I will probably decline your follow request if you haven't interacted in some way with me. I'll still probably decline it if you have. #MovieBowl 2021 & 2024 Bracket Champion 🥇 Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social I hate D&D 5E I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile. "I'm your number one fan forever." - @deneb "I knew somebody would say this and I should have guessed you." - @touk (@touk)
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You can live your life how you want, but I think getting bitter at the movies for not being true to life seems like wasted effort that could be better spent working to make life true to the movies. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Imagine if movies were fiction. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 You can see the damn buffering icon on his forehead. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 yeah but I also had the benefit of not being in the moment. It's easier to analyze someone else's situation after it happened. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 I don't know if this one is that dumb. I think most people automatically associate cross streets with right angles (thanks Romans) so she probably just didn't notice that the intersection wasn't a right angle. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac AI Girlfriend? You mean the Simuladies? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 I don't know if the assertion that she has a Northern Illinois accent after living here for less than a year is a defense against the carpetbagger allegations. I don't hold her short tenure in Illinois against her but not living in the district at all is hard to overlook. If she ends up being the best candidate, I'll vote for her, but I'm not expecting her to win npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 you know she's literally not from Illinois though right? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Couldn't hurt (beyond the physical) npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Happy birthday to @nprofile…z6zm npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…7g0r @nprofile…znff yeah, I was told later it's a robber fly npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…znff i captured a visage for you https://cdn.hosted.spacebear.ee/sb-8026d9801217124c33ea566ee98769ff/media_attachments/files/114/682/090/815/021/363/original/fca3c944aaafc3f4.jpeg npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Getting an MRI was a weird experience. It confirmed my theory that I'm only claustrophobic if I think I can't escape from the space, but a tight space I have an exit plan for is fine. Time was simply an illusion in that tube, they said it would be about 30 minutes but I had no idea how long it was as I didn't check the clock when I went in. The sound of the machine was like the most repetitive electronic concert on earth, but some of the beats were good and should be sampled. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 sounds like a skill issue, Peter. I can razz Meta for anything and everything, no matter the context or how hypocritical I come off. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Happy for Framework at least npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac So many foods that are considered ubiquitous in parts of Europe and Asia only have existed there for like the last 500 years, which is very funny. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac The Suffragette to Fascist pipeline didn't happen a whole lot but it did happen more than once and that's weird. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac The most recession proof stocks I can think of are the ones we'll use to hold members of the ruling class. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Starting a guillotine company right now would be the modern day equivalent of picks and shovels. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…93zc Nice try, but this is when life gives you albatross. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Good for the USADF, but Ward Brehm is white as the driven snow. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…ucsf it's very nice for dealing with telemarketers. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I hate to admit it, but the Pixel call screening stuff is just convenient enough for me to continue using the stock rom instead of something de-Googled. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 If they do that, their outies get fired and their innies literally cease to exist. The drive to live is powerful npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 That's why Elon Musk trying to gut USAID is very funny, literally every dollar USAID spends is in furtherance of protecting people like him. It's the source from which pretty much all US soft power springs. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Damn, the OSS community really giving the online leftist community a run for their money on purity testing. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac People call me a hater, but in 50 years, I don't want to be in the hospital, hooked up to a life support machine, wishing I had done more hating. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I'm not in favor of the TikTok ban, but I do think it's very funny. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 Man, I miss bagels. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac It was sold after they passed, but the house my grandparents lived in when I was younger got destroyed in the Palisades fire. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 what's its definition? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 not before it makes a digital copy of your consciousness first. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @nprofile…cg79 what do you think your eternal digital hell is going to be? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I watched a couple seconds from that AI generated short film TLC made, "SunDay", and god it looks fucking awful. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Excuse the American Flag, but I saw a cool hawk yesterday https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/113/634/189/848/374/919/original/fbb3f533567976af.jpeg npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Skill issue npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Well, given we never met up when you were in Chicago, I was curious. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Ah, the face reveal. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Went to a "The X-Files" convention, and everyone was dressed like David Duchovny's character. A real Only Mulders in the Building situation npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/113/018/778/303/214/407/original/1dab14d8ff2ec97d.jpg npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac /r/legaladvice I want to put up a child scale gallows in my back yard. Does this constitute an attractive nuissance? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j ??? Picadillo? That's like as Mexican as it gets. