S!ayer

I tend to make weird noises when I see dogs. Always making jokes.

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Last Notes

2026-08-26 19:32:43 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/934362e3-e9a1-4dab-ac8b-72adf079734b/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-26 13:26:36 GMT

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Gosh that's baddd opsec on so many levels.
I just don't understand how they got my number or someone wrote it down so badly that like 1 became 7 or something like that

2026-08-26 13:22:47 GMT

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First thought when I put it down the call was like "I'm on a list".
Idk how in the fuck they have my personal number on their records for a general.
Ahaha South Africa is alive with possibilities.

2026-08-26 13:20:50 GMT

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/cada78d4bd7bdf11a18d8a5e454889a506123c48d1790e44c2b566be8a1baea7.gif

2026-08-26 13:20:03 GMT

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/2365a040c85ddce477796fa6861cb54c1a339990f7f7a1365d275d3a14871ea5.gif

2026-08-26 12:22:42 GMT

how im feeling rn https://gifverse.net/media/u8on9tl_/original.gif
#nevent1q…h266

2026-08-26 12:21:47 GMT

lmfao i just got a random call from the Union Building (our parliment). WTF timeline am I on?
"tell the general he's missed the meeting and it's moved to september"
LMFAO i told them wrong number, and then she phoned again.
Imagine the white house calling you to say the general missed a meeting.
wTF is going on??

2026-08-26 12:15:10 GMT

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Lordy Lord

2026-08-26 10:33:27 GMT

valuable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DY4vMNA4nw

2026-08-26 10:16:51 GMT

my AI Agent is asking for time off this weekend so he can take his kids to Roblox.
can you believe it? I'm tryna run a business here!

2026-08-26 01:44:54 GMT

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We can just restart from that's point

2026-08-26 01:40:49 GMT

has anyone got a tool, site or script that they've used or use for mirrored accounts from twitter?
I'd like to mirror some accounts here as npubs so when they post there, we get it here
AI gave me a solution, but maybe someone already did the work?

2026-08-26 01:30:20 GMT

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/53dcea2ee2abe8d5c1b0098b46a3fc553119aec605e666004d0d233d417fd1ac.gif

2026-08-26 01:26:54 GMT

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When Google play Store download though?

2026-08-26 01:26:09 GMT

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https://blossom.yakihonne.com/18d7896e035376d259ed912b4424ce006309787b2e909101e76ad5bcee3f0bbe.gif

2026-08-26 01:23:02 GMT

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I'm on the tyst and yes it's showing up as a video.
I'll check later on desktop

2026-08-26 01:20:56 GMT

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I need to get in Armada. Tried it once but I must use it more.

2026-08-26 01:19:53 GMT

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What it wants to download more Mossad spyware

2026-08-26 01:18:44 GMT

Can we just rewind to like March 2019?

2026-08-26 01:15:43 GMT

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He's the CEO of NOSTR bro whatchumean 😁 https://blossom.yakihonne.com/d6a014774ff1c2837bc61e89deae74af1b0c5de677c61827710c019cae995a15.gif

2026-08-26 01:09:21 GMT

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True

2026-08-26 01:07:17 GMT

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Not on mobile clients no, mobile browser wants to download it

2026-08-26 01:01:20 GMT

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It doesn't rotate, so we don't.
That's light refraction I believe

2026-08-25 18:03:39 GMT

#live second half
https://streamstr.net/cdde8a43-e221-4343-b84c-7c1ba968b11f/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-25 17:58:12 GMT

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Piglets en route

2026-08-25 17:47:58 GMT

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Who is they? The feds?

2026-08-25 17:47:43 GMT

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I know that

2026-08-25 17:43:45 GMT

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I'm telling you though

2026-08-25 17:43:15 GMT

RIP
#nevent1q…z4jw

2026-08-25 17:42:41 GMT

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Haha no one has see your stuff, STFU

2026-08-25 17:20:06 GMT

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You are talking kak

2026-08-25 17:13:23 GMT

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Talking kak

2026-08-25 16:57:35 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/cdde8a43-e221-4343-b84c-7c1ba968b11f/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-25 11:42:40 GMT

Quick question, what the fuck?

2026-08-25 11:28:35 GMT

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What slopware are you vibe coding

2026-08-25 11:28:08 GMT

Of all the features on Amethyst, I still can't edit a note.

2026-08-25 11:26:22 GMT

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Lol no - the Russians actually do stuff

2026-08-25 00:49:25 GMT

Turkey has nukes and article 5
#nevent1q…ftmp

2026-08-24 16:34:48 GMT

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Darfur you say?
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/f1938e4430c1b468d695216cb88c81eb7b8c30bf0541527105ac63965e5e38a6.jpeg

2026-08-24 16:31:54 GMT

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Allah Akbar?

2026-08-24 16:31:12 GMT

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Your mate Jack

2026-08-24 16:30:54 GMT

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I was obsessed with woman before social media though? 😭

2026-08-24 16:29:03 GMT

Daddy EU to the rescue 😂
#nevent1q…u8hq

2026-08-24 16:27:36 GMT

most likely everyone in those images are actually dead and these fucking farms are just spamming us with people who used to exist.
#nevent1q…3d24

2026-08-24 16:24:55 GMT

Not in the fuck am I muting Gaza LMFAO 🤣
Even if it's just spam, the idea of muting THAT out of everything here is prime Israeli tactics.
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/3da89932b3fe0b2be5282e5386d06c09cb729ef96afd7079855c60e62b6913af.gif
#nevent1q…h405

2026-08-24 16:16:44 GMT

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Where do you see this

2026-08-24 16:16:24 GMT

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Shit it's the 24th already? Wow

2026-08-24 08:42:30 GMT

God I love how with stats you can spin a narrative. Correlate and Go!
Hahaa
#nevent1q…3z5e

2026-08-24 08:40:40 GMT

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I feel it's a rare find

2026-08-24 06:39:11 GMT

Sent from IPhone
#nevent1q…h2e6

2026-08-24 06:38:51 GMT

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You okay?

