Ash

i went to a church today (first time testing them out) and they sang "Ash was redeemed" i'm not sure i like their psychic readings
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2024-04-14 07:30:18

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Shakespeare wuz a brothah thas y he b spittin mad rimes u feel me cuh
Wut kinna name is Hamlet das a hood title

2024-04-14 07:26:08

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2024-04-14 07:23:56

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>Anthropologists believe Europe and the Middle East were black and brown 8,000 years ago
>Scripture says Adam was formed 7,500 years ago
Hmmm
hm
lol

2024-04-14 06:41:03

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🏴‍☠️
:parrot_dance:

2024-04-13 23:17:25

The price of lampshades is going to go down (as material supply goes up) and the price of rollercoasters will rise (as demand goes up).
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2024-04-13 06:20:44

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This was corny but i like wombs so im going to give it an 11/10 good job boob reader

2024-04-13 05:18:17

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Your Jeb looks...
weak
:kirievil:

2024-04-13 03:05:27

You know, it didn't matter how much Iran because I couldn't say the holocaust Israel.
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2024-04-12 19:17:04

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there i fixed it
this is a safe place

2024-04-12 19:16:39

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2024-04-12 19:16:11

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2024-04-12 02:37:30

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please do not put that cat in that coffee it does not deserve it even a cat
🥺

2024-04-11 23:24:48

I pet a cat yesterday and I miss it
I don't own a cat (they are satan)
but that was a good cat (spared my life)
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2024-04-11 23:21:55

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🌧️
:acat:

2024-04-11 17:40:06

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I just rip out a tooth and chew on it
(jk I drink peppermint tea and then Tylenol if it's in my way still)

2024-04-08 20:01:00

damn can't leave anything White they're gonna try casting the sun as a nigger
https://media.nicecrew.digital/247d7a0d0b68d3678ff785efc96b7ae202578c5a6858aa63dba2a077d630c119.webp

2024-04-05 08:18:29

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I'm ignorant about some terms you use, but very curious. Will this be a quilt?
I think orange (if "binding" means a border of the squares? I should pause and research before commenting.). Teal is interesting though. It would pop, but would it clash?

2024-04-03 15:56:00

The "Noticing"
Chshhh... Don't fall for it, anon. They don't want you *noticing* who the real racists are.
THE ADOLF MARX HITLERHILLARY CRATS
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a047e1dd0f4d05d8c617d8378b83ae9ce05fe228035468879ecd339ae6a8e281.png

2024-04-02 06:39:34

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Okay, listen, Golf, just... if someone calls you a witch for these I'm going to have a hard time keeping a serious face and big tone defending you

2024-03-30 05:51:55

like some stray lightning striking twice, TWO times in one week,
i have suddenly been asked after i leave a comment,
"lol is this copypasta?"
https://media.nicecrew.digital/c9359b9b6d2001c43dffb2796f763dd37944fc4ff2e996a836c9099c48e28400.I%27m%20retarded

2024-03-29 01:25:33

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The Francis Scott Sneed bridge crumbled to its sneed into the sneed.
A bunch of Sneedians chucked themselves into an a sneedral pillar (or their power chucked out or whatever), and now the bridge is a formerly.

2024-03-29 00:33:43

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Jqohn Fchuckgerald Sneedidy
"The Q is silent"

2024-03-29 00:21:33

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🥂
To John F Sneedidy

2024-03-26 16:11:50

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>pajeets, not Chinese
Everybody gets a sideboard of squares for specifics being a tad off
lmao

2024-03-26 16:03:42

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No, I don't think there was one. I don't think you had a general "infrastructure collapse event" square, but something close--not close enough to mark.
I more wanted the joke than to practice accuracy.
That's how accusations work.
:yotsuba_bow:
lmao

2024-03-25 13:28:25

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Good morning, Rooster
I will confer with the Wal-Mart Birds (your brethren) and tell them of your estimate of a good morning at hand thank you

2024-03-24 22:46:21

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:anya_shock:
... That sounds fun
I likely wouldn't read along/say thoughts on this one myself. I grew up wildly invested in Tolkein's books, and I would be bursting to say too much if I spoke lol.
I would enjoy quietly lurking/reading what everyone has to say, though =)
But Bread hasn't read The Hobbit!
She loves to read. This is just one that hadn't been the one yet.
I'll make sure she sees this!
I don't want to volunthrow her in, of course. Gotta see how she'll feel: She has a big project--at the end of a year's worth in the making--to focus on and finish over this week.
Don't wait on her, if you've plans to start soon. She may decide to take a week to breathe after this week lol. We'll see.
Start, run, have fun! She can catch up if jumps in on this one. We have a copy ready to go.
(That is a lie. We have 3. I really loved those.)
Thank you for putting this together! It's a great idea.
👑

2024-03-24 22:13:55

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:AAAAAA_glitch:
(That's excitement not anger)
Is there a spot for NiceCrew bookclub? (A thread?) Or will it be a hashtag deal like catturday?

2024-03-23 15:45:27

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👆
Typical batch of mint ice cream

2024-03-23 06:30:44

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excu--
exc--
exculpa--
?
was that a spell she just cast at you?

2024-03-22 22:47:04

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Did you have a vehicle within view of your front door? (Your vehicle, not theirs.)
I was just wondering how bold/ignorant they were.
That would be a sign someone is home.

