…jefx
Oh, well, then, no biggie.

2024-06-04 17:10:52

If you're a 3 or 4 star Admiral in the Navy . . . it doesn't impress me when you tell me "my wife runs the show."
Can you imagine Conan the Barbarian or William Wallace giving a speech like that? "Every man dies. Not ever man truly lives. At least, that's what my wife tells me. She's the boss of me at home, you know."

2024-06-04 05:43:57

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@npub12hn…jefx
Not even close!

2024-06-04 00:44:38

I hope no one was tricked by the recent Pope Francis stunt where he used the word "faggot" with regard to homosexual seminarians. It was a stunt. He always uses words to confuse and cover up.
In reality, his actions have been consistently always pro-homosexual.
Take, for example, the latest 3 people he just appointed to the Dicastery for the Doctrine of Faith (the same group that recently issued the pro-homo blessings document).
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/555/109/610/020/966/original/470d63d98997fe36.png

2024-06-03 19:56:50

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@npub12hn…jefx
Maybe they were forced to pick someone Zendaya wouldn't be jealous of. Meanwhile, Zendaya's making soft core porn over in Euphoria.

2024-06-03 19:43:32

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@npub12hn…jefx
Gorlock the Destroyer has been slain!

2024-06-02 18:17:43

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@npub12hn…jefx
🤦‍♂️

2024-06-02 15:38:44

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@npub1zdp…zq2j
I knew what Ghengis was going to say before he said it.
Because it's exactly what I would have said, too.
Maybe WE'RE the real AI?!?!

2024-06-02 06:29:54

Turns out he was right.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/545/142/110/873/206/original/a37b40f19f6fcc8c.png

2024-06-02 06:22:22

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@npub18su…nd38
First thing I really worked on with my dog. I give the whistle, he comes at me like a rocket.

2024-06-01 05:19:07

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
I think, much like Biden, he's no longer able to control himself.

2024-05-31 14:52:28

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@npub12hn…jefx
Cue the "No, we have to show them we're BETTER than them and that we know how to PLAY BY THE RULES" ass hats. . .

2024-05-30 04:32:16

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@npub15f5…68kp
She looks kind of like Martin Freeman. . .

2024-05-29 20:28:22

If you have a YouTube account, go ahead and downvote this trailer into oblivion. I don't really care if it looks good or not, at this point I just despise Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkgkUCqEum4

2024-05-29 18:02:40

I am one of the absolute worst Tooth Fairies.

2024-05-28 00:42:00

I know many hang their hat on the Constitution and truly believe it's the key to "saving the nation" and such, but to be honest, my sentiments are closer to the old, tired rebel trying to survive Reconstruction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRZYNcYR-w

2024-05-27 16:26:14

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@npub1yev…f08e
There are definitely alternatives to any kind of surgery or hormone treatments.
https://www.shewee.com/

2024-05-27 04:28:55

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@npub12hn…jefx
I really thought the dog would get the toy and then shred it to pieces in 5 seconds. That's what my dog would've done.

2024-05-27 01:23:30

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@npub12hn…jefx
Finally, a competition I think I might be naturally good at!

2024-05-26 01:27:01

Test Ye Might!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuRAq-9USVc

2024-05-26 00:02:19

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@npub15f5…68kp
I wish her every possible success.

2024-05-25 05:03:56

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@npub12hn…jefx
Wood.
Chipper.

2024-05-24 17:14:04

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@npub12hn…jefx
That was a Mortal Kombat "Finish Him" moment IRL.

2024-05-24 15:53:24

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@npub12hn…jefx
The latest iteration of Tony Stark's armor is very bouncy.

2024-05-23 04:13:06

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@npub15f5…68kp
Some say those two phones are still talking about quantum computing to this very day . . . .

2024-05-22 22:04:55

Actual footage of me fighting @npub19dk…n2lh (he's the big bald guy in a diaper, if you couldn't figure it out).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM_zYFmiIOc

2024-05-22 17:31:47

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@npub1gq9…776x
The pink shirt sure doesn't help.

2024-05-22 17:22:26

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@npub1gq9…776x
And some people wonder why I screen 100% of the content my children have access to.

2024-05-22 14:31:46

One place where John Carpenter got it completely wrong in "They Live!" is when he had the alien overlords put "Marry and Reproduce" as one of the subliminal instructions. Turns out, our modern globalists actually want the exact opposite of that. He would've had to look past his instinctual anti-establishment, anti-authoritarian view to realize destroying the family and reducing the population were critical steps in asserting dominance over the people.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/484/744/878/304/507/original/577da5d382b81676.png

2024-05-21 21:03:59

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@npub1yev…f08e
Man . . . I need to come up with a stupid business idea to take some of these crazy liberal women's money. Maybe I could invest in a room full of "Orange Man Bad" bop-it bags?

