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2026-08-22 21:40:16 GMT

Well, I don’t recommend pizza for every meal. The “food is too expensive” people are speaking nonsense.
This entire portion, including my Diet Coke is $4
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2026-08-22 14:21:10 GMT

JCD would always joke about China and “beat price” but it’s literally their sales pitch 😂
FB message I got
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2026-08-22 11:44:54 GMT

Perhaps a compromise...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/117/138/986/287/212/157/original/f49663773955b04a.png

2026-08-21 23:36:53 GMT

LMaO
https://x.com/VandelayBTC/status/2090703829092216976/video/1?s=46

2026-08-20 21:22:59 GMT

Caught the end of the live stream - did Adam kick Darren and Larry to the curb?
Last hour was just him that I caught and he said he’d be back Sunday and sounded like he’d be bringing in someone else to be on as well - maybe new format?

2026-08-19 01:49:17 GMT

Larry's real voice, not modulated way down like he does on his podcasts:
https://youtu.be/2t5Re-xKA1s?t=71

2026-08-09 18:57:42 GMT

AOC has been with her boyfriend since college, engaged since 2022 and at 36 she’s posting Instagram videos starting the process of freezing her eggs.
JFC these people are broken.

2026-07-31 11:49:47 GMT

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2026-07-30 19:14:34 GMT

AmEx: "We Increased your available credit"
Experian: "We reduced your credit score"
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2026-07-30 18:49:04 GMT

166 users in the Troll Room
OOOOOF

2026-07-29 23:30:32 GMT

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Agree - I know Adam feels a heavy burden, but John was 80 - if their financials weren't in order, that's on the Dvorak's.
I'm sure JC makes good money - they'll be fine. His house alone has to be worth $1.5-2M

2026-07-29 23:23:51 GMT

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It's fine that she filed in, but she's not a media pro and I felt like she was always trying to make Adam laugh - and women aren't funny.

2026-07-29 19:14:09 GMT

Listening to the latest We Get to Do This
Man, if the plan is to turn No Agenda over to Darren and Larry with Adam "Popping in from time to time" it'll be dead within 3 months.

2026-07-28 17:44:11 GMT

Apple will now let you LEASE anything.
https://www.apple.com/shop/apple-upgrade
"Apple Upgrade includes all models of iPhone (except iPhone 16), MacBook Air, MacBook Pro, iMac, Mac Studio, iPad Pro, iPad Air, iPad mini, Apple Watch Ultra, and Apple Watch Series 11."
WTF

2026-07-27 23:24:03 GMT

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I read that the other day and felt she kind of inserted herself a little too much.

2026-07-23 00:23:57 GMT

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When I first read it, I leaned into the troll room and here and when I told my wife, literally had to hold back the tears.

2026-07-22 18:51:42 GMT

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Hard to drive from heaven.

2026-07-22 18:21:06 GMT

If I lived on the west coast, I'd buy JCD's Lexus

2026-07-10 21:12:37 GMT

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When I lived in Ecuador there was a Chinese Restaurant called CHIFA MY FUK

2026-07-10 01:14:43 GMT

When CNN is using the term "Mexican Man" something is changing...
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2026-07-03 01:10:43 GMT

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Rapaport’s religion sucks foreskins

2026-06-30 12:33:52 GMT

Watch snobs will tell you there's a fundamental difference between these two - and there is, one is $65, the other is $19,000.
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2026-06-11 20:17:36 GMT

I'm kind of obsessed with this Jaques Pépin Cooking at home channel on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@JacquesPepinFoundation
Arguably the most influential chef of the last 70 years, what he cooks at home is crazy basic - he even made a kind of quick chicken "stew" to serve on rice or potatoes and just threw some ketchup in there. Ketchup!

2026-06-01 15:13:55 GMT

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2026-03-12 16:41:49 GMT

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2026-01-14 00:36:37 GMT

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What model laptop?
If I was Microsoft's board I'd fire Nadella yesterday.

2026-01-12 03:17:09 GMT

Ain't no way this is an actual design for a new quarter:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/879/956/362/054/525/original/44375261eba36677.png

2025-12-31 20:58:59 GMT

Never in the history of burglaries has anyone broken into a daycare to steal employee and enrollment records, and rip up checkbooks.

2025-12-28 12:37:36 GMT

Name one company with an Indian CEO where the product improved.
Stock price is not a product.

2025-12-28 11:30:20 GMT

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It's a gaming focussed distro - I think already setup to be compatible with any Steam games.

2025-12-28 01:41:42 GMT

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Did you flash the ISO to the thumb drive using Rufus BalenaEtcher or similar?
AI is good for walkthroughs on this kind of stuff - the more specifics you give it the better.
https://gemini.google.com/share/2179feb23c33

2025-12-28 00:08:46 GMT

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Don’t you need to unpack the ISO and then choose that thumb drive as having boot priority over the Windows drive?

