Jay Blue Ribbon, Spiritual Wisconsinite 🦎 :pbr: :israel_burn: 🌲

Anti-intellectual
Wagie jobcel
College-educated NEET
Sensitive young man
:pbr: Chief PBR Propagandist :pbr:

Joined [current month - 6] [current year - 2]

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2026-08-08 00:06:38 GMT

might i never have sex again in my life :pensive_cowboy:

2026-08-02 02:05:13 GMT

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2026-07-20 20:43:16 GMT

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is it a good thing or bad thing
cuz that person's me

2026-07-20 20:15:52 GMT

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2026-07-20 02:46:25 GMT

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2026-07-18 03:23:14 GMT

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2026-07-18 01:59:13 GMT

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2026-07-16 03:12:07 GMT

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onions i will eat fine if they're on a sandwich someone else gives me, but i'll probably never willingly make or order a sandwich with onions.
if there's coleslaw on a chicken sandwich i just won't eat it, i'll have to pick it out lol, but even then its already contaminated the sandwich

2026-07-16 03:08:09 GMT

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I should change my username to coleslaw hater instead. I don't actually hate onions that much lol. coleslaw is awful. there was a whole thread about it a few weeks back

2026-07-16 03:05:44 GMT

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I used to literally gag at certain veggies like brussels sprouts and coleslaw. Parents always thought I was being dramatic. Was probably that taste you're talking about

2026-07-16 02:58:02 GMT

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Broccoli has the reputation of being THE enemy of all picky eaters but it was actually what I liked the most. If I didn't have to buy it, spend 20 minutes steaming/seasoning it, and could just materialize it out of thin air I'd add a good helping to every meal

2026-07-16 02:52:28 GMT

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was a picky eater as a kid but i liked spicy food and would eat a lot of jalapenos from the jar. mom would tell me to eat vegetables and i'd cope that the jalapenos counted as veggies lol

2026-07-16 02:44:37 GMT

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do the jalapenos count as vegetables?

2026-07-16 02:22:51 GMT

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2026-07-14 15:10:05 GMT

I thought this was elaborate ragebait but
>comments locked
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2026-07-14 01:36:47 GMT

these niggas were real life soyjaks
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2026-07-13 23:22:00 GMT

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2026-07-13 14:51:24 GMT

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2026-07-12 20:39:29 GMT

go get yourselves a burger with melted swiss and caramelized onions in honor of lindsey graham today
#nevent1q…ezvf

2026-07-12 20:36:58 GMT

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2026-07-12 20:36:34 GMT

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2026-07-11 19:30:57 GMT

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2026-07-11 05:06:04 GMT

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I was just tellin my friend "can you imagine being a pig" because man imagine if that was the hardest part of your day, getting out of bed so you can go downstairs to go to bed

2026-07-11 05:01:29 GMT

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2026-07-10 17:53:33 GMT

Random sidequest? Bitch you a late-game boss
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2026-07-09 22:46:33 GMT

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2026-07-09 16:03:04 GMT

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2026-07-09 02:57:28 GMT

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2026-07-07 22:31:38 GMT

Damn right there’s a six millionth jew! It’s the most documented genocide in human history! Now tell us his name or shut up
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2026-07-07 20:20:45 GMT

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they need to come home
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2026-07-07 18:51:24 GMT

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2026-07-07 02:21:59 GMT

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2026-07-07 00:15:23 GMT

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2026-07-06 14:25:05 GMT

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2026-07-06 04:19:22 GMT

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i got blood memories of hating junebugs because one of my dad's core memories was being 4 and screaming bloody murder at a junebug in the bathroom and my grandma had to come kill it for him

2026-07-06 04:16:48 GMT

killed a junebug

2025-01-20 03:02:27 GMT

death to engagement farmers

2025-01-17 05:25:51 GMT

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i love when cats go semi-loaf

2025-01-16 18:02:01 GMT

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this makes me feel better if I ever end up a hobo

2025-01-16 17:25:20 GMT

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i thought it meant jewish

2025-01-13 06:22:16 GMT

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2025-01-13 05:02:45 GMT

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Tryna get dat unemployment check i see

2025-01-13 03:52:24 GMT

Doing a crossword that has the words “OVEN” and “BENJAMINNETANYAHU” sorta close together.
haha

2025-01-12 21:25:44 GMT

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I hate the sports team analogy so much
I'd find sports far more interesting if players were forced to play for their native (or nearest to native) cities. There would be far more substance to it I think.
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2025-01-12 08:23:55 GMT

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is it ai-generated? "spell" is spelled "speel". maybe that's why.

2025-01-10 23:29:09 GMT

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is this saying that blacks have an unfair disadvantage? but the black person would succeed in this scenario!
libs man...
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2025-01-07 03:36:30 GMT

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This is the first time I’ve seen this addressed. I am one such person, save for the fact I have no tech job, just a seemingly worthless CS degree. I literally put 40-50k as my expected salary because that’s about twice what I currently make as a restaurant server (even though ~80k is considered a starting tech salary where I am).
I’m at the point where 40k would probably be more money than I know what to do with, literally.

2025-01-07 01:49:08 GMT

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>@BR00MR4PECUNNY

2025-01-06 20:14:27 GMT

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2025-01-06 06:37:58 GMT

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>can't include an actual photo
no balls

2025-01-06 03:55:52 GMT

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Was this in july 2012 by any chance

2025-01-06 03:09:44 GMT

That urge to quit my job is cropping up again

2024-09-04 21:45:54 GMT

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is there a pic?
killed/wounded ratio says black but seeing as he surrendered and is gonna be tried as an adult im saying white

2024-09-04 21:22:34 GMT

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have any Jews ever argued that side profiles in mugshots are antisemitic?

