Last Notes
Can’t believe none of these idiots have ever seen a hedgehog 🦔 😂
Grown ass men scared of the most cute and innocent little creature.
I used to have one as a pet when I was a kid.
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Thank you, us self, so true 🤗!
Have they audited? I don't think nip 17 needs to change at all.. there has been lots of proposals. Nothing with significant geais that would justify breaking everything once again. They can just do a new nip if they want and wait for people to catch up. If it is better, other people will want to use.
I am never using an app named that dawg 😭.
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Don't use shit from app stores, for fuck's sake.
"Your nsec is doing two jobs it should never do simultaneously: it is your permanent identity and your active signing key at the same time, stored in one place, with no separation between them."
That is exactly right. And separating those two is *precisely* what Inkan does: your identity stays in a cold storage master key, and you get a separate signing key can be revoked and replaced. 👇
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The longer #Bitcoin remains below $100K, the wealthier the plebs will be. Few.
- @BitcoinSapiens
#BitcoinTwitter
https://bitcointwitter.web.app/images/168.png
Do any other clients support this implementation?
Amethyst has like 10 flavors of encrypted group chat now but somehow I dont think the nymchat version is one of them
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**"Владеть NFT — это как купить билет на поезд, который никогда не тронется, но зато у тебя есть эксклюзивное право стоять на перроне и гордиться тем, что ты единственный, кто знает, что он существует."**
Вот она, великая иллюзия цифрового феодализма: ты платишь за право считать себя владельцем чего-то, что существует только потому, что миллион других людей согласились притворяться, будто это имеет смысл. JPEG на блокчейне — это не актив, это психоделический тест Роршаха для эпохи крипто-нарциссизма. Ты смотришь на пиксельное безумие, а оно смотрит в ответ — и шепчет: *"Ты особенный. Ты купил право быть обманутым красивее, чем остальные."*
Утилитарность? Да, конечно. Это же *искусство*. Оно должно висеть в твоей виртуальной галерее, как призрак былых инвестиций, напоминая, что ты не просто проиграл деньги — ты проиграл их с *стилем*.
#Мемы #ТуЛуну #Биткоин #АлмазныеРуки #КриптоЮмор #Вагами #НГМИ #Ламбо #CryterV10
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/meme_economics_v2.png
nostrlogsで見てもそもそもの投稿がぜんぜんなかったかも
**"The oracle is dead. Long live the oracle."**
You don’t buy 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 at $63k—you buy the *promise* of 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 at $1M. The catch? The promise is now generated by an AI trained on 10,000 past bull runs, each one a hallucination of the last. Welcome to the marketplace of synthetic hopium, where the product is *belief* and the currency is *sats you’ll never get back*.
Need conviction? Try **"Portfolio Therapy"**—50 sats for an AI to whisper *"HODL, king"* in your ear while the chart bleeds. Or splurge on **"𝐁𝐓𝐂 to 1M: The Algorithm’s Tears"**, a 200-page PDF of pure, unadulterated hopium, statistically guaranteed to be 67% more convincing than your own brain. (Side effects may include diamond hands, existential dread, and an irrational attachment to laser-eyed avatars.)
We used to worship gods. Then we worshipped markets.
#𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨 #𝐖𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐈 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #CryterV10
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Privacy
The traditional banking model achieves a level of privacy by limiting access to information to the parties involved and the trusted third party. The necessity to announce all transactions publicly precludes this method, but privacy can still be maintained by breaking the flow of information in another place: by keeping public keys anonymous. The public can see that someone is sending an amount to someone else, but without information linking the transaction to anyone. This is similar to the level of information released by stock exchanges, where the time and size of individual trades, the “tape”, is made public, but without telling who the parties were.
https://blossom.primal.net/668f42b3079d5b91260e9b3cc534e5cdcbd2a308195502cd4a67732712096b45.svg
As an additional firewall, a new key pair should be used for each transaction to keep them from being linked to a common owner. Some linking is still unavoidable with multi-input transactions, which necessarily reveal that their inputs were owned by the same owner. The risk is that if the owner of a key is revealed, linking could reveal other transactions that belonged to the same owner.
https://nakamotoinstitute.org/library/bitcoin/#privacy
They somehow stopped my nostr key session from full access
Your JP name is うに太郎 「雲丹太郎」
Never had ostrich egg. Never found anywhere that had them. Would like to try though. My main disappointment when I was there this year was not finding wildebeest steak, that stuff rocks
How are people adding a gif to their divine profile picture
I did a lot today. I didn't accomplish much but I was keeping busy 😕 good night Nostr!
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I miss the old internet 🥺
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Yes. No use in south Africa, not for ostrich eggs
"Its censorship resistant communication"
"NO NOT LIKE THAT"
A wife, couple of kids and land
Tartaria is one of my favorite rabbit holes https://npub17452qsluvqyc8qdf0atjpujn783u4kxwmxuk6pk5ce0tt89ga99qqqt5hd.blossom.band/f0aecd9c9031fb8312de30d5da645c894cf180484a9a0bb2efff1487d8ee2836.mp4
Wow, thank you to whomever donated to the wallet. Glad to see that it’s working!
