The Tapir is a curious creature with a prehensile snout found in Central and South America as well as Asia. Despite their odd looks, their closest relative is the rhino, and you will never be a real woman.
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Last Notes npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Quick guys, new abomination against god just dropped :parrot_ceiling: npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir they did this one dirty and just posted his tiny pp for everyone to see npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir OK yeah it's squirrel pox, it is only for squirrels, affecting other animals very rarely. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir I couldn't find anything in that link, but I wonder if this is squirrel pox. That rabbit papilloma doesn't even effect all species of rabbit, I can't imagine it crosses over from lagomorph to rodent so easily. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir No ears version I didn't do too good on npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Please elaborate lol npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Every day I try to write a note for my s/o with their lunch, and I've been trying to put some drawing in there too but lately I've been drawing a blank on ideas npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir I'm not convinced this isn't AI npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Right in the middle of the road, no fucks given npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir A little PSA on flea/tick meds for cats and dogs npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Ok but what are your favorite tits? npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir The flea shot is finally coming! npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Dumb Friends League changed their name to Humane Colorado :blobreachsob: npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir I wonder how he fucks. Maybe he can't fuck? Maybe he's a deercel npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Washington Dept of Fish & Wildlife found this deer with 3 legs. Considering it lived this long, they are going to leave it as is and let nature take it's course. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Shelter dog was picked up and brought to the vet for swollen abdomen. That opaqueness is actually a giant tumor. Biggest tumor I think I’ve ever seen in an abdomen. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir If you're a zoomer and you want a family, just buy a surrogate and come to terms with being a single parent. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir oh fuck ill go npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir I'll probably have to do something like that and just hope I'm not getting scammed. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Bruh I actually don't know what to do. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Holy FUUUUUUUCK npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir #ShelterShunday yeah that's the hashtag I'm going with npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir There used to be only 18 individual black-footed ferrets in the wild. A mix of a specialized breeding program and reintroduction, maintaining and restoring habitat, and even cloning one male helped get that number to over 1000 today. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/c816a0891b698c39fdeb1492f69e57290c4b034f55e1b6320ebb125f82811206.png npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir https://i.poastcdn.org/473de276a1365ddd8925a1b502d191c15aff9d5351ae2f7108588d37e30ec190.png npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Imagine owning a share of this cow. npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir I am now a sad animal-related news poster, because I feel like that's all I did all day today npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir Is no one else talking about this? npub1hg9jnuhn3h9glnfhwycc3nw02rf7ssg4v8wy47qk8fns2ppvpdkq2c8taf Tapir A good example of an ear notch - it shows that the animal has been fixed
