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2026-07-16 01:27:53 GMT

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2026-07-05 21:04:09 GMT

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It takes a lot of courage to stand up and say "genocide is bad".
Finally.
Here. On the internet.
Someone had that courage.
https://blossom.primal.net/ce6af6638df4f2a4e4cef295ab57df2ce908c35fc6617b1593f0cc7a5e840bdb.gif

2026-06-26 22:50:27 GMT

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Yeah, this is how I feel too.
Same energy as people in the 80's/90's directing their hatred at a good band that "sold out".
Okay, so you want the music at the grocery store to be 100% bad, for eternity? Which is it— do you want to complain about the music being bad, or do you want to win?
It's goblin energy— follow me down into my secret dingy lair where we can feast on garbage, unlike those laughing, restaraunting fools getting ripped off. Don't those idiots know that spaghetti from the dumpster is free?!

2026-06-22 17:42:21 GMT

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And yet we have these...
https://blossom.primal.net/eb875e678279ee5be36a18c68d659ecba60a61ec907f81fcc5a0785221871ed2.jpg

2026-06-22 17:25:11 GMT

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What has our society come to when people riding on a train are now referred to as "customers".

2026-06-20 15:45:58 GMT

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In awe of this post.

2026-06-14 04:17:13 GMT

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Detroit tap water

2026-06-14 04:14:13 GMT

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EWWS, like more than one eww

2026-06-11 03:37:48 GMT

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Daaammmnnnnnn

2026-06-11 03:04:29 GMT

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Do you think normies are thinking "AI will hack bitcoin"?

2026-06-10 01:27:03 GMT

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Kurt can't shut up.

2026-06-08 12:57:28 GMT

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😂😂

2026-06-07 02:04:10 GMT

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2026-06-06 04:17:37 GMT

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Maybe that long hair influencer guy who always has his shirt off is Hunter in a wig?

2026-06-04 01:28:23 GMT

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I was never in it for the tech or ngu:
I did it all for the influencers.
Worth it.

2026-06-03 16:42:11 GMT

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I agree, but maybe we Photoshop out the fans 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/32c7294d5eb8e8095340f35de2248cc9e5edf09f9a41ff448c46ab4db84634aa.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a8cee154c9bd784ed1fa735eeb3fb15d3ec25af038129f8da91c3d6f641d522d.jpg

2026-06-01 02:33:45 GMT

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Everyone has bad medical advice. Here is mine:
I'm a huge advocate of TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine), most recognizable for acupuncture, but they do way more than this.
If you hit the point where the MD's (or The System ™) might be doing more harm than good,
If you get desperate just to See Someone Right Now,
If no one is asking you basic questions, or listening to your weird complaints,
Then a TCM doctor can be a godsend.
It will cost you $50 to $100 for a visit, you don't need insurance, and they will often take you same day or next day.
They specialize in weird unsolvable medical problems. You will think "there is no way this will work, I need science, my body is a 1957 Chevy." It will work, you don't need science, and your body is not a car.
Find one who is ethnically Chinese, whose office is dirty and looks like the set of Gremlins.

2026-06-01 01:25:04 GMT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlruXmlsoY

2026-05-31 20:21:46 GMT

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First they came for the fuckstr, but I was not a fuckstr...

2026-05-31 16:53:30 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/a7bc0d65271af89f2ef84650dddde8568708b07c94f47caa3404c7e4e3c62073.gif

2026-05-31 06:32:54 GMT

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2026-05-29 00:20:23 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/93b5c2639bc89e0fc96af9fbbb0c50bf003cb1e569b7e2c8f39c34a44206f118.jpg

2026-05-28 00:00:59 GMT

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Love this idea

2026-05-28 00:00:18 GMT

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A priest, a rabbi, and 21 million autistic Byzantine generals walk into a bar...

2026-05-27 03:22:22 GMT

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This is hell closing its doors on us, and not one in a million people can see it.

2026-05-22 18:52:32 GMT

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👍 Followed exclusively for using this word.

2026-05-22 15:11:38 GMT

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Congratulations!

2026-05-21 19:53:16 GMT

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This is a better idea than my Adopt a Federal Agent meetup.

2026-05-20 16:48:22 GMT

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Welcome to Nostr: the trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

2026-05-20 09:41:36 GMT

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Important post.

2026-05-19 15:23:35 GMT

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I keep switching it up, and I haven't found a workflow without a fly in the ointment... yet.

2026-05-18 02:25:48 GMT

Maybe Nostr sucking *is* the killer app.
Nostr: social media for people with no friends.
TAM of people with no friends: 8 billion.

2026-05-17 20:45:00 GMT

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Join the CIA.

2026-05-16 02:37:06 GMT

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Amazing tweet. Post. Nost.
Me too.