2025-12-25 00:56:54 GMT

25M Christians died fighting Hitler in World War 2.
Only 200,000 Jews actually died fighting.
Jews can kindly take a seat. I'm done.

2025-12-24 21:35:46 GMT

💀
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2025-12-22 14:50:07 GMT

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Yeah, his videos pop up on my feeds from time to time and I generally like his takes. Probably a few too many videos for me to listen to daily, but like that each video is generally 8-10 minutes.
That's about all.

2025-12-22 13:01:15 GMT

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When did Styx turn into a pirate?

2025-12-21 17:23:57 GMT

I think about this quote often:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/758/716/001/737/340/original/f5530545a949df63.png

2025-12-19 14:40:45 GMT

Basically this
https://x.com/johnmccloy/status/2001860013833249261?s=46

2025-12-17 23:43:36 GMT

code: BONGINO is back next month!
Guess his wife liked the podcast money too much
https://x.com/fbiddbongino/status/2001416238027935836?s=46

2025-12-17 11:35:41 GMT

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2025-12-16 11:58:40 GMT

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Oh, for sure.
The only linux box I have is a Beelink for a Plex server running Ubuntu and it's hilarious using it compared to my work laptop (Win11).
The difference in feel of how much the OS wants to do is remarkable. Linux just sits there, only doing what's asked.

2025-12-16 02:16:21 GMT

Probably true
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2025-12-15 13:02:56 GMT

This is clearly what the drafters of the 14th Amendment intended:
https://www.wsj.com/us-news/chinese-billionaires-surrogacy-pregnancy-7fdfc0c3

2025-12-15 12:36:36 GMT

They really tried to pull in a former military patsy to pass off as the Brown gunman and people were like "LOL, no."
Still at large.

2025-12-15 12:19:44 GMT

Rob Reiner and his wife being stabbed to death by their severely drug addicted son while Trump is the one President in recent memory trying to stop the flow of drugs into America has to be high up there on the irony list.
RIP - The guy made some great movies.

2025-12-14 20:53:43 GMT

The end of this clip was when Jews decided to take full control of Hollywood
https://x.com/cigsmake/status/2000279875102417247?s=46

2025-12-14 15:11:30 GMT

We’re going to have to rely on 4Chan to ID the Brown shooter, aren’t we?

2025-12-14 12:13:21 GMT

Despite wearing a mask, shouldn't be hard to find the Brown shooter.
Video shows he's got that "sperg walk" that a lot of autists have.

2025-12-09 01:15:16 GMT

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Same - have a Plex server setup and just download whatever we want

2025-12-09 00:40:21 GMT

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Who would know more about digging holes than a trans woman?

2025-12-09 00:34:26 GMT

I’ve yet to regret canceling Netflix
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2025-12-06 16:47:30 GMT

Here is my recommendation for @Disney:
Have your creatives sit down and watch Lion King, Little Mermaid, and Alladin and say "That's your mission - go find a story and hand animate it."

2025-12-05 15:54:03 GMT

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Amazing

2025-12-04 12:21:23 GMT

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My cousin is a similar cold case. Was strangled in his basement 35 years ago and his girlfriend at the time 100% knows who did it.

2025-12-04 01:03:31 GMT

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Have the authorities looked into the accounts she worked on?

2025-12-02 12:25:39 GMT

Asking if people who came to America illegally, but "haven't been committing crimes" should be given a pathway to citizenship is akin to asking if someone robbed a bank of $10M and you didn't find them until years later and discovered that they were doing philanthropic work with the money, should you give them partial ownership of the bank?

2025-11-28 12:48:35 GMT

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Definitely on board with removing any AI involved with Windows.
AI being ALL INDIANS

2025-11-28 00:07:02 GMT

This rings true and explains a lot.
https://x.com/newstart_2024/status/1994167706355167643?s=46

2025-11-27 17:00:36 GMT

How to solve Microsoft's problems:
Hire a new CEO with this energy and a crowd of developers that looks like this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs

2025-11-24 00:23:43 GMT

Has anyone ever interviewed Covid era nurses to ask them exactly how they choreographed all those group dances and cleared entire hospital floors for the performance?

2025-11-23 18:18:29 GMT

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2025-11-22 02:47:38 GMT

Universities should be forced to place students in internships before graduation. If you can't find companies to partner with to take your students, you shouldn't be allowed to offer that degree.

2025-11-22 02:42:38 GMT

I will never get over the fact that the most popular illustration of equity known to the internet is of a brown family trying to figure out the fairest way to illegally watch a baseball game they didn't pay for
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2025-11-19 16:06:58 GMT

It’s a cake mix. Why would you need to mention gender on the side of the box?
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2025-11-19 13:36:29 GMT

But sure, Islam is compatible with the West....right?
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2025-11-18 02:25:38 GMT

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Indians suck - I live around many.

2025-11-18 02:24:55 GMT

Square these statements for me:
- AI is going to automate many millions of jobs out of existence
- America must bring in near-infinite H-1B's
-China is our biggest enemy for AI dominance
-We must train 600,000 Chinese students

2025-11-18 02:13:46 GMT

Import a trillion Indians to “train our people”
No one can understand the Indians
The Indians never leave
As predictable as the sun rising.

