Hobbes

I'm a human animal.

pronouns: He/They

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2026-05-29 19:02:50 GMT

This is me now.
https://media.wobbl.xyz/media_attachments/files/116/659/412/535/382/033/original/6ae4d29fe886e0ef.jpg

2026-05-10 16:36:20 GMT

My boy wore it better. #notmyodysseus
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2026-04-20 04:49:13 GMT

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100% same: planes aren't bad, airports are an anxiety bomb.

2026-04-20 03:39:04 GMT

Any time I hang out with my canine furry friends I feel like those anxious big cats who have emotional support dog. I am soothed.

2026-04-20 03:37:44 GMT

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I'm worried you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.

2026-04-16 21:25:33 GMT

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but 365 is available all the time ;3 Does this mean nextcloud's doc suite isn't great?

2026-04-16 21:24:46 GMT

While I love playing games learning a new board game may be one of the most painful parts of having fun.

2026-03-12 21:33:11 GMT

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the bread in French onion soup is charismatic and delicious, and you can too 8D

2026-03-12 21:14:21 GMT

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if they think LLMs are capable of AGI (no Michaelsoft not Agentic AI), they fundamentally so not understand how LLMs are trained or run. I hurt.

2026-03-12 21:12:30 GMT

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roll a critical on charisma :blobfox3c:

2025-12-12 20:38:55 GMT

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only a month? Dream big kiddo.

2025-12-11 21:25:33 GMT

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caught da ghey

2025-11-02 17:58:07 GMT

When you want to restart a protogen you reboop it.

2025-10-04 07:22:07 GMT

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does someone need a nap?

2025-10-04 07:21:27 GMT

Drag queen name: Ruby RouxB Rue; like Scooby Dooby Doo.

2025-09-26 21:13:42 GMT

$1000 for a handheld machine chained to windows, meanwhile steam deck lcd price dropped... Michaelsoft what are you smoking?

2025-09-26 15:56:07 GMT

Too little, too late. https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-block-israels-access-to-azure-and-genai-tech-used-to-surveil-millions-of-palestinian-phone-calls-according-to-report

2025-09-22 16:14:12 GMT

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sounds similar to the Elden Ring dlc, but at least that was sold as an expansion.

2025-09-20 16:28:35 GMT

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does this make you a Bridge Baby?

2025-09-19 15:36:29 GMT

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wow, you're smart for a baby.

2025-02-02 16:41:57 GMT

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WebOS owo

2024-12-08 21:50:13 GMT

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thats some grade A cutie right thurr

2024-12-01 12:08:32 GMT

Lisbon, I have arrived, present me your finest nummy yummies.

2024-12-01 03:05:30 GMT

I've never understood the logic of people who try to queue up before their boarding group is called to get on a plane. They're not letting you board early, what's the rush.

2024-11-26 19:42:42 GMT

Can we agree as a species that shitty in ear headphones are not sufficient for important video calls. I can hear the crap microphone scraping against every fiber of your shirt...

2024-11-25 20:12:48 GMT

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you stink.

2024-11-25 19:39:27 GMT

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come here so I can burp in your face nerd.

2024-11-25 19:34:31 GMT

That moment when you're working from home and have to turn on your webcam when all you have on is a tanktop, underwear, and a robe...I died inside.

2024-11-19 03:42:43 GMT

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a big fat sleepy.