Qbody

30s, Canadian. Newly peaked.

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2024-06-05 02:42:44

Today I sent some gr 7 boys to the art supply room to get something and they took a long time.
Turns out they had dumped paint on the floor for fun.
Fuck. how am i supposed to do this job for 20+ more years

2024-06-04 05:10:08

Who speaks French?
My students (ages 10-12) had to do a menu in French.
Very basic stuff: une pizza, un hamburger.
One student has used an online translator and has come up with some unusual dishes:
-Problème de pêche
-Le beurre c'est moi
-Je suis à l'ail
-Moi regulier
Any idea what these were supposed to be in English?

2024-05-26 18:30:50

From a National Geographic infographic on "Would you survive Doomsday?", the most important jobs chosen by reddit.
Don't know which sub, a prepper one I would guess, and a male-dominated one for sure.
No one needs any clothes, post-doomsday, or cooking/baking, or houses or furniture....
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2024-05-20 07:49:24

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I complained that everyone is poly these days and my friend said it's because they're finally getting in touch with their sexuality.
I think it's a bad scene but wasn't sure how to respond

2024-04-25 02:54:40

So, today at work the principal had to talk to some 10 and 11 year old boys because they were talking about how it was Rape Day and they were going to rape a Kindergartener.
They saw it on Tiktok
*even though these are some of the most unpleasant boys I've met, they weren't really going to do anything. They just thought it was a funny joke.

2024-04-17 06:29:10

One of the many things that made me shut down online dating was seeing a profile from a man who liked a lot of weird sex stuff. He proudly proclaimed he was a teacher. In my district.
For context, I was told in teacher training never to be photographed holding a glass of wine on my private social media because it would hurt my career.

2024-04-14 16:22:48

I wish I had a screenshot of the dating profile that started "I have a dirty mind ..." and ended in "BTW, Jesus is my friend"

2024-04-07 23:02:54

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i wanna read that profile!

2024-04-06 16:01:51

I remember reading some classic novel and being struck by how deeply the character felt a sense of moral duty.
Gonna read some 200 year old books by women and think about how impossible this timeline would have seemed to them.

2024-03-25 17:43:26

Trying to write report comments without using his/her so I don't have to used forced pronouns for a 12 year old student who says she's a boy but wears false eyelashes.
Integrity! 😬

2024-03-15 05:01:40

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To give more context, high schoolers are doing interviews instead of exams at the end of the year.
Is this a kinder, gentler education that works for more students, or are we creating people who don't have the discipline to study and can't handle stressful situations?
Please weigh in.

2024-03-15 03:48:53

Questions about testing in education:
Was taking tests in school traumatic/demotivating for you?
Do you think test taking is a valuable skill?
Do you think testing should be used more/less/the same in education?

2024-03-11 04:02:12

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it's not Laverne in the picture

2024-03-09 01:57:16

I wasn't bowled over by the Google doodle for Intl Women's Day.
What do you think of it?

2024-02-14 16:07:56

In high school, the student council used to sell roses on Valentine's, delivered to recipients during class.
I mean I guess it's not wrong to sell roses, but in reality it turned into such a display of wealth and popularity that I wonder why the adults condoned it. I mean, they should have played Janus Ian's "At Seventeen" over the PA during delivery, just in case the roseless didn't get the message.

2024-01-25 16:10:19

I read a clickbaity blog post from a supposedly feminist writer about having lunch with family friend who broke down and cried about being divorced in his 80s.
I have no sympathy if the only thing he can say about his wife after decades of marriage is:
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2024-01-14 20:03:06

Anybody got any good memes for 'can't wear a bra this next month because one arm is in a cast'?

2024-01-13 00:28:53

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i didnt know donkeys came in ginger!

2024-01-12 23:35:52

I slipped on ice and broke my wrist. Send bunny and donkey pictures.

2023-12-19 01:37:07

My grandmother called my mother to ask if she thought I'd like a pink sweater in 2XL from an old lady clothing store. My mother gave several reasons why I would NOT like a 2XL pink sweater. My grandma, who lives in her own reality, said "I'm going to be near there tomorrow and I can get it then."
So it's going to be a pretty-in-pink Christmas. Make that pretty-in-plentiful-pools-of-pink Christmas.

2023-11-29 17:06:42

GAME REVIEW:
I just finished Graveyard Keeper. It's supposed to be a macabre Stardew Valley. I got addicted but was aware the whole time it's not a good game. Mechanics are stupidly complicated (you have no idea) and the overall balance is off.
It's also sexist. You play as a male. 90% of the main characters are male. There are a handful of female characters and except for the witch, they are not given much agency. Two are depicted (in the barest of storylines) as controlled by a husband or father. One coos at the male protagonist constantly and has a line of dialogue about getting her looks from her mother and her smarts from dad. Oh and actually the witch doesn't do anything except hide in a swamp but at least she's not baring cleavage.
Just...how is this stuff still being made?

