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Henchman, “Hey boss I hear there’s a big Skor being shipped from Italy!”
Da Big Boss, “A big Skor you say? Him, maybe yous and the boys should arrange a little detour for this shipment.”
…. Da Big Boss, “You morons! This ain’t no big Skor! It’s a load of worthless KitKats”
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2026-02-28 13:02:29 GMT

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Cats are like tattoos. Once you get one you want another.

2026-01-24 01:56:11 GMT

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Got a new coworker years ago from around Buffalo NY who made fun of us around here in the Pittsburgh area that don’t know how to drive in the snow.
He promptly got into an accident that Winter in a dew inches of snow.
It’s the bad driver not the area.
I’m worried for the people in the south who are going to lose power because of ice.

2026-01-16 18:24:36 GMT

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Still better than U2. He’ll, I consider REM a better band and I despise them.

2026-01-16 18:11:31 GMT

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U2 is shit. They are one of the worst bands ever.

2026-01-15 16:21:58 GMT

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There are more, individuals we will call them, that prefer the dark than just vampires. Unless you are one of those idiots who thinks they “sparkle” in the daytime then I can’t help you.

2026-01-15 15:38:10 GMT

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Sorry. Those of us who prefer the dark like Winter because of the shorter daylight. We understand this is an inconvenience for those of you who are day walkers.

2026-01-15 14:43:44 GMT

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No more daylight! We have plenty now thank you very much.

2026-01-14 20:59:41 GMT

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And do the normal UK citizens think this kind of thing is okay?

2026-01-14 20:56:42 GMT

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My kids can’t get anything to drink but milk or chocolate milk if they buy a lunch. And they both say it tastes terrible. Juice is not an option.
They can’t even get a water bottle. So they have to take one of their own.

2026-01-14 12:45:15 GMT

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To the leftards “unconstitutional” is any lawful act that they don’t like. Otherwise they use copies of the constitution as toilet paper because they have zero respect for it.

2026-01-14 12:06:17 GMT

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Not necessarily.

2026-01-14 01:28:41 GMT

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Exactly what are they building there? No one can afford the trucks. The cars suck. So what is left?

2026-01-13 17:25:59 GMT

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Sad to see him go this way. Fuck cancer.
He said some things I don’t agree with but Dilbert was a good part of my college age life. It’s still funny as can be.
He will be missed for that.

2026-01-10 13:01:30 GMT

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After watching this it definitely takes away the my initial impression that maybe she just panicked. She definitely had the demeanor of someone who thought they were untouchable.
I still don’t think that it was necessary for the officer to shoot her.
I still think the whole situation could have been avoided if local authorities and the media acted like they should and not made this into some sort of game.

2026-01-09 03:48:17 GMT

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I’m very picky about how the keys feel and function while typing. So far the CHERRY keyboard has been my favorite.

2026-01-09 02:39:43 GMT

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I use this: CHERRY Stream Desktop - Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Combo
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2026-01-08 23:12:25 GMT

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Why would it go anywhere?

2026-01-08 16:31:12 GMT

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Again, it’s easy to say “oh his training” when we don’t know the exact details too.

2026-01-08 16:10:55 GMT

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In this case the officer looks like he was to the side of the car when another officer tried to pull her out. It looks like she panicked and hit the gas. The officer that shot her was not in immediate danger and it sure looks like unjustified force.
I don’t think we should be cheering on the police for shooting someone just because you don’t like their politics.
It’s a very dangerous idea.

2026-01-07 20:44:39 GMT

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????

2026-01-05 11:54:21 GMT

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🤔 Does this moron even believe the stupid shit he says?

2026-01-01 22:49:09 GMT

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😑 Anyone else not surprised at all.

2026-01-01 12:52:35 GMT

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I agree that there are too many people on medication. I disagree with his statement that rock and roll has gone away.
The Billboard charts are a lie. The music industry colludes with distribution to get the songs they want on the charts. Sure there are always a few virtual hits that make it unexpectedly in the charts but mostly it’s just a marketing tool.
Also with streaming and direct digital downloads from the artists themselves what’s really being listed to is hard to say now.

2025-12-31 17:35:46 GMT

The number one problem keeping all the people of the World from being truly happy is corrupt Governments.

2025-12-30 17:00:10 GMT

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I like this idea. We just need to make sure we give bribes to the appropriate government officials.

