El Conquistador (MI)

That dick who just fact checked you. Do better.

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2026-08-19 10:15:58 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz I swear I can hear them when I go out in my neighborhood

2026-08-07 11:22:54 GMT

As a corporate training manager, I get it. Anxiety is a plague, and 'grading' people is the fastest way to get them to quit from panic attacks.
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2026-07-21 19:18:30 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj @nprofile…w4wg Depends what's on it
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2026-07-04 11:22:49 GMT

Friend of mine shared this. His county is in a severe drought.
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2026-06-28 11:20:14 GMT

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@nprofile…4pam That is rude and accurate.

2026-06-07 16:49:57 GMT

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@nprofile…29y7 @nprofile…uewc ghost appliances

2026-05-31 16:36:42 GMT

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@nprofile…rska what's on the menu?

2026-05-20 20:24:56 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 my wife is my navigator and puzzle assistant.

2026-05-18 22:47:08 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 Rookie
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2026-05-04 19:51:27 GMT

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2026-04-25 11:31:46 GMT

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@nprofile…t344 health code violation

2026-04-20 18:07:20 GMT

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@nprofile…kwcf That's how you build rapport

2026-04-10 22:11:43 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen what exactly did that tool do?

2026-03-31 20:54:31 GMT

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…lsen I had one.

2026-03-31 18:14:12 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen "Come on, you guys, really?"

2026-03-30 16:54:08 GMT

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@nprofile…jl9q @nprofile…lsen Good episode.
https://youtu.be/avY3bV5yxMM

2026-03-29 00:53:02 GMT

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@nprofile…4pam Pretty sure for my birthday one year I had a sleepover where we watched Predator, Robocop, and Cobra.

2026-03-22 02:35:40 GMT

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@nprofile…q8rs That was my first reaction, but then I considered their special connection. If someone fabricated treason charges against me, I might have a word or two upon their passing.

2026-03-21 15:13:00 GMT

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@nprofile…u6vd possibly the funniest thing he's ever said

2026-03-20 21:32:28 GMT

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@nprofile…7cv0 @nprofile…yern if that were in my kitchen, I would pick it all back up.

2026-03-09 15:29:40 GMT

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/family-of-man-stabbed-to-death-outside-downey-library-seeks-40-million-in-damages/
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2026-03-01 15:27:37 GMT

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2026-02-27 23:35:10 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen
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2026-02-27 23:27:47 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen Jamie Foxx also does a good Trump

2026-02-27 23:27:20 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen Im a sucker for a good impressionist

2026-02-25 17:10:52 GMT

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@nprofile…u6vd so how bad of a shot are the sand people?

2026-02-25 00:16:21 GMT

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#20
#blackhistorymonth
#crack
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2026-02-24 10:18:31 GMT

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#19
#blackhistorymonth
#EdDwight
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2026-02-23 09:50:31 GMT

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#18
#blackhistorymonth
#hiddenfigures
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2026-02-21 14:38:34 GMT

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#17
#blackhistorymonth
#blackpanthers
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2026-02-19 10:06:10 GMT

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#16
#blackhistorymonth
#mlk
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2026-02-18 10:52:56 GMT

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#15
#blackhistorymonth
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2026-02-17 10:08:19 GMT

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#14
#blackhistorymonth
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2026-02-16 10:42:07 GMT

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#13
#blackhistorymonth
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2026-02-15 02:25:20 GMT

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#12
#blackhistorymonth
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2026-01-23 14:59:31 GMT

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@nprofile…xrfj Ever watch Lower Decks?

2026-01-23 00:53:29 GMT

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@nprofile…xrfj I reserve judgement until I actually watch it and stuff

2026-01-22 16:55:23 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…aamy Thor asks, "is it?"

2026-01-21 19:40:19 GMT

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2026-01-19 01:46:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Astute parallel

2026-01-19 00:59:17 GMT

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@nprofile…4pam Chat Gonna Pound That

2026-01-18 21:58:49 GMT

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2026-01-17 23:35:24 GMT

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@nprofile…jejv @nprofile…f6wy Also #9
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2026-01-17 16:30:27 GMT

Had to show my keeper why I called an EV a Stomper.
https://youtu.be/9pko_iTP4sQ

2026-01-17 13:01:42 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen lol, black and tan

2026-01-16 22:53:06 GMT

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@nprofile…6hmu but they need to learn English and pass a citizenship exam

2026-01-16 20:32:34 GMT

It's a great white buffalo!
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2026-01-16 20:14:43 GMT

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@nprofile…3njl @nprofile…l4kz
I am patiently waiting for the 'ghost car' underground to emerge. Rebuilt 'dumb' cars that are yours forever.

2026-01-16 18:35:19 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 Welcome to MN. Here's your tazer, good luck!

2026-01-16 18:34:52 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 That was my initial thought, but you just never know how crazy these people are when you're outnumbered.

2026-01-16 18:33:04 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen shit, three periods, are you sure??!

