rstevens 🐳💨✅

america’s number one tooter three years running

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2026-08-05 17:34:14 GMT

my life would be hugely impacted if AI went away. it would change everything about how i live.
i would be able to afford a computer with more RAM.

2026-07-31 21:45:19 GMT

I know things are hard, but now more than ever it’s important to take the time to flip off every cyber truck you see

2026-07-04 18:42:43 GMT

today i learned that eagles subsist only on fireworks and hot dog buns. that's why america worships them even though they are bald.

2026-06-28 00:58:41 GMT

anybody like... computers??

2026-02-17 00:13:52 GMT

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sometimes they even got more memory AND cheaper!!

2025-12-30 23:44:17 GMT

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@nprofile…k72k i’m good at the slow grind, but put off the perma stuff. this is good terminology.

2025-06-09 17:22:08 GMT

i hacked apple and found this photo of the 2027 iphone
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2025-06-06 13:29:13 GMT

man, even when you buy an election, you’re really just renting it these days. worse than photoshop.

2025-05-16 17:02:40 GMT

what’s ogging my vorbises?

2024-11-13 18:56:08 GMT

my favorite thing about computers is how slow they get every time they get faster

2024-07-17 20:47:17 GMT

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@npub1utv…87lr (ignore me, i just saw the form)

2024-07-17 17:24:42 GMT

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@npub1mdk…aptk it's kind of gone from the place everyone thinks they are funny to the place where all the crabs are in a bucket

2024-06-10 19:05:16 GMT

turned off an apple event before it ended. that’s a first since the 90s. apologies to all my chatbot followers.

2024-06-04 20:09:48 GMT

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@npub1pfe…e2dm (i could be mis-remembering from editing podcasts, but this is still super cool.)

2024-05-21 01:33:14 GMT

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@npub1typ…c8hh be kind, rewAInd

2024-05-15 23:39:01 GMT

this meeting could have been a dessert bar

2024-05-06 21:00:13 GMT

everyone's got a personal brand until they get punched in the face

2024-04-29 18:58:07 GMT

had to switch my computer to light mode for a few minutes and i almost died

2024-04-24 00:31:35 GMT

if you're feeling down, do a quick jabba laugh and things will get better
HOO HOO HOOOO
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2024-01-15 22:17:15 GMT

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@npub1xzm…eykm @npub15wr…zuqs but just think how much we will appreciate it when it works

2023-12-06 21:29:01 GMT

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@npub1xzm…eykm hey, those look great!

2023-11-26 02:04:30 GMT

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@npub15x4…3p3l this is an extremely powerful thought technology

2023-11-25 02:24:20 GMT

don’t forget, the weekend hasn’t even formally started yet
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2023-08-29 15:50:36 GMT

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@npub1sdu…w074 @npub1l8q…f4up so perfectly plastic. tapbots has really made me reexamine my anti-3D bias.

2023-08-17 21:35:27 GMT

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 is this the plot to Armageddon

2023-08-17 15:45:43 GMT

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@npub1qw5…037m same guy at different points in the timeline

2023-08-10 16:04:57 GMT

never has an image so perfectly summed up taking a break from making comics
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/110/866/169/465/638/561/original/085b95135d9688e1.jpeg

2023-07-16 20:24:17 GMT

here's the pitch: a little free library, but for my millions of unused excess USB cords