2026-05-15 15:49:40 GMT

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This is a good argument, and a hopeful one.
🤔 ... If I had to poke holes (holes you could easily fill with AI):
1. What if AI weren't a "discovery" like the Wright Brothers or Edison; but rather it were a "controlled release" of classified "military" technologies.
2. Then the release-er might not have human flourishing in mind, rather quite the opposite.

2026-05-15 15:30:38 GMT

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Incredible point.
Are they saying my race can't *prompt jockey* ???

2026-05-13 04:59:23 GMT

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If you can dodge a wrench...

2026-05-13 04:47:47 GMT

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The part of the cyclops will be played by my giant dick jacking off on anyone who dares to watch this movie you have been warned

2026-05-12 17:09:13 GMT

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JFC how can these people be so ̶r̶e̶c̶k̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶ on purpose

2026-05-09 18:58:58 GMT

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I built a calculator app last night and it sucked.

2026-05-07 03:10:26 GMT

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Look, now I own your post as an NFT via a robust digital identity layer. Need angel investors for my Screenshot.ai business.
https://blossom.primal.net/d88bd23e57e346c82993bb817f412d95278100317cb01c9c321bb7d3a2ce5709.jpg

2026-05-07 02:00:32 GMT

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Still got love for the streets
https://blossom.primal.net/145f500e2d54736fd8878a7a14d75e52925ae34743c6b34b6d3ed0e0acf1d5dd.jpg

2026-05-06 23:58:28 GMT

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You can finally get a digital toilet installed in your digital prison.

2026-05-06 23:55:58 GMT

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This kicks ass. I'm legit terrified of this character.

2026-05-06 04:34:40 GMT

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2026-05-06 00:17:02 GMT

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Have you tried to buy *a shirt* lately?

2026-05-06 00:08:24 GMT

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Enshitification

2026-05-03 23:38:14 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/f819543dfd55095af430da563839cf48ba3b579e098d76799a431c403c00b75b.jpg

2026-05-02 15:26:16 GMT

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Crickets sing, and birds.

2026-05-02 06:15:46 GMT

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Invest in Debt -> Invest in Gambling -> Invesr in Burglary -> Invest in Cannibalism
You are here.

2026-05-01 08:33:57 GMT

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1000% agree

2026-05-01 02:51:30 GMT

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What about a slogan (or at least an ad campaign) that goes for the female vote and leverages your name, (which honestly is begging for it) like:
Proof Not Pamplemousse LaCroix
or
Strawberry-Maga LaCroix

2026-04-30 16:13:10 GMT

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Flooding the zone is phase 1 of the plan. Phase 2 is mandatory biometric ID to prove you aren't flooding the zone.

2026-04-29 20:27:20 GMT

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This is a profound thought.
For me, I see much of the reasoning (or lack of reasoning) behind these titanic religious-cultural movements (Protestantism, Confucianism, etc.) is simply an adjunct to the true thing that moves it: a spiritual force, or spiritual forces, or spiritual beings, etc. As Time changes and The Battlefield changes, the original "reason" for the movement becomes obsolete, begins to stink like 3 days of guests and fish. This is the secret meaning behind the word "LIFE" in many spiritual contexts, especially Christian.
The reasoning (the theology) is simply there for those who cannot yet see or feel the spiritual forcr or spiritual being. It's a kindness to them, but anyone who presses against it hard enough will break it— and then a test comes.

2026-04-28 20:04:50 GMT

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Fuck— yeah!

2026-04-27 23:19:36 GMT

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Aliens.

2026-04-27 23:17:11 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/4ff1fbc910151b7691fcdd2e04bc77041cb48ab5e18669aad1d4c9bde711a049.gif

2026-04-27 23:10:41 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/5e1d360031a695e166fea86beeebeae378853cc0fe29d1bb39b5cf052aa80512.jpg

2026-04-27 17:50:20 GMT

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It's the sports trivia that stays the longest. You won't know your grandkids' names, but you'll know who won the '84 World Series.

2026-04-26 21:38:42 GMT

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Kash has online poker addict eyes.

2026-04-26 21:21:06 GMT

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2030, this chart goes into backwardation:
https://blossom.primal.net/e28e918aea1a35883876678a902cd3b00fc02a44a86abcdefc692de5b600fb2d.gif

2026-04-26 20:26:38 GMT

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Overton Window: Anal Probe, or Give Blood.

2026-04-26 20:22:10 GMT

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Reminds me of my manifesto,
"The How I Plan to Get Fired From Work 3 Months Ago That's Why We Are Moving In With Your Parents Today Manifesto"

2026-04-26 04:52:34 GMT

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Overheard at FBI headquarters: "set Graininess to Quinoa!"
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2026-04-25 22:17:43 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/62910ac17c65730b14f23c9f3e90e4bee767e2b35a65eaf088c369ace91e93b7.gif

2026-04-25 21:44:52 GMT

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🤣🤣

2026-04-25 03:36:41 GMT

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😂

2026-04-24 20:29:21 GMT

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2026-04-24 18:44:29 GMT

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They should invade the Nobel Peace Prize.

