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2026-03-23 11:11:57 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj When are you installing the flame thrower?

2026-03-01 18:24:54 GMT

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@nprofile…07t3 Just have a tourniquet handy

2026-02-09 17:03:01 GMT

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2026-02-03 13:24:38 GMT

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2026-02-03 13:16:49 GMT

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2026-02-02 15:47:23 GMT

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2026-01-29 16:37:29 GMT

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2026-01-27 01:59:45 GMT

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2026-01-26 19:32:58 GMT

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2026-01-24 07:45:11 GMT

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2026-01-21 01:52:24 GMT

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2026-01-20 00:11:45 GMT

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2026-01-18 15:21:19 GMT

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2026-01-17 11:44:21 GMT

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2026-01-09 01:52:52 GMT

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2026-01-05 06:27:30 GMT

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@nprofile…dlsx What's wild for me is a friend of mine and I were going over some older music including Kate Bush on YouTube. I ended up hooked on Running Up That Hill about a month before it went viral because of Stranger Things.

2026-01-02 07:31:54 GMT

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2025-12-27 13:26:13 GMT

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@nprofile…hmnx There's 3 seasons of The Snoopy Show that stays pretty faithful to the original, I haven't ever gotten to season 3 yet though.

2025-12-27 07:53:12 GMT

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2025-12-23 10:19:58 GMT

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2025-12-13 02:35:06 GMT

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@nprofile…d2y2 I'm really good at it 😂

2025-12-10 10:03:24 GMT

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2025-12-10 05:33:55 GMT

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@nprofile…sy9t Nanu Nanu

2025-12-06 06:55:56 GMT

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@nprofile…dcv3 AAAAHHHHhhhhgh!

2025-12-06 06:54:43 GMT

"The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment."
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2025-12-04 07:49:52 GMT

Yet another avenue of scams exploiting the vulnerable (taxpayers)
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2025-11-29 08:27:12 GMT

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@nprofile…kqnp I decided to watch it because I like Rhea Seehorn.

2025-11-27 08:40:50 GMT

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@nprofile…ysj7 Thanks Matt.

2025-11-20 14:28:43 GMT

The comment is the lol 🦖
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2025-11-19 13:11:59 GMT

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@nprofile…sy9t Oh damn I gotta try one of those

2025-11-03 01:16:01 GMT

I had been thinking about this. Out of 11 people that I've known only 2 actually used SNAP purely for it's intent. And one of the two sold EBT groceries for alcohol at first, but got sick of starving at the end of the month so stopped selling them. 😐
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2025-10-31 12:41:47 GMT

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2025-10-30 15:16:31 GMT

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2025-10-19 04:55:05 GMT

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@nprofile…0q34 That's kind of a cute picture of her.

2025-10-17 15:24:55 GMT

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@nprofile…edwx Time to rescue a cat.

2025-10-04 06:51:44 GMT

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2025-10-01 08:17:09 GMT

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@nprofile…2vsq Yeah, she's always looked like an odd grease slick.

2025-10-01 07:37:12 GMT

Debbie "It puts the lotion on it's skin" Shultz
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2025-09-09 13:38:29 GMT

Can't afford transportation in Chicago? Just take the Redline.
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2025-09-08 06:47:36 GMT

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2025-09-04 08:01:47 GMT

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@nprofile…8cq2 Lunar eclipse coming up, what are you going to do?

2025-08-15 17:08:05 GMT

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2025-08-11 22:21:03 GMT

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@nprofile…8cq2 I had to pass that one up, it happens from time to time.

2025-07-23 14:31:37 GMT

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@nprofile…xlp8 Pretty pink gums 😂

2025-07-23 14:16:06 GMT

The tooth to gum ratio is kind of freaking me out 😬
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2025-07-22 15:05:20 GMT

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2025-07-17 15:59:25 GMT

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@nprofile…r6d3 I hear there's a pot farm looking for workers.