2024-03-22 12:36:16

Good morning!
Though it's world-changing to lead even your household,
sometimes it's best for a moment to think of a good example, something greater than yourself, and follow what you can of it a bit--learn, grow.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/340febf401539397a253686da206f26c19724fad1446aaa4c34cdd7daf59da9e.mp4

2024-03-21 23:26:35

What are your top 3 favorite animals and why?
(Order not necessary. Can be specific animal friends you've known or animal species out there you find great.)
I was thinking of Joe's old friend. I want to appreciate animals today.
[Elephant pic relevant because memory is a good thing]
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2024-03-15 21:04:01

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>Summer time again! Already at 91 degrees! Wew, lads!
"The fire is no use here, fren. This is a fiend accustomed to the infernos. Our flames prove to be of no avail. Turn back!"
:pepe_craw: :pepe_torch: :pepe_nervous:

2024-03-14 17:59:15

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"I’m gonna judge you for not doing the basics to keep yourself sane"
-SaltyBlonde
🔥 :elmo_hell: 🔥
:yotsuba_bow:
I am going to use this sentence in all of my travels, in all of my years.

2024-03-12 17:11:01

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i've read my own effortposts i can read someone else's
:animu_laugh2:

2024-03-12 17:08:35

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do you promise me that?
:elmo_hell:
i'm aware of the series, but have never taken the leap.

2024-03-12 16:58:50

I take back what I said
I know I said I pretend--just as one pretends an audience is naked--I pretend that all other accounts are women (as opposed to the proverbial (and true) "Everyone on the internet is a man")
I have to take it back because, in my head,
this is a raccoon
:yotsuba_bow:
#note1nj7…3kls

2024-03-12 13:13:34

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voting comes to mind
it has led to more "women"
(more behavior in men and women of a sickened, twisted femininity that should be societally rare, expected in the extreme of stray women but now seen in persons in general)
and fewer women
(fewer women with femininity, fewer images of femininity, less remembrance of what it even is)

2024-03-12 13:02:20

>everyone on the internet is a man
I log on with the view that all other accounts are women.
I then understand how it all pieces together.
I am the Kwisatz Haderach. (I listen to walmart birds tell me what to post).
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2024-03-12 12:46:56

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>saying good morning
:sideeye:
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2024-03-12 12:34:09

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gm EOA
🍳
i hope the birds rest on your telephone line fate strings
:yotsuba_bow:

2024-03-12 11:49:38

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:yotsuba_bow:
that's all i ask

2024-03-12 11:40:06

50 are people have been injured; 12 hospitalized -- 1 of which is reported to be in critical condition.
A Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner "stopped" mid-air by some reports. Others report it underwent "a strong movement."
The plane later landed at an airport in New Zealand.
The black box is being retreived (confiscated for hush now shhh).
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/3/11/50-people-injured-by-strong-movement-on-boeing-787-9-dreamliner
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2024-03-12 06:00:33

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Tyler, you may have unknowingly joined in a circle that had Xeno being the OP,
but then you started swinging hypotheticals of what he *may* do and what you *would* do if
You could have just continued posting-- even in this thread--normally, as everyone including yourself had been
You could've given a man a chance to even begin an interaction
Nothing had happened until you trumpted that it *could* so *would* and--now--has
This was avoidable and might have been a chance at--if not interacting--passing by in peace
I'm going to sleep, friends
:salute2:
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2024-03-12 01:12:23

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no i just have two accounts and one of them loves me (it's not this one)

2024-03-10 02:37:07

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>I like your personality but have never found any of your posts to be interesting
:blob_shrug:
Red, I think he wants your D

2024-03-10 02:27:40

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Literally look at my name and ask yourselves why you are not recruiting me

2024-03-08 14:23:42

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GLC
i'm not sure why you're concerned about others drinking pepto (competition with witchcraft brew probably)
this is like when people find out cheese is congealed milk
leave pepto out. it congeals
put hand in pepto jar and pull out--what?
hotdog. congealed pepto. voila
notice the color
same

2024-03-08 14:14:20

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Ma'am please step back i cannot have sympathy when mint ice cream breath is in the air
:burn_it:

2024-03-08 14:11:34

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hotdogs are wrong
beef dogs are very good
but
mystery meat mixup mash molded and marinated is gross
:adl-greenblatt:
hotdogs are on the hate list

2024-03-08 05:15:22

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We had an ice cream thread due to anticipation that it would addressed in the state of the union.

2024-02-23 20:57:13

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Another story of a recent AI use in college event. A brown female submitted an infographic for a master's program assignment.
There were no sentences on the infographic.
There were letters in an order as they would be found in words of actual text about the topic. Another way of saying that is that there were relevant words and partial words (sometimes with artifacts) arranged in nonsense order, beautifully.
Pretend the infographic topic was Poast.
The infographic had "Poast animə tidties 6 million TND."
(lol I actually really like that lmao)
The other shitskin grad students commented on how great the infographic looked and how insightful it was. Hollow praise all around.
https://nicecrew.digital/notice/Af3g0me5Vfz2o2zBBo

2024-02-21 21:54:48

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51
I put 45 at first lol (I was talking about something else while counting--apparently I am a nigger if I do that)

2024-02-16 15:35:38

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Guide her to the way
Multi-win:
1) one less (of a failing society's uphold) cop
2) one less *female* cop
3) wearing dark clothing already (halfway to being goth gf?)

2023-06-20 06:23:03

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Mention of me having a gf got you mad, not me.

2023-06-20 06:16:37

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I genuinely believe you are a homosexual.
That's not internet banter.
Be a better White.

2023-06-20 06:11:48

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I've never seen someone refer to their balls and dick, so willingly offer a pic, and desperately push and hope for the men on here to post pics of themselves too.