Nonplayableclown

Mostly a backup account for my main instance @ https://www.postnstuffds.lol/@NonPlayableClown

Might repost things in here to instances that I can't talk to on postnstuffds

Public Key

npub1zcsddk4qr37d85nn9ym9hscve0dd0ccj7c76y5ztaaf52a3d672sjalg7r

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1zcsddk4qr37d85nn9ym9hscve0dd0ccj7c76y5ztaaf52a3d672sjalg7r

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2026-04-11 18:44:59 GMT

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>-Sent from an IPhone 17 Pro Max
https://decayable.ink/media/c251d6e931d89ae688fce256cfac0c53eccbfed18a07c5c73b0f25708e57a4f8.mp4

2026-04-09 00:37:39 GMT

What a faggot
#nevent1q…9sat

2026-04-07 20:18:11 GMT

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Glad you are doing well buddy

2026-03-09 20:47:00 GMT

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>African savages pour into Spain in waves and are then free to move about the European Union nations.
That's probably the best news I saw, the possibility of @nprofile…5j7q not only competing for welfare but get raped by niggers.

2025-12-23 13:43:39 GMT

Humanitarian classes are being underfunded
Get fucked faggot. The reason why your precious English major is dying is because there is no viable job in that field anymore and you retards pushed an agenda at a high price that everyone is telling you to get pegged https://youtu.be/wO3Tin7cg8o

2025-11-28 20:30:26 GMT

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Unfortunately yes.
https://youtube.com/shorts/R98enHQLbLQ

2025-11-04 13:29:33 GMT

Rot in hell faggot
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2025-10-12 21:45:45 GMT

Kys faggot.
Your gay books got banned from middle and grade school for having explicit sex scenes.
Le reddit response: Do you see a pattern?
Me: Yeah paragraphs of sucking dick and even pictures of guy getting fucked with a strap on. Gee I wonder why parents are pissed about this shit.
https://youtu.be/pMltCURWLNA

2025-09-12 01:23:55 GMT

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2025-09-09 14:08:22 GMT

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Morning Darb!

2025-07-10 20:00:56 GMT

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https://decayable.ink/media/283fd81a7ffb767494ed4303bf268ac1b1187e747ddd2f5a5e7d965d0fc9fd8b.mp4

2025-07-06 00:39:08 GMT

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Lmfao your ass is grass Dicey.
https://decayable.ink/media/6de3d07ef32ea63e7034b3738cb87e4b746857ef03ac970562b9fca8348c5a0f.jpg

2025-07-06 00:37:45 GMT

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Oh I got all the hot gossip. Let me switch to my main and you'll see all the retardedness.

2025-07-06 00:30:44 GMT

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That's understandable. You guys are family.
This mongaloid told her to cheat on her bf for him and broke up multiple times.

2025-07-06 00:28:30 GMT

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Yeah he's financially smegged.
He's not rich anymore.
https://decayable.ink/media/10423187d0356b90e3489853ff38a1506772a9d10c4198d2577e622bedc62b32.jpg

2025-07-06 00:25:04 GMT

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No smeging refunds for yah poasties.

2025-07-06 00:17:26 GMT

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To be fair some speculate that I am Graf.
Easy mistake but lo and behold I never got got cucked by a 4chan janny.

2025-07-06 00:09:08 GMT

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>...with the utter mediocre Nonplayableclown.
Oh no 😭
How will live with being called mediocre from the biggest faggot of on fedi.

2025-07-05 23:46:52 GMT

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Day drinking with your mom again?

2025-07-04 00:31:44 GMT

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So what's Flanker's youtube channel?

2025-07-03 16:27:20 GMT

Do YoU lIkE aRt!?!?
What a faggot.
https://decayable.ink/media/ee490140f6d9d1a3cc21f5a5e28852fe7747988cf6a71fba8e7ea9bcd40eca64.jpg

2025-06-24 10:23:15 GMT

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What was she being made fun of for?

2025-06-24 08:22:25 GMT

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Even your mom agrees that you're a faggot.

2025-06-12 16:34:20 GMT

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Oh boy let me tell about reddits retarded reaction for ConduitBooks, a publisher looking for *le gasp* only male authors.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1kaxnqi/new_indie_press_conduit_books_launches_with/

2025-06-12 16:17:47 GMT

>Men don't read books because of Trump.
Yeah it totally isn't the faggy shit you guys constantly cram down our fucking throats.
https://www.vox.com/culture/392971/men-reading-fiction-statistics-fact-checked

2025-06-08 21:37:34 GMT

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>What the hell is even that?
A faggot.

2025-05-14 19:38:02 GMT

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I guess Graf Wildflower is dialing it back. Got to really sell that women angle.
https://decayable.ink/media/eb3febaf19cf27ed895152f593d2822d7a7e33b941cd01bffe974405878ded72.jpg

2025-05-11 16:51:21 GMT

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I'll see what I can do, but no promises.
Seems like I'm catching a nasty cold. 😒

2025-05-03 15:18:00 GMT

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I'm sure he fucked it up somehow, which P kinda confirmed it with how half ass his gay op was.
At this point wouldn't be suprised if he can be traced.
The due isn't smart at all, in fact he's an incompetent retard.

2025-03-18 22:01:20 GMT

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2025-03-15 20:35:56 GMT

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2025-03-01 16:18:00 GMT

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2025-01-15 14:05:32 GMT

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I remember seeing a video where some officer broke into a guy's home to take their TV because they didn't pay their TV loicense.

2024-12-26 16:49:20 GMT

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Is everyone in decayable playing the autism game at this point? 😂

2024-12-16 12:24:24 GMT

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Morning Bro!

