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2024-08-15 01:41:25

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I've never had this problem with Italian and I spoke to a wide variety of locals. The genoese spoke just as clearly as the florentine and the venetians. Southerners were a bit harder but not nearly as different as, say, the Mexicans vs Colombians vs Argentinians.

2024-08-09 19:10:39

Woman didn't want to love me and make me sandwich in the kitchen so she got a job to be strong and independent
Anyway now she works at subway and makes me sandwich for minimum wage. Sorry, no refunds.
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2024-08-04 18:30:02

open world game design caught wildfire with western devs because that's how the west designs reality
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2024-08-03 21:53:57

England I swear to God,
you better have learned your history.
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2024-08-01 19:54:53

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The worst dreams are always the ones in which you think you've already woken up.
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2024-08-01 19:02:47

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Don't worry nugger it probably just means you didn't read excessively as a kid.
When did you last read a book? Cover to cover, I mean.

2024-08-01 18:24:59

been thinking about how "English proficiency" is actually an average of reading, hearing, and thinking/speaking/writing
I'm really curious how many terminally online zoomies have overdeveloped read/write brain synapses but couldn't give a public speech or understand spoken word without subtitles. Surely there's a way to do a formalized study on this.

2024-07-30 17:23:42

>September isn't the 7th month
>October isn't the 8th month
>November isn't the 9th month
>December isn't the 10th month
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2024-07-30 15:03:20

@npub1f64…5rsj ive been reading your username as proß and just now realized it was a B. Sorry pross
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2024-07-29 00:16:40

hear me out, what if instead of having to pay hundreds on gas and insurance
and instead of taking shitskin bus system
I could just walk to work.
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2024-07-17 21:08:38

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Dr bricks and hammers is a National Treasure™️

2024-07-13 23:14:15

>feeling down
>go outside
>get burnt to a crisp
>feel better
maybe mike ma was right after all
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2024-07-02 17:16:53

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I think the name itself is less important than the memetic potential. Calling it GAE or ZOG or the deep state or muh "cathedral" is a catch-all for the same thing. The variations are just shiboleths to see how redpilled the person you're talking to is.

2024-06-27 23:42:24

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>You realize Hitler killed 6 million jews, right?
"What? No way that's way too high. You're messing with me."
>Did you not learn this in school?
"Must've not paid attention. You seem to care a lot about this though, it's a little weird."

2024-06-25 06:51:00

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Whichever women youre interacting with, you've got it made

2024-06-25 06:46:41

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idk I get more sexist the more interactions I have with women, not less.

2024-06-22 20:23:05

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the prophecy is being fulfilled
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2024-06-22 20:00:46

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partner is such a weird one because we already have alternatives that worked
"love"
"honey"
"dear"
I'm not sure if it's even marginally better than "significant other" 🤮

2024-06-22 18:57:07

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>publicly leans against wall
wait is this some sort of stereotype I wasn't aware of?

2024-06-22 17:16:26

A darwinian explanation for noise preference is predator deterrence. If you are a Brazilian jungle dweller, you have been genetically selected to prefer noisy locations because that indicates civilization where snakes and other predators won't be lurking. This is also why they can't understand the White desire to hike in total silence.
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2024-06-22 16:04:07

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k rool

2024-06-22 15:34:41

listened to the latest godcast and all I can think is "yeah I think the postmillenium explanation makes the most sense. The rapture already happened and we're all now living in hell."

2024-06-22 00:11:51

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More-or-less. I've picked up extracurricular teaching as a second job starting next school year so I'm curious to see if people who voluntarily sign up are willing to talk offline, but that remains to be seen.
Yes, that's my dating strategy.

2024-06-22 00:07:15

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Women don't know how to talk irl either. Nobody does. I walk around town and everyone has a phone in their hand. I'd be fine cold approaching women if that strategy actually worked, but it doesn't.

2024-06-21 23:51:25

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just rape her bro
just chain her to your radiator bro
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2024-06-21 23:11:17

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If @npub1t04…23hr only posts gems, its only divine karma that greatfediposts posts coal

2024-06-21 16:53:48

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older than me :blobcatcool:

2024-06-21 16:47:58

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>when I was 21
I forgot all you niggas are old as fuck

2024-06-20 02:30:35

>plug cord into usb port
>bsod
lmao I love this windows machine

2024-06-19 23:46:01

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I think It'd be funny to replace french-borrowed idioms and replace it with Latin. You'd immediately sound like less of a faggot and more like a lawyer.
"vita est"
"iam vidimus"
"magnum praemium"
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2024-06-19 23:36:50

French is such a retarded language that the anglos literally take phrases from their language and change the definition to mean whatever we feel like. No respect for le paes de les bannaires blanches
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2024-06-19 23:28:57

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That's usually the case but I don't know a better way to describe something with a positive and negative connotation wrapped into one, so I'm taking the literal definition of "double entendre"

2024-06-19 23:25:04

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also your bio says you know spanish/esperanto, you know more latin than you think
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2024-06-19 23:24:10

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Of course, but there are other ways you can convey the same idea. "sofista" is already pretty pejorative in Italian, but you can make it ironic by changing the suffix to something like "sofistella"