2025-12-30 13:34:33 GMT

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Nothing will happen because of this or anything else at all in Michigan. However it started it’s clear that the Democrats are using this fraud to raise money in the state and to keep control over it.
Of course the Republicans aren’t going to do anything because at some level they are benefiting from this too.

2025-12-29 22:00:02 GMT

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Time is not real.

2025-12-28 17:20:16 GMT

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The sun and weather will eat the boards no matter what. The hangers will rust.
However, if that’s the way you want to go it would most definitely be better than the old post method.

2025-12-28 17:10:26 GMT

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Now it’s a tourist trap and scam.

2025-12-28 17:09:13 GMT

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I’m not sure this design is worth the time and hassle of making concrete posts. It’s looks to be using metal brackets to attach the wood rails to the posts. At some point that wood is going to breakdown before 100 years.
Have you looked into charging the posts before you put them in the ground? This method was used for decades and still works well.
Regardless there will always be some kind of maintenance needed for any kind of fence.

2025-12-24 23:35:56 GMT

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2025-12-24 14:44:41 GMT

I have made it all season without hearing Mariah Carey once! Santa read my letter!!

2025-12-24 14:30:22 GMT

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Odd. I’m not completely sure but, I don’t think they celebrate Christmas. Must have been some kind of mixup or something. 🤣

2025-12-23 21:19:17 GMT

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🤪 what a dick measuring contest that is.

2025-12-23 21:17:33 GMT

So far today one I have baked one pumpkin pie and a batch of chocolate chip cookies. Last pan of the cookies are in the oven then the second pumpkin pie goes in.

2025-12-21 15:55:37 GMT

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There are no “demons” in any machine with the exception of an inkjet printer.

2025-12-19 12:55:59 GMT

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I actually like the new version. It has a few things in it it that are what the hell took you so long Apple. Such as you can now customize messages windows backgrounds. Maybe not important to 99.9% out there but my wife an I enjoy it since we are usually chatting all day.

2025-12-19 11:43:15 GMT

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What version of iOS did you have before?

2025-12-19 11:15:01 GMT

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What don’t you like about it?

2025-12-18 14:24:12 GMT

I just found out that the great Commonwealth (read as Communist) of Pennsylvania started charging EV owners a separate road use tax of $200 in 2025 and $250 in 2026.
This fee is separate from the annual vehicle registration fee of $52 that regular cars pay.
Yeah, tell me how much of a scam government is without telling me.

2025-12-14 13:05:03 GMT

Making bacon and scrambled eggs for breakfast. Perfect for a snowy morning.

2025-12-11 20:52:12 GMT

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Autism is not hereditary but stupidity is.

2025-12-08 21:57:23 GMT

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Nope. Dee Snyder can suck deez nuts after how he acted during COVID.

2025-12-08 20:59:20 GMT

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🤪🔫

2025-12-07 19:16:28 GMT

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I don’t know about the Google App Store but it’s an endemic problem for Apple’s Crap store.
They don’t disclose, at least as far as I can tell, that you can’t use the app at all without paying for a subscription. They best they do is say that the app has “in app purchases”.
It’s a smarmy way to get people to download and try an app and sign up for the free trial and forget to cancel it and keep paying for a subscription they forgot about.

2025-12-07 18:49:54 GMT

My new pet peeve is apps that are listed as “free” but as soon as you open them and get passed the initial setup you find out it’s really a paid subscription. 🤬

2025-12-05 23:17:50 GMT

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I’m calling bullshit on this one.

2025-12-02 11:44:05 GMT

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I just got to work. Had to drive in the middle of the snow storm. It reminded me why I hate driving in snow. The other stupid drivers.

2025-11-28 17:38:27 GMT

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Has to be true love. No woman would put up with a man that only comes once a year and all those elves.

2025-11-24 12:37:29 GMT

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Absolutely nothing to do with a surge in population due to open borders.
Clearly we need more carbon taxes and clean energy policies to make it rain.

2025-11-22 14:26:41 GMT

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Is she single?? If so not for long I bet.

2025-11-19 13:32:37 GMT

@npub1gx2…4lmh Just wanted to say thank you for all you do to keep NAS running.

2025-11-18 02:45:32 GMT

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As a Gen X that grew up in the rise of computers and technology I can confirm this.
If I was offered a small cabin in the middle of nowhere with no electricity or an internet and all the supplies I need brought to me monthly I could totally be happy there.