2024-09-04 20:37:13 GMT

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yeah. sad part is that code words aren't free. you can't just throw them around because in the internet argument colosseum the code words are taken at face value and you lose by default. you gotta be direct with rhetoric because with code words the other side can just win by feigning ignorance to what you actually mean.

2024-09-04 19:45:17 GMT

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vapes scare me, i only use them if someone offers a hit
i like the ritual of regular weed.
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2024-09-04 19:38:22 GMT

Ooga Booga and his weed nugget Oogie Boogie
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2024-09-04 19:23:09 GMT

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My mom would point to Illinois USA is on a world map and say "this is Illinois where we live" but I thought she was pointing at the entire United States and calling it "Illinois". To my kid brain the US looked (and still does look) like an elephant. And I thought "Illinois" was the onomatopoeia for the sound an elephant made lmao.

2024-09-03 16:20:09 GMT

This one possesses the capacity for forethought wow!
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2024-09-03 16:01:55 GMT

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did you make this from scratch at the beginning of the year? only asking bc trump assassination attempt is on there

2024-09-03 03:25:18 GMT

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you mean downing 3/4th a glass of water and pouring the rest out lol

2024-09-03 00:29:59 GMT

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very purrty, floofy
never had a floofy cat, would be nice

2024-09-02 20:46:34 GMT

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piracy should be legal unless youre jewish

2024-09-02 19:10:51 GMT

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What about a literal pure innocent big titty milk maiden robot?

2024-09-02 17:35:30 GMT

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white americans arent THAT bad, at least with regard to stealing. the problem is that he would gladly invite his nigger friends if he moved

2024-09-02 17:30:24 GMT

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idk about tiktok but on instagram this video would/will/definitely has a bunch of comments saying its because no blacks. so thats a silver lining i guess.
dudes retarded tho

2024-09-01 20:22:23 GMT

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he seems like he might be maladjusted

2024-09-01 17:55:48 GMT

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the most depressing instance of this is those vids of train stations in japan or denmark. they’re so clean and the security is lax as fuck. our own freedom is being taken because the system treats us like the animals we’re forced to live with. and we internalize it

2024-09-01 10:30:43 GMT

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It starts september 15th NO EARLIER

2024-09-01 01:39:56 GMT

Thinking about the Jewish girl I had a crush on in high school.
She has bangs now, bangs I tell you!

2024-09-01 00:15:13 GMT

"Pretty please?"
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2024-08-31 23:08:05 GMT

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I'd love to have one

2024-08-31 22:47:35 GMT

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we love em
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2024-08-31 22:38:09 GMT

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talking about the 4chan fags who see pics like these and go "that's a dude"?
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2024-08-31 22:09:28 GMT

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Right. I think the last pic captures one of the features I kinda like: the square-ish jaw/facial shape. This girl has it, though it's almost too much even for me.
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2024-08-31 17:38:07 GMT

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literally ramona flowers (goblin)

2024-08-31 17:15:13 GMT

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nuh-uh, what about august 31st of next year?

2024-08-31 16:56:46 GMT

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i thought she was like polish or something

2024-08-31 16:54:13 GMT

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im so sick of jews dedicating millions in resources just to “monitor” what others think of them. what a pathetic race. absolutely psychotic

2024-08-30 00:16:00 GMT

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we need photo ID to access porn sites
with a public database of who's done it, with timestamps of when they did it last. hell, let's include a gooner leaderboard.

2024-08-29 18:33:11 GMT

Geez
They act like niggers at the Golden Corral buffet
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2024-08-27 18:19:29 GMT

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What bothers me about the tweet is how anti-white it is. Europeans must be stopped because they come from a culture that compensates service workers, but niggers and pajeets who come from cultures that rape and murder women are just fine, in fact beautiful!

2024-08-27 00:23:56 GMT

“Lord Hitler please bless my flight with a white male pilot and no DEI negligence”
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2024-08-26 23:54:49 GMT

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The artistry was made for satellite imagery, we were fated to reach the stars

2024-08-26 19:32:18 GMT

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wasnt aware. ive only seen the DO NOT REDEEM clip and the bitcoin ruse lol

2024-08-26 18:17:16 GMT

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the kitboga scammer prank videos are 100% thinly-veiled racism. the schadenfreude isnt because a scammer is getting outplayed, it’s because an indian is getting outplayed

2024-08-26 17:27:15 GMT

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tbf the front is the best place for them

2024-08-26 17:09:40 GMT

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Oh wow a twitter screenshot where the funny word wasn’t smeared out with the ios highlighter! A rare sight

2024-08-26 05:58:00 GMT

🤔 means I find your post a little questionable
🧐 means I find your post thought-provoking but have nothing to add

2024-08-20 04:13:52 GMT

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i’d love to say im a negro on my apps but it’s risky. but tbh who cares. i dont even get interviews anyways

2024-08-20 04:11:09 GMT

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its just hard to compete with pajeets and fake linkedin job listings.
but i shall

2024-08-20 04:10:08 GMT

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im only a stay fag because I don’t try 😭 I need to hit up my university career fair n shiiieeet

2024-08-20 04:08:28 GMT

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Its my coworkers ngl
I gotta get a new job
But sadly if I get a “real“ office job I probably will be surrounded by similar people. But at least I’d have money lol

2024-08-20 04:01:06 GMT

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i gotta get away from the toxic drinker folks yeah
its alright in moderation but when im not wanting the night to end i run into problems

2024-08-20 03:55:31 GMT

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Yeah im a faggot nigger unfortunately

2024-08-20 03:45:14 GMT

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I would like to quit drinking but today is not that day

2024-08-20 03:23:52 GMT

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i wouldnt be able to do that unless in self defense, im sorry