2026-08-24 06:38:14 GMT

The price of German silver fell
We threw missued thalers in the superstition well

2026-08-24 06:32:28 GMT

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Dye

2026-08-24 06:32:11 GMT

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Fake. Dark roots, dark eyebrows.
Dyed blonde.

2026-08-24 06:30:54 GMT

Fanning her ears with a calm in her eyes
"It's the law of cause and effect" that she criticised
"But sir criticise them you must"
https://blossom.yakihonne.com/bef7a9f707fe58a16a1b8e996b348831a1aed65356b347f15cfbf74d9f3f9bae.gif

2026-08-23 23:53:06 GMT

Name a Canadian blonde?
#nevent1q…7wjq

2026-08-23 23:51:07 GMT

I'm a ne'er do well
Running out of black and gold

2026-08-23 23:48:02 GMT

Why does Canada produce the best brunettes in the world? Do blondes exist in Canada?

2026-08-23 23:47:12 GMT

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About time

2026-08-23 22:44:53 GMT

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The state is shook

2026-08-23 20:59:52 GMT

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Fake news

2026-08-23 18:27:36 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/acad3b57-7817-49cd-abd5-0f54bd911575/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-23 17:23:58 GMT

Ahaha what the fuck
#nevent1q…nmn9

2026-08-23 12:15:03 GMT

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Yeah I've seen that bot

2026-08-23 01:04:24 GMT

Damn, imagine getting genocided and bro is just like "mute" 😂 😂
#nevent1q…zyaz

2026-08-23 01:01:11 GMT

Genocide, out of sight and out of mind.
#nevent1q…l3lg

2026-08-22 12:42:27 GMT

Are there more relays than DAUs

2026-08-22 12:41:40 GMT

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Buy physical gold and bullets?

2026-08-22 12:40:17 GMT

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You have trained them well.

2026-08-22 09:55:54 GMT

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sounds like they opened the gates

2026-08-21 21:48:18 GMT

Tell me about the hugging face incident?

2026-08-21 20:26:41 GMT

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Past and wine are DONE

2026-08-21 20:26:14 GMT

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Create the problem so you can be the solution

2026-08-21 18:54:24 GMT

#Live last 20 mins - watch along
https://streamstr.net/8b8bf904-cef6-49d6-bc53-7dd4f49e2598/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-21 15:04:18 GMT

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Mah boy

2026-08-21 15:03:58 GMT

Flooding the tunnels?
#nevent1q…xajc

2026-08-21 12:14:50 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/5ccea040-acbd-407c-bf03-6ebc3ce42779/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-21 12:11:29 GMT

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i've been thinking about getting one, then I realised it's Israeli tech and will probably explode at somepoint

2026-08-21 09:11:23 GMT

Happy Friday from Mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Pv3V1m7_A

2026-08-21 09:01:06 GMT

if there's drought in Europe why don't they just chemtrail? or is it seasonal?

2026-08-21 08:03:57 GMT

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shit.
damn, sorry to hear that. Wow. peace be with you.

2026-08-21 08:00:14 GMT

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wash yo ass!

2026-08-21 07:00:23 GMT

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Tunnels you say?

2026-08-21 06:59:47 GMT

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Bidet

2026-08-21 05:15:05 GMT

Wow it's been a decade since I wiped my ass

2026-08-21 05:14:48 GMT

Wow it's been a decade since I wiped my ass

2026-08-21 01:20:42 GMT

#Live
https://streamstr.net/6888c7a5-07af-46a2-b01f-5809b320843a/hls/live.m3u8

2026-08-21 01:15:01 GMT

Lol that's my ditto.pub background
#nevent1q…3670

2026-08-20 11:40:39 GMT

I case you missed it and need some vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qNpe8koFcU&list=RD8qNpe8koFcU

2026-08-20 09:14:32 GMT

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a fatty chatty?

2026-08-20 08:42:07 GMT

Happy Thursday Nostr.
Let's get the proverbial bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIGLpK9aQI

2026-08-20 08:27:23 GMT

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what does this even mean

2026-08-20 07:59:44 GMT

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Coffee shits to you too sir!

2026-08-20 07:58:27 GMT

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There was drama

2026-08-20 07:42:07 GMT

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Welcome to the best show on earth

2026-08-20 01:02:03 GMT

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😂🤣

2026-08-20 00:57:39 GMT

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The Jewish holucaust" is what the Israeli's do ever summer in the Palestinian territories. These sick fucks even have watch parties and viewing platforms.
I don't remember the Nazi's viewing platforms and family get togethers to watch murder in WW2. There was a swimming pool though. How dare they!

2026-08-19 17:32:25 GMT

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Great to see changes already being effectively implemented. The shareholders will be happy.

2026-08-19 17:27:44 GMT

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He left to work on better things

2026-08-19 17:17:48 GMT

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Sounds Palestinian