2025-11-13 17:19:19 GMT

Here is my H-1B solution (short of ending the program altogether, which I am 100% for).
10,000 per year, hard cap
Companies bid on them via auction

2025-11-12 15:35:33 GMT

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[Verse 1]
I woke up this mornin’, coffee cold as steel,
Stared at the driveway, couldn’t believe what I feel.
She was angular beauty, all stainless and gleam,
But my Cybertruck’s gone, took off like a bad dream.
Had her for two years, through dust storms and rain,
She never once whined, never showed any pain.
But last night she beeped, said “Software update complete,”
Then rolled out the gate, left me here on this street.

2025-11-12 15:15:44 GMT

Why AI music sucks: The intro for the 3 most popular songs from the most listened to AI “country artist” on Spotify.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/537/379/803/355/506/original/39d1e33a946e022d.mp4

2025-11-10 18:10:38 GMT

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The idea that African tribal feuds are affecting the outcome of American elections is all the evidence you need that we need to end immigration completely.

2025-11-10 12:26:55 GMT

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"the game publisher said that it was shifting more development back to Japan"
👏

2025-11-08 14:49:21 GMT

https://x.com/defiantls/status/1987143069666316311?s=46

2025-11-06 21:55:03 GMT

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I had the exact same thought - very similar parallels.

2025-11-06 21:50:12 GMT

High School History: "Hitler invaded Poland to start WW2."
The truth: East Prussia was cutoff from Germany after WW1 and the Polish killed 50,000 native Germans in Danzig, causing Hitler to want to bring all Native Germans back under German rule, so he was forced to invade.
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2025-11-06 19:12:35 GMT

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Or:
2:25 rolls around, no delivery.
Rechecks website:
Delivery window updated 3-5pm
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2025-11-06 19:06:37 GMT

Without fail:
Checks FedEx tracking: Delivery between 12:25 - 2:25pm requiring signature
Me at 12:26: "Better not go anywhere"
2:24:30 FedEx truck pulls up

2025-11-06 01:44:27 GMT

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2025-11-05 21:45:30 GMT

The ending of Animal Farm:
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2025-11-05 01:47:21 GMT

Virginia’s new governor
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2025-11-05 01:02:56 GMT

I feel like Adam and John are sleeping on the H-1B/STEM-OPT issue.

2025-11-04 17:10:00 GMT

Good luck, New York City!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/492/532/227/673/356/original/1b8ae132d9017926.png

2025-11-04 16:40:05 GMT

LMAO
https://x.com/leonardaisfunE/status/1985505789659041965

2025-11-04 13:17:00 GMT

SNAP Benefits should be based on your BMI

2025-11-01 20:58:46 GMT

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2025-10-31 13:46:45 GMT

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6 VEEK cycle with Kash running things

2025-10-31 13:06:48 GMT

What are the chances that virtually every FBI terror plot is broken up just a day or two before it was planned to go off?
https://x.com/FBIDirectorKash/status/1984222011158102097

2025-10-29 18:19:56 GMT

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"And hire Indians to manage it all!
-The hugest fucking retard

2025-10-28 22:11:12 GMT

Wasn't there a post here about dominion voting and one candidate who logged 0 votes, but a had recount shows she had like 4,000?

2025-10-26 18:09:10 GMT

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Also:
David Ben-Gurion: David Grün
Levi Eshkol: Levi Shkolnik
Moshe Sharett: Moshe Shertok
Yitzhak Shamir: Yitzhak Yezernitsky
Shimon Peres: Szymon Perski
Ariel Sharon: Ariel Scheinermann
Golda Meir: Golda Mabovitch
Benjamin Netanyahu: Benjamin Mileikowsky

2025-10-26 17:26:14 GMT

💀
https://x.com/TB1Kinobe/status/1981851162589757922

2025-10-23 16:27:53 GMT

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2025-10-20 01:12:33 GMT

Taxes are just part of living in a society. They pay for things we need, like a huge police force that arrests and releases the same 500 criminals every 6 months. But they also pay for things we want, like making sure those criminals can ride the bus with your wife and children.

2025-10-18 19:20:21 GMT

Average local No Kings protestor
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2025-10-12 12:45:12 GMT

I am mid dishwasher repair and I'm not 100% sure I'm getting it back together yet.
The wife is, obviously, unaware of that possibility.
Send karma!
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2025-10-11 14:36:29 GMT

A direct result of importing the third world and letting them drive
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2025-10-11 13:00:54 GMT

End H-1B
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2025-10-06 19:03:56 GMT

Mexican politicians want to ban this picture of their President.
The Bat(mitzvah) Signal
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2025-10-05 18:24:50 GMT

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Just sold a road bike on there - bought it years ago to run a mini-triathlon, probably put 100 miles on it and it sat in the garage ever since.