2026-04-24 18:36:27 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/186f17191f9bb07064c4c5e7e54d80043f1d569ff75d44e7ddb18cf3bb1e1f6a.gif

2026-04-24 16:43:08 GMT

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93% of healthy-lifestyle-is-my-personality stay-positive influencers are in 184% denial about this.
I did 1,000 pushups, you can too, and my spleen is nuclear cancer. Hug your beautiful poisoned retarded kid, cherish the days. Kayak to organic work instead of Being On This Planet.

2026-04-24 04:11:29 GMT

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2026-04-22 18:08:57 GMT

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I have good news too. That explosive (WEAPONIZED) diarrhea you were about to have at 7 PM will simply be poop, maybe even pee, maybe nothing, thanks to me.

2026-04-22 03:29:45 GMT

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This shit looks incredible.

2026-04-21 23:27:19 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/13e3478a121cbbe895b4edb138c96a8e106d77ebf96de7eb4dc18089eefc3215.gif

2026-04-21 18:59:39 GMT

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Really getting in the spirit of this:
ENYA Only tjme pt 2 the sequel https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/enya-only-tjme-pt-2-the-sequel-h83fch

2026-04-21 18:44:13 GMT

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Everything I Do https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html?htree_c=fd1122f3-243e-4f30-9a76-860737fea5a4#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/everything-i-do-niwkdy

2026-04-21 06:50:31 GMT

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You are an alien from Planet Satoshi. Thank you sir.
https://blossom.primal.net/6909dcf1d8ff27eca46bc5ebad8f2db8138e9b832a1581ba0a1b2405d92f5048.gif

2026-04-20 23:06:50 GMT

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Finally, the iDildo.

2026-04-20 04:36:50 GMT

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2026-04-19 01:11:32 GMT

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Or: they are committing suicide bc they know there will be no more brands, bc there will be no more products, bc there will be no more people.

2026-04-17 21:53:49 GMT

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I wish there were some way to strengthen the bones in my feet, so I could do this shit without feeling like Greg Oden.

2026-04-17 17:55:09 GMT

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The kilogram would be outlawed.

2026-04-16 21:42:31 GMT

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Sorry frens. Should have explained.
It's the command to install a self-hosted password manager, KeePassXC, as you mentioned above.
But don't trust me! Verify 🤜🤛

2026-04-16 16:54:46 GMT

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sudo apt install keepassxc

2026-04-16 15:18:43 GMT

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Cui Bono is 2000 years older than Hanlon.

2026-04-16 15:14:11 GMT

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😂

2026-04-16 04:12:16 GMT

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🤣

2026-04-15 16:17:32 GMT

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The smugness of the barista 🤣🤣

2026-04-15 15:47:17 GMT

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Nothing stops bro. Nothing, or you will do the hardest time there is bro. No more protection from the guards bro. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the Sodomites bro. You'll think you've been fucked by a train bro. And the library bro? Gone, bro sealed off brick-by-brick bro. We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard bro. They'll see the flames for miles bro. We'll dance around it like wild Injuns bro. You understand me bro? Catching my drift bro? Or am I being obtuse bro?

2026-04-14 19:52:40 GMT

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DVD's disrupted the powerful Be Kind Rewind Sign Manufacturer Lobby

2026-04-14 17:18:02 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/1b8bc0d5c2fc1be9c9c9a9b92dd4c0e2a6a6acbcb74b189a46bd16a85cc6ffd0.gif

2026-04-13 19:47:00 GMT

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Can this tell me if the girl I'm on a date with is on Xanax?

2026-04-12 23:38:35 GMT

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I want to try this in small business.
A CARWASH SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL YOUR GRANDMA
1 week later...
$199.99/mo for The Full Gramama, Unlimited Washes (subject to vast limitation)

2026-04-12 15:40:57 GMT

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Fish & Chips spelled backwards is Strait of Hormuz, but tell me— who owns the Oxford English Dictionary?!

2026-04-11 05:20:10 GMT

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Ramen still exists, so not everyone is 100% dead yet in his future?

2026-04-10 09:39:30 GMT

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8 billion people with AI openly researching the cure for cancer = bad.
A private laboratory with AI secretly researching the cure for cancer = good.

2026-04-09 23:11:48 GMT

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🤣
Waiting for the next AI model, named "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Special Extended Edition)"

2026-04-09 22:06:44 GMT

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Raise your hand if you'd like to exchange generational sovereignty for slick pie charts.

2026-04-08 05:09:01 GMT

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Dark mode is cool, but has anyone tried— having a second family in Des Moines yes I am a traveling salesman mode?
A CRM that also can tell you: which wife gave you those cuff links.