dankswoops

Everyone going to NostrBama, please reply yes or no to this thread on if you want to go skydiving. I have to reserve a plane and shake hands to line this event up so I need to know a head count for realsies.
So far only @npub16se…jdxk and @npub1ual…wmqx have said yes and everyone else hasnt said a word to me.
We do have one maybe, Im looking at you @npub1r8u…fjwl ;p
If youre on the fence, concerned about safety or nerves, please start a converation with me. Im an expert and a professional at the craft whos eager to share a good time with anyone interested. <3

2025-04-02 04:30:19 GMT

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new profile pic kinda spooky :o

2025-04-02 04:28:41 GMT

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I think you were my first follower, glad to see you back. Consider coming to nostrbama in July.

2025-03-31 18:24:26 GMT

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its still cute, lil guy wants a hug

2025-03-31 18:20:29 GMT

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this is what nostr was built for kek

2025-03-30 19:02:22 GMT

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please link a video on it that could be helpful. I'm going to tackle this issue in a few more days if no one wants my sats.

2025-03-30 18:28:21 GMT

beat of the year. @npub1q7w…m2vr could your music ai remove the lyrics and output a raw instrumental?
https://youtu.be/b_jtHi8ymOU?si=R_gn86nxuqaMyzTl

2025-03-30 17:44:17 GMT

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do you want me to DM you the files?

2025-03-30 17:36:49 GMT

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.otf

2025-03-30 00:42:31 GMT

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sorry to double post, primal app is broken

2025-03-30 00:41:28 GMT

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sadly no. its simple but tedious work to eye ball it with accuracy. I'll end up doing it if no one bites. or maybe fivert

2025-03-30 00:39:45 GMT

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sadly no. I'll end up doing it if no one bites but it's simple yet tedious to eyeball and make sure its balanced.

2025-03-29 22:46:41 GMT

Anyone skilled at typography / fontforge?
I'm looking to pay someone to adjust the ascending height on some fonts.

2025-03-29 22:43:12 GMT

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this dude gets it

2025-03-28 12:49:28 GMT

My push from 5 hours coding after a 12h shift.
"19 files changed, 934 insertions(+), 1054 deletions(-)"
sheesh

2025-03-25 11:34:54 GMT

sunset swoop
https://m.primal.net/PsWz.jpg

2025-03-25 01:04:28 GMT

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come back to cornychat 🥸

2025-03-24 19:28:33 GMT

Everyday I get a little closer to manifesting this nostr innovation. I'm hoping to have a demo ready at nostrbama but Zaphub will be in production before this year ends and I'm very excited to share it with you all.

2025-03-19 00:29:53 GMT

The lonesome crowded west
https://m.primal.net/PkqX.jpg

2025-03-15 09:03:19 GMT

I'm literally
https://m.primal.net/PgZo.mp4

2025-03-14 15:53:34 GMT

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I took it down for now to rework later.

2025-03-13 21:54:03 GMT

Could things be better? Sure.
Do things need to be better for me to be greatful? No.

2025-03-12 08:05:12 GMT

Man, once you learn how to generate ai porn it's like game over. You're like sovereign, you know?
#overheardincornychat

2025-03-10 20:30:08 GMT

If you're planning on going to NostrBama this year and want to go skydiving, I'm leading that event and need a head count by June-ish. Please hit me up. I'm excited to get you high.

2025-03-10 20:25:29 GMT

Painter spent 4 months painting the entire tarot card deck. He's raising money now to manifest this passion project. Please support his incredible work by sharing and considering buying a one of a kind set of cards. They make a great gift as well.
#note1nx6…lr2h

2025-02-24 13:28:59 GMT

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that so fuckin funny. ouuuch

2025-02-21 10:55:29 GMT

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cry more

2025-02-19 12:04:34 GMT

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I've been dying for kung pow enter the fist sequel for decades and this might fill that void. I'm fully down for the rsvp

2025-02-17 10:09:24 GMT

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Honk if you're Corny... ;-;

2025-02-11 03:46:09 GMT

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come back to nostr, Sara!