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Had a video call with a recruiter who lives in Germany for a position in Illinois (It's legit, she works for the parent company's recruiting arm, the job in the states is for a subsidiary. She said I was the first person she's spoken with in the US that has factored in her time zone when suggesting a meeting time (I told her I would be free from 7am to 9am which would be 2pm to 4pm her time. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Best possible outcome npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Christ, how dirty is a vampire's mouth? You probably need to worry more about STIs than Tetanus, unless the children of the night just love to eat dirt. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I didn't click on it, because I don't patronize youtube film critics anymore, but I saw a thumbnail of a screenshot from Tenet with the word "Perfection" superimposed over it, and finally someone gets it. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Muppets are gloves npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Back when I was dating, this was my biggest pet peeve. Especially if they were all group photos. Having to guess which one is not fun! npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Far north side of Chicago npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j You coming to visit me, Peter? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1zdp…vqv8 How much did it cost? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Laika does real stop motion. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx By today you mean this year or more like, post Harryhausen npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx I mean, I'm glad that there's no bump in polling from him, but man Democrats are really fumbling that. I don't know if I'm that surprised given the last eight years, but still. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j extremely glad it was a right winger. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac The existence of Tony Hawk implies the existence of Toni Hawk and Toné Hawk. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I just heard this in a video so now you have to: *Hillary Clinton Voice* Why don't you walk tuah polling place, and vote on that thing. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Gen alpha is too young to vote but if they weren't, the dems could just run one of those toilets with the heads coming out and you'd capture that demographic. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Yeah, that's what I assumed too. The man would cut off his nose to spite his face. I'm excited to see how things play out. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j What do you think is more likely, Musk pays the fines or he just blocks access from the EU? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Michigan passed a law that forces HOAs to allow solar on roofs. Good. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx yes https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/112/707/427/934/818/065/original/652f06830231cf59.jpg npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j i see Dan at Real Python is trying to get you to subscribe too npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Healyn recognizes quality content, I got the normal follow-back almost immediately. Some of you just need to up your game. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac The sub dude imploding is a lot funnier but I think the billionaire dying in her tesla is ultimately better because more billionaires have access to teslas than they do poorly constructed subs. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Apparently the person who handles PETA's UK account hasn't been on the internet much. https://sb-smores-town.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/112/576/282/126/363/354/original/977c61e5a5da8801.png npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j I only use it for Marketplace or buying and selling RPG books in some groups specific to that, and man if I go on the home feed it's so much spam npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub189k…awrw VATS style targeting for sex. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Obviously the building inspector should have caught and flagged this but god I can't imagine not doing an independent inspection. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1a4g…yuyx Is that what the dads are calling it these days? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Mfer can control time and yet he can't deal with a corrupt mayor? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j it'll make more sense npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j How far in are you? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac I got VS Code and a compiler for C set up and was able to run some programs. Might be cool? Might learn C? npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j he thought that pitching the idea that instances should run ads to cover their costs was a good idea. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Lol, opening this link brought Ben Royce, Fediverse's dumbest dipshit, into my conscience again, so I'm mad at you right now. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j I want an android smart watch with this thing's design language npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j Extremely unsurprising, it's a $3,500 toy for rich tech execs and influencers. No one normal is like "Hell yeah I want to do all my work in augmented reality and get even worse eye strain!" npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1yyx…qa5g I'm impressed you're still alive. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Bisexual means once every other sexual. Semisexual means twice in one sexual. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1yyx…qa5g just introduce yourself as the headline guy npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j I read further down and it said the device can learn by watching you perform an action on an app or website so it's absolutely just some automated mouse mover which is very funny to me. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1mm3…ft6j I'm reading a wired article about it, and they say it doesn't run any apps or APIs, but instead it has you grant access permissions to those app accounts and then it does the thing. So either Wired got it wrong, and it's absolutely using the apis, or it's going to come out that this whole thing is either running Selenium or is in reality powered by mechanical Turks. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac Gonna make spaghetti alle vongole this weekend 😈 npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1aum…5jx0 This made me realize that yeah if someone said this to me, even though it's right, I'd think they were a fucking moron. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1yyx…qa5g Get you some cheese. npub1zsrzsalyj5sz6n5lj2yn8a9665eje0v7vyx3qhxhdjkjzcn7he5qnzdvq6 Cheerios de Bergerac @npub1yyx…qa5g the singular typo in the image description is very funny and I think you should keep it in there.