Leyonhjelm

Chief Supreme Court Justice of the Fediverse.

Ethnic Mandalorian.

Freelance reporter for «Le Petit Vingtième»

Lieber tot als rot.

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Human dairy farmer

“If your skirt is too short, the real solution is cuter panties.” - Leyonhjelm

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2026-08-12 19:57:51 GMT

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@nprofile…cvrl @nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…c2ja @nprofile…lsen @nprofile…xpq2 I don’t think judges have a medal they can give her

2026-08-01 18:31:52 GMT

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@nprofile…3mmw
My wife had a similar experience. It’s why I learned about the subject. She’d given up and resigned herself to it and that irritated me. I found her a proper shop and she walked out in an H cup. I learned a lot trying to figure it out.
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2026-08-01 16:15:28 GMT

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@nprofile…m6ad
That’s a challenge on measuring as well as fitting. I know almost nobody does this these days but the band is supposed to do most of the support and the straps are intended to stabilize. That’s why the adjustment fittings on the shoulder straps (which are often a bit of a joke) are so light and aren’t always that good at staying in place.
Not that the product lines seem to care about actual quality and effectiveness these days.
@nprofile…3mmw

2026-07-28 16:41:12 GMT

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@nprofile…hqna
You can stack 7 to be worth way more than 20 million.
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2026-07-25 06:28:03 GMT

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@nprofile…hqna
I would nitpick the “causing” word. They can get you on disorderly conduct without you causing it.
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2026-07-23 05:12:02 GMT

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@nprofile…rjk0
That doesn't sound like a good place to have a drawn knife while scuffling with cops.
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2026-07-09 08:06:21 GMT

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2026-07-09 07:55:00 GMT

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@nprofile…2hfe
I definitely do. I'm not even clear what having "OP only" timeline would do that's somehow better, since on the fediverse most people are only seeing who they follow. If your follows are boosting bullshit, you're following the wrong people or if not, you just mute or block the shithead you don't want to see anymore.
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2026-07-09 07:53:12 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag
Everything makes half the people unhappy and the other half happy. That's what we used to be constantly reminded of when the mass blocking campaigns were ongoing.
I see this whole thread as a product of frustration with a declining in population on the whole on the fediverse (including a lot of users who made the place great) and of the lack of a common opponent like we used to have when far-left extremists used to put us on blacklists over the most ridiculous things.
When we were getting blocked for being vaguely different from the other admins' politics or for federating with other blacklisted instances, our miscreant forces had someone else to take it out on that didn't cause friction on this side of the fediverse nearly as much as we see now.
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2026-07-09 00:41:28 GMT

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@nprofile…smhc @nprofile…s2sp @nprofile…2hfe
Replies are usually more important than OP
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2026-07-04 17:45:05 GMT

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@nprofile…cvrl
That bloke is so racist he hears Africa and thinks of race instead of continent.

2026-07-04 05:01:23 GMT

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@nprofile…cvrl
Aerobiz Supersonic is my favorite SNES game. I also broke airline sim almost 20 years ago by exploiting the lack of sufficient maths. Fun fact: acceleration takes time in the real world

2026-07-02 23:01:58 GMT

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@nprofile…yvuc @nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…nxac @nprofile…tttf @nprofile…a0cz @nprofile…swh9 that’s why I’m maybe one beer a week, maybe two weeks.

2026-06-23 18:03:05 GMT

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@nprofile…l5m0
> Usually anime that goes "filler material" like mad ends up being terrible.
Mexico would like a word
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2026-06-18 23:49:27 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…p49c
That’s a really weird way to pronounce shounen sunday

2026-06-15 04:26:15 GMT

One of the great parts of talking true shit about John McCain is you can't be tried for slander or libel WRT a deceased person even if their relatives get butthurt over it.

2026-06-12 21:26:51 GMT

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@nprofile…a6vy
Never heard of it so I went immediately and made one with what I had on hand. Good stuff.
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2026-06-08 18:10:15 GMT

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@nprofile…3mmw
on another note, have you seen what happens to a sheep bred for wool if you don't harvest the wool? It is cruel NOT to shear them.

2026-05-22 19:16:59 GMT

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@nprofile…2659
Also we had teachers who didn’t pass you to please a statistical overlord unless it was a black neighborhood. Which has been a problem since LBJ.
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2026-05-21 06:56:40 GMT

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@nprofile…mdcm
A black Roman is speaking. Listen and lean

2026-05-17 07:38:07 GMT

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@nprofile…mdcm
This is the only kind of child belly I want on my timeline
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2026-05-10 14:30:55 GMT

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@nprofile…rjk0
Watching technology ascend in my lifetime has convinced me most unsolved disappearances throughout history were homos, child molestors, rapists, and the type of personality disorder that leads people to become modern venture capitalists and private equity bros.
They’re unsolved because the disappearance was a relief to everyone else.
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2026-05-10 13:30:01 GMT

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@nprofile…a6vy
It’s literally all a lot of them have. That’s what the television and internet raised them to be.
@nprofile…lsen

2026-05-06 16:00:33 GMT

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@nprofile…kdjy
Trannies are weird monster creatures.
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