Someone once described me as “aggressively kind.”
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They were put there by a man in a factory downtown. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Let’s take another crack at the auto-sorting, Reminders.app. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…x2ze ah fuck that was me, too, I’m so sorry npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…x2ze I’ve purchased 30 so far and I don’t know where else to put them. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I appreciate the extremely personalized attention, but I have to wonder if ecobee’s sale just for me is a smart business decision. Feels like they would want to entice many more people than that. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan copywriting more like sloppywriting lmao send toot npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…d6h6 truly stunning. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Our plan for our new podcast, Friendship Material, is to release episodes bi-weekly, but we were so overwhelmed by the response to our first episode that we wanted to briefly express our gratitude (and abject terror) to everyone. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan iOS 26 beta broke one of the only things that Siri has ever been reliably good for. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs Look Back! 😭 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…w8tk one of the only times I’ve ever enjoyed getting high was when I strapped a PSVR headset and lost myself to Tetris Effect for what felt like hours (it was 15 minutes). npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Unrelated to my previous toot: I don’t really drink anymore, but tonight I decided I wanted some wine and now I’m playing Tetris Effect. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan https://media.social.lol/media_attachments/files/114/593/890/023/073/046/original/ce5fd0c513f2bb6f.jpeg npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I have joined Crucial Tracks: npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs YOU FORGOT POCKET RUN POOL. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Yeah, I think the courts should break up Apple. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan People can be nice and I like that. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Nothing quite like the rush you get when you stick your face into the dishwasher right after the cycle is finished. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Whenever I go onto the USPS Informed Delivery website on my phone, I wonder if it's broken or if it was designed that way to prove a point. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Hi, I wrote about one of my all-time favorite songs and the person who originally shared it with me. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Clair Obscur Expedition 33 is the first JRPG I’ve enjoyed since Final Fantasy X. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Close friend of mine is in a band and they’ve spent the last, I think, five years recording an album (in between being parents and, like, having jobs). Their first single is out today, and it fucking rules. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Playing my favorite nightly game: Which Drawer Did I Put the Can Opener In? (It’s always the same drawer.) npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan It's always a good day to remember that corporations don't need you to defend them. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan A reminder for myself (and anyone else who needs it) on Transgender Day of Visibility: gender doesn’t look like anything in particular. It’s how you feel most yourself. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I wonder what happens if you have a Baja Blast three days in a row. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I’m out. 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It’s just a couple clips. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I am officially Monster Hunter-pilled. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…25dv We've culled all of our streaming platforms over the course of the last couple years, but I can't imagine trying to navigate YouTube without Premium at this point. I don't love giving Google money, but I get too much out of the platform. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs @nprofile…exqk it’s so good. One of the true delights of 2024. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs frankly, I take issue with you saying that it looks like they spent a lot of money on it. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Witness my brain as it turns a simple inquiry from @nprofile…8xvq into a 2,800 word guide on publishing an audioblog. Yes, I am doing just fine, why do you ask? npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…8xvq @nprofile…q8jv @nprofile…w366 probably a couple toots worth of thoughts… I could always do a longer write up on my site and publish. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…q8jv @nprofile…8xvq helloooooo. Happy to chat about my setup and approach, Sia! npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Whenever I discover I have more than five tabs open, I just close the entire browser and start over. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Abso-fuckin-lutely. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs was there a meeting I missed? npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs I was excited to watch it until I read literally anything about it and the people making it. 😬 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I rewatched Signs the other day and it still rules, and I have always thought, and will always think, that the broader discourse around the aliens that *SOME PEOPLE* participate in is stupid as hell. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Last four watched: npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs I had Taco Bell after to compensate. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Look, it’s been an emotional day, I dunno. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I'm at an extremely fucking weird point in my life that I find my Apple products create more frustration and friction on a daily basis than my Windows machine does, and, honestly, it kinda just makes me want to blow up every computer in the world. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs THIS IS WHY THE HEART AND THE STARS IN THE SAME PLATFORM IS SO CONFUSING JUST PICK ONE npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…spxs three stars is, like, a solid experience and the heart dictates whether or not I think I enjoyed it or if it was just fine. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Last four watched: npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Doing dishes and listening to some Christmas music. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan A personal milestone that feels, hmm, emotionally overwhelming!! For the first time ever, I’m holding a magazine that features my writing. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Continuing my trend of watching this any time YouTube recommends it, which is every time I log in. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Been struggling creatively lately, which means I also feel like a complete failure always and forever! npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Got home from the bouldering gym and played the demo for Cairn: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1588550/Cairn/ npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan One nice thing about posting on Mastodon is that I can almost always count on someone replying, so it doesn’t feel like screaming into a void. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I’m thankful for Little Women (2019). npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Not to brag, but I just thought of a really solid, scathing toot regarding a tech blogger and I chose to delete it. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…w8tk 😅 yuuup. Signed up for a membership so I can go for 20 minutes and not feel bad for spending $15. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…w8tk honestly, I’m so much more worried about my delicate, uncalloused fingies. ☹️ npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Oh shit, I just bought a day pass to the local climbing gym. Excited to get back into bouldering after years of absence. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…lv6z Ben. YES. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…q8jv new profile pic ❤️❤️ npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…q8jv what npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Throwback Saturday to when I was in high school. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I somehow got added to a starter pack on Bluesky that has caused, like, a hundred lawyers to follow me, and I can’t help but think they are going to be VERY CONFUSED by my posts. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…q8jv Not trying to publicly call out a typo, but you wrote Magento, which made me think about Magneto as a fabulous drag queen. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan When I think about how I’m going to make it through the next four years, the answer is *with her *: https://gkeenan.co/avgb/there-is-nothing-about-you-i-wont-love/ npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I don’t actually *play* Pokémon TCG, I just open a booster pack every twelve hours when the push notification tells me to. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Does anyone want to have me on their podcast? Please I’m so lonely npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @nprofile…q8jv YEP npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Piercing 1.5 week status update: I definitely want another. 🙃 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Excited to announce that I now have access to Genmoji and Image Playground on my iPhone and lmao it fucking sucks. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm @npub1sdu…w074 @npub1r6r…u73e incredible. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm sup, boo npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm I’m still here!!!1 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Dorothy Allison died this week. I wrote some brief words about the one time I got to meet her nearly two decades ago. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Achievement unlocked: got my nose piercing caught on my towel as I was drying off after a shower. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Sitting on the couch having coffee this morning. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm High five yourself please. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I answered a question from @npub1xr5…qltp for the first day of November #WeblogPoMoAMA npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm what would shock your younger self about your present self? I mean absolutely obliterate their sense of identity. Leave them rocking in a corner. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Sometimes it's okay to reconsider bad opinions that don't serve you (or anyone else) and just cast them aside. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I feel like I've started to judge a lot of movies and TV shows based on how frequently they make my LG C1 auto-dim. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan Wedding ready. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm RUDE npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan For the sake of my tummy I’ve largely cut coffee out of my life which makes me sad but also I had some today so if you need to mute me for the next 24 hours I totally get it but while I have you I’ve been thinking about getting a nose ring is this a mid-life crisis? npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm morning, Robb. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm it me npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm very cool! npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I don't know when it happened, but it seems that big, franchise action movies have all but lost their luster for me. npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm hell fucking yes 👏🏻👏🏻 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan @npub1y9z…3ykm 🥰 npub1hm4s33faen7rkprdhrnrsgq4cusj5nct4rcdcehr876a70c7n7kq7afxcz Keenan I wrote about my cousin, the person I admired more than anyone. Until he wasn't.