2025-02-10 23:32:26 GMT

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I love kevin

2025-02-03 04:30:45 GMT

this had me laffin
https://m.primal.net/ONrA.jpg

2025-01-27 03:02:26 GMT

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right where you left me.

2025-01-23 03:40:40 GMT

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cornychat.com

2025-01-23 02:30:31 GMT

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#lacasina

2025-01-23 02:29:22 GMT

Pay up, cutie pies. #lacasino
Join us in #CornyChat to bet the ending hex of the block.

2025-01-22 18:12:49 GMT

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I'm willing to double to 10k SATs for 2 weeks if you want.

2025-01-21 04:53:11 GMT

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@npub1h50…rqev

2025-01-21 04:52:34 GMT

Next #PuffPuffPaint is when BTC hits 111k USD. 😈💨💨🎨

2025-01-20 03:51:19 GMT

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I'm picking a Kenworth truck. The company I'm with has them already fully built out.

2025-01-18 20:35:11 GMT

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You got a lot of love and support, Noshole. It's gonna be okay. :)

2025-01-18 20:32:59 GMT

I passed my month of supervised training, now I get my own semi truck. About 100 days left of teams before I go solo and get my first job making 6 figs. I'm feeling blessed that I can start rage buying B before we're priced out in 2028/9.

2025-01-18 20:25:34 GMT

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start a room about it then, I'm waiting :p

2025-01-08 23:48:44 GMT

Hey, Nostr. I got depression. How do you all deal? The only way out I can see is by getting rich and the only way I know how to do that is by trucking and selling my inventions. Which may be years of isolation and suffering.
Can anyone suggest an audio book that can teach me gratitude and/or acceptance? Maybe share some wisdom?

2025-01-05 16:33:47 GMT

The load times on primal make this protocol unusable. I used to suggest this app when purple pilling because of the UI and easy wallet setup, but I now see why none of them became active users. Is this the result of caching relays vs stir fry?

2025-01-05 16:25:07 GMT

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I'm doing teams right now, trying to switch to dedicated.

2024-12-31 20:08:22 GMT

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My d00d, howdy

2024-12-23 22:09:13 GMT

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I love you all, thank you for making my life brighter.

2024-12-03 02:53:31 GMT

It's ALWAYS Gm UNTIL it's Gn...

2024-10-17 21:16:31 GMT

I passed my CDL class A test today! time to celebrate with a fat ribeye. soon I can afford to hire devs and finish this client!
https://m.primal.net/LZFH.jpg

2024-10-17 16:09:22 GMT

I found my favorite restaurant in the world. Back when Matty and I used to live in Rayong, Thailand. Happy to have this note last forever to grab it next time I'm there. If you go to Thailand, please visit Rayong.
https://www.google.com/maps/@12.6554055,101.6441853,3a,75y,270.54h,73.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shxvVOb49h8kchD1IeQl_Kg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MTAxNC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

2024-10-16 02:47:37 GMT

In the last three days, I reskinned my clients nostr profile and edit profile, I modified my kind 0 profile data, and I'm posting this note from my client. Feeling really high on code right now 😝️
Still got a long way to go.

2024-10-15 18:14:32 GMT

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GM my brudah in 🌽

2024-10-15 16:32:21 GMT

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ESBuild compiles nostr-tools into nostr-tools.js. Background.js imports this file but you could cut the middle man and put tools inside background.js and compile it together. I'm unable to find proper documentation on how the logic of signEvent works.
I'm pretty sure I'm implementing this function wrong and that's all I need help with.
https://github.com/dankswoops/NostrKeyring/blob/a9d16a57567121c2090738203199b867e1c83f2d/extension/background.js#L9
I'm happy to put $100 of btc on it. To get the test environment setup, npm i, npm run build, put the extension into firefox using manifest json at about:debugging#/runtime/this-firefox
Then create a user profile, log into that user to pass the keys to background.js and now you should be able to edit bg.js, test a nip-07 signEvent login.
to retest: change the code, refresh the extension, log out then in of the user, and try to signEvent.
That's all you need to know dev on it.

