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@npub18cw…ha8a Oh interesting! I think you may be right! I'll be curious to see the flowers. I've never seen it in my yard before and now suddenly here it is under one of my hazelnut trees.

2024-05-30 21:12:56

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@npub1uxm…ujtm I saw a list of the ai overviews biggest booboos including "applum" etc. So stupid. I followed the instructions I found to nerf AI in search and it's no longer working.

2024-05-30 21:11:30

I need to know if Trump said the hard R or the A when he dropped the N word. Just curious. Also I have not heard the tape yet so is this just another thing they're making up?

2024-05-30 21:10:12

Anyone recognize these plants? Pacific NW USA
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2024-05-24 16:40:14

So they were going to screen "Bearing Witness" at Cannes but cancelled due to "security reasons." I wonder what the threat was because Hamas wants everyone to know what they did too?
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/oct-7-hamas-attack-movie-canceled-cannes-security-risk-1236011719/

2024-05-22 14:23:07

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Nooo I hate this!

2024-05-13 18:27:08

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@npub1uxm…ujtm Good article!
"Bullies calling their victims bullies – it’s the slipperiest trick of the new left."
DARVO indeed

2024-05-04 09:18:03

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@npub17f8…s2el Also awake! But by choice

2024-04-28 04:51:47

\:D/
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2024-04-25 18:12:22

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@npub1t8r…h0ht OH DAMN they killed Sears and it didn't even occur to me they took on their model. They're credit cards and AWS now, it's true.

2024-04-25 17:58:58

A month out after not renewing prime. I KNEW IT
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2024-04-20 01:54:39

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@npub12hn…jefx The chyron in the corner made me laugh

2024-04-19 19:13:10

I've heard more than once lately that android users are poors. For my part I don't like interacting with people who feel the need to react to my texts in lieu of actually sending a thoughtful response so I see apple phone people who do this as glib and lazy. I have money and you will pry my 7 year old phone out of my cold dead hands
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2024-04-19 16:29:08

He wore himself out marching around on my organs, drooling, and demanding ear rubs
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2024-04-19 05:13:23

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@npub1wd6…a8q8 I would have bought eggs at the store yesterday but I forgot to refi my house lolol. Great combo though.

2024-04-19 05:06:01

Carnivore is so weird the more it goes on. The sun is going down and I guess I'm not eating today? There is a beautiful porterhouse in my fridge and I guess it's breakfast steak now.

2024-04-18 23:58:08

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@npub12hn…jefx My cats attack my vacuums but the minute I turn it on them suddenly they're all precious about it

2024-04-18 17:39:22

People are calling for Trump to be jailed and I just keep chortling thinking about what a win that would be.
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2024-04-18 03:58:35

"Seafood extender" welp I could have lived my whole life without hearing that phrase.

2024-04-17 16:10:25

They cite one person--a radio host who responded. I like how the leftist media thinks conservatives are going to be triggered by an actor having an opinion about Trump. Still butthurt over the "loss" of The Rock I guess. No one has to take sides over the opinions of an actor.
"Trump is a rapist and a con man,” he went on, “And yet the entire Christian church seems to be treat him like he’s their poster child and it’s unreal. I don’t understand it.”
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/wing-reacher-fans-flip-alan-201900868.html

2024-04-16 15:42:10

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@npub12hn…jefx strip clerb

2024-04-16 15:07:19

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@npub12hn…jefx friends don't let friends get their arms stripmined for hotdog surgery

2024-04-15 15:30:01

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@npub12hn…jefx Damn just get a one man drag show like a normal gay, force your friends to come, and leave us out of it Dylan

2024-04-15 14:56:17

Imagine being this woke and invested in celebrity culture. I wonder if this one was inspired by the Rock noticing reality
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2024-04-11 14:54:35

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@npub1vph…5dr3 Hmm?

2024-04-11 13:53:13

Living the dream. I was just thinking about how terrible my BiL is
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2024-04-10 16:09:31

If a representation of your own country's flag makes you feel unsafe, they've won.
>the outfits sparked a “small percentage” of complainants who brought up Israel’s war against Hamas and transgender issues. It shocked members of the team who were only there for about 30 minutes at the time.
https://mynorthwest.com/3956973/rantz-seattle-dance-america-flag-shirts-unsafe-triggered/

2024-04-10 07:30:33

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@npub1mjp…4vyq GREAT now there's too many bees. Humans cannot be satisfied.
I enjoyed keeping bees and I miss it. The honey was minty.

2024-04-10 02:13:07

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@npub1sr7…xfhg a lot of horror right now. Pass!

2024-04-10 01:07:13

Movies look really shit right now! I want to go but everything looks terrible

2024-04-09 17:41:54

ITM hosting a lil NA meetup at Hellbent Brewing tonight from 5-8. #seattle
https://hellbentbrewingcompany.com/

2024-04-08 18:37:01

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@npub18ht…rk0m I hope people are still teaching children not to stare directly at the sun for too long? I remember that from a very young age and it's pretty self evident like gravity 👺

2024-04-08 18:32:59

I mean...they know we've had an eclipse since the advent of smartphones right? In 2017 I remember the messaging was more about how to view it safely. I got another warning yesterday to "STOCK UP ON FOOD AND SUPPLIES" too. This messaging is very post-coof.
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2024-04-07 16:53:32

Facts 👏
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2024-04-06 05:10:03

There is a guy playing a pot here and it's reminding me I'm not doing enough drugs
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2024-04-05 18:44:31

"I could do it if I wanted to"
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2024-04-04 06:20:34

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@npub17f8…s2el Why on earth would you turn your machine on remotely? I feel like I'm missing something. And this is someone who took a swing at a smart home ten years ago

2024-04-04 03:12:34

Homeowner Baffled After Washing Machine Uses 3.6GB of Internet Data a Day
https://www.newsweek.com/homeowner-baffled-washing-machine-uses-3-6gb-internet-1862675
"The connection to a Wi-Fi network allows the user to operate functions from a smartphone, download additional wash programs, and receive alerts when a load is complete."
Download additional wash programs...what if just give user full functionality? At this point I wish I had a 1970s Kenmore.