2023-11-16 16:04:36

Social media advice? I run a hobby group, let's call it Bad Apples Knitting Club. I collect money for snacks and materials but it is not making me any money. I don't have a social media account for it but I post about it under a personal account.
Today a BAKC account (again, not the real name) from the other side of the world wrote to ask me not to use the name and hashtag. Or I could be like a franchise of her club?
I think this is an unreasonable request. The name is not trademarked in my country.
How do I respond?

2023-11-15 01:15:26

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Misread the first one as 'aromatic'.
Thought it was a week about herbs and scented candles.

2023-10-30 00:09:36

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Hello my name is Hucron.

2023-10-30 00:03:14

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That's my Monday business-witch outfit. Sunday is more casual.

2023-10-29 23:55:28

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Except I was dressed as a witch.

2023-10-29 23:35:21

Alone in an elevator, decide to sneak a bit of my Sunday treat, a giant cream puff. The bottom of the pastry explodes and I wind up with cream all over my face.
#winning

2023-10-23 02:09:48

Youtube is pushing 'problems with feminism' videos on me.

2023-10-06 05:18:23

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2023-10-01 03:18:17

Ethical question- now that I have to work with a child with special pronouns, I'm worried that I'm going to slip up or refuse to play nice. I have zero poker face.
I'm obviously rehearsing various scenarios in my head. One is 'in for a penny, in for a pound'- I'm just going to let rip my views but I'm going to claim to be a lesbian.
I am not a lesbian. But I have short hair and don't wear makeup and I think no one would question it.
So.... is that so terrible a lie?

2023-09-23 01:03:26

Endured a very painful day teaching 12 year olds. Simply absurd behaviour that wasn't seen 20 years ago.
What is happening to kids/parenting/society?

2023-09-18 06:06:25

Just saw an ad for 'Queer Yoga Hiqes'
Yes that is how it was spelled.
(they mean hikes)

2023-09-12 04:47:43

Hi I'm Qbody
My hobbies are marking ads as inappropriate on social media and trying to hold back the tide.

2023-09-04 05:35:07

So I looked at greensingles.com, because I am one of those unlikable environmentalists who wants to ban everything fun. It shows some profiles on the front page before you sign up. Based on those profiles, I did not sign up.
Men with braids in their beards. Usernames like 'luvandpeace' and 'starseed'. Reiki masters who meditate 26 hours a day. Men looking for 'tantric partners' twenty years younger than them.
Guess it'll be me and my mother running the off-grid homestead then.

2023-08-26 17:20:56

I keep thinking about this little incident so I need to unload it here. Thank you in advance.
I was driving and ex-Nigel was in the passenger seat. Big truck comes up right behind my car and then swerves at the last second into the next lane, speeds past us. I am shaken and wish death on the (male, of course) driver of the truck. Ex-Nigel takes the moral high ground and is SHOCKED at my reaction.
Emotional, I try to explain that male drivers do that to me every fucking day. I forget what I actually said, but somehow I managed to sputter out the word 'rapist.'
Ex-Nigel laughed.
I start crying. He apologizes.
Ok, fine. I know in a court of law you couldn't make the claim that a bad driver is a rapist.
But I think it's a pretty good bet that men who get high off of the power of their trucks also LOVE dominating in other areas of life. He doesn't respect boundaries and laws, he doesn't show care and responsibility for others' safety... yeah I'm going to say he'd sleep with a drunk girl, at a minimum.
If I had a magic wand, I would cull the worst 10% of men with no regret at all.

2023-08-22 06:47:34

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How are you doing with it?

2023-08-12 05:33:32

Finally got a picture of baby raccoon in water tub. A few seconds too late but still... proof!
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2023-08-08 21:31:05

I'm taking an online course to upgrade my teaching skills (and pay, let's be honest). It's Inclusive Ed. I have to listen to this podcast for LGBTQ families. It's all 'Queering This' and 'Queering That'.
How am I going to last in this profession with any personal integrity? So far I've just avoided these issues but I'm realizing at some point I will be forced to confront the nonsense being fed to children.

2023-08-06 20:11:52

I just tried to imagine a wedding where the bride waited at the altar and the groom walked down the aisle with his mum.

2023-08-01 17:25:56

Is this who I think it is?
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2023-07-03 07:23:47

Sunday night quality content.
I should be going to bed. Instead I searched for 'gender' on Craigslist and found this delightful ad.
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