2024-05-21 18:57:34

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@npub12hn…jefx
What did he think was going to happen when he squared up against a police officer?

2024-05-21 18:18:58

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@npub12hn…jefx
Is this a promo for a Fatal Attraction remake?

2024-05-21 05:37:02

Some of y'all really don't know how much you're messing me up by changing your avatars. I mean, @npub1ewj…d9g4 is fine because he changes his about every 3 to 4 days. But other folks who've had the same one for months or years and then just up and change it - you're expecting my old brain to be too agile.

2024-05-20 20:39:37

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@npub1a06…p7uv
Those look AI to me.

2024-05-20 17:29:46

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@npub12hn…jefx
Dang - Avocado lady's got hands!

2024-05-18 18:39:11

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@npub1k0h…xygc
Downey Jr. did an interesting documentary about Downey Sr. who was an independent film maker. It's actually kind of amazing that Downey Jr. wound up as sane as he is (and it's no wonder he went through a very rough patch).

2024-05-17 19:46:38

For whatever bizarre reason, this showed up on my "home" page on FaceBook. What I thought was amusing was all the comments from folks saying "It's so beautiful!" and "I wish I was there!"
People really can't tell this is AI? Good grief!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/457/678/635/834/689/original/82f4aa36867cad8e.png

2024-05-17 15:27:03

In case you're in the market for a disc copier, I STRONGLY recommend AGAINST the PlexCopier brand.
They apparently use cheap power supplies that fail after a year or so - rendering the whole thing useless. When I have time I'm going to see if I can find a replacement to install, but repair parts are NOT readily available or easy to identify.
Again, do NOT buy this piece of garbage unless you just want to waste your money.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/456/655/628/727/668/original/712dad3d5c38a7c9.png

2024-05-17 14:37:04

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@npub12hn…jefx
🤦‍♂️ Bless her heart . . .

2024-05-16 20:54:20

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@npub1lh5…n08y
I don't think you have it quite right. It's more of a "You're a jerk and douchebag if you DON'T give us poor podcaster money."

2024-05-16 04:46:02

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@npub18su…nd38
Sit down, John!
Vote Yes! Vote for Independency!
It probably makes me a nerd, but I really like the songs from 1776.

2024-05-14 23:55:16

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@npub1yev…f08e
Just remember, right after you wreck your truck and before you get arrested, be sure to spread your Nazi flag on the grown so it's easy for everyone to take pictures of.

2024-05-13 23:38:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
I'm actually not exaggerating in this case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwviinaA7co

2024-05-13 23:37:25

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@npub12hn…jefx
I'm pretty sure my Korean family would have this thing cut up and et in five minutes (no need to cook it). Chase it with Kimchi and a shot of Soju and call it a day.

2024-05-13 19:13:18

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@npub12hn…jefx
Why was she doing a Mickey Mouse impression for the interview?

2024-05-12 13:55:27

Just because we rook arike, er, look alike, doesn't mean we're all the same!
For example, I am half Korean, and @npub19sl…wf0t is half midget. Not the same!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO8MM-NZtUs

2024-05-12 13:35:40

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@npub1yev…f08e
Is this Medusa and her kid?

2024-05-11 23:58:00

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@npub12hn…jefx
It was a GLITCH!

2024-05-11 15:03:36

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@npub12hn…jefx
Dishwasher safe!!
🤢

2024-05-11 14:14:43

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@npub1mjp…4vyq
This meme is not accurate and unfair!!!
I know lots of single female sailors who do the same thing.

2024-05-11 14:12:46

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@npub12hn…jefx
😬

2024-05-11 02:09:25

An optional extra on 1959 Volkswagen cars.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/419/541/704/689/027/original/30e5fea1f9ae67c0.png

2024-05-11 00:27:08

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@npub12hn…jefx
So how long till he's out with no bail?

2024-05-09 18:49:26

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@npub1k0h…xygc
I honestly can't say I have an opinion on the MP5. The MP3, on the other hand, I do have an opinion on. I don't care what the audiophiles say, it's just dang convenient.

2024-05-09 05:51:31

The floor of a 17th Century Florence Cathedral as seen from above. Took 160 years to complete under the guidance of Renaissance sculptor Baccio d'Agnolo. It was completed in 1660.
The floor is completely flat. It's just an amazing optical illusion.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/409/089/413/926/931/original/5e7c9d7ce6232729.png

2024-05-09 05:12:06

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@npub12hn…jefx
"Just some good ole Frens
Never meanin' no harm
But all the Mastodon clan, went and gave 'em a ban
from the day they was born."