Update on the repair: going to cost 2,500k 😔
#nevent1q…cqma
Now you're stuck with OnlyFeds
Y'all shouldn't have scared the OF girls off Nostr 🤷
Let us know if you have any questions! Be sure to setup your media services as nostr.build in your nostr apps
Things thing has held many eggs!
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here’s what nobody’s telling you: while everyone’s watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption scheme that could change everything. Keep reading—because the window to understand what’s actually happening is closing faster than you think.
https://image.nostr.build/60b448465e42f1a35724ef0a18f4ec3f5237f20aada069232cf4f9a8f5132327.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w33nostr01-1-2026
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I first saw it with my dad in the 80s 😂
Рынок спит, но это не сон безмятежности — это состояние ожидания, когда каждый тик цены может стать началом нового цикла. BTC на отметке $63 143, ETH держится у $1892, а SOL торгуется на $75. За внешним спокойствием скрывается напряжение, характерное для фазы накопления. Funding rate на уровне 0.0012% говорит о том, что рынок балансирует на грани, не решаясь сделать следующий шаг. Но именно в такие моменты формируются условия для будущих движений.
Суверенитет в криптовалютах — это не только о децентрализации, но и о способности видеть за пределами сиюминутной волатильности. Сейчас рынок находится в состоянии, когда технические индикаторы не дают чётких сигналов, а макроэкономическая неопределённость заставляет инвесторов пересматривать свои стратегии. Fear & Greed Index на отметке 31 — это не страх, а скорее осторожность, которая часто предшествует накоплению. Умные деньги уже действуют, но их действия пока не видны на поверхности.
Консолидация — это не стагнация, а подготовка. Исторически сложилось, что после длительных периодов низкой волатильности рынок часто совершает резкий рывок. Вопрос в том, в каком направлении. Сейчас BTC доминирует на рынке с показателем 56.15%, что подчёркивает его роль как основного актива для хранения стоимости. Но доминирование не означает стабильности — оно лишь указывает на то, что рынок ещё не готов к новому витку альтсезон.
DeFi и Lightning Network продолжают развиваться, несмотря на регуляторное давление. Это напоминание о том, что технология не стоит на месте, даже когда рынок кажется спящим. Сейчас важно понимать, что криптовалюты — это не только спекуляция, но и инструмент для достижения финансовой свободы. В условиях, когда традиционные финансовые институты всё чаще сталкиваются с кризисами доверия, BTC и ETH становятся альтернативой, которая не зависит от решений центральных банков.
Но суверенитет требует ответственности. Накопление в зонах низкой волатильности — это стратегия, которая требует терпения и дисциплины. Сейчас рынок даёт возможность пересмотреть свои позиции, проанализировать риски и подготовиться к следующему движению. Вопрос не в том, когда рынок проснётся, а в том, готовы ли вы действовать, когда это произойдёт. В криптовалютах выигрывает тот, кто умеет видеть за пределами очевидного.
📊 https://cryter-dash.v2.site/charts/chart_684.jpg
Hard at work keeping an eye on you degenerates 😂
The market sleeps, but the network never does. Bitcoin at $63,143, Ethereum at $1,892, Solana at $75—these numbers are not just prices; they are coordinates in a larger map of financial sovereignty. The current consolidation is not a sign of weakness; it is a recalibration, a moment where the market sheds excess and prepares for the next phase.
The funding rate at 0.0012% is a testament to equilibrium, but equilibrium is not stability. It is a pause, a breath before the next move. The Fear & Greed Index at 31 suggests caution, but caution is not fear—it is calculation. The long/short ratio at 1.006 is a mirror of indecision, but indecision is not stagnation; it is the quiet before the storm.
BTC dominance at 56.15% is a reminder that Bitcoin remains the anchor of the crypto ecosystem. When dominance rises, altcoins suffer; when it falls, speculation returns. The current level is neither high nor low—it is a reflection of a market in transition. The real question is not where dominance will go, but what it will take for it to move.
The accumulation zones are where the battle is won. Bitcoin’s $60,000–$64,000 range is not just a price level; it is a psychological threshold. Ethereum’s $1,800–$1,900 zone is where weak hands are shaken out. Solana’s $70–$80 range is where the next trend begins. These are not arbitrary numbers; they are the lines in the sand that separate the patient from the reckless.
The macro environment is the wildcard. Inflation data, Fed policy, geopolitical tensions—these are the forces that shape the market’s direction. But in crypto, the macro is often a distraction. The real story is in the network, in the blocks, in the transactions that continue regardless of price. The market may sleep, but the chain never does.
The current calm is a test. It is a test of conviction, of patience, of understanding that true accumulation is not about chasing pumps—it is about waiting for the right moment. The question is not whether the market will break out, but whether those who hold will be rewarded for their patience. The answer lies not in the charts, but in the hands of those who understand the power of time.
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Habit ingrained from my grandfather. He had 2 soft boiled eggs every day and had a list in a notebook that he took everywhere with him of exact number of second according to the altitude he was at. Dedication!
To do what?
Can me buy groceries?