bitcoin is for enemies | blessed are those who plant trees under whose shade they will never sit
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Maybe even more these days. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I love when I get to use my favorite gif of all time https://media1.tenor.com/m/BFyKxzrtCeUAAAAC/robot-anime.gif npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Correct me if I'm wrong, but every life insurance policy ad is geared towards men and not women npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Final settlement just feels so good https://i.nostr.build/zdjy4.gif npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Don't get me wrong LN is fast and convient but on chain txs just hit differently. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet That's a good one npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Glad you explained. 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NBA only has 2 rounds of picks. So they are slim picking for teams. A team can still sign an undrafted player should they go undrafted in the draft. At first I thought, wow LeBron probably pressured them to use a pick on him, but I realized that other teams could have potentially drafted him, if the Lakers skipped him, and most likely LeBron would try and go play wherever his kid ended up for the last few years of his career The Lakers want to keep LeBron, so they use the pick on his kid because it was the only way they could ensure LeBron retired as a Laker. Side note Everyone travels in the NBA these days, this is my old man 'get off my lawn' pet peeve. https://media1.tenor.com/m/0hC-IzSWVE0AAAAd/james-harden-basketball.gif npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet The smell of an old car engine running. I could huff that shit all day. Brings back good memories. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Apparently so. Well that my mcdouble for the quarter. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Fuck the app. 321 pennies for this. https://i.nostr.build/VwkeJ.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Bronny? npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I can probably run a zap.stream tonight if it if ppl want npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Just opted for amber to never ask me about drafts. Ever. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet What..... npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet https://i.nostr.build/Yg9ee.jpg https://i.nostr.build/Z59w8.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Can I interest you in the 'UTXO Milkshake' better known as Whirlpool? npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet The wild part, is noone can stop it. You don't have to access or utilize it. But this is what happens when it's a protocol people. You can't stop people from using protocols. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet What they said #nevent1q…yvh0 npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Not sure if Dan has had an original thought in his life. Mr steal your post. Everyone joins nostr precisely when they are supposed to. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet make sure your wrench is bigger than theres https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/man-convicted-violent-home-invasion-robberies-steal-cryptocurrency npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet 'Welcome to zap burger home of the zap burger, can I take your zap?' https://media1.tenor.com/m/kb75SDZaR18AAAAC/frankt.gif npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I'm constantly amazed at your artwork. Please don't stop. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Lmao aweeeee so sweet going to see his girl on her break. Don't look at the menu. The fact people pay that much for that crap is amazing. I can't lie, my occasional double cheese and fry when I'm feeling lazy, but that's only like 3$ 😁 and infrequent. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet It's gonna rain https://i.nostr.build/q680n.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Lmao npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet There isn't enought content for him to steal yet. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I would a 1000 percent agree that things out there have an effect (affect I hate English) on us here. But we all know astrology is claiming that depending on my birth month they can tell me various things about my love life etc. Astronomy > astrology npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Easy for me to say as a user and not a dev But something truly NEW, don't get me wrong the twitter clones and stuff like highlighter is dope. But something never before seen, it will be within 5 years is my guessreally awaiting the GitHub on nostr idea to come to fruition. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Don't know if sarcasm orrrr. I may just be regarded. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Nothing more satisfying than a perfect pour in the pharmacy. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Gotta try it out I suppose. #nevent1q…yxyn npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Did you really think they were just gonna let him go. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Proud midwit on this one. Astrology is TA for women. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet From my understanding usually they will come back with feedback regarding why. Did they explain why they denied funding? npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Just talked to someone about it. Bigger bank in area is removing brick and mortar locations while another smaller regional bank is building them like crazy. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Devastated npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Someone complimented my shirt. Got excited for a second, then he said ' https://i.nostr.build/5GaPY.jpg Who are they' Immediate disappointment npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Interesting take, I guess technically youre right by definition, but I think you know what I meant. I can safely and privately use Bitcoin, to where no one other than me knows about it If you'd rather use the word pseudonymous I can live with that. But at the end of the day my statement remains. It is not hard to use Bitcoin in a privacy focusing manner. Just takes a bit of learning. Like anything in this world. You never just start with the knowledge. You gotta learn. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet All that should need to be said is, they can issue more shares whenever they want to ask for permission from daddy npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Jungle book? npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Ftfy https://i.nostr.build/jY29r.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Wow time served too. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet No one is advocating for anyone to do anything with this stuff except to experiment and play around. This stuff is beta as fuck. People should act accordingly. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet sell them for sats! npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet hearing coinbase finally added LN support. i guess hell finally froze over npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Saviddd npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Thanks for the gear POI and John For some reason I can't find their npubs https://i.nostr.build/EnLwx.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Thanks to whoever, whatever, that allowed me to buy sats on sale this morning npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Bitcoin can be used privately in a self custodial manner. Just cause people don't do it doesn't mean you can't. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Off #nevent1q…exph npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet 400k sats of the market npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Not one person has been able to tell me when defending themselves ends. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Bring war bonds back npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Politics is the cult. Across the board. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Lol https://i.nostr.build/8G8LB.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Fuck off npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Like traveling through time npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Mordor npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Finally it is isn't fucking Modor outside npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Ill add 100k sats on this bounty. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Bet npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Because 21 is half of 42, the answer to the universe. And money is half of almost all txs. But in reality it's this 32 Σ (2,100,000 * (50 / 2i)) I probably screwed that up since I tried to just pull it from my brain instead of looking it up npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Healthcare isn't in the business of curing people. There is a reason US and alot of healthcare systems are reactive and not proactive. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Look what I just walked by on a GNC door https://i.nostr.build/BRn0Y.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Well by that logic.... npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet That head swing to close the door. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I'm in love with this video now. Edits incoming. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet https://i.nostr.build/0j759.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Just found this early gem when we used to just pay random invoices on global. Slanging sats https://i.nostr.build/AaAkR.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Okay so you trade more privacy for a lack of auditabilty. Those who can use Bitcoin privately have zero use case for moenro. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet I know. Guess I should have included the /s npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet We knew you'd be back. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Only thing I'd say is reduce the buffering on the emojis, top and bottom. Use more of the space aka smaller box https://i.nostr.build/BRnlP.jpg npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Panel for the zap options as well. npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet Goldilocks npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet cool zap stats on noStrudel https://i.nostr.build/vG67l.png npub1832epq8kgur55cuwnnrdf3y85p4l4wqsgq42hxn8jna5ngznz5lq2law2l falsefaucet https://media1.tenor.com/m/53mO4htkMIYAAAAd/i-dont-believe-you-lies.gif