Chief Supreme Court Justice of the Fediverse. Ethnic Mandalorian. Freelance reporter for «Le Petit Vingtième» Lieber tot als rot. パロディアカウント “If your skirt is too short, the real solution is cuter panties.” - Leyonhjelm
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Last Notes npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl @nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…xpq2 I don’t think judges have a medal they can give her npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…hqna I think they should lose eligibility. That’ll teach them in a hurry npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw @nprofile…m6ad funny thing os’s I didn’t know the shop I found was even there until I went in there for work. I was a firefighter and we were doing periodic reviews of some preplans for a commercial shopping center and they were one of the shops I was assigned. I briefly chatted with the woman who owned the place and she passed a vibe check and verified that she carried a wide scope of sizes and designs for different shapes. I don’t think I’d have found the place otherwise. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw My wife had a similar experience. It’s why I learned about the subject. She’d given up and resigned herself to it and that irritated me. I found her a proper shop and she walked out in an H cup. I learned a lot trying to figure it out. @nprofile…m6ad npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…m6ad That’s a challenge on measuring as well as fitting. I know almost nobody does this these days but the band is supposed to do most of the support and the straps are intended to stabilize. That’s why the adjustment fittings on the shoulder straps (which are often a bit of a joke) are so light and aren’t always that good at staying in place. Not that the product lines seem to care about actual quality and effectiveness these days. @nprofile…3mmw npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw @nprofile…m6ad all jokes like my other post aside, even small bust lines have different shapes. The fact that gore width isn’t part of the sizing and measurements proves what a mess the whole thing is. Quality fittings generally recommend specific bras because of this. The size and shape of the breast root is not covered at all by a tape measure standard measurement and almost no bra seriously accounts for the fact that larger breasts seldom are positioned with all the tissue forward on the rib cage. They just squeeze everything forward like a sausage and tell you to suck it up and deal. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…hqna 5 of those and you've got the money from the next thirteen years. The $1m a month is better if you think you'll live longer than that. @nprofile…p4t6 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…hqna You can stack 7 to be worth way more than 20 million. @nprofile…p4t6 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…hqna I always have a fueled Zippo in my pocket. I feel like making people quit smoking was a way to make people give up access to fire. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw I mostly play Animal Crossing: New Horizons @nprofile…la83 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…hqna I would nitpick the “causing” word. They can get you on disorderly conduct without you causing it. @nprofile…r4e5 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 That doesn't sound like a good place to have a drawn knife while scuffling with cops. @nprofile…rkpm npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…tsag The only YouTube with AI voice I have respect for is an Eastern European guy who does histories of eastern bloc cars. He says he uses the AI to read his script because it takes a long time to write them because he’s not that good at English but his reading and pronunciation are even worse. I respect that. But I’m also willing to read scripts for him if he’d just ask. But it’s my fault for not offering. @nprofile…04yf npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl Any full-time undergraduate student over the age of 25 who hasn't been in the military and using their GI bill is unemployed for labour purposes. I stand firmly behind that statement. Nobody who has been functioning as an adult goes back to school unless there isn't a job worth seriously pursuing. And in today's world, I'd be shocked if a white man seriously thought spamming resumes was going to get him a job in 2026 America. @nprofile…jq23 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 Stuffing routine bills with bullshit is the norm in DC @nprofile…h2rj npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…tsag On a financial level the African market would also be white @nprofile…j3ng npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 @nprofile…ujhs the extreme photoshop removal of the skin pattern? npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl > I don't even know what the fuck IBM does, these days. > Just more retarded pump and dump Indian scam shit. That is literally all they do, so yes you do know what they do @nprofile…3h40 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl imagine how much you have to hate yourself to admit to being related to John McCain npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…d550 but nobody will take our shit job and shot treatment for the shit wages we are offering! Send serfs! npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…2hfe @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…tsag deep magic.jpg https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/70dbb279cab11c26453d05e36efcd739a377dd5f2fbdaab8b9d1e731ebf065ce?name=deep+magic.jpg npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…lku3 You can defuse being the target, but you can't make them not search for a target or take a shotgun approach to finding one. @nprofile…2hfe @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…tsag npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…lku3 It's not the thing that was important. It's how it used to direct the energies that are causing friction on our side of the fediverse now. If one of our attack dogs wants a fight, he will find one even if it's a target that doesn't deserve it. It used to be an environment rich with valid targets. @nprofile…2hfe @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…tsag npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…2hfe I definitely do. I'm not even clear what having "OP only" timeline would do that's somehow better, since on the fediverse most people are only seeing who they follow. If your follows are boosting bullshit, you're following the wrong people or if not, you just mute or block the shithead you don't want to see anymore. @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…smhc npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…tsag Everything makes half the people unhappy and the other half happy. That's what we used to be constantly reminded of when the mass blocking campaigns were ongoing. I see this whole thread as a product of frustration with a declining in population on the whole on the fediverse (including a lot of users