2024-06-19 23:02:13

I really like the word "sophistication" because it's the perfect double entendre. No other word approximates it's essence so succinctly.
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2024-06-12 06:14:05

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In this house we salute our Wisconsin warriors
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2024-06-12 06:09:52

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I think cheeseposting is back on the menu
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2024-06-12 06:05:05

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some people have a vice for alcohol.
others can't stop smoking.
me? I'm the king of dairy.
the milk. the butter. the *cheese*. le formage. can't get enough if it. mm mm MMM.
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2024-06-12 05:58:59

nothing hits the spot quite like a block of cheddar cheese
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2024-06-08 19:28:24

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Yeah there are basically two solutions: Either women begin choosing to have kids rather than pursuing careers, or men enforce that decision onto women at the expense of her liberties. The former just isn't gonna happen, and the latter seems unlikely without a massive culling.

2024-06-07 15:12:11

I upstand why jews view us as cattle. "Christians" fly faggot flags, wearing TV show graphic tees, consuming seed oil fried corn syrup. Even those who protest will inevitably capitulate in a decade and become subsumed by the 2 week memory cycle.
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2024-06-06 03:48:24

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kvass isn't that bad but idk why you'd drink it instead of a beer.

2024-06-06 00:07:03

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Hillary loves the Germans? What a novel idea I'm learning so much!
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2024-06-05 23:20:22

open up fedi first thing I see
uncencored vagina on the timeline

2024-05-31 15:39:35

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Lmao if we deported every illegal, mean household incomes would rise so fast that "12 dollar lettuce" would be chump change.

2024-05-30 23:26:39

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okay now for the real question:
will he still be allowed to win the election, and if so, will he be assassinated?

2024-05-30 02:17:59

Unforseen problem with minimalism:
Because I spend ~10hrs at the job site, I leave stuff there because it's more convenient. Regretting it now as I eat soup with a fork because I left my only spoon in the break room.
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2024-05-24 19:03:47

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The headline is somewhat correct, though. Giving money to women to have kids works about as well as instituting a bachelor's tax, which worked out great for Rome.

2024-05-24 15:08:23

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I'm so glad I had the foresight to avoid anything fan related to touhou besides fanart, some mmd and luna nights. I never want my perception of anything to be tainted by "the fandom" community
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2024-05-24 14:49:51

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How does that even work?

2024-05-23 03:30:16

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This is what happens when a guy with no drive is forced into service: He makes it his entire personality because it's all he's ever done with his life. Dog? Military dog. Car? Red-White-n-Blue freedomobile.
Living parody.

2024-05-23 02:11:21

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that's why I take asprin instead.
gives you A10 eyes

2024-05-22 21:47:52

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but that's a workable solution; most guys want to tfwnogf post just to cope

2024-05-22 00:37:37

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to_e1N4xovQ

2024-05-20 15:36:51

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If rape is easier than courting/dating/marriage, or if rape is as punishing as divorce, rape will become normal.

2024-05-19 20:58:10

You should learn a second language not to speak to more people, but to escape the lingua franca.
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2024-05-19 01:51:04

I normally ridicule people who stay "oppressed" because they enjoy feeling like a loser, but there's something about eating poverty food that's slightly enjoyable and it's not the flavor.
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2024-05-16 23:37:47

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pretty :)

2024-05-15 17:48:33

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It's because talking about it is not doing it
when dublin residents burn down a migrant shelter they don't consider doing it, they don't talk about doing it, and they don't post online in public about doing it. It just gets done.

2024-05-15 04:33:32

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and thats implying anything has even happened lol, I haven't even asked her out. I'm such a loser

2024-05-15 04:32:46

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I don't think I'm even ready for this
It's too soon for it to work out because I'm simultaneously broke and busy. If only we had met 9 months later I could have solid ground under me.
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2024-05-15 04:21:59

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yeah 😭 I'm holding a metaphorical house of cards right now, because if I stop working I can't afford school, but school (STEM) is my one hope for a better wage and financial independence. Coworkers who are already cohabitating with gfs seem to handle it fine but I don't get how they do it.

2024-05-15 04:17:28

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she was super pale and wore that winged-eyeliner makeup so iHop is probably the way to go

2024-05-15 04:15:39

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I guess so? I've gotten so used to being alone I don't really do group activities. Currently I'm full time in school and work afterwards until eve, so my only opening is maybe sharing a dinner? Most of my hobby time is spent working on a passion project happening this fall, and that's hardly exciting to anyone but me.

2024-05-15 04:11:24

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do what though? I can always just say "you're cute can I have your number" but then what? My previous gfs have all been kinda circumstantial because we attended the same classes, did band etc. so it's difficult to create time to do stuff, and I don't really know what to do.

2024-05-15 03:58:59

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I don't know if it's just because I'm autistic, but I have no idea how to ask out girls anymore. I've only lived here for about 8 months and I don't know any fun places for a date.
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2024-05-15 03:58:38

Was at a gas station with some coworkers, cashier was very cute. I leave and later they tell me she was asking about me when I left like she was interested in getting to know me.
This has literally never happened before and I don't know what to do.
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2024-05-13 06:05:10

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backrooms always felt more like accidentally getting lost on a "take your child to work day" and less of a vidya thing, but I've only seen the meme in passing and know nothing of the supposed "lore" so maybe I should retire my zoomer card.