2026-01-16 18:27:32 GMT

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@nprofile…jejv @nprofile…lsen
Not even once

2026-01-16 18:26:47 GMT

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@nprofile…a77l @nprofile…83vp @nprofile…lsen American cops should wear weight belts.

2026-01-16 18:21:19 GMT

The recording is late or edited, but allegedly, these Minnesotnuts harassed this guy because he rented an SUV and they assumed he's ICE.
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2026-01-16 15:44:11 GMT

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@nprofile…rq7v @nprofile…mv5r
I prefer 'The No Kings Slayer'

2026-01-16 15:43:23 GMT

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@nprofile…qtye 'hate groups' vs 'good people'

2026-01-16 11:14:41 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…t344
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2026-01-15 17:23:56 GMT

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@nprofile…whfu I'm not inclined to believe that she is sincere

2026-01-15 17:23:08 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Believable, yet highly suspect. That image is from a Pravda article, using a screenshot of a translated Bild article (German tabloid) that I cannot find. I can't find any independent verification of it. Grok claims it to be true... citing itself as the source.

2026-01-15 15:47:22 GMT

Forget Good, Oprah is the real domestic terrorist.
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2026-01-15 15:40:34 GMT

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@nprofile…uu94 @nprofile…h2rj @nprofile…kwcf
Sup, Hattie?

2026-01-15 12:29:43 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…lsen meh, my thighs are as far down as I go. Gravity takes care of the rest.

2026-01-15 12:18:44 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen friend of mine who served in the army called those FUN showers: Face, Underarms, Nuts

2026-01-14 22:15:50 GMT

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2026-01-14 21:51:03 GMT

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@nprofile…7ddz My nausea has a first name...

2026-01-14 21:50:12 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen and equal parts bacon

2026-01-14 21:43:06 GMT

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@nprofile…xpq2 I will forever regret letting my registration on mikerotch.com lapse ..

2026-01-14 17:17:24 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz top ten comment all time

2026-01-14 17:16:53 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…lsen Today they're Brits, wait until they're 'unjustly profiled'

2026-01-14 17:14:22 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen those things are the adult version of a Jack in the box

2026-01-14 17:11:27 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz Serena Williams has a message for this woman

2026-01-14 17:10:44 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz That's a shame. I enjoyed his work.

2026-01-14 17:01:59 GMT

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@nprofile…xpq2 read Mike Oxmall out loud and quickly

2026-01-14 14:55:43 GMT

I would be that guy.
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2026-01-14 14:32:57 GMT

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@nprofile…xpq2 Well yeah, look at the name.

2026-01-14 09:51:58 GMT

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@nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…7cv0
Fake. Featured on Sunday's show.

2026-01-14 01:15:52 GMT

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@nprofile…l3qy shocker, the opposite of truth on Reddit

2026-01-13 20:35:21 GMT

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@nprofile…eqfl estimates

2026-01-13 13:50:46 GMT

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@nprofile…q8rs @nprofile…lsen Beat me to it.
Also, it's up over $600K now

2026-01-13 13:49:52 GMT

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@nprofile…q8rs @nprofile…lsen beat me to it

2026-01-13 11:43:11 GMT

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@nprofile…l4kz and hypercolor shirts

2026-01-13 01:33:57 GMT

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@nprofile…7cv0 suicidal empathy

2026-01-12 20:54:28 GMT

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@nprofile…p4t6 yeah, why?

2026-01-12 19:36:23 GMT

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@nprofile…3rs3 How do I tag Mythbusters from here?

2026-01-12 19:28:06 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen #puthebloodyphonedown

2026-01-12 19:25:34 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen The electro rabbit 3000

2026-01-12 11:24:53 GMT

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@nprofile…58dr @nprofile…lsen
I'm sure they'll explain how after the Dominion war, the JH became civilized and evolved to become fat black women... In just 25 years

2026-01-12 00:08:27 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen
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2026-01-11 21:51:41 GMT

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…2m8z
Hence, the short term approach.

2026-01-11 21:45:11 GMT

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@nprofile…2m8z @nprofile…w4wg and the states give out the bennies

2026-01-11 04:40:46 GMT

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…8jg6
Suicidal empathy + TDS

2026-01-10 15:46:31 GMT

I would just use it for reminders and lists
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2026-01-10 15:35:49 GMT

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@nprofile…lsen He also has a Mastadon bot:
https://hell.twtr.plus/users/MrAndyNgo

2026-01-10 15:06:28 GMT

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@nprofile…7pd9 @nprofile…cz7d just "calling for"

2026-01-10 15:02:57 GMT

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@nprofile…t344 @nprofile…c3al Rear Endgame

2026-01-10 15:00:15 GMT

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@nprofile…mv5r @nprofile…5ggy pepper spray turret

2026-01-09 23:44:57 GMT

I just need a sea shanty about her now to complete my day.
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2026-01-09 18:55:06 GMT

Good job Fresno
https://x.com/i/status/2009514580553421129
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2026-01-09 16:06:57 GMT

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@nprofile…29n7 is it actually the same person?

2026-01-09 16:03:51 GMT

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@nprofile…07lq In my defense, I wasn't listening.