who made the place great) and of the lack of a common opponent like we used to have when far-left extremists used to put us on blacklists over the most ridiculous things. When we were getting blocked for being vaguely different from the other admins' politics or for federating with other blacklisted instances, our miscreant forces had someone else to take it out on that didn't cause friction on this side of the fediverse nearly as much as we see now. @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…2hfe @nprofile…smhc npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…smhc @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…2hfe Replies are usually more important than OP IMG_0357.jpeg https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/e63a5597a8e94e7c137bfb0153532a5e1efa8faaba53888642c59284f3875ccb?name=IMG_0357.jpeg npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…a6vy @nprofile…7r0z IMG_0314.webp https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/3ee37c5934e1b9f4108c36a0fee725f610bda7dcfcf214f070b344accb188df0?name=IMG_0314.webp npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl That bloke is so racist he hears Africa and thinks of race instead of continent. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl Aerobiz Supersonic is my favorite SNES game. I also broke airline sim almost 20 years ago by exploiting the lack of sufficient maths. Fun fact: acceleration takes time in the real world npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl It is. And it's one modern secular society is entirely unprepared to seriously discuss. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…cvrl I write it off because I believe it is a conduit to literal demons. We are not the same. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…yvuc @nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…nxac @nprofile…tttf @nprofile…a0cz @nprofile…swh9 that’s why I’m maybe one beer a week, maybe two weeks. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…2jwc @nprofile…46wa I have no opinion on her because she never showed me her tits npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…l5m0 > Usually anime that goes "filler material" like mad ends up being terrible. Mexico would like a word @nprofile…5qmw @nprofile…fsu6 @nprofile…y6jc 9541eb278474da3300fdccbf51d5b125ecf4285e79b1088ad0175a09e526c23e.jpg https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/09d10f1f980162c97a37bb9c71bdedd809ff84d3e7f74c0b53a6a3c10e3c59e6?name=9541eb278474da3300fdccbf51d5b125ecf4285e79b1088ad0175a09e526c23e.jpg npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…p49c That’s a really weird way to pronounce shounen sunday npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 Do Your Dooty.png 2fc6273e0e34d9ef.png https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/16b386b71e88ac14369e99b1cc872c9f9b58418ab3eaf21d7de30d35117b80c1?name=Do+Your+Dooty.png https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/15576c1b336c7d2e4c7b09fb5d4e18a349c97d1941d22942f951531509bc0420?name=2fc6273e0e34d9ef.png npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm One of the great parts of talking true shit about John McCain is you can't be tried for slander or libel WRT a deceased person even if their relatives get butthurt over it. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…a6vy Never heard of it so I went immediately and made one with what I had on hand. Good stuff. @nprofile…p4t6 npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…xz9d I played ice hockey for years. I wasn’t ever good but what matters is I worked to get better. @nprofile…tsag npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw on another note, have you seen what happens to a sheep bred for wool if you don't harvest the wool? It is cruel NOT to shear them. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw I tried to make sense of what they were saying until I found out how butthurt they get over eggs, honey, and milk. I won't pretend modern dairy practices don't have issues, but I've literally seen them argue about whether breastfeeding a baby is acceptable under vegan philosophy. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…3mmw Fun fact about eggs. Chickens lay a shit ton of eggs whether you want them or not. If Vegans had their way, it would be necessary to slaughter every laying hen. The idea that veganism is morally superior falls apart immediately on contact with agricuture and especially livestock breeds.. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 I couldn’t find a full year schedule of the Canadian National Railway holidays but here’s last year’s December schedule. They also had a listing around Easter. https://www.cn.ca/-/media/files/our-services/intermodal/december-holidays-terminal-hours-2025.pdf @nprofile…muls npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…2659 Also we had teachers who didn’t pass you to please a statistical overlord unless it was a black neighborhood. Which has been a problem since LBJ. @nprofile…eqfl npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…mdcm A black Roman is speaking. Listen and lean npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…5z09 @nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…y9u6 why are you gay npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…mdcm This is the only kind of child belly I want on my timeline @nprofile…y9u6 4f738e326ac3be1e.jpg 8b5df112f00f06da663aab9fff82ea7f4dda4dfd.jpg https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/a19b9c156fb6ee5e158db70b0c4861687e4f14ee21ed6e1aa0f508edb0223bb0?name=4f738e326ac3be1e.jpg https://media.freespeechextremist.com/rvl/full/ee2c690c8b0790d81c7071fc9bce4bf4cbe8c21713062969c82beb650f86d7d6?name=8b5df112f00f06da663aab9fff82ea7f4dda4dfd.jpg npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm I seldom donate to charity not because I don’t want to but because most of them are scams. Even ones with a long reputation keep getting exposed. The result is I’m mostly privately charitable but organizations don’t get shit. npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 There would be less sodomy, for one @nprofile…cqap npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…rjk0 Watching technology ascend in my lifetime has convinced me most unsolved disappearances throughout history were homos, child molestors, rapists, and the type of personality disorder that leads people to become modern venture capitalists and private equity bros. They’re unsolved because the disappearance was a relief to everyone else. @nprofile…cqap npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…mdcm I’m ok with it conceptually but leery of what the result would be. Because our government is really shitty at everything and I’ve known veterans who have considered suicide over dealing with the VA over even basic care. @nprofile…6srv npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…a6vy It’s literally all a lot of them have. That’s what the television and internet raised them to be. @nprofile…lsen npub1yu4jm04u65l4k6hmdqvchnn4ayjcr7akj8jsk73ae96dc4znv2yss428dp Leyonhjelm @nprofile…kdjy Trannies are weird monster creatures. @nprofile…2g7j