2024-05-13 06:02:09

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yes.
When I was younger I was genuinely terrified whenever I'd clip out of bounds in a game and see the negative zone everywhere. I had nightmares about falling through the floor and being stuck in a skybox/black void forever

2024-05-12 03:39:37

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people perceive things differently than how you see it in your head, doubly so across text on the Internet. What might be 1000 IQ trolling in your brain just looks like pretending to be retarded to everyone else.

2024-05-11 19:57:13

I always bring this case up to anyone who thinks seizing power is inherently "immoral" and everyone should get the right to vote.
People willingly go along with whatever you impose on them, be it righteous or malevolent.
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2024-05-11 08:09:36

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It'd be one thing if it was switching off windows for the first time, but google? There are service suites that work the exact same way for free and don't require learning anything new.

2024-05-09 20:06:24

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Stay sane fren

2024-05-09 19:58:51

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yeah this reads like an MDE skit

2024-05-08 14:15:01

The only "lesser of two evils" I'm willing to entertain is whether to in my apartment and deal with contemptible roommates or go to the gym every day and deal with gym whores. At least this dichotomy gets me muscle, what does politik bullshit get me?
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2024-05-05 06:00:02

Weird how most of you correctly understand the leftist tendency to kill the lumpenproles once in power but can't understand why cunnyhitler88 will gas foxgirlenjoyer69 when in the same position.
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2024-05-02 20:53:25

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I'm surprised this out of touch advice is still being given and not met with ridicule.
>"just live up to your duty and responsibility"
>do I get the right to exercise authority?
>"no that's controlling, let women enjoy things"

2024-05-02 19:05:42

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What does America produce at this point? We don't manufacture, remote work/ai is proving 90% of office work to be fake and gay, and finance is only propped up by reserve currency status, which should be disappearing the moment everyone hops off the US exchanges.

2024-04-10 00:20:58

Logged back in to say:
I thought I needed a break from the internet because I was seeing my screen time increase a ton over the past few months, and assumed that was causing upset/burnout.
Nope, I was just using it to distract from the terrible conditions I'm living in right now. After a week with minimal internet access I'm feeling significantly worse than I did before.
Hope you're doing good. I'll take the rest of April off just in case last week was a fluke.
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2024-04-01 06:34:22

I've been thinking about taking an internet break for a while now. There isn't anything cool that ever happens in April so this'll probably be a good opportunity to unplug. I might hop on occasionally, but I'll try to keep my presence to a minimum (once a week or less)
Hope you all have a good spring 🌙
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2024-04-01 06:28:25

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when woodshop left because he got no tummy pics, my first thought was "damn who will I get my evgeny lushpin reposts from" but then I thought "nah good for him, I'm jealous"

2024-04-01 06:20:13

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2024-04-01 06:18:22

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cost of pussy too damn high :pensive_cowboy:

2024-04-01 05:17:54

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no longer 90s kids, they became 90s kidults

2024-04-01 03:56:55

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(Shhhh, most of us are Americans who don't know any better, you'll start an argument about demographics and zoning laws)

2024-04-01 03:39:09

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what if I embrace the non-automotive life because used cars are unbelievably expensive? quick search of my (wide) area and almost everything is 150k+ miles, 3+ owners, limited service history and... $7,500+

2024-03-31 18:32:23

>at event
>girl is friendly/flirty
>we introduce ourselves
>her name is something ridiculous that I could never take seriously
If I had a nickel every time this happened, I'd have two nickels.
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2024-03-31 18:09:50

Happy Easter
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2024-03-31 17:23:20

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>when you realize frankenstein is just the golem mythos repackaged in modern context

2024-03-31 04:49:44

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I thought this was AI generated text. still not convinced this isn't

2024-03-30 18:57:38

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nooooo drink milk nstead

2024-03-30 18:50:04

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2024-03-30 18:37:01

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I probably could for a number of conversations, but recently I've had a number of encounters where I'm being talked at instead of talked to

2024-03-30 18:33:06

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Is that a thing you can just do? Maybe it's my upbringing but I try my best not to burn any bridges just in case they become useful in the future. I kinda extend that to total strangers as a habit but maybe I should stop.

2024-03-30 18:28:07

I wish I developed an accent overseas so I could pretend I don't speak English well as an excuse to end conversations before they start. I've had to deal with too many unskippable cutscenes recently.
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2024-03-29 20:33:55

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Nigs just use "they" because "their" "there" and "they're" was too hard to learn
Apparently pronouns are too difficult now because they just replace it with "bro." "bro did this, bro did that," oh you mean HIM? HE did that?

2024-03-29 16:14:20

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2024-03-29 14:02:07

#note10ak…g2qx
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2024-03-29 04:12:15

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another fun Italian fact: they call dumplings "ravioli" which is probably the worst butchering of language I've ever heard, even if they're technically correct.

2024-03-29 00:53:33

I'm consistently surprised at how old you niggas are.
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