2025-11-15 12:47:39 GMT

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The will never know the tragedy of dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail.

2025-11-13 22:32:54 GMT

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I just had a vision of the future where people who can actually use, build and repair computers are seen as magical.

2025-11-13 20:17:14 GMT

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Is this because the primarily use phones or just no access to computers?

2025-11-11 22:51:24 GMT

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Fuck you pussy UK

2025-11-10 02:05:47 GMT

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Toilet: Always full of shit.

2025-11-06 12:55:21 GMT

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That sun went supernova and collapsed in on itself under the sheer pull of stupidity.

2025-11-05 20:09:24 GMT

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None
Of those statements are true.

2025-11-05 16:04:17 GMT

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I’m grabbing my popcorn 🍿 and watching this dumpster fire 🔥 spread to a full on Fire Alarm 🚨 blaze.

2025-11-03 15:04:32 GMT

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Paul Reubens was arrested in 1991 for public indecency after being caught masturbating in an adult movie theater in Sarasota, Florida.

2025-11-01 14:08:07 GMT

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We have a string of led light bulbs on or pouch that are color changing. For Halloween we set them to an orange color. For Christmas they have a cool blue light that looks like blue ice.

2025-10-31 20:21:49 GMT

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Our Trick or Treat is always the Saturday before Halloween here. While not ideal it’s pretty good.
Today it looks like Halloween outside. Overcast, cold, very windy and the threat of rain but it is not supposed to.

2025-10-31 11:09:51 GMT

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Just paint it white first and slap the knight’ cross on it. It will be removed shortly.

2025-10-31 11:02:49 GMT

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Just cut it off now and save yourself the headache.

2025-10-30 11:59:17 GMT

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No, no. Clearly the reporter misunderstood what was said. Use EU money? Thanks. Not tanks.
As a side note Italy has never been known for having good armored vehicles.

2025-10-29 01:05:36 GMT

Hey Trumpets, remind me again how he’s going to end the war in Ukraine?

2025-10-28 22:52:43 GMT

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This shit happens to often to be just an accident.

2025-10-27 16:19:50 GMT

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What state?

2025-10-25 20:20:36 GMT

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Why green?

2025-10-25 20:15:11 GMT

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It’s like back in the Crystal Pepsi era when everyone was making “clear” products. Including gasoline. They actually advertised clear gas. As if you can see it in the car’s tank.

2025-10-24 13:52:24 GMT

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I believe they are supposed to be a liver and lungs. However I think they are what those two idiots are using to think with. The flu shot is about as effective as carrying a luck rabbit’s foot.
I take that back. The foot is more effective.

2025-10-23 23:31:11 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-22 00:14:34 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-21 19:57:17 GMT

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We’ve been reading more physical books the last month or so instead of spending much time on the internet or watching TV.
It has done a world of good for my mental health.

2025-10-21 19:31:51 GMT

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The problem with the internet is it requires you to think critically in order to not be taken advantage of just like anything else in life.
Mostly people use it to be fake and make their lives seem glamorous and enviable when in reality they are just as bad off as the rest of us or worse.

2025-10-21 19:12:12 GMT

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Professor Ted was right. The internet is one of the greatest and worst inventions ever.

2025-10-21 13:44:22 GMT

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Odd truck you have there. Is that one of those Euro trucks since it has a hatchback? I’m not familiar with any American rigs that have this.

2025-10-21 01:07:34 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-20 11:54:29 GMT

People who think HOAs are great are the same people that think we just need more government.

2025-10-19 11:39:14 GMT

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Government is the best example of the definition of insanity especially when it thinks all it needs is a little more government to make itself work.

2025-10-18 23:32:22 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-17 00:23:21 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-16 17:56:14 GMT

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I’ve been saying this for years!! Finally someone notices it.

2025-10-16 11:36:52 GMT

GM from the crew
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2025-10-15 23:55:27 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-15 10:47:15 GMT

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Is the message don’t gamble with the universe?

2025-10-15 01:37:35 GMT

#NANC
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2025-10-14 22:01:40 GMT

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Didn’t they just get bought by a Trump supporter?

2025-10-14 11:47:26 GMT

I’m going to start a new men’s magazine in the spirit of Playboy and Hustler. It will feature strong women from sports, military, bodybuilding and the like.
I’m going to call it .. Tough Titty.