2025-07-17 06:15:35 GMT

"Waifu engineers wanted"
Uncle Ted was right.
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2025-07-08 18:26:18 GMT

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2025-07-07 09:21:50 GMT

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2025-07-01 03:57:48 GMT

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@nprofile…y0qh I'm happy for the men.

2025-06-30 19:09:55 GMT

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@nprofile…yg20 That's rich

2025-06-29 21:20:41 GMT

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2025-06-23 06:02:05 GMT

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@nprofile…8g92 Motivation.

2025-06-22 02:28:07 GMT

It's all so predictable, and tiresome.
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2025-06-18 20:31:39 GMT

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@nprofile…yg20 I'm glad she survived the bear attack.

2025-06-16 06:11:32 GMT

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@nprofile…sacm Deport him!

2025-06-16 04:56:33 GMT

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2025-06-09 08:47:55 GMT

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@nprofile…rlzq I got Pascal fatigue.

2025-06-08 04:00:18 GMT

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@nprofile…z9j9 EBT overdose.

2025-06-01 08:19:02 GMT

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@nprofile…rlzq Pedro Pascal was the first choice 😄

2025-05-23 21:58:57 GMT

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@nprofile…34yy Same here, I made it about 20 minutes in.

2025-05-20 04:44:56 GMT

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2025-05-01 23:22:37 GMT

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@nprofile…m8ep I gave, been worried about her family.

2025-05-01 18:22:32 GMT

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@nprofile…yg20 They always try to shoot the dog.

2025-04-08 11:08:37 GMT

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@nprofile…e2xt I loved her when I was a kid

2025-04-07 10:14:58 GMT

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@nprofile…jaa7 @nprofile…r6d3 LA

2025-04-06 21:47:17 GMT

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@nprofile…y0qh Confirmed
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2025-04-04 11:06:22 GMT

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@nprofile…ucuc Lol, that jew at the end, his bottom lip almost touching his nose

2025-03-31 21:27:10 GMT

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2025-03-30 08:20:24 GMT

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@nprofile…2yvt She can just go down, find a stream, and float to the nearest town.

2025-03-28 05:36:24 GMT

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@nprofile…4s6x I think I saw that face on a crescent moon once.

2025-03-27 19:07:07 GMT

Got rid of the weave, drawn on eyebrows, and fake eyelashes. Behold the real Crockett!
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2025-03-21 08:39:55 GMT

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@nprofile…r6d3 Held down by white supremacy, desperate for reparations.

2025-03-17 20:13:15 GMT

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@nprofile…rlzq I always get relieved when the Geeky Sparkles character pops up on the screen. 😂

2025-03-17 19:08:16 GMT

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https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-orders-astronauts-be-returned-to-space-station

2025-03-17 19:07:33 GMT

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2025-03-16 04:04:47 GMT

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https://www.kwtx.com/2025/03/16/residents-told-leave-their-homes-firefighters-battle-massive-grass-fire-near-fredericksburg-texas/

2025-03-16 04:04:07 GMT

Near AC's town.
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2025-03-10 08:01:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3m86 I go one better. I think we should cut off all trade with Canada until they decide on some sort of equilibrium. It wouldn't even really be a blip on our radar.

2025-03-10 07:30:16 GMT

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@nprofile…rlzq Definitely not the fairest of them all, not even quite middling. The only thing she has going for her is her youth. Her nasty disposition will take care of that in an accelerated manor though.

2025-03-09 13:38:49 GMT

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@nprofile…hmph Lol, I hear, "Quiet!" "Look!" and "Listen!" quite a bit. 😂

2025-03-09 08:49:12 GMT

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show is almost unlistenable now due to all the ads.

2025-03-05 09:29:48 GMT

London cat has had enough.
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2025-02-28 14:47:32 GMT

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@nprofile…zmej Everyone Else is kind of cute 😂

2025-02-21 10:24:34 GMT

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