2024-10-15 15:49:35 GMT

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hit me up, I'll give you context, its just the signEvent function in extension/background.is
everything else is working. maybe 97% is done and coded already

2024-10-15 15:41:27 GMT

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NostrKeyring already solves this issue but needs someone to contribute to implement sign event. If you implement it, ill pay you a lot of sats. The repo is on to website.
https://www.NostrKeyring.com

2024-10-14 04:01:25 GMT

Hi, Nostr Devs. I had an interesting idea and would love to hear some feed back.
A websites code can be minified into a string.
Relays have a max character limit inside the json.
What if we made a simple function to break the website string into packets with a number order, push those into a relay, and users could grab those packets. With the order numbers, another function could be used to compile them back into a complete html/framework file and serve the website to the user. Users can verify the code wasn't tampered with since it came from the same secret key.
Has anyone every done anything like this? Is this worth creating a NIP for?
Lastly what every happened to Nostr Website Services NWS? I was too young at nostr when it came out to investigate this code when it came out. Can anyone link me to where this is at now and where it's being implemented?

2024-10-11 14:23:14 GMT

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This is aesthetically pretty.

2024-10-11 14:16:08 GMT

GM, nostr. Today I walked and exercised. I took enough time away from my client to realize why it sucks and now it's time for a full user interface overhaul. No more footer nav bar, no more dead space and awkward sized notes. Feeling happy.

2024-10-11 01:16:35 GMT

Testing video/media uploads with nostr build from the client.
https://audio.nostr.build/d8f6d218714cd6ca03f6b5dda766d45fe7deff8e8dc98cbadcc606dfc46b451c.webm

2024-10-11 00:19:44 GMT

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les go 😄

2024-10-11 00:18:09 GMT

Implementing and testing Nostr Build from my client. 🤞
https://image.nostr.build/c9f485b23eac1fc177725d290d12824dc01c2e9d40e986253d4c915863b94846.jpg

2024-10-10 17:13:28 GMT

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you make my time here a lot better noshole. :)

2024-10-10 17:04:58 GMT

I wrote Nostr Keyring. It's a cross platform/cross browser NIP-07 signer. It's almost fully finished but the last 5 steps on the roadmap. I've hit my breaking point with it and I'm switching back to working on my client innovation.
I'm looking for anyone who wants to meaningfully contribute to it. I can pay kyc free btc if you help me with the last few steps.
https://github.com/dankswoops/NostrKeyring

2024-10-10 01:55:48 GMT

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NostrKeyring.com is almost fully written and open source on my Github. Anyone reading this who wants a much better signer, please contribute.

2024-10-10 01:52:43 GMT

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I'm thinking about hiring nostr devs at this point. Building a novel nostr client solo is tedious and has taken me years to understand the poor documentation.
What we really need is someone to fund seasoned nostr devs to make the NIPs human and AI readible with examples and less nuanced. This way devs new to the space can get faster traction. Like read nip-07, there's almost no context! There's no documentation on how to signEvent without nostr-tools in pure js. It's been a lot of pain.

2024-10-03 21:26:39 GMT

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2024-10-03 03:43:25 GMT

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I'll hodl for at least 16 years and praise your name constantly if you pick me.

2024-10-02 04:18:02 GMT

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This was my first screenshot I captured on nostr. When it was so much more rudimentary as a protocol.

2024-10-02 04:03:57 GMT

https://m.primal.net/LIGP.png

2024-10-01 14:10:39 GMT

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I have a good idea on how to accomplish key rotation but it's difficult to implement to the entire protocol.