2024-04-02 18:06:56

My sweet friend. I cannot. 🤦 Any time someone says so and so has the coof I say "people are still doing that???"
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2024-03-30 03:22:13

Fair
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2024-03-26 01:24:43

I really want to see Yachtly Crew at a casino around here next month because I love terrible things but only if I get a jobby job first

2024-03-25 20:38:50

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@npub12hn…jefx what a journalist asking an actual question??

2024-03-25 15:21:02

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@npub12hn…jefx it was like a perfect encapsulation of leftism. "Look what you made me do!" Neil Young should be ashamed of himself.

2024-03-25 15:15:21

I've got pub trivia tonight since I can stay up after 8 p.m. right now. Last week one of the questions was "Who returned to Spotify after leaving over JOE ROGAN SPREADING DISINFORMATION??"
I would have phrased that "Who decided they liked money better than their principles?" Also I would love to ask that crowd "what do you think Joe Rogan's podcast is?"

2024-03-25 03:09:28

I should have taken a pic of this but has anyone else seen Easter baskets with EBT stickers on them? This is like pure Peeps and a bunch of other bullshit in them. Also I could tell it was the kind of sticker that wasn't going to rip off cleanly so it's a lose/lose

2024-03-24 17:47:57

Let me preface by saying that most of my fellow carnis are sane, reasonable people. This post was in response to me casually mentioning that I would like some ice cream but the sugar usually wasn't worth it.
So much specialty diet advice is just gay with extra steps. Eat steak, have some ice cream occasionally damn
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2024-03-19 17:18:18

https://www.salon.com/2024/03/19/call-for-a-bloodbath-was-literal--lets-not-waste-time-pretending-it-was-ambiguous/
When Donald Trump declared "If I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath" during his rally speech in Ohio Saturday, two things were immediately and obviously true: That is a threat, and it's a literal one.
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2024-03-19 00:35:32

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@npub1n4k…x2dq welp this is how you lose the gays

2024-02-19 22:29:18

Penis amnesty
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/clay-penises-1.7113830

2024-02-14 15:46:52

NGL, I'm kind of rooting for Fani Willis. I too want graft and a trip to Aruba

2024-02-06 05:06:50

For fuck's sake can we just have clear freeways instead of charges later
https://komonews.com/news/local/protesters-blocked-interstate-5-i5-for-hours-could-be-charged-king-county-misdemeanor-disorderly-conduct-washington-state-patrol-seattle-gaza-palestine-protests#

2024-02-06 05:03:59

My Body: Vegetables give you hives
Me: ok
Body: But you can huff cats. They can go way way up there
Me: I accept your conditions
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2024-02-02 20:39:36

🎶Uh oh Ozempic🎵
>A Louisiana woman who was prescribed Ozempic before switching to Mounjaro sued both companies, claiming they failed to inform her about the association between the drugs and severe GI issues. The woman alleged she was hospitalized several times for stomach paralysis and vomited so violently she lost teeth.
https://archive.ph/5RufY

2024-02-01 03:50:24

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@npub17f8…s2el Ah, in the plant? I like this but I've got some straight up plant chomping. 😆 I tend to put a light layer of pebbles in most of my plants which helps. (Somehow over the years with children many many many rocks traveled indoors as treasure or hitchhikers and I would habitually tuck them into a plant.)

2024-02-01 03:04:18

I made the mistake of telling the vet tech the brand of cat food I'm using which is so dangerous I should apparently be using gloves to dispense it. I took in her poor skin, overall pallor, and weak humors and decided against telling her I regularly eat blue steak and raw liver WITHOUT GLOVES. Ya can't tell a goldfish there's an ocean out there

2024-02-01 00:33:42

I've turned to a can full of pennies to stop the kitten decimation of every plant I own. They have 4000 balls, mice, boxes, run of the house, regular tormenting with a feather wand and they're still determined. I've never had such obsessed, plant-destructuve little guys. I'm deploying noise, double sided tape, moving most of them...oy.

2024-01-26 11:53:41

I see reddit is lousy with semiglutide ads now. This seems like marketing trousers to sea lions with the promise they'll get laid

2024-01-19 15:34:52

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@npub18cw…ha8a I googled this like a fuckin nerd last night. Wikipedia says it's back to 2003. Interesting!

2024-01-19 04:58:25

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@npub18cw…ha8a Aha. I didn't realize it originated from the internet! I was thinking talk radio

2024-01-19 04:32:56

I met with my friend this afternoon and she was telling me about our mutual friend and her boss who is already beginning to complain and grouse too much about Trump.
"Trump Derangement Syndrome, eh?" I said.
She had never heard the phrase! She's not a political junkie, just a little NPR in the background. I'm guessing NPR almost never refers to their base in such unflattering terms that might make them wonder if the level of obsession is normal.

2024-01-18 17:57:24

I disabled all notifications for this instance a couple of days ago and I'm still getting follower emails. Weird.

2024-01-15 19:42:01

Can anyone recommend a good Disney Deaths podcast?