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Tequila brings out some sort of primal rage in me. I'll stick to my whiskey or beer. Although I haven't had a drink today and probably won't I really could go for a Glen 12.

2024-05-06 00:50:50

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"Looking For Group, one herbalist, one drunken monk, and 1 autistic bird watcher. Need a healer and 1 DPS to take over the local governement."

2024-05-06 00:48:16

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The autism in my video game brain reads LFG as looking for group, not let's fucking go.

2024-05-06 00:45:22

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'Dabbin' Fever and Drunk Jonny's Cinco de Drinko Extravaganza'

2024-05-06 00:30:02

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Or just don't text the dumb bitch at all. The fact that you didn't text her turns into her craving your attention. Never give in.

2024-05-05 22:59:48

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Someone needs to start a political party built around brick ovens. Let's make the lies about 6 million a reality!

2024-05-05 22:52:08

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Are we the same person?

2024-05-05 21:30:46

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It's sad to think our public transport system is in such shambles. 😞

2024-05-05 18:06:55

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I usually call this an orca orchestra. Bunch of whale sounds blaring in your ears. If it was the one in the Winnie the Pooh costume and she was willing to go to the gym I'd probably give her a 5 or 6. She has potential just from the face alone.

2024-05-05 17:27:55

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That no one would want to see your musings.

2024-05-05 17:26:54

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False.

2024-05-05 03:18:16

How long until I can buy a Fedigirl of the Month calendar for 2025? No lewds, just their PFP as it has changed over the months.

2024-05-05 02:32:05

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Straw and hay are perfect for a nest. Depends on what your weather is like but most of the time you won't need insulation.

2024-05-05 02:12:50

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3-4 hens. For sure. They want room. Also depends on what the inside and nesting boxes look like.

2024-05-05 00:39:38

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Your resting bitch face is sometimes a huge turn-on for men.

2024-05-05 00:34:52

Seems to be a trend. :pepehmm:
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2024-05-05 00:28:11

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She'll find a way to use the Eco mode to get the 3 miles to a gas station and still put diesel in the tank. 😆

2024-05-05 00:00:55

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They're opening the eyes of the normies and inciting the rage of the common American man. We don't have the most guns per capita for no reason.

2024-05-04 23:58:07

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So basically he's saying there will be no anti-Semitism when there's no Semites to anti?

2024-05-04 23:56:32

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"All of us"? "Humanity"? I heard scourge. His vote is goneeeee.

2024-05-04 23:15:25

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Coming from someone who has passed two kidney stones, I concur with this message.

2024-05-04 22:56:26

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The orgasm secretes an internal layer of fluid preventing the vaginal bacterial army from murdering the sperm. Make a woman orgasm and you're basically creating a Trojan horse for your spermins to walk right in.

2024-05-04 22:48:47

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Human condition. Born, live, reproduce, die. If you aren't a rot brained nigger/faggot/tranny/kike then you're literally living the best life you can until you aren't. Everybody dies. It's whether you choose to die on your terms or theirs.

2024-05-04 22:44:53

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The adrenaline high would be fucking amazing. The only problem is you'd become desensitized to it and pursue greater risks to the point of death.

2024-05-04 22:38:34

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Is it just me or does that Jew account seem like a sock that is actually an eye opener for the betterment of humanity?

2024-05-03 07:44:37

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I think he has the better idea. Once the house starts on fire he don't work to let them know they gonna become charcoal.

2024-05-03 07:40:33

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Hahaha a problem for niggers?

2024-05-03 07:38:12

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Seems like a problem only niggers experience.

2024-05-03 06:53:39

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Katars or even hand glaives can be fitted with crescent blades.

2024-05-03 03:40:48

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Don't talk about your Hersey kisses in public yah fucking moon cricket.

2024-05-03 03:25:05

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2024-05-02 02:09:08

Why aren't they saying anything about the kid who was going to shoot up the school in Wisconsin?

2024-05-01 07:47:10

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Saturday night fights. We need to pit the staunch against the retarded. Even better if it's multiple retards against one staunch.

2024-05-01 07:18:20

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Go to sleep. I don't want to see another alarm for you to get up that's less than 6 1/2 hours.

2024-05-01 06:38:05

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If it's anything before the mid 90s that is.

2024-05-01 06:36:51

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Anise/molasses is fucking garbage. The closest I can get to drinking something that tastes like that is wormwood. Absinthe is god awful as well but 2-3 decent shots is enough to fuck me up.

2024-04-30 05:40:52

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The funniest thing is that it's comparative. If you want to fight against the government you need guns and armor. The cops are using non lethal force while suited up. The people protesting don't even have a counter measure. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes.

2024-04-30 05:25:32

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Where is this? I'd definitely look into the banks that own local businesses about to be burned to the ground. Easy foreclosure purchases after their insurance can't cover it.

2024-04-27 22:48:07

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I lol'd so hard when the Queen died. Now the King is dying. Thank lord Jesus. The real tragedy was my trivia team name "The Princess Dies".

2024-04-27 22:04:26

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Niggers be nigging.

2024-04-27 20:52:20

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Riding in one is definitely fun. Not too expensive. You seem like a lover of trains and planes.

2024-04-27 20:41:12

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How do you feel about hot air balloons then?

2024-04-27 20:37:11

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You mistyped explosive.

2024-04-27 19:25:36

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How get top tier book? No ladder to be found.

2024-04-26 01:50:16

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Pedo-sexuals are being normalized but pedo-serial killers are being ostracized.