2024-11-29 03:11:44 GMT

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>Poultrygeist
Dude that movie is so fucking hilarious. 🤣

2024-11-15 23:41:17 GMT

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>informative @RadixVerum...
I think you mean informant.

2024-11-07 19:50:00 GMT

What an absolute faggot. Crying on TV.
https://decayable.ink/media/2868d112a49bbae6c1b8b4d6fcfbec7a26278d1117e54a8cd92549d3fe64d4b8.jpg

2024-08-25 15:56:40 GMT

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Sui would be like "Fook off you dirty pig bastard"

2024-08-24 11:44:49 GMT

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Morning fellas.
Haven't seen little bear since I was a tot

2024-08-18 22:48:58 GMT

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And Sui.

2024-08-17 18:47:29 GMT

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>it failed at what cost though
The cost of finally getting a McDonald's.
https://decayable.ink/media/21f5b3a626ebee14dbce5525a4e47dc4cd2972d90fd5a8906d62ad3655c8e736.png

2024-08-17 18:28:12 GMT

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Untill it collapsed 🤣
It didn't even lasted 100 years.
France lasted longer than that and they wave a white flag more than any other nation.

2024-08-17 15:46:40 GMT

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Make your own food.

2024-07-28 17:32:23 GMT

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You are on. 🫡

2024-07-28 17:07:58 GMT

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I bet the retard thinks crypto is going to be the death of all of us.

2024-07-27 23:54:12 GMT

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>the fed can't see me.
Idk she might have an alt

2024-07-27 20:50:40 GMT

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Did you get the pic?

2024-07-26 09:33:54 GMT

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2024-07-22 23:09:08 GMT

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Media Removal Filter
Basically thisnis where defeds are done.

2024-07-22 22:12:57 GMT

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Wait so you are not already crazy?

2024-06-30 22:23:04 GMT

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And before I got yeeted you guys recommend me to follow bigduck 🤣

2024-06-10 02:17:12 GMT

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Would this be considered masturbation?

2024-06-07 13:50:00 GMT

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I wonder what exactly do they even want?

2024-06-01 13:31:56 GMT

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Yeah enjoying the day at Niagara.
I'm sure if a certain sperg from poast heard that he'd be losing his shit today.

2024-06-01 13:05:54 GMT

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Morning!

2024-05-26 20:33:54 GMT

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How you playing me Jonathan? :blob_cool:

2024-05-26 20:15:18 GMT

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He's being 100% serious Swatty!
He knows folks on the Mediterranean.
https://decayable.ink/media/dcc24eeda36a84881c41fc3b79b78d105adfc0d982d55aa9e08ad1ef8b5eae3b.mov

2024-05-20 12:51:50 GMT

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I think you might be right Jonny
https://decayable.ink/media/adbecd8682d47d52228591c028aa496ed16a67f97f8944ed8e4afbc59b97f4b8.png
https://decayable.ink/media/0d02c2393ec84319c219a62bd625fe367e4a88ce99c50bba44acb354476e5697.png

2024-05-16 10:43:30 GMT

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Get in loser we about to get you laid Jonny.
https://decayable.ink/media/95710f53b78e7dae0908bbee67164cc3106db8e622fec5cf3ab4dbae1f8fe72f.png

2024-05-16 10:12:04 GMT

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Well... 🤣
https://decayable.ink/media/01d553737c2c561a100aed250b1aaf8b3e7a493a414345562066dcc946d67bd0.MOV

2024-05-16 10:04:45 GMT

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You didn't @ him properly.
Here let me help you. @npub108z…dkr5

2024-04-06 10:52:41 GMT

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I'll be sure to tell my sister Dee about it.

2024-04-06 10:43:31 GMT

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It beats it as much as you beat your fridge 🤣

2024-04-06 10:38:50 GMT

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And that is.... 😁

2024-04-06 10:36:17 GMT

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Now who'd be the first to dogpile on this clown 🤔

2024-04-06 10:26:07 GMT

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I think I'm a clown 🤡

2024-04-06 10:20:48 GMT

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Alex has post where you can setup your wallet dude.
You are missing out on people sending you money.
https://gleasonator.com/objects/8930d51c-2dc3-4086-af0b-1c1c516a23b2

2024-04-06 10:18:38 GMT

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I do, it's on my main profile page next to the ⚡

2024-04-06 10:12:45 GMT

@npub1kce…nezs serious question, do you have a crypto wallet?

2024-03-25 21:50:12 GMT

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Nah I speak from experience poasties do be blocking a lot way before torba decided he wanted no users.

2024-03-25 04:19:07 GMT

[Repost]
Ok now that [Redacted] is crying in his pillow because my last joke post.
Here's the real happy birthday message.
It's been a crazy last year.
I wasn't expecting to last longer than chudbuds.
I've had images not load up for most instances from my server, I'm banned on the Verizon network, and my instance had over 50 known defeds.
Despite it all:
I was able to talk to all sorts of people, and I'm thankful for that.
I'm glad I got to experiment with linux web development.
I'm glad I was able to do art work for the lovely folks on Decayable.
I'm glad I can post whatever I wanted and talk to whoever.
Bloomfer, no idea where you at but thanks for convincing me to give fedi another try.
Ahmad, Alex, and Matty thank you for helping me with my instance and working out of the kinks. And yes Alex I know you are a vegan, though a vegan that steals honey from bees.
Here's a fun little banner I did with the following folks in it:
[Names redacted as this is a duplicate post from postnstuffds.lol]
Thank you all 🦕
https://decayable.ink/media/faa6a9ac5556d6c4233a141b7325262ae4a176257742edad518ec5608270c7c6.png

2024-03-22 10:12:02 GMT

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Welcome to the club