2024-10-01 14:07:08 GMT

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no one cares dude

2024-10-01 14:03:39 GMT

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yeah, you hear about the cyber space client yet. lmao

2024-09-29 13:48:01 GMT

Good morning, Nostr. It's a beautiful time to believe in your convictions.

2024-09-29 04:37:01 GMT

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I appreciate your work, Pablo.

2024-09-28 13:45:43 GMT

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this got me considering gold now, thx for the share

2024-09-23 22:58:33 GMT

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They're out there living in vans their hitting it all day long. I'll post some footage from the exit point soon.

2024-09-23 16:39:13 GMT

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Atomic Purple like the game boy pls

2024-09-23 16:21:04 GMT

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I programmed a prototype and went to the BitcoinPainters house. it was right when nostr came out. He told me then he had a feeling we should use this protocol but he didn't understand it yet. I hated nostr at first, thought I'd lose all my users on my app if we plugged into it. As time passed we got educated and realized my idea couldn't exist in its highest form without nostr. So for years I've been slaving away, teaching myself to code this invention and I get a few inches closer with each passing day. It's a terrible chicken and egg situations. I need help build what we all want now but I can't share the idea because if you can build it without me, it could get stolen and corrupted.

2024-09-22 21:08:14 GMT

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Tether is the CBDC, it will last longer than the others, may be around for a long time. Strong doubt any of the rest will be alive in 10 years.

2024-09-22 03:48:51 GMT

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please do, we'd love to have you

2024-09-22 03:42:15 GMT

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staying humble is the hardest part

2024-09-22 02:02:50 GMT

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thank you for joining!

2024-09-22 01:02:26 GMT

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truly splendid

2024-09-22 00:37:41 GMT

#PuffPuffPaint is one of the best times I've had on #nostr
Legacy social media has nothing like it.
https://m.primal.net/KxMc.png

2024-09-22 00:32:31 GMT

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I only flew a D paragliding wing once, I swoop micro skydiving wings. Glad to find you on here. followed

2024-09-21 23:28:59 GMT

#puffpuffpaint is real

2024-09-19 18:52:42 GMT

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bitaxe is the poor persons lottery ticket who doesn't have conviction/understanding in why buying the underlying asset is a much better investment. If you really want to mine and have a way to convert the heat, S19K Pro can be bought for $10 /T if you catch a good deal. If you want to waste money gamble on shit coins. 🤷‍♂️

2024-09-19 18:36:18 GMT

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https://m.primal.net/KvAI.png

2024-09-18 21:54:52 GMT

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I have one coming out soon that I believe will onboard the masses. It offers something novel that none of the other clients do.

2024-09-17 02:38:35 GMT

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I just got [email protected] as my new lightning wallet! LFG!

2024-09-16 23:38:06 GMT

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I was scrolling upward, saw the cigar, and knew this was you before I saw the profile pic. Bet it smokes good.

2024-09-16 20:51:07 GMT

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BAD PORTRAIT YET???
hit up the artist plug, @npub1tx5…hd8g
#note1tdk…p5je
https://m.primal.net/KsEh.jpg

2024-09-15 21:18:55 GMT

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No puedo ver nada cuando tengo los ojos cerrados. 😜

2024-09-15 21:04:54 GMT

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I love reply guy. He's just a clever nostr nerd somewhere out there in the ether.
I wish he would only compliment you and then everyone would wish he came by more often. I hope he's having a good day whoever that person is.

2024-09-03 15:18:25 GMT

I want to shout out @npub1qqq…rfkq and everyone who contributed to Rana.
Rana is a vanity nostr key miner written in rust that's the fastest code in its class. I'm currently farming a 10 character vanity npub (POW 40) at 230k-450k iterations per second and have a chance to mine my handle in 30-50 days.
You can learn more at:
https://www.github.com/grunch/rana
cmd:
./rana --vanity-n-prefix= your npub here