2024-04-19 15:54:42

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Sheet of glass. Sheet of glass. Sheet of glass. *collectively chanted in unison*

2024-04-19 15:27:25

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The nigger and white trash population would be out of control.

2024-04-17 06:00:09

Does anyone know what depression looks like?

2024-04-16 05:50:14

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Sounds pretty gay.

2024-04-11 17:52:39

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The N64 just had so many good games. Harvest Moon, Duke Nukem, Donkey Kong, Clay Fighter, GoldenEye, Command & Conquer, Majora's Mask, Pokémon Stadium, Earthworm Jim 3D, Glover, Hydro Thunder, Mario Party. That's just a few that I owned.

2024-04-11 17:42:13

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With some of the edges you could slip off or the drops/jumps you could tilt forward or backward and nose dive or stay kind of afloat and drift back down to the track. The variety of racers. The maps. Just all around quality. Never played GX.

2024-04-11 17:33:39

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I spent a lot of time playing F-Zero X.
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2024-04-09 13:17:50

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I'm now getting ready for work. Gonna be a fucking 15 hour day today. Not including waking up those 2 hours early.

2024-04-09 11:19:20

I can't get back to sleep. :blobcatangry:

2024-04-09 03:50:33

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She's so dignified.
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2024-04-07 05:25:21

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6'4 200 lbs. I could crumble you like a crouton.

2024-04-07 05:15:13

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Not the biggest fan of pork, or turkey. There's a local pork exclusive butcher that I sometimes buy bacon from but meh. After working for a national company at one of their factories I'll never eat turkey again.

2024-04-07 05:08:19

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So you're going to instead trust some "hillbilly" to do it for you and pay 3 times the price for them to potentially create issues with your vehicle so you'll have to come back?

2024-04-07 05:05:20

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I feel like you probably drive around a Jeep and don't know how to change your own oil.

2024-04-07 04:58:00

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Which is maybe 3 meals.

2024-04-02 09:31:40

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My dreams are always the wildest shit. I remember so many faces. The strangest part is the ones I don't recognize but still feel familiar.

2024-04-02 06:34:35

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It's a double edge sword when your dad only had girls for children. Especially if 'she's' the youngest. If you break that cycle and show some worth then maybe your future potential husband would respect you more than just thinking you're a vagina/dishwasher.

2024-04-02 06:25:58

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Mad that you live off mom and dad's money and can't actually use your own?

2024-04-02 06:22:35

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It's not gambling if you are stable. It's about investing and the trend of lowball.
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2024-04-02 06:19:01

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As opposed to risk/reward 3 years from now?

2024-04-02 06:17:22

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Certainly are going to run a little further.

2024-04-02 06:12:50

Does anyone have/need Crypto advice before we go to the Moon? I'm loosely invested in very specifics but this should be the conversation as the month is going to explode.

2024-04-02 05:22:49

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Dodge makes cars for niggers. Bugatti makes are for new money niggers.

2024-04-02 05:00:35

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I think you misspelled niggers.

2024-04-02 04:56:41

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2024-04-02 04:43:47

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The entirety. Hearing The Cure play makes me wish I was temporarily deaf.

2024-04-02 04:41:17

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The band.

2024-04-02 04:36:20

Fuck The Cure.

2024-03-31 09:07:25

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Fuck Bulgaria.

2024-03-31 08:49:48

@npub1pnp…52zw If you really are/want to be a muscle mommy and affect these people you need to change your avatar.
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2024-03-31 08:43:23

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The greatest country in the world is actually a state... of delusion.

2024-03-31 07:01:50

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The original sin was Eve eating an apple after being tempted by Satan.

2024-03-31 07:00:24

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I don't get what you mean by this? It's about your actions and your beliefs.

2024-03-31 06:52:02

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Ephesians 6:10-12.

2024-03-30 21:01:36

My persona when I'm on the fedi.
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2024-03-30 19:41:59

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This was the Chris Brown/Rihanna footage? 😆 🤣

2024-03-30 02:37:31

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The first bish reminds me of Ovary.
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2024-03-30 02:01:13

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How much are tickets?

2024-03-30 01:43:51

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Produced by and eaten by are two different things, bubs.

2024-03-30 01:37:42

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Are you trying to get your Hindi ✅?

2024-03-28 02:49:09

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2024-03-28 02:17:57

@npub1xk7…94np I'm still mad at you about the thread I was semi-interested in and was going to post in. By the time I got online and was going to post in had eventually degenerated into some shit about My Little Pony porn and then the furthering fanfic from the autists.

2024-03-28 01:52:15

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"If you can believe that..." always gets me. A passport from a plane that was supposedly incinerated on impact?
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2024-03-28 01:04:00

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2024-03-19 07:16:35

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You follow someone to hope to continue to coverse with them. That's just my opinion.

2024-03-13 08:41:12

If there's a singular woman on the fedi like this she needs to be cherished.
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2024-03-11 09:22:05

When you though she was a cool, cute, smart, autistic, tardwaifu. Turns out she was a cum addicted, roasty, actual retard with an ex fiancé that ruined her tits and pussy with his inflation fetish. Thankfully she's married to some other poor bastard probably for his money and not the standards she tried to hold you to.
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2024-03-08 23:45:45

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You're supposed to "swim" against the current...

2024-03-08 20:52:20

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2024-03-08 09:18:48

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I need to sleep. But this basically describes what you're all talking about.
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